₦airaland Forum

XaintJoel20:
He was likely poisoned by a fellow Nigerian out of jealousy or business deal that went north.
When I leave this country, I will put everyone that has the green passport of Nigeria at arm length.
If i know you are a Nigerian, I don japa.

Business deal that went north? And you go think say you sound clever. Must you use words that you don’t understand? Dullard

bigjackass:
So because her surname is Adesina you conclude her father is Akinwumi? Akinwunmi Adesina has only two children. Two males. Rotimi and Segun. Where you see this one

Don’t mind that idiot. This is not Dr Akin Adesina’s daughter!

Mynd44:
6 bowls of stew
5 bowls of vegetable.
I am good for the next 4 weeks.

No Iyawo for house?

ReadingPro9:
Yamayama

Real yamayama food

InTheCloudySky:
Made Okro soup for the first time.
Has salmon, beef steak, pork chops, shrimp, crab meat

This yamayama food doesn’t look good at all

fmcjunior:
Pls, state which you'd prefer with reasons.

Note:
The South West job offers little growth both financially and skill wise.

But the Gombe job offers renewal of contract in less than 2yrs if they see progress and you get to meet alot of influential people.

Take the Gombe job but write your will before going

Jazzman01:
Older than your father.

Your response shows your immaturity. Go and play monkey post with your mates

Jazzman01:
Blame United's haggard defence for this and not CR7

If you have a tv, Watch Brentford vs Chelsea that is on tv right now. You will see the work that Lukaku and Werner are putting in defensively.

Modern football is about team defending. When the opposition is pressing, attackers track back to defend. The team defends as a unit and then looks for fast break opportunities. You cannot do this successfully when you have a player that cannot track back to help in defending.

I’m done with you. I get the feeling that you don’t know a lot about modern football. Let me discuss with adults that understand the modern game

Jazzman01:
Who told you he joined United because of money and spotlight? Didn't you read about how Ferguson and other Ex players persuaded him to come back to Man utd?

Please how old are you?

Jazzman01:
CR7 is not the problem but the clueless Ole

Defensively he’s a problem. He doesn’t track back. Opposing teams are exploiting this weakness of Man U. You press them and it’s almost like playing against 10 men.

SeaTrade:
Question is simple, how do you know?
A woman can cum under or untop of you,but I don't think It necessarily means she is enjoying it,especially coupled with the fact that naija women above 30 years of age do not moan from my experience.
Discuss.

At your old age see the kind nonesense topic wey you dey create for discussion on Nairaland while your mates are busy enjoying weekend with their families. Yamayama nack that your bald head there

MHBNeiman:
Mumu...So sure as if he was there when Ronaldo chose United over City because of a higher pay check.

Mumu like your papa. Abi?

frankson1:
Signing CR7 was never a mistake. The question is, how did he plan to play him?, does he know CR7's strength to use it to maximum?

The thing is, the players are bigger than him. He should be SACKED because he's totally CONFUSED and CLUELESS right now. He's also killing players.

No matter how you look at it, no club should be paying 20m pounds and 500k pounds weekly for a 36 year old. It makes no sense at all. Especially when you have other younger and better players.

The worst thing is that Utd was never his first choice. He really wanted City where he was almost sure of winning a title with little input. As them no gree pay am big money, he decided to go for the option that will pay him big money and put him in the spotlight like Messi was when he went to PSG.

Messi and Ronaldo are finished. The sooner we accept that, the better for football.

Ronaldo go don start to dey wonder why he no kukuma just sit yansh jejelly for Juve scoring penalties and tap ins and collecting fat salary at the end of the week

If to say Ronaldo score that equalizer, he for don comot shirt and run round stadium like say he score winning hat trick

First thing is to admit that signing Ronaldo was a big mistake. He’s going to be another Sanchez/Falcao. Terminate his contract and make good use of Cavani. Then sack that PE teacher solksjaer and bring in Zidane

Reference:
This United team is just poor. No energy whatsoever. I simply cannot see a title in waiting.... any title.

After all the Ronaldo is coming back home noise

Justkatty:
I don't do runs

Not for runs. Just to meet a gentleman that will show you a good time while your man is busy watching football at the viewing center

Kyase:
The dude was injured
I don’t know what brought him back so soon
Was hoping to see lindelof-baily combination today

A half fit McGuire is better than a fully fit Baily. Baily is most times a liability. Always making silly mistakes at the worst possible time. I’m surprised they extended his contract

Justkatty:
Visiting my fiance's house for the first time and he left me to go and watch Man u match�
How I wish I know anywhere around�

Register on coded runs and thank me later

Ronaldo don touch ball at all for this game? And that PE teacher wey dey pretend to be coach go dey fear to remove am

Eleken:
My late dad's land... my step elder brother wants to carry land survey on the property and he want the documents to carry his name...

The first son... 5 boys from his mother side and 3 boys from my mother side.

The document bearing his name, the right approach?

He's the first son of my dad.
Is there any cause for alarm..?
My mum just called now to inform me about it.

Mod help me please.. Lawyers in the house please.
What are the right approach to go about this.
Thanks...

Elder step brother not Step elder brother. Please take note before yamayama nack you for that your large forehead

Silentgroper:
E be like brain dey pain u. What is iheanacho called 4 short

So na that lean Iheanacho you dey call fat? Na ment? No let strong yamayama to nack you for head this afternoon o

Silentgroper:
Nacho is looking hunked/fat




man.u defense is shaky

Nacho don comot Real Madrid? Abi yamayama don fall on you?

Ronaldo is more of a liability than an asset to Man Utd. The guy plays zero defense. He just stays upfront waiting for a pass. Lingard or Cavani are better options

obembet:
There so many players that doesn't have injury
Including Cesar Azpliqueta but we are talking about world class player

Lalasticlala

I recommend primary one English grammar book for you

fashionnisir:
Oga it is simple logic now, if i gave you 1million and you are only able to have 100k left to show for it and i gave him 100k and he has 50k saves, for two months . who do you think desire to be giving more next time or even over looked as unserious being? please answer.

You are very dull…

Iamvetlander:
I was strolling outside my street to go get a bag of water (5:32) when two military personnel approached me and my friend, (a girl) they wrong said I am part the people that use to come and destroy military property.

Before I knew it this men started beating me in front of my guest, they made me feel less a Man. I was beaten blue black my fellow nairalanders. As if that was not enough they told me to call my people and told them that I have been arrested by the Nigerian Army (all of that to make my poor mom scared so she will send money) To crown it up they made me transfer #10,000 from my bank account to one of the civilian boy working with them. ( My bank statement is a prove cause they made me delete my alerts)

While they were parading me on the street, nobody came close to ask what Happened, ( I understand they were also scared too) they picked another guy randomly accused him the same way they accused me. They collected #19,500 from to that same account.

Please Nairalanders I need your help so that this men will not go scott free. Below are pictures of me after I was released around 10:57pm

Just answer one question. Are you a yahoo boy? When you ready to talk true about wetin happen and why you dey escort okpo at 5 in the momo, please let us know. Yamayama fall on you for wasting my time with this none sense

JeffreyJunior:
Some people are actually very rich but think they are poor or broke.

A man who earns N100k and spends N50k is far richer than the one that earns N1m and spends N900k.

Only few people in this world are poor, the majority either can't manage their resources well or see their wants as needs.

I am not broke because my needs have not exceeded my income yet and until then, the very few coins in my pocket is still enough for me to raise my shoulders and answer a millionaire hundrednaire.

Oga shey you go school so? How can someone who makes 100k and saves 50k be richer than someone who makes 1 million and saves 100k? Apart from quality life enjoyment with 900k, his 100k savings is still more than the 50k that you save out of your 100k salary. And you go think say you make sense so. Yamayama fall on that your lazy head. Lazy Nigerian youth

McSaviour:
I don’t know why I born in to this evil country!

You graduate 2’1 and see your English. Yamayama must fall on any employer wey employ you. Nigerian lazy youths are useless. All of them

dgagar:
GAGAUNNNNN!!!
NIGERIA MY COUNTRY

Somebody should assist us house with our house rent oo. 48k.
Landlord threatening is getting unbearable again... Any amount is acceptable sir/ma

God bless you all

You get pastor? What about Alfa? Abeg app nko?