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Amuatulu:
Wetin concern FIRS with fire extinguisher?



Na wetin ikenna no go see for ochanja main market

Bro, it was a mistake.
FRSC plzzz

When FRSC holds them for no possession of fire extinguisher, Nigerians would tag them names.


Now a bus had burnt, engulfed with fire, I hope others would learn.


Fire extinguisher is necessary.


My uncle usually have cans bottle water like 20 in the boot, just in case.

Yesterday I saw a man using his wife as a punch bag.

He was just too excited hitting the bag. He might be our next Mike tyson.

The day I went to deliver a letter to one of my client in his home. As I knocked at the door, the wife opened it, as I entered she told me to have a seat.

In the next two minutes, my client came out from his room, he went straight to his wife and gave her a very sounding slap saying, " I told you not to add much pepper, didn't i"

Omo, na for my face this one happen life, as he was done with his wife, he was telling me that before I get married, that I should watch well ooo, that his wife confused him with "yash and bobs"


Marry wife way no go give you HBP, women, marry men that would give you peace and happiness and not money, money, money.


Money cannot buy happiness, if not many marriages today won't fault.

We are yet to see Sowore's release and yele's as well.

Where are the mods?


Let us forget about masquerades for now.

Offpoint:
I pray and hope it last... these days Marriage is scary.

Bros I dey tell you

It starts with just small quarrelling, then boxing, then malice, then pack your load and finishing part is divorce.


I pray their marriage last.

Marriage is all about endurance and not fucvking oooooo.

Glo network again.

Double topics


Other networks dey learn for where MTN dey


But MTN is annoying thesedays, you call a number and it's not going.

Where are the ass lickers??

They think they can stand on their own without the help of others

Immediately they read," a new jersey resident"

Fear entered them immediately. lol

Mine is:

Local: Ekwu eme by Prospa Ochimana


International : living hope by Phil Wickham



Let's hear yours.

Mummyimbecile:
Honestly,i dont know if those pickpockets use jazz,Once they come close to you,your money and valuables are bound to varnish,and you wont even know untill you wana make use of the money,then you cant find it

There is no jazz my brother. It is very easy.


all they need to do is to confuse you.


As one is telling you to buy, see my designs, dis one na original, the other one is tearing your jeans or purse holder with razor, while another one would be shouting,"abeg make una answer me naa, I don tae for here naa"


You would be taken unaware.

The only way to avoid those people or pickpocketers is to wear a stockings, put your money inside it and wear it. As you have bargained a price, go to a private place, remove your stocks, count out the money, put the remaining back in your stocks, put it on back. Then proceed to the shop and pay the one you opted for.

Any of the years divisible by 4 without a remainder is a leap year which has 366 days.

Example : 2020/ 4 = 505

then 2020 is a leap year.

2021 / 4 = 505.25

2021 is not a leap year.

Someone say it louder, "search your pocket ooooo"

May we never die a premature death .

No one knows his or her time, more reason it is always advisable to live a good life.


For those who are gonna be traveling this period , may their journey be safe

inforesource:
Tell us HIS birthday. Nobody is claiming that, we just set aside a day to celebrate HIS birth since we know HE was born as human. Just like I can argue that Easter is not the real dead day of Jesus Christ, but that period is set aside to remember HIS dead. Just celebrate Sir, a Son was given to take away the sin of the world. God's promise fulfilled!

What a time to celebrate, leave the date and celebrate the reason.

Nice one. It is left for others to believe what you have just written especially JW .

This one na ashawo fan

haha!!

chibaby1985:
We have gone beyond the watching of TV tales... Pastor said purity within is the watch word

Purity is all about control, you don't tell someone to run away from sin or evil, what if you come to face that temptation one on what would you do? it gets you and you fall in, but with "self control" , you will triumph.


I can be watching BF and at the same time controlling my mind and emotions. I train to overcome temptation not to run away from it.


Christ overcame it but never ran from it.

Police is your friend.

I don't even know what to comment about the Nigeria's police because all had been said about them, nothing new to add.


Wipe off the tears sister, they can never escape "Karma", Nemesis shall hook up with the shooter that shot him.


I just hope he's innocent as she had said earlier.

Let me start by saying that's a good one.

There is something about life: never look down / disdain someone just because you are superior.

Many of us have had a fight before and we normally feel contrite after the fight. When you wanna sleep, the flash comes and you become pathetic for the person you had fought with.


Treat others the way you want your children to be treated, it attracts good things.


I am very sure if that girl lay curse on her, it will definitely affect the wicked woman. When her kids grow up and start suffering,they wouldn't know their mum is the cause, which is why it is advisable to always treat others well, even the bible warns about bad treatments.

I just hope the poor girl would have a forgiven spirit and be at peace in her mind.

Let me start by saying that's a good one.

There is something about life: never look down / disdain someone just because you are superior.

Many of us have had a fight before and we normally feel contrite after the fight. When you wanna sleep, the flash comes and you become pathetic for the person you had fought with.


Treat others the way you want your children to be treated, it attracts good things.


I am very sure if that girl lay curse on her, it will definitely affect the wicked woman. When her kids grow up and start suffering,they wouldn't know their mum is the cause, which is why it is advisable to always treat others well, even the bible warns about bad treatments.

I just hope the poor girl would have a forgiven spirit and be at peace in her mind.

chibaby1985:
I am sure you didn't watch that video

A member spotted.

Technology brought television into existence

Technology brought loud speakers into existence

Technology brought radio into existence even phones too

Technology made it easy to transfer money through E-banking

Technology made it possible for you to transport yourself, there you can go anywhere

Technology also brought airplanes into existence. Some G.O 's have two, some three, others five and above....


If we should stop watching Television, then we should stop using anything that has technology.


More so, God gave man wisdom to make things/materials out from technology.



You are free to defend, but know that the truth can never be hidden.


" He who doesn't do the will of the father will not enter into his kingdom"

Be pure in heart, do his will, obey his commands, you can even watch TV, as long as you are good, hell will never ask for you.

But they can watch videos on youtube


Who is deceiving who??

So I shouldn't watch early morning mass usually shown on tv every Sunday ,that's if I didn't go for mass.

Abfinest007:
lies Marcus alonso didn't kill anybody but d ball

A Chelsea fan spotted.

How did I know?

He defended one of the players listed because he is a fan of chelsea


What about the other players listed??

Do you believe the others had killed before?

This is the situation of BF and GF stuffs:


First sex: condom used

Second sex: condom used

Third sex: Condom used

Fourth sex: Condom used

Fifth sex: we have know each other, no need for condom. condom not used

Sixth sex: condom used

Seventh sex: No condom used

After a month and some weeks, they start falling sick, coming to nairaland to tell stories.

The truth still remains, Abstinence is the best option.

Sexual intercourse these days are very dangerous, cus that your GF has lots of other guys she's sleeping with.


Let's hear from faceless doctors of nairaland, although everyone is a doctor when it comes to social media.

Who else thinks it's staged?

Whatever, the last day shall tell who is who, what is what, and which is which.

kufre2010:
100 + people just die like that? Even if man will not give justice God will

Stop being childish. It is possible, anything can happen at an unspecified moment. Even that house you are in, so don't reason off point.

Odiegwu ooooo!!!!


Not all people are normal.

He is having excess pride in himself.

Cloths that would vanish, even the most expensive cloths back then in 2005 are now rags in 2019.

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All this epistle just because of Bobby and pussy/backside

80% of girls use this. You would even see as their buttocks are shaking thinking it's real.

If you wanna catch them, just go around their home on Sunday or Saturday morning (that's for those that don't work saturdays), guy you go confirm something.

What should we call this? show off or what?

If you must help someone, do it on code.


I am very sure among these people ( his fans) some of them are using expensive phones, but they still go on for awoof.

That was how a guy came to me for help, that I should lend him 12k, that he wanna use it.

I just told him to have pity on me. I make use of Nokia express music and he uses Iphone x.

Who is even fooling who??

Before lending someone money, try to find out the phones he/she uses.


It is a good thing he is kind, good one though

It's a good thing none was injured. I had witnessed that before when i was heading to ITF from Nass junction to Abia. I think it happened at "Ngorkpala" in Owerri. I don't know if I spelt that right

It wasn't the bus i was in, but another bus. The tire pulled out and the bus plunged into the bus by the side of the road and entered into a dish which made it stop.

None was hurt and on the bus was a pregnant woman.

As our driver stopped, we all alighted and ran to the scene to save them. Our driver pulled the door out, we started evacuating the passengers. They were in shock that's why none of them could open the door.

Omo, evacuation started ooo, na just fine Babe way I go save I dey find. Finally i saw a fine Babe sitting at the back sit, i opened the back door immediately and grabbed her out. I also grabbed another guy out too.

I just focused on that lady, asking if she's hurt? she replied, no.

Make I finish my talk, our driver just shouted, " make we dey go ooo, dem dey ok. No time"


That's how I left the Babe and ran after the bus.


At OP you shall see 2020 and nothing would happen to you nor your family members.

Happy new year in advance to Seun, Lalasticlala and also to that Mod whose job is to close a thread or ban someone, he has a Mynd with a double suffixes **

God is in control.

Many Nigerians thought he was gonna be removed.

Impeachment means to question one's ruling.