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PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Fires Back At Oshiomhole: 'You Can’t Put Jonathan In A Hole!'(pic) by Kylez(m): 10:43pm On Jan 15, 2016
cheesy my new single, Buga premiers tomorrow, 8am
CelebritiesHow To Get A Record Label: Advice To Upcoming Artistes-by Kylez by Kylez(op): 2:40pm On Jan 15, 2016
Hello everyone, quite a number of you know me from when I released my single on NL after getting signed (to Mizzle Ent.).

I received dozens of mails from NLders to help them with a label or feature, and that prompted me to write this.

Getting a Label ain't easy but follow these steps and I hope you will all have good news to tell.

1. Make Good Music: know you niche, work on it and if it isn't the current 'wave', make people love it.

2. Be Connected: you don't need to know don jazzy, all you need is a network of friends who will help you push out your music, as they push you music, your network increases, like Kheengz and ClassiQ once said ,"them say my friend na their friend,so we all abo.kis (friends) .

3. Be Informed: always keep your ears on the ground for info, know when gigs and shows are coming up.

4. Work For Free: yes! When I started music, my network of friends got me to shows and I always perform free, this gets your name out there, now, if you know how much I'm paid to perform... wink .

5. No Publicity is Bad Publicity: if you can't get a manager ,promote yourself, sell yourself, and let your network of friends and acquaintances sell you. A friend of mine back then was my manager,he was good getting shows and publicising me...and three other artistes who are doing well now.

6. Get Online: now you're doing quite well, get online and make people know you, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Nairaland can help alot.
You can even post clips of you singing covers on YouTube ,Alot of artistes were discovered this way.

If you keep following the above steps, soon you should be landing yourself a record deal. Be weary of contracts though, that Is a topic for another day

#Kylez

Anticipate my Brand New Single, BUGA! Dedicated to all Naija ladies. cheesy

Cc: AndyBlaze , Twaci , Freemanan, Mynd44 , ishilove.
RomanceRe: That Awkward Moment by Kylez(m): 11:29pm On Jan 11, 2016
grin
EducationRe: You Wanna Study And Sleep Is Distracting You? Do These And Thank Me Later by Kylez(m): 11:29pm On Jan 11, 2016
Nice tips
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: How Nigerians Reacted On Social Media To Messi Winning Ballon D'or by Kylez(m): 9:36pm On Jan 11, 2016
am back... grin
GamingRe: Pes 2015 Become A Legend Career. David Osina by Kylez(m): 11:25pm On Sep 12, 2015
Nice, following the footsteps of smallp*n*s cheesy

Following.. .
PoliticsRe: See What Someone Is Blaming President Buhari For(pic) by Kylez(m): 9:15pm On Sep 12, 2015
agarawu23:
Lol grin
I posted that pic yesterday, now it has gone viral grin

Check my profile.
CelebritiesChinese Company Hires Robot Manager For It's Warehouse Workers! by Kylez(op): 8:40am On Sep 12, 2015
You may find your boss annoying, but imagine if you were ordered around by a robot.

That’s the reality for workers at Hitachi, who have started to take instruction from an artificial intelligence program.

The program is designed to boost efficiency in warehouses in Japan, but for some, the invention may signal a step closer towards a dystopian future where humans are controlled by robot overlords.

SOURCE: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3229192/Would-orders-robot-Hitachi-hires-machine-manager-warehouse-workers.html

Mods, please move it to the right section.
Cc: lalasticlala

RomanceWhen Your Edo Girlfriend Says 'Thunder Fire Your Nyash' (+PIC) by Kylez(op): 8:23am On Sep 12, 2015
Is this true?! grin grin grin

Cc: lalasticlala





In other news, Anticipate my rap freestyle single along with some of the dopest rappers around , 6pm today wink #KylezRaps

FashionRe: Can You Rock This Designer Suit? (pics) by Kylez(m): 9:34pm On Sep 11, 2015
Eureka123:
Nice song and video, Kylez. More power to your elbows.
Thanks.
FashionRe: Can You Rock This Designer Suit? (pics) by Kylez(m): 8:49pm On Sep 11, 2015
This is BAGCOIS SACKUITTON designer suit grin
PoliticsBuhari Why?! See What Buhari Did To Me! (+PIC) by Kylez(op): 8:48pm On Sep 11, 2015
Is it a crime that Nigerians voted him into power?! Was so tired after a show today, got home to chill and am unable to, cause... SEE THE BELOW PIC angry

Let NEPA take light now ooo, I can no longer sleep without the AC not making noise and disturbing me angry

Mah hear.... Let the light continue jare grin

CrimeRe: Woman Poisoned Cousin’s Fufu That She Wanted To Sell In Lagos by Kylez(m): 9:59pm On Sep 10, 2015
"The complainant went home to prepare the `fufu’ for the next market day and she discovered that the taste and colour had changed," he said.
So she tasted the fufu and didn't die? grin

Chai! *in mama peace voice* shocked




My freestyle rap single dropping here on Nairaland on Saturday the 12th wink
PhonesRe: My Experience At Emeka Offor Plaza, Onitsha by Kylez(m): 9:54pm On Sep 10, 2015
grin na every nairalander them don scam so?? grin


My freestyle rap single dropping here on Nairaland on Saturday the 12th wink
HealthRe: Sickle Cell Awareness !! Come In And Learn..... by Kylez(m): 9:39pm On Sep 08, 2015
Great thread, cool info. #TeamMarryAnybody #AA cheesy


My freestyle rap single dropping here on Nairaland on Saturday the 12th wink
CelebritiesRe: See What Nicki Minaj's Ex Did To A Tattoo Of Her by Kylez(m): 10:07am On Sep 02, 2015
First pic left hand, 2nd pic right hand

First pic is light skinned, second pic is darker and has more hair.

All these bloggers sef angry and these ones commenting, can't you see its different people angry
RomanceRe: When You Ask A Nigerian Man For His Nude Without Sending Yours by Kylez(m): 9:58am On Sep 02, 2015
agarawu23:
I tell you grin
Maybe OP been dey cucumbate with paper Com snap am grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Abimbola Fernandez Mourns Late Dad With Touching Throwback Photos by Kylez(m): 9:29am On Sep 02, 2015
This girl go come dey control all this money? Am single oo, let her come wink



kendiddy:
RIP bt life goes on. AfterAll she has a billion dollar empire2 inherit. Hear say my billionaire father die, I no go dance shoki
Haba bros, you go still dey enjoy money and love of a father, how you go dey wish for your father death all because him na billionaire. huh
RomanceRe: His Wife And His Neighbor! by Kylez(m): 9:08am On Sep 02, 2015
lekjons:
Naijasinglegirl wannabe!
No mind am! grin none of him topics dey ever make FP grin
PoliticsNYSC Now Produces Bread !!! (PICS) by Kylez(op): 8:08pm On Aug 18, 2015
So I was in Abuja for a show on the 14th , friday , august 2015, but that's not what I'm posting about, what I saw that really fascinated me was 'NYSC Bread!!' (Haven't had time to log on nairaland for a while) , its produced at the NYSC Orientation camp. I must commend them though, the bread was actually soft and sweet grin

#Kylez

Cc: Ishilove , Lalasticlala , mukina2

ComputersRe: Scammers Now Illegally Using Windows 10 Update To Extort Money From People! by Kylez(m): 3:57am On Aug 09, 2015
Thanks
PoliticsSee What His Grandmother Did To Him For Trying To Play Smart! (+PIC) by Kylez(op): 9:09pm On Aug 05, 2015
Caption this photo grin .
I call it: 'grandma, President of the family' grin

CelebritiesRe: ‘i Met Whitney Houston, Gadhafi In Hell & They Gave Me Messages’ – Sierra Leonea by Kylez(m): 6:16pm On Aug 05, 2015
I've watched the cassette, she and her sister undecided

But that rapture wey she talk rapture never happen na ,and bible say no boys is in help yet till judgement day.
PS: why all these people wey 'claim' to go heaven and hell dey come with different versions of wetin hell looks like huh
Jokes EtcSee What My Mother Did!!! #AfricanParents Ehn! (+PIC) by Kylez(op): 8:39pm On Aug 04, 2015
So she asked me on whatsapp to get her water but I ignored her, cause am playing PES 15 upstairs, then she decided to message my cousin abroad to message me! embarassed huh

CelebritiesRe: Basket Mouth's Funny Response To The Question "Why Is Suya Only Sold At Night" by Kylez(m): 8:10am On Jul 30, 2015
Tonto Dike. . .
RomanceRe: Nairaland Now Has A New Romantic Smiley !!! by Kylez(op): 7:05am On Jul 30, 2015
shyna01:
where is it?
It seems it's been changed back.

RomanceNairaland Now Has A New Romantic Smiley !!! by Kylez(op):
cool it has replaced the guy wearing black glasses grin cheesy

MODIFIED: it seems it's been changed back, pic below angry check where smileys are on the pic, and you'll see a woman.

RomanceHow Our New Church Member Dealt With The Church Gossip ! by Kylez(op): 6:21am On Jul 30, 2015
Names have been changed...

Tope, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Victor, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his Peugeot 505 parked in front of a bar on Monday . Of course, Victor's printing shop was close to a bar but guess she didn't know.

She emphatically told Victor (and several others) that every one seeing it there "WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!"

Victor , a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, Victor quietly parked his pickup painted with his shop's logo in front of Tope's house... Walked home... and left it there all night.

Oya how many likes for Victor? grin
Music/RadioRe: Nairalander, Kylez Finally Releases His Music Video! by Kylez(op): 10:52am On Jul 28, 2015
Jimdonnet:
I can help you into tooxclusive Bro.
Let's talk. Was banned. grin
Jokes Etc'Like Duh !' Wise Sayings (HILARIOUS) by Kylez(op): 10:40am On Jul 28, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


funny one-liners
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Duct tape is like the police Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Despite the cost of living, it still remains popular?

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It’s hard to understand why a cemetery raises its burial prices and blame it on the cost of living.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them till he gets to the first car

Some people think that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

If you give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
If you teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer forever.

A Flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

More Funny Thoughts

-- My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.

-- I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

-- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

-- Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

-- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

-- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

-- Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

-- I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

-- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

-- Tutolin, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

-- God must love stupid people; He made so many.

-- The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

-- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

-- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

-- Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

-- Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

-- Procrastinate Now!

-- I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

-- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

-- A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

-- Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

-- They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

-- He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

-- A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

-- Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

-- The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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