₦airaland Forum

fashionnisir:
Oga it is simple logic now, if i gave you 1million and you are only able to have 100k left to show for it and i gave him 100k and he has 50k saves, for two months . who do you think desire to be giving more next time or even over looked as unserious being? please answer.

You are very dull…

Iamvetlander:
I was strolling outside my street to go get a bag of water (5:32) when two military personnel approached me and my friend, (a girl) they wrong said I am part the people that use to come and destroy military property.

Before I knew it this men started beating me in front of my guest, they made me feel less a Man. I was beaten blue black my fellow nairalanders. As if that was not enough they told me to call my people and told them that I have been arrested by the Nigerian Army (all of that to make my poor mom scared so she will send money) To crown it up they made me transfer #10,000 from my bank account to one of the civilian boy working with them. ( My bank statement is a prove cause they made me delete my alerts)

While they were parading me on the street, nobody came close to ask what Happened, ( I understand they were also scared too) they picked another guy randomly accused him the same way they accused me. They collected #19,500 from to that same account.

Please Nairalanders I need your help so that this men will not go scott free. Below are pictures of me after I was released around 10:57pm

Just answer one question. Are you a yahoo boy? When you ready to talk true about wetin happen and why you dey escort okpo at 5 in the momo, please let us know. Yamayama fall on you for wasting my time with this none sense

JeffreyJunior:
Some people are actually very rich but think they are poor or broke.

A man who earns N100k and spends N50k is far richer than the one that earns N1m and spends N900k.

Only few people in this world are poor, the majority either can't manage their resources well or see their wants as needs.

I am not broke because my needs have not exceeded my income yet and until then, the very few coins in my pocket is still enough for me to raise my shoulders and answer a millionaire hundrednaire.

Oga shey you go school so? How can someone who makes 100k and saves 50k be richer than someone who makes 1 million and saves 100k? Apart from quality life enjoyment with 900k, his 100k savings is still more than the 50k that you save out of your 100k salary. And you go think say you make sense so. Yamayama fall on that your lazy head. Lazy Nigerian youth

McSaviour:
I don’t know why I born in to this evil country!

You graduate 2’1 and see your English. Yamayama must fall on any employer wey employ you. Nigerian lazy youths are useless. All of them

dgagar:
GAGAUNNNNN!!!
NIGERIA MY COUNTRY

Somebody should assist us house with our house rent oo. 48k.
Landlord threatening is getting unbearable again... Any amount is acceptable sir/ma

God bless you all

You get pastor? What about Alfa? Abeg app nko?

gambia:
This babe dey flex wella, see bottle water for her hand, see real time cruising, super TV CEO is dead and gone, i hope his family wont allow the case to die down.

Before this case you don hear super tv before? Talk true. God dey look you.

Blaksheep:
Wilder lost but he got my respect. He seriously needs a new trainer. You can’t keep throwing heavy punches every time and missing. He couldn't even block and defend simple jabs. Throwing left hook wen u are suppose to throw a jab is a big red flag.

How will u fight for 11 rounds without throwing a single combination. And also ur opponent landing over 80% of his punches.. both jabs and heavy punches.

Get a new trainer champ... den u good.

Easy for you to hide behind your cheap Android phone and be doing analysis. Enter that ring and see if yamayama no go fall on you in 2 seconds

dkdmy:
If only he will just retire and enjoy his money! What else does he want?

Exactly. Greedy idiots full this Naija. Yamayama fall on that him bend bend knee

OgogoroFreak:
knocking sense into the head of a...

"fool, idiot, dolt, ass, nincompoop, blockhead, dunce, dunderhead, ignoramus, dullard, slowpoke, simpleton, donkey, jackass, chump, numbskull, dope, twit, nitwit, halfwit, clot, bonehead, fathead, birdbrain, twerp, ninny, numpty, nit, berk, muppet, prat, wazzock"

...is more important to me than anything else.

Seun, Dominique, Lalasticlala, Mynd44 please do something about these insults

shortgun:
Can I report Uber and Bolt Drivers?
They keep harassing my girlfriend whenever I book a ride for her to come to my place, meet up with me or go back to her house.

I am busy most times and don't have the time to pick her up or drop her off.

She keep telling me of the harrasments and how she will prefer I pick her than book a ride.
I always overlook her complaints until yesterday a bolt driver who told her he's married came back to her house to look for her after a ride yesterday!!

The randy man picked her from my house, I spoke with him on the phone and she told him she's in a relationship but he still carry his poverty stricken blokkos to my girls house?

I tot guys that do uber are trying to make ends meet? I always tip them cos I tot they need help but this have shown me that they are just a bunch of unserious people.

Association of Uber Drivers are coming for you

shortgun:
She's not carrying body anyhow. Na fine she fine. I don't have a problem with men hitting on her cos am already used to it cos she's very beautiful. Na me go use my money for date where another man go meet my girl?

Run away from beautiful woman if you want to live long. Just run away

Worldlegend:
Hh

Look at this space booker. Yamayama fall on you there if you don’t stop this rubbish

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright ......nini is beautiful...not surprised though...bini girls are always beautiful


Ogbeni huzzle nor be do or die affair
Na grace.......
Just pray for grace.....
Four things are important in huzzling......
1)Consistency(constant bombing)
2)Your ability to persuade and hypnotised
3)Your tools and format
4)And most importantly THE GRACE

Yamayama fall on your useless yahoo head. I sure say na you call me the other day wey I waste your time for one hour. Better go and find work do like your mates. Lazy youth!

Seun, this guy should be banned for life. Always using your forum to promote yahoo yahoo. Not a good look for Nairaland

Cc Seun Mynd44 Dominique Lalasticlala

emmanuelewumi:
We currently have about 70 Finance houses in Nigeria, we used to have almost 4000 in the late 80s unfortunately they are all dead.


I prefer using Orange One Finance a subsidiary of Investment One Financial Services, they give loans of between 500k to N15 million to individuals and small businesses

I like the way you stylishly advertise for platforms that you are affiliated with. You most likely get kickbacks from them for the subtle adverts. You do the same for a couple of investment houses that I shall not mention. But you then get offended when someone else advertises. Why? Does this place belong to you alone? Better give yourself sense before strong yamayama fall on your bald head

So na these kind overfed babies dey insult person up and down for this Nairaland? Yamayama fall on that ya fat cheeks

Anyone know the Instagram of the Abeg girl? I go like tell am one or two things

Can someone tell me the Instagram of the fine half caste busy on her phone? Not the ugly skinny one looking at camera o.

Please why is that black housemate wearing army uniform? He should pray not to pass soldiers on the way home o because they will so beat shege out of his black face

This fat dibia that won..All he can say is ‘yes’. Why now?

Dasolame:
Hmmmm now it's over what next for you guys please accept Jesus to ur life today tomorrow might be too late

Gulder Ultimate Search

Kobicove:
Bb

See this space booker say na Bb. No be only Bb na yamayama wey go fall on you if you don’t stop this bad habit

Macsjebs:
Wow, a lot of persons expected liquorose to win given her number of fans/followers on Instagram, didn't even come close...

There are real followers and there are bought followers. Go figure.

Eeghe:
Of course it’s a forever thing
Real Hot 58year old woman shitt...periodT .
Seriously, love you too Baby
Ciao

Please are you a gay? Just asking for a friend.

So many insults here over a game. Why?

May strong yamayama fall on the mod that allows a lot of nonesense insults spewed on this thread just because the people insulting are supporting the same housemates as them.

You can do better and be good examples and role models to lazy Nigerian youths

100naira:
the season got over a billion votes

If only lazy youths voted a credible leader like this. Yamayama fall on lazy Nigerian youths head

Has any of the guys confirmed that this girl on stage does not have a penis. Asking for a friend please.