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ArchEnemy:
And what is the answer to your quiz
Angel?

Gay Husband?

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

Age is a high price for maturity.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably took it yesterday or your camera man has a problem.

Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of the waist.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more slowpoke than you counted on.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends to a different place.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

This is my own point of view following a thread I saw some time ago by a female on how she would want her hubby to propose to her.
So it got me thinking, how do I propose to my future wife, and I came up with a couple of ideas.


1. The Maze: this will make it look like a game, make her go hunting for the question, and here's how you do it, get her a book and wrap it.
When she opens it, she should see a short poem telling her you love her, and at the end it should direct her to her drawer, she should find a nice smart phone, maybe the iPhone 6+ , a note should be there to tell her to on it, on switching it on, she should see a welcome note saying:'Will You Marry Me?' .if you want you can add another direction telling her to go somewhere, she should find a diamond ring there.

2. The Chef: treat her to dinner in YOUR home,(if you can't cook ,buy as a sharp naijaboiy , but don't tell her you bought it ) , then after she must have had a nice dish , tell her you are getting her a nice dessert, then bring in a covered plate and when she opens it, she should find 'will you marry me?' written with food or you can try the 'all popular' put a ring in champagne or food, but if she swallow am , bros, O.Y.O ooo!

3. The SuperHero: I particularly like this, dress up as a super hero who wears a mask, perhaps spiderman or captain America, get a group of fake thugs to attack her on her way home (IN BROAD DAY LIGHT oo) , they shouldn't harm her , just pretend they are going to steal her bag and deal with her, then all of a sudden, you come out of nowhere, fight almost real' choreographed fighting moves, and save the damsel in distress, the bad guys run away and you remove your mask and VOILA! bring the ring and pop the question. She'll definitely love this!
DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRY IT WHERE YOU KNOW THEY LYNCH THIEVES , you and your thugs are O.Y.O

4. The Celebrity Question: quite expensive, buy you and her a VVIP ticket to a celebrity show e.g AY Live, pay the celeb to call you both on stage and you do the needful

5. The Beach Sky View: Another expensive one, go to the beach, you both lying in the sand, pay an EXPERT stunt plane pilot to fly across and write the BIG QUESTION with the plane's smoke or fly a banner overhead with her name and then get the ring out with her family and friends coming out of hiding.

So this are my top 5 ways I'll consider proposing to 'her', hope the ladies like it...

cc: Lalasticlala
MizMyColi
Ishilove
NaijaBoiy
Twaci

CrazyScientist:
Thats me

You say what

hatux:
Nice one kylez..


But omo, that guy behind you/if you really has toothpick legs o...

Na only him waka come

Hahaha, na me oo. No worry weight go come soon

Swagk101:
Jst downloaded ur track lil nigga & m feelin it. Cc:Kylez

Thanks boss.

Anticipating...

Join you guys soon. Anticipate the video to my signature

ItsAnderson:
My Homie!

We anticipate this huge tune's video....


#StayBlessed

Thanks bro.

I've seen this before, thought it was a baby scorpion.

See as the woman lips wan freeze



Oya go my signature sharp , abi you wan view my profile ni

Thanks for featuring me on your article OP.

promise to keep dishing out better .

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myklangelo:
That magazine should sack everybody workng their including the owner... Who s a singer, who is a musician, they should nswer that first. Cn Davido sing?
Can Dbaanj sing? Etc
And how many singers there can compare with voice dexterity of Flavor n Faze?

My 3rd tutorial is out, it is on application of the Igbo vowel harmony. Visit to read.

The 1st Igbo language blog is out, it is fun and insightful. Visit, comment, share and criticize.www.odeniigbo..com

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the post says Influential not TALENTED....

Shamstiel:
Looks like Airforce's alt account

Am a different artiste, check my signature

Chai

INTROVERT:

Wanted to call you MTN..but after seeing this, I need to go puke

Grand Square

Wonderland

The millennium park

NeduLuiZ:
Any link to the song?

Here: http://www.datafilehost.com/d/86488c0d

Great job Airforce1 , remain the album we should do a collabo sometime...

Since I believe they both own it, I won't LIKE or SHARE

130-150k

SuperSuave:
I'm seeing just one pic o

Its been updated

MizMyColi:
Congratulations Dear

Thanks alot

Okay guys,I want to thank you all once again for downloading my song, Spendoe, (its on my signature) , I've finally done the video shoot...
want to thank all Nairalanders who helped in one way or the other and big thanks to my record label.
Wasn't easy, but it's over now... I want to thank almighty God the most for his grace.

Here's a tip of the ice berg... the video director says he wants to surprise me, so he's keeping scenes away from me, but managed to get this from a friend...

Will try to get some more before the video is released Anticipate cause it's gonna be hot !!


Have some more songs cooking up but before releasing them... go put Spendoe on replay


cc:

MizMyColi
Lalasticlala
ItsAnderson
LadyBlueCash
Stevano007
Dreydee
Iceberylin

But to mention a few...

I vote for Twaci , cc: NLjega

CrazyScientist:
Twaci is the finest, prettiest, most gorgeous of all the contestants.

true talk!

I vote for Twaci , Sandrahnaub , SubbieD ...cc: NLJega

I vote for Twaci , subbied , Trypa, Maureensylvia and Tohpaz

Cc NLJega

Watching in 5D.....

Chai! Reminds me of those guys from fast 5 gambling in Monaco

Am through...