₦airaland Forum

babakb:
You keep ranting about Civil War as if Nigeria never experienced Civil war, let's not even go there, I can't even start listing various ethnic killings across Nigeria is it the Yoruba vs Hausa in shagamu, or Hausa vs Kataf in Kaduna, or Tiv vs Jikum in Taraba etc.

Post just one link where unknown gunmen kill 50 people at a go in Cote d'ivoire and I will post 10 different links where over 50 people were killed at a go in Nigeria.

Please accept this challenge?

Incase you don't know I'm an Immigration consultant, I don't need to be anywhere to get the information I need, the world has moved on, may be you are still in analog age.

Immigration consultant wey never see airport before. Owu na bastard. Come on gerrout of here. Mugu

Konji without money na bastard!

Many years of rejection from women na bigger bastard!!

Soapy na the biggest bastard!!!

Na konji dey worry all these small boys. Tueh

FRANKOSKI:
THE SONG IS MOVE BITCH BY MYSTIKAL

Ludacris ft Mystikal

Youonlyliveonce:
Guy rest nah, u already passed your point across. The way you quoting everybody shows you are dealing with problems in real life. Rest Ok?

Guy no be me cause your poverty for Naija na. You wey dey find sugarmummy and gigolo hook up work up and down to survive dey tell me about dealing with problems in life?

While you dey suffer and look for how to cut out to Vietnam and Ivory Coast of all places to escape poverty, me dey go there go play and come back.

E still no mean say I dey happy to see my fellow Nigerians wey dey go there go suffer.

Since una no wan hear word, I’m done passing advice to idiots. Oya carry your load dey go na. Anything wey you see make you carry. Mugu

babakb:
So with all this your ranting you agree that Ivory Coast enjoys electricity more than Nigeria.

Do you know that just last week more than 200 Nigerians were reportedly killed by unknown gunmen in various states, do you know how many thousands has been killed like that in the last 3 years in Nigeria and the killers can't even be caught.

Bandits, Terrorists, Ritualists, Ipob are ravaging Nigeria everyday and in your small mind you think Ivorians are dreaming to relocate to Nigeria

Wake up from your dreams niiga.

Oya pack your bag and move to Ivory Coast na. Then come back after three months to tell us if you don’t feel like coming back home after sleeping with 10 other guys and plenty mosquitoes inside Naija man shop for Abobo

Brayss:
abuna with a yamayama diseased

You be guy man

Jobs no too dey there for Ivorians, na Naija go come enter there find better work with him zero French? Abi you wan make dem go do vulcanizer work there?

You say make dem go do business. But you don tell dem say na person wey don enter to research wetin go move wey no dey the country go make am there? You just dey advise them to just cut out and go and figure things out when they move there like say na Yankee.

You don tell them how expensive the city is compared to Naija? Hotel, Rent, light, food, beer, everything cost pass for there. You no see person and him guys wey dey sleep for shop. Is that what you want for your family member? Mugu

How can I hate Ivory Coast and still be going there to catch fun? You get sense so?

I repeat, Ivory Coast is not better than Naija for person wey no get job or money or better business to do there. Anybody that has something doing in Naija should not leave it to go suffer for Ivory Coast of all places. If you want to encourage people, encourage them not to go suffer for place wey no too better pass Naija apart from constant light wey dem dey get. Of what use is constant light if you no get money to even pay for their very costly light?

Encourage them to only go after doing thorough homework on their prospects there.

Na people like you dey advise people to enter fire just so that you go dey house dey laugh. Just look your stupid Ugandan tales say you enter Abidjan and big bum bum woman carry you go her family house sotey you come dey nack am there under her parents roof. Yamayama fall on you with that stupid lamba. Mugu

edwonderz:
Thanks. My question was - if I do a test in Lagos before departing, will I have to do another covid test in Abidjan upon arrival?

No you won’t

TWoods:
Yours is complicated. You have a thriving business in Nigeria so you definitely want to come back after 1 year in culinary school... however, it will take you a couple of years (unless you marry) to get a green card. How do you combine that with running your business here?

Also, I don't think it matters that you don't have a bachelors degree to attend culinary school. Having a restaurant should be a sufficient qualification to get a visa.

The US will never give you a visa to go to culinary school. Take that to the bank any day of the week. To learn what? To cook American food? American food wey be burger and fries. Na wetin she no fit learn from YouTube? This na rejection straight

OP I saw the posts wey the other person write and everything he said was very true say you dey sell ogede to mugus. Stop lying, he never asked you to forgive him. He just deleted all he said cos you started talking about how this na your thread or something like that.

Guy if to say Ivory Coast so easy like that, why you no stay there and make your millions? Why you cut out? Why you never go back there?

If you like continue to dey use guys catch cruise say you enter a whole Abidjan homeless and with no money and all the girls with big bum bum rush you and shelter you come dey give you free abuna up and down on top. Na beans?

You no see the guys wey dey on ground dey write say e no easy like that? I fit bet everything wey I get say you never comot from Youpougun (or whichever local area you stayed) when you dey there and I can bet say you no see woman pant until suffer make you cut out.

Continue to dey deceive yourself and mugus wey no get sense you hear?

adubam:
Na true you talk ooo.
Maybe the guy go open his thread and write" My sorrow bitter Ivory Coast Experience

Stop talking nonesense. I don’t and never lived in Abidjan. I visit there often and know it as well as I know Naija. For your information, I have a good time when I am in the city. Very good time sef. In Plateau, Cocody and Zone Quatre.

But e no mean say make I no talk true and allow person wey dey use una catch cruise to deceive person say Abidjan na easy place for a Nigerian to go hustle.

I’m not saying it’s impossible. I said it is not easy. You must go there with a job, have money or go with business wey you no go dey compete with Ivorians.

Make I shock una, Ivorians look at Naija as heaven. They want to move to Naija. So why will person be telling una say the place is easy make all man fall in? Why he no stay there?

Instead make you hear word, continue to dey form blind loyalty to OP until you carry your two left legs enter fire. Mugu

edwonderz:
Hello Ivory Coast enthusiast, has anyone been to Abidjan lately? I am planning a trip end of this month. Is a mandatory covid test required at their airport or will the one done in Nigeria suffice?

You must sha show covid test. Better take it in Naija like a day or two before you travel. Otherwise them go delay you for airport if you enter without it and have to take it at their airport. Infact most airlines no go even let you board without it. I advise you to check with the airline you are going with.

adubam:
Emekus Emekus where you de? Labadi69 wan kill your sweet memoir ooo.

Guy I no wan kill any sweet memoirs. I wan talk true as things be make people no go make mistake with their lives. Instead make you happy say person dey talk am as e be, your little mind dey tell you say I dey try kill person memoir.

After now una go enter there then come and start complaining say things don change because of covid. Na lie. No be covid anything. Things were never as sweet as OP made it look. Unless say you hold correct bar there

Holywizard:
As I dey do, money never enter and I'm not expecting anything yet because I've not started hustling. There's how they collect their house rent. The thing is confusing. I'm sleeping at an Igbo man's shop for now. I'm still trying to figure out things as na new country. If I rush enter into any business, my money go fit burn away

Guy come back home. I don advice you. You have no business being in Abidjan

Holywizard:
maybe sha.
Their house rent is expensive.
As for now, na one respected and godly Igbo man dey accommodate me with few others for his shop until we start earning in order to be able to raise money for house rents

So you comot Naija go dey sleep for shop in Abidjan. Was life that hopeless for you in Naija? Why you dey suffer yourself like that? And upon say na shop you dey sleep you still get mind to dey look for Ivorian woman wey you go nack. Brother, better come back home and suffer that suffer for your fatherland

MERCHANDISER:
That's true bro,an average Nigerian is a fraudster.

Nigerian youths in Abidjan have become involved in
cyber crime,fraudulent acts and scamming just to get rich hence spoiling
Nigeria's image in the international stage.

These guys are worst than our polithiefcians

Na dem dey even teach Ivorians bad things and after police arrest them, some idiots will say na set up and false accusations.

Ivorians are generally nice to foreigners though they have the hate for Nigerians as most African countries do because of our loud ways and how we use money to collect their women.

But a Nigerian wey stay in him lane and show dem courtesy and respect can never ever be set up. Many Nigerians are living good with no wahala over there.

Holywizard:
a lot of Nigerians are serving in their prisons.
Some are false accusations via dealing with their ladies

These are not false accusations. They are true. Many Nigerians there are criminals. They go there thinking it’s heaven after reading all the things wey people like OP dey write. After reaching there, they see the reality say life is not that easy and then turn to crime instead of going back home to be ridiculed by friends and family. They die there! And then turn to crime just to survive

Ashirioluwa:
Stay in Nigeria if you can’t get visa to a country where you can better your life and also help your immediate family.

I am not traveling to go live in any fucking African country (Kenya / Togo / Ivory Coast). All these countries see Nigeria as America of Africa.

I am already a 2nd class citizens in Nigeria. Why will I travel to a country where the minimum wage is less than $75 to live as 2nd class citizens.

I visited Kenya in 2015, you won’t believe what our people going through. No job, most of our youths mostly involved in crime in this country.

Don’t get me wrong, you can make it anywhere

People need to listen to this poster. He speaks nothing but the truth about the situation of things. Very accurate!!!

Ashirioluwa:
If you are surprised to see a lady that has 4 kids for 4 different men then I guess you are not from Nigeria this is not new here in Naija at all

Gbam!!! No mind that guy. E be like say na small boy or villager

adubam:
Chairman. I greet you Sir. Someone said things have changed in CV. All those goody goody are no longer there.

No goody goody dey there before sef unless say you get money or are at least middle class. OP just dey use una catch cruise. Ivory Coast is not a rich country. Most Ivorians are poor. Na just now things dey even change. This na country wey civil war almost destroyed

Holywizard:
I'm not regretting. This country is a nice place.
These are OTs for newbies like me. I was told all these just for me to be careful. I've witnessed and seen a lot.
The best thing about this country is that money circulates a lot, which is good for a business environment

Doesn’t money circulate a lot in Naija? Is there any country in Africa wey money dey circulate like Naija? Yet are people not suffering?

I repeat to any new person. If you no get money , job and good long term plans, you better stay in Naija and hustle. No say because life rough for Naija make you jakpa go find better life with nothing for Ivory Coast. Na suffer go dey wait you there if you try am