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The message is for guys. Its not a matter of saint or no saint as I can see some people are already annoyed. Those who will learn will learn, the easy way or the hard way.

Please don't only ask, you both need to do some tests. Even the church will tell you guys to do some basic tests. Don't ever assume.

dominique:
You don't understand. If you correct some people's grammatical blunders, they will tell you English is not their forefathers language, not their mother tongue etc. A good number of these people that type in text-speak are never open to corrections.

I've seen people bring these arguments. My response has always been if you want to learn something do it well. The fact remains most people still can't read and write even their own native language.

CriticMaestro:
How does ur brain function sef...
For the girl mumu mind she get connect wey go guarantee her the job...
So u don't expect her to behave like any job Hunter...she was like dude where can I see to collect my employment letter...there's no way u will tell me that the guy didn't take it personal

It's more like how does your own brain function? Chatting that way with a potential employer is wrong. Thinking because you know somebody somewhere is a license to type that way is also wrong. It means she doesn't want to put any effort whatsoever to convince the employer despite the fact she has a contact. You're just jumping from one excuse to the other.

CriticMaestro:
So because she dicided to type using short hand removes the possibility of her being able to construct good sentence

Hahaha....ah no blame ur monkey brain...

It's obvious the guy was just offended the way the girl related to him...as in she get connect make she do anyhow...this wasn't professional it was personal

So she can construct good sentence but doesn't know when to use them. Stop supporting stupidity.

See as people dey murder English

Once a lady is too obsessed with instagram, it's a problem.

ajibolabd:
I only browse with my phone, didn't have time for silly movies

You didn't. Did you?

If she like make she no go toilet again. How does this concern us?

Hospital you were born in

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ImaIma1:
So how do you guys now want to marry virgins?

Good question

So you mean most ladies nowadays be like Danfo buses with little or no shock absorber.

Oooh. Who are these lazy Nigerian yoots? BBNaija don end na.

UbanmeUdie:




From Christos Hotel Kwankwashe to Mac Hotels Kwamba to NNPC club house Suleja.

From Mama Ijebu spot on top the rock before Mandala to Mimi resort Madala to Buhari Junction at Kaduna road,

you will find some cheap Oloshos there in the evenings hawking.

There is also an anonymous guest house and bar along Osato road kwamba, any spirit filled achaba man should be able to take you there.

But from experience, you won't get valued service for your money.

My personal recommendation for a satisfying sex adventure are:

1. White house, Zuba
2. Tafa

You won't regret visiting those places.


Thank me later!

Only you Bros. Meanwhile @Op don't forget to try the fried fish suya in front of general hospital. Your life will change forever.

udi4eva:
You are wicked

No be my fault o

Collins in Church
Pastor: I declare miracles shall happen in your life this week
Collins:

Make Una pity this guy na

Miracle: Ehh! That small play don turn love

Imagine

Imagine

Broke girls after reading this (Esp. the ones who fall into some categories)

She is beautiful. But still I'm trying to figure out if that is the Bridegroom, Father, Father-in-Law, Godfather, Uncle, Cousin or Pastor.

Why are you surprised? It's been like that for a while. The white guys think a Nigerian Prince trying to get his inheritance is a common tactic being used.

2morogobeta:
i was wearing bra and pant and posing seductively in photo shoot

i want to have the pictures deleted but the photographer said he cannot delete it

do u think this can harm my future career ? i want to work with the UN. i also dont want to disgrace myself or my family.

No. It will haunt me.

MrPolitics:
Lol see BMC's desperation. He didn't use the word "brainless" and we all know Nigeria's education system is horrible

So there is no student in public universities that can speak English in an error-free manner.

Quick reminder

johnnyvid:
no he's a pastor from Ukraine, he pastor the largest church in Ukraine.

Yeah Thanks. I mixed that up. Just wanted to comment fast.

johnnyvid:
no he's a pastor from Ukraine, he pastor the largest church in Ukraine.

Yeah. Thanks I mixed that up.

Pls be reminded that this man is in Ukraine not Nigeria cos I see a lot of people shouting Nigeria this and that.

engrchykae:
The major exclusive career of the southwest which is pastopreneurship is about to hit the rock.
Yoruba pastors at their best

I know you want to bring tribalism. Be informed, he is a pastor in Ukraine.

Wow. Lovely. Seems some ladies still reason beyond the usual. Meanwhile other slay queens still be wondering if a lady did this.