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When 14th reaches and u visit their site and u see : ERROR 504
U be like this boy

It's high time everyone starts prophesying his/her own.
My own prophesy is that I saw 300 nairalanders getting married this year.

Where are d those who give a Bleep crew

If u watch carefully ini edo isn't afraid. No phobia for dolphins. But dat banky W head nå die oooo. Nå light itself
Ini edo win joor

For the girls; when u date a cultist u are signing ur death because when their rivals comes for them and didn't see them,they will take u down first before their family and finally the cultist himself. DNT DATE A CULTIST!!!
THEY ARE DEVIL IN HUMAN FORM

Mkhitaryan has a shot on that goal and it was very fast and well placed direct. But giroud own wasn't fast and it was unexpected hitting d bar and entered.

As an arsenal supporter, today I will say d truth, mkhitaryan am gona vote for

Who brought out a dagger?
Whom did he used d dagger on?
Did the person die?
Who wanted to escape?

Toyota corolla- santana

Giving d Xmas celebration a bad idea.

PLATOON 7. Our prayer worked. GOD IS GREAT!!!

Dnt tag Christmas to this.plz and plz

Eyaa. She dey my platoon 7. All dis kidnappers will not go scot free.

So TRUE

deebrain:
I'm not impressed by what is happening this year Christmas.

It's not good.

The excitement we used to have about the day really came down.....

God help Nigeria.

Dis is d only person that said d truth.our government are d causes. High cost of tins,long queue in banks,salary delayed, operation no knock out/banger, no hamattan. Men dis is d worst!!!! But all d way CHRIST MUST BE CELEBRATED!!!!

Graceland!!! Been long

MMM 3M'S
MONEY MISSES MISTAKENLY

Front page atlast

K

It is not juju. Just watch Darcy oake on Britain got talent. Dat was what he did

Oga, u are d father. Dnt tell us u used condom cus d condom might have busted. U Dnt knw d starting /rubbing part can release little semens and can result to pregnancy b4 d final ejaculation.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
U ARE NOW A FATHER
EVERY MAN'S DREAM

The man should file a case against vanguard.

Happy birthday to me. Show some likes nairalanders

K

Am posted to lagos.wow

STRETCH22:
Congrats. I got lagos too but would hv preferred kaduna

Lag is d best, no delay in payment,security good, business high, accommodation ok, social excellent. Ppa always good. No stress in lagos

Am posted to lagos

Lagos ooooooooooooooooo. THANK U JESUS!!!!!

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU GET YOUR CALL UP
LETTER..
I learnt the callup letter will be out this new
week..and quickly to Avoid unnecessary mistakes,
I would want to give you some tips on how to
Package yourself to the Orientation camp..
1. All You Need to Print Your call up letter is the
email you used in Registering at the NYSC portal
and your Password.. ( I doubt if NYSC will send
your callup to your email)
2. Print the Original copy, (twice) make
photocopies as much as possible.. ( MAKE
Photocopies of All your documents because it's
expensive in camps)
3. Rearrange Your documents.. What you need to
take with you are : CALLUP LETTER, GREEN
CARD, STATEMENT OF RESULT,OR ORIGINAL
CERTIFICATE, PASSPORT, ID CARD,JAMB
REGISTRATION NUMBER, please make sure ur
statement of result carries your school stamp..,
4. Put all these documents in a water resistant
file and seal properly.. DO NOT LAMINATE YOUR
GREEN CARD OR CALLUP LETTER..
5. Pack few stuffs please.. Don't give yourself
unnecessary stress .. Basic things to pack should
be YOUR WHITES,WHITE SHORT,WHITE TENNIS
SHOES, POUCH,TORCHLIGHT, MOSQUITO
NET,ONE OR TWO CASUAL WEARS,SOAP,ANTI-
MALARIA DRUGS,BED SPREAD,DETERGENT,
CREAM,POWER BANK,CASH AND ATM
CARD,SOCKS,ETC..
You don't need much loads..cos after camp..you
are given 3 weeks terminal leave from your
PPA..which you are go home and get set for your
primary assignment..
6. Find people you are posted to same state,
state create a WhatsApp group and talk about
when to leave and how to go.. If anyone suits
your schedule you both can meet up at the
Bustop and move.. That is why this group is
created.. Once you get your callup letter.. Indicate
the state You are posted to here and meetup with
people of same state..
7 PLEASE check your date of deployment very
well to avoid mistakes.. Stream 2 thinking they
are stream 1.
8. Safety, a lot of Corp members have gone due
to road accident and the likes..you really don't
have to blame NYSC.. out transportation system
is messed up.. Look carefully at the bus you are
to travel with and know the kind of driver that is
going to drive you and MOST ESPECIALLY PRAY
FOR SAFE JOURNEY by kylekent

Wechat is d best. Na big man social chat be that

D part I remembered was when thieves went and rob a bank 5 of them made dir way out and left one in d bank.when d remaining one came out, his gang had left him behind and d isakaba boys were right at him, he leaned on a tree and disappeared.d leader of d isakaba boys said in a loud voice, I KNOW WHERE U ARE!!! And he stabbed d tree and d thief appeared and he was killed.
Remembered. If d cultlass when placed on your body turns read, u are dead!!!

Nyanya be like,make I dey my own ooo