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Did you guys play in the last world cup?

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MATCH SUMMARY :Full Time!


Lionel Messi's masterclass dumped Manchester City out of the Champions League as the Premier League lost its last team in the competition.

Already leading 2-1 from the first leg of their last-16 tie, Barca tore through the City defence from the start as Neymar hit the post early on.
Messi set up Ivan Rakitic, who lobbed Joe Hart for a first-half goal.

City needed two goals to take it to extra-time but Sergio Aguero's penalty was saved after he was brought down.



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Been a wonderful game.

Goodnight and bye for now nairalanders

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87'
Substitution
Substitution, Manchester City. Frank Lampard replaces James Milner.

86'
Offside, Barcelona. Lionel Messi tries a through ball, but Luis Suárez is caught offside.

84'
Substitution
Substitution, Barcelona. Rafinha replaces Ivan Rakitic.

83'
Attempt missed. Lionel Messi (Barcelona) left footed shot from outside the box is just a bit too high from a direct free kick.

82'
Booking
Martín Demichelis (Manchester City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

82'
Luis Suárez (Barcelona) wins a free kick in the attacking half.

82'
Foul by Martín Demichelis (Manchester City).

80'
Attempt saved. Vincent Kompany (Manchester City) header from the right side of the box is saved in the centre of the goal. Assisted by James Milner.

80'
Booking
Dani Alves (Barcelona) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

79'
Foul by Dani Alves (Barcelona).

79'
David Silva (Manchester City) wins a free kick in the attacking half.

79'
Lionel Messi (Barcelona) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

79'
Foul by James Milner (Manchester City).

78'
Corner, Manchester City. Conceded by Dani Alves.

78'
Penalty saved! Sergio Agüero (Manchester City) fails to capitalise on this great opportunity, right footed shot saved in the bottom left corner.

77'
Penalty conceded by Gerard Piqué (Barcelona) after a foul in the penalty area.

77'
Penalty Manchester City. Sergio Agüero draws a foul in the penalty area.

77'
Attempt saved. Neymar (Barcelona) right footed shot from outside the box is saved in the bottom right corner. Assisted by Andrés Iniesta with a through ball.

75'
Attempt blocked. Sergio Agüero (Manchester City) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked.

73'
Attempt missed. Wilfried Bony (Manchester City) right footed shot from outside the box is too high. Assisted by Sergio Agüero


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Boc4real:
abeg where you dey copy this updates?

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BARCA 1-0 MAN CITY: Toure has the ball on the right wing with space to run into... but Alba catches up with him and forces Toure's heavy touch out of play.

70
BARCA 1-0 MAN CITY: Toure has the ball 20 yards out with space, but his powerful drive hits the side-netting. What a game.

69
BARCA 1-0 MAN CITY: A Barcelona corner is cleared, but Alves chips the ball back in over the defence to the unmarked Messi, who tries to take the ball past Hart for a second time in a few minutes, only to lose out to the England goalkeeper.

67
BARCA 1-0 MAN CITY: BOTH SIDES GO CLOSE! Wow, wow, wow. This is theatre. City nearly score at one end as Navas gets to the byline, almost within point blank range of Ter Stegen, but chooses to cut back to precisely nobody. Kolarov blasts it back in, and it's pinball inside the Barca box before they eventually pump the ball up. The clearance goes to the unmarked Neymar on the counter attack, who then finds Messi through on goal... but the Argentine is forced out of play by Hart


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51
BARCA 1-0 MAN CITY: Double save from Hart. First, he stops Alba's effort from 12 yards out as the defender found himself in acres on the left from Messi's beautiful ball, before beating away Messi's low drive from 25 yards.

49
BARCA 1-0 MAN CITY: Rakitic advances to the edge of the area with the ball, but instead of offloading to the unmarked Neymar, he goes for goal. Wrong decision.

48
BARCA 1-0 MAN CITY: Suarez chips a cross to the penalty spot... Sagna clears but only as far as Iniesta, whose drilled volley is down the throat of Joe Hart.

46
BARCA 1-0 MAN CITY: Second half underway at the Nou Camp...

BARCA 1-0 MAN CITY: Substitution for City... Jesus Navas is on for Samir Nasri




2nd Half Gets Underway...

GOAL BARCELONA! RAKITIC MAKES IT 1-0 ON THE NIGHT AND 3-1 ON AGGREGATE! What a fine goal. Messi drives forward with the ball, checks back and curls a beautiful ball to the far post to the unmarked Rakitic, who takes a touch and lobs the ball over the onrushing Hart and into the corner of the goal. City still need two goals, however...

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BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: The game has, dare I say, calmed down a tad now. Barca knocking the ball about in midfield and making a few passing mistakes. Aguero piles forward and offloads to Nasri on the right... he drives into the area, but Alba steals the ball off him.

30
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: Messi stands over the free-kick 20 yards out... and it lands on the roof of the net again, a carbon copy of the free-kick 15 minutes ago. Unlucky.

BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: Messi races towards the two City centre-backs in blistering fashion... Silva tackles him from behind, winning the ball (just), but it's a yellow card and a foul. You just can't do that.

26
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: Messi chips one to the penalty spot looking to reach Alba and Neymar behind the City line, but Sagna just does enough to get his head on it.

24
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: Messi nutmegs Fernandinho and gets to the edge of the area... he offloads to Neymar and the Brazilian goes for the return ball, but loses out to Sagna as City clear
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BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: Messi, 30 yards out and central, steps up... ut it goes a yard over Hart's goal. Unlucky.

BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: Neymar advances and nips past one, two and is then fouled by Fernandinho. Booking for him.

16
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: HALF CHANCE FOR CITY! Great work from Yaya Toure as he gets to the right byline... he centres for Milner, the only City man in the area, and the midfielder throws himself at it, only to see the ball end up with Stegen



YELLOW CARD : Fernandinho

Well I am stoked by this game!



15
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: Nasri has the ball on the edge of the box thanks to fine work from David Silva... but his through ball is blocked by Mathieu.

14
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: Respite for City as Aguero is fouled on the halfway line as they looked to break.

12
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: HART MAKES THE SAVE! Messi, Neymar and Iniesta combine beautifully in the penalty area as the ball ends up with Messi on the left at an angle... his low drive is saved well by the feet of Hart.

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10
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: Silva swings it in, but Mathieu deals with it. City retain possession around the halfway line.

9
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: Aguero has some space 30 yards out... he shoots, and it's deflected wide for a corner.

8
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: City on the ropes already here... Yaya Toure is caught in midfield by Messi and he offloads to Suarez, but his centre is intercepted by Demichelis.

6
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: OFF THE POST FROM NEYMAR! Vincent Kompany has got away with one here... he's loitering with the ball on the edge of the box, Alves tackles him from behind and passes to Neymar, who hits the post as the ball then rolls across the line and clear. Unbelievable!

5
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: City with plenty of the ball down the right in the final third, but nothing of note. Replays show Jordi Alba gave Samir Nasri a clip round the ear, nearly causing a reaction from the Frenchman. Nothing given.

4
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: Kolarov has started well, and finds Milner down the left. However, the Englishman's touch is poor as Barca clear.

2
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: City battling early on, but all the play quite scrappy around midfield. Rakitic pings a long ball straight out of play.

1
BARCA 0-0 MAN CITY: And they're off!

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