₦airaland Forum

People were praising him then.

Many on Nairaland said they had light for 4 days, this and that...

Nigerians have short-term memory. What a pity!!!

Imagine Peter Obi was the president and petrol was sold for #600

In that timeline, hell will let lose.

No one is criticizing her nude

The world has truly changed.

Expect all the girls to start uploading pictures like this ad from next month.


I wonder what people in 1995 would comment about this photo.

Wow! No one sees anything wrong with it.

The world has changed.

Expect to pay bills times three

tundein18:
You need 25% in 24 states to win and obi has only 16 states so obi cannot be declared winner.

Use your brain

Using BODMAS to solve mathematical equations

Bracket comes before "order or of"


25% in Abuja comes first before any other thing.


So he is qualified.

Mathematics and English first before any other subjects.

Other parties failed Mathematics and English and passed all

Peter Obi passed mathematics and English and failed the remaining.

So, who go get admission?

Preciousgirl:
What will make me know I am in love with someone?

Thanks

You start thinking about the person daily

Each time, your heart beats, and a flash runs through your memory thinking about the person you are in love with.

Each time you think about him, you feel less worried

You imagine yourself playing with him in your head.

You will always like to be in his presence and feel noticed

Other people don't exist to you, only him.

The sharp eyes contact you give, and when he catches you, you quickly look elsewhere smiling alone for no reason.


This last one is powerful:

You will never think of having sex with him but always think about his success and well-being.


Note: The ones that have sex or think about sex are the ones in lust but not love.

What a wicked society!!

After dating and falling in love without fucking her, they call the person a simp.

What a wicked society!!!

They will call you names and even say your penis is not working just because you haven't slept with someone you love.


Oh!!! What a wicked society!!!

Most of the yahoo guys have diseases.

Many girls are infected but they don't know.

When they go for test before marriage, they will know what they did.

To the simp that sleeps with them before marriage, na wahala for him too.


What's hard in doing legal work and caring for yourself?

Must it be a man that will assist you?


One yahoo guy in my area bought iphone for one babe here, the next day he took her to hotel and bleeped her raw.

Haha,

That moment he is about to Bleep the girl, Dem no born am well to refuse. Since he bought her Iphone.

Many of the girls are dying slowly


Brace up, in the next three years, many of them will full church dey seek help.

squash47:
I no understand 😏

Circumcized penis.

The dollar rate has increased and that's good news for those who get paid in dollars, then convert to naira, for their daily use.

But you will have to buy stuff times two. ( Double the price it worth before)

I lost the day I invested into that business. Out of 300 chicks only 10 survived.

I anticipated something like that to happen.

Kevineleven:
They don't want to marry poor men and the yahoo guys only uses them for porn.
They can't eat their cake and still have it.

You are right about that. They use them to act porn and upload it on X-video.

There is a guy in my area that does that for a living.

Women are mad. They just don't know what they want.

They flip around with yahoo boys, do things with older men. And after being overused, they start attending churches, looking for the Mr nice man.

Weevel77:
I applied as a contract staff at Nestle around May last year. I finished my youth service the following month and i was called up for aptitude test by an outsource firm. On the very day of the test we were checked in and addressed by the outsource staff. I guess some of the applicant had influential persons linked to the industry who promised to help them get the job. They were just there to fulfil all righteousness. The outsource manager said that very day that, he wouldn't condole nepotism and God fatherism. He said he won't forward the name of those who had someone but couldn't pass the aptitude test and interview. He wants a level playing ground probably at this stage.


The test was conducted and i was called for interview after a month interval. After the interview i got a success mail and i was called for medical. I met other applicants who were successful at Nestle clinic for medical. After our medical we all exchanged contact and looking forward to resume in no distant time. We did medical last year August. Sadly, we weren't contacted to resume throughout last year. No one among us was asked to resume. I was so apprehensive and perturbed as a fresh graduate. I assume i had gotten the job after a success mail for medical. Then why the delay? No one among us had resume yet. I felt so bothered. Although i didn't loosen up.


I was applying and going for interview. My uncle came around late last year to check up on us. He asked about my plan and i told him nothing but to secure a job. I relayed everything to him and he was full of amazement. He said he knew someone related to a King and the king has the final say. He asked me to look for money so that he can go with it to influence it since I've done medical. I didn't go with the idea because i was indigent. But as a fresh graduate who's in need of job. I had to empty my account and raise #30,000. I had interview the very day my uncle was asked to come. He went alongside my mum. She witness everything. My uncle gave him the money and my CV. I was told even the king was surprised why i hadn't resumed yet after medical. He promised to settle everything within a week or two.



Unfortunately, nothing was done till this very moment. I had gone to the management who conducted the recruitment process and they were even surprised neither me nor anyone among the name they sent to nestle was called. The outsource management claimed it takes maximum of 6 months to carry out recruitment process for a firm. They assume the top managers in the industry had swapped our names for theirs. The manager of the outsource firm was so concerned that he had to put up a call across and he confirmed to me they had resume since last year. I cried that very day in the outsource office. The manager told me "Welcome to Nigeria." He admonished me to move on. I cried for a fruitless efforts and being swindled by a King. I trekked back home crying like a toddler. I was thinking tif I could call him out on social media or Radio station to refund my money. I can't just let go of that money in this my present condition. He shouldn't have accepted the money having known he had nothing to do. My mum said i should forget about the money. She claimed we're the least of persons to call out such a prominent and influential person. She said she doesn't want problem. My uncle was in support of it but my mum disagree. She claimed the money in question wouldn't make any difference in my life. Perhaps, i don't know the aftermath of my actions.


Please what's your take on this.

The outsource manager kept to his word, but the top managers could sack him if he didn't do as requested by them.


I remember as a fresh graduate, I went for an exam in one of the production companies. I was sure of what I wrote. Three mathematical-based questions. After the exam, we were told to go home. After three days, someone in the company told me that everyone failed the exam.

I even gave our first class and one of my lecturers the questions, and they said I solved them excellently.


That was when I knew the company had played with our emotions.

My sister's friend gave me a call and linked me to an international job where I earn about 970k plus a month.

You have to man up and move on Op.

Some Nigerians get carried away by the first side of a story.

Why not hear from the second person before making a decision?

People's role model having unprotected sex with any woman he sees.

Kaii

Demore1848:
A guy in SSS2 just sent me this and said I should please tell him the name and how they got the structure to be like this.


So family what is it called?

That's Chemistry.

Hydrocarbon and all that. Alkane, Alkene, Alkyne and the rest..

You bought fuel #165 and you earned 30k in 2017

You still bought fuel #200 and you still earned 30k in 2020

You now buy fuel #550 and you are still earning 30k in 2023 till date...

Nigeria is hell...

Very unfair.

Even I that earn #970k a month am complaining, talk more of someone earning #30k

If they all acted it like the girl at the top in the first column position two ( the one in glasses), it would be perfect.

The same person using different usernames to comment.

Nawa ooo

FG paying all Nigerians 1Million naira each.

AmehTsaev:
Your papa there, every Igbo person isn't "Ipob" again abi?

You are the foolish person here. You shouldn't be replying those kids.

Imagine exchanging words with an illiterates.

Move on bro

If you follow them to exchange words, you will be like them. ( I am talking about the people that bring tribalism to Nairaland)

Illiterates are many on Nairaland.

Someone who's educated should have understood that the buildings were marked since 2016.
Looking at the picture, you will see that those buildings could collapse anytime.


Put intelligence first before tribalism.

youngfocus:
I have finally bought my first car,Honda eod I love the car movement nd stability,is there anything u want me to know about the car maintenance nd tips I will b glad for ur contribution thank you all

Ball socket joints.

Beware of pot-holes!!!

Kebbi and Taraba.

Some people actually liked his statement. Oh! What a wicked world.

kestolove95:
Another obidi0t down...

You might think you're making a point but remember that karma is real.