1. Thanks for the add.Honestly, a friend request isn’t a kiss or one night stand to thank a dude/lady for. It’s like thanking someone for hugging you. Avoid at all costs to thank them on their wall for appreciating your fiend request unless you are an A……..

2. FILLING A MAN’S/LADY’S INBOX.Send messages when you have something important to say. Filling someone’s inbox with silly messages like, ‘is it raining?’ ‘Is that your ass?’.. ‘who wss your first boyfriend/girlfriend?’ Those are TEENAGERS QUESTIONS that shouldn’t be asked anyone past secondary school level.

3. BRAGGING ON YOUR STATUS UPDATES.Facebook is a social network, not Forbes List. Avoid updates such as..Am driving my range rover . .I cant wait for iPhone 6 . .where do i buy a galaxy note II case .. i need to see a dentist at Karen Hospital . .where is D.T Dobie . .My Mercedes is stalling.

4. USING SWEARING WORDS ON YOUR UPDATES AND COMMENTS.Unless you are a love-vendor, be polite.Using phrases like.. YOU SLUT! FUCKYOU! ASSHOLE! DICKHEAD while referring to people, just shows you are THE ONE known by those names.

5. FAKE PHOTOS.Upload real photos showing yourself. Downloading then uploading men/ladies’ photos that you haven’t met and adding a caption ..MY NEWBABE..MY WIFE/­HUBBY….isn’t cool!Taking photos standing besides big hotels, people’s cars or in your friends houses shows you are STUPID.JUST UPLOAD A PHOTO OF YOURSELF IN A BEDSITTER OR YOUR HOUSE.

6. ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS.Be honest where you have reached and studied if you so CHOOSE to include them on your profile. How can you study in HARVARD when your classmates know you got a D-? You are A GYNECOLOGIST when you studied CARPENTRY? LOL.

7. HATE SPEECH, SLURS.Referring to particular tribes as THIEVES, WATCHMEN, STONE THROWERS is impolite. Take people as you know them but not as you imagine they are. There are good and bad people in every tribe. Satan was an Angel who became the DEVIL.RAHAB was a PROSTITUTE that GOD spared.

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Good post.

So this thread later made FP?
Lord i thank thee oo for being the first to comment. And my mind was telling me to comment dat tym. My instincts hardly fail me
so this is how i would have missed being d first to comment? It's not good to neglect d little things oo.
Phew! I feel reaaaall good.
Jah bless to d mod that made this happen. I roff u. Since i hardly create topics in NL, it is a very BIG deal to me that this thread and my first comment made front page.








if u don't have a sense of humour, yab me this post.

1000 likes to dat @op

good one @OP. Am guilty of num 9. need to block some pple

Good post. Also giving out personal information// i also hate 'tell me more about yourself' so it is everybody that i meet that i must tell them about myself shebi Or my first time chatting with you n your asking me for my number, we have not had any convo b4 and your like 'hey love' 'hi boo'. i like fb oh my friends and family make the network fun sha

informative but would be more appreciated if you had stated where you got it from!!
and FACEBOOK? What is facebook?
Have some peeps been left behind in the social network rapture?
Facebook? Please come again?
so

Lmao @ DICKHEAD.!
Good one o.p

yuzedo: Guilty of Nos 1,2,3,5,6,8,10, and 9, and 7, and 4. Thanks.

pele yuzedo, u no dey carry last. Nairaland's Akpors

Most essp Avoid women so u won't b foled lik me, I don tire 4 facebok love no b small

Girls wan use me build mansion

ItsModella: erm, facebook has video chat? where have I been?

maybe we could try it.
a try would convince you
_{Birthday suits please}

Interesting

Which one is facebook again?

D one i 8 most is " thanks for d add " total stupidity

And turning of wall to inbox//somepeople would litter one's wall with........//and instead of replying on the same wall post, they would rather reply with another wall post//

In conclusion, be ORIGINAL in ur dealings//don't upload things that are gonna be annoying, embarrassing,childish and irritating to ur employer, kiths and kins//

TREAT URSELF WITH RESPECT!

Number 1 really pisses me off when I see it on peoples wall. WTF, If i send you a friend request you have an option to either accept or decline. If you accept fine, if you don't fine too (or more like f.uck off then)

No9 is called 'mugu jam maga'.who go come pay nah?

@ op your write up is a crap, facebook is just a social network, there shouldn't be any rule to it, its not an institution where you gat certificate @ the end

No2 doesnt hold much water IMO especially now that Facebook has fused inbox and chat history in a way. Besides people don't always say very important things when they chat.

I don't know why but I detest that Facebook thingy,never signed up and never will.it makes me laff when people argue ova who has d highest no of friends. Am on bb and still I use it for only family few friends and some of my workers and I only signed up cos you know when someone has received and read your messages.was tired of all the didn't see your calls or ddnt get your message lies so bb does all that and only that.if you give people a forum to make a nuisance of themselves they will take it to another level.people keep your biz and pix to yourself ,owa adirozi Nma

angel TI: good one @OP. Am guilty of num 9. need to block some pple

Don't block me ooo

DICKtator:
na so you hungry reach?
spamming and trolling like wtf?
n!gga chill!!!!!!!

Dat hunger no be small tin O

Lol*

Seconded!

Facebook is dead or dying... NAIRALAND ROCKS!!!!!