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Dalil8:
Lmaoo... Who go subscribe to her Onlyfans?

I no fit pay even $1 a year for this kind body plus she come worwor join.

Deep down in your mind you know say the girl no worwor. Why are you so angry? Because babe like that no fit ever look your side for life? Take am easy o

Halcyon123:
Sallah don start for my end oh. This one is just for palate cleansing. More to come.
Sinasir and efo,my baby don finish the chicken.

This is very nasty looking. Please take this picture off jor

SOAG:
Mr professor and intelligent mugu, you must be very stupid and brain dead to think getting a second passport is a crime on earth. Well, all still boils down to why Nigeria is still where it is today. Onuku

Na that your 150k life savings you wan use collect second passport? . Kai poverty na real bastard!

Dey there dey deceive yourself na. Me just dey chill with some red wine after correct lunch while relaxing and getting ready for a jolly good evening later today . You nko wetin you dey up to?

SOAG:
Thanks a lot, I prefer the legal means bro because I intend using as a second citizenship and to also travel to Asia as I have been denied Visa twice from Nigeria here

Na that your life savings of 150k you wan use do dual citizenship? . You must be a very big fool if you dey plan to move to Ivory Coast just to get Ivorian Passport in order to travel to Asia

You think say e easy to get any passport? Talk less of one from a francophone African country. In short you are a dreamer. Keep dreaming. Mugu

I repeat if you don tire for Naija and wan go hustle outside with no money, enter better country for developed world. Worst case you go dey see food chop. Leaving Naija without money to enter poor African country is as good as suicide.

If you get money and fit speak French and get business sense and you dey consider Ivory Coast, I advise you to take a few trips to the country first. Look around, talk to people and do your own feasibility on whether your business go move. This will require a few trips sha before you reach conclusion on if to relocate.

If na job you dey find, search the jobs b4 coming. No come here come find job! There are international organizations here as well as Nigerian companies looking for French speakers to come and work for them in their branches here. I have friends who left Naija on transfer to come and work here and they are doing well. There are also many Nigerians working for World Bank, IFC, UN, ADB, etc that are based here and those ones dey chop correct salaries and living well here.

I don talk my own o. If you nor get money nor just near here o. He who has ears make he hear.

Abeg make I enter Cap Nord and Cap Sud go survey Ivorian women jare. I don waka

OP dey advise people to go hustle for San Pedro. Hahaha. That’s like asking foreigner wey come naija to enter Calabar for Obudu Cattle Ranch side to go hustle

Omo if you no get money as a visitor, you no get business for San Pedro. Ivorians sef never find jobs and business to do finish there, na one stupid Nigerian wan go make money there?

If you wan go work for the nearby cocoa farms or work for the hotels wey dey the beach as gateman or cleaner, you fit go try your luck to see if they will give you the jobs before their Ivorian people.

If you feel say you get business sense, try go there to catch fish wey you go dey sell for the beach and see if those Ivorian fishermen no go use their local rifle to fire your Naija yansh. Mugus

Imagine leaving Nigeria to go and live and suffer in that rough Adjame of all places in Abidjan. That’s like going to live in Mushin Olosha

Guys I am in Abidjan for the Sallah long weekend and I am warning you people again. If you don’t have money, don’t come to Abidjan. If you are looking for a job, don’t come to Abidjan. If you wan do business as an English speaking Nigerian, don’t come to Abidjan. If you decide not to listen to my advice and wan suffer yourself, then be my guest and carry anything wey you see for here. I guarantee you unlimited suffering sha

Friday and Saturday nights were the bomb o. 4040 in Plateau and some joints in Cocody. Osiris Riviera, Bloom deux plateau and then Zone 4 hangout spots but too many okpos dey that Zone 4 jare

Tonight be like we dey enter Youpougun. Gonna be lit man

This guy is clearly laundering money for some very top shots. This cannot be a drug, yahoo or ritual something.

Grandmeister:
born in 75 and completed his secondary school in 98?

Maybe he repeated many times

Maski87:
I wish,one of them be my wife,I will cook, I will wash plates I will wash pant,in short I will do anything

Go hustle for your own money. No food for lazy man

calcal:
Most of the time it produces a standstill result in the banking industries in Africa, women seem to focus more on satisfying their body but not on the subject matter.

Most women in big positions in Africa really don't know what they are doing but someone just wants them in that position.

Again banking industry is just more than finance and credit, it is all different things entirely in this presence of uncontrol digital currency.

You have said it all!

FutureIsFemale:
The table is turning. Oh! What a time to be alive. May we all witness a female GCFR in this country IJN.

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And how will that change your life?

Blackdisciple:
She doesn't want to loose me because we have really suffered together.

Bros she no send that one oo.

Its obviously your girl is cheating, besides if she get her education through the next thing she will dump your sorry Ass and she have started already.

Forget about the engagement cos after the engagement she don't care about it oo.

Use your head make e no come be say as you dey work another niggarr go dey help you out for house oo.

This na fake story. For sure. Jobless OP

Nikkganc08:
If u can get access to d phone someday,

Go to settings,
Remove the screen from 'lock immediately'

You'll fund it in DISPLAY SETTINGS

Change it to 30 minutes.

She won't know.
Even if does, she won't take time to reset it back immediately.


Now, wait for that lucky time when she'll sleep off.

Or simply tell her u want to collect some of her movies through XENDER app (it's usually on all phones)


Secrets of ladies are usually in their PHONE GALLERY (if she's giving out nudes).

Or her Facebook messenger.

Or WhatsApp.

Or lock apps.


First of all, check if she has any app like App locker, gallery vault, app hider, etc

Some ladies are intelligent. They simply download lock apps that are actually alarm clocks, calculators, etc.

For instance, if I open d CLOCK then set d time to 6:30a.m, the lock app will automatically open.

For the calculator, it works like a normal calculator But once a particular number is pressed it opens. For instance, if I press √780, the hidden applock will open.

So, simply check if any of her apps is duplicated. For instance, 2 calculators in her phone, 2 clocks, 2 contacts, etc



Now...
go to her phones File manager, then click SETTINGS.

make HIDDEN FILES visible.


You see...

No matter d lock app someone is using, all those files remains in d phone. It's only encrypted. That's all.


Now back to d topic.


Assuming ur bae locks/hides her files using GALLERY VAULT app (there are different types on play store),

Once u make hidden files visible, you MUST see a folder named galleryvault****.

The name might be slightly different e.g secgalleryvault. But once u see it, you'll know.


Send the whole gallery vault folder from her phone to ur phone via Xender app (exactly the way it is)

Also, send the gallery vault app to ur phone too. Then install it.

Once installed, you'll see a folder that's similar to d one u copied from her phone.


Open the folder from d newly installed galleryvault in ur phone and you'll see a FILE like...

"password.ini" or "pass.cmr" or anything

But once u see it, you'll know that it's d password of d gallery vault app u installed.


Go to xender and look for the password.ini file (or anything its called) from d folder u copied from ur bae. DELETE THE FILE.

go to ur own folder for d app u installed, copy ur own password.ini file and put it exactly where ur bae own was (d one u deleted from xender).


Now delete that ur entire gallery vault folder.

MOVE OUT ur bae own from d xender folder to exactly where urs was before.



Finally, go to APP SETTINGS on ur phone, locate d gallery vault app u installed, clear d CACHE and STORAGE of d app.

Then UNINSTALL the app.

Reinstall d app.

Input ur normal password (instead of bae own)

The app will open

And you'll see all the files ur bae has been hiding exactly as it is in her own phone.

Don't logout else the app will lock again and the password won't work again unless u repeat d process again.

Instead, RESTORE all d files u see.


UNINSTALL the app.

REINSTALL it again.

Then u can hide d files if u want.

The app won't log u out again FOREVER.



I love cheating girlfriends that use android phones.

I can easily hack their WhatsApp, Facebook, App hide apps or even their messages.

It makes d relationship fun and easy for me to walk away anyday I want to cos I have physical evidence.

But I'll advice u....


NEVER HACK A WOMANS PHONE...!!!

it's locked for a reason.

Once opened, what you'll see will shock u.

You'll be heartbroken.

You'll be depresssed.

It'll take u 3 months before you'll finally believe what u saw.

Don't lose a good woman just because she cheated.

Guy all these things wey you type na for very jobless men jare. What’s the point going through this trouble when you will still hate what you see hidden there.

The fact remains that any girl wey you call bae that is being secretive and discreet with her phone definitely has something to hide. Either she’s an okpo, she’s dating other people or she saying some foul shit about you to her friends (that’s if she ain’t even planning to kill you, kidnap you or scam you).

If a woman is locking her phone around a man, the man will be very stupid to take that beech seriously. Just dey nack until you tire and then move or kukuma sign out immediately. These beeches ain’t loyal

FireKing:
I are living this kind of life already or worst part is that u dey sell market but poverty still slap you base on maga wey u get no dey pay... To be honest if this is how you see your worth as a girl then find GOD and change ur mindset...

That person no be woman. Na man wey dey find attention. Even Okpo no fit get mind to dey talk the kind things wey he dey talk

pocohantas:
Some people will come hear to say na CLITOCURRENCY, but the thing be say, if mugu fall, guy-woman go chop.

Some of your gfs never see laptop collect sef, but na you fck them pass as you no kuku get work. Morning till night you dey inside there. Unlike sugar daddy wey go attend business meetings, go home to his wife, visit his kids at school…etc.

Last last all na FORNICATION. If you decide to FORNICATE for free, na you sabi. E go still call you fish brain and cheap olosho. You know what they say about eating frogs? Eat the fat one! Rie nke gbaragba!

If men love themselves so much as they claim, they should start buying themselves houses, instead of beer and goof. Till they do that, the FUTURE remains FEEMALE.

This is my non-moralistic stand. If you want the moral stand, wait for July the 18th.

You are a walking contradiction that will say anything for Likes and attention. You are probably depressed and the Likes and attention from feminists on Nairaland is what keeps you going. I actually believe you are a man masquerading as a woman. Women don’t talk the way you do

Lovelyn451:
I get u, its better to have poor parents than this, u can't even bring yourself low to hustle cos your upbringing is of the rich whereas you don't have shishi in your pocket....lol

Look at you. Obviously a lazy youth. If your parents have spent good money to send you to school, you should be ashamed of yourself for depending on them for money at the age of 19. Lazyyouths all over the place

Only idiots will take a post coming from a moniker called totoniga seriously. Obviously a very fake story

Holywizard:
find me come yopougon on Sunday

Me sef dey enter this weekend to enjoy the Sallah break. I fit fall in Youpougun on Monday night depending on where my peoples wan go. It’s gonna be lit yo!

Meanwhile, I hope say you don comot that shop wey you been dey crash ooo

Gaddafi1:
A

See this one dey book space come type A. Wetin you wan use FTC do at your age oga?