₦airaland Forum

Zohan:
For the gods... Efi awusa

Zohan:
I can see someone's stalking me... But its cOol.

Zohan:
But you'll be able to devour a cake shaped like boooobs or pussey abi?

01karma:
hahaha why the angry face

01karma:

01karma:
all girls are the same jor.

andromida:
Being broke can make a man very romantic.

farano:
A hungry man can't be romantic on bed na

01karma:
Guy make sure you knack her front and back. I don't have pity for girls again. One nearly run and life.

After spending my school fee on this girl, she dump me the next month, she dey tell me say she be virgin, virgin way dey chop suya, they beg recharge card

well, i had to go and do kponkpon work( carrying stones and sand with clement, digging pit and all hard labours of life) to pay my school fee

i for don become drop out na God save me

since that time, if i see any girl they come my way i go just change road sharp sharp. because hoes ain't loyal.

iceberylin:
QÚĔŚŤĨŐŃ ŦŐŔ ŤĤĔ ĞŐĎŚ

Buoyantic:
you be FBI?

Buoyantic:
MissYuzedo make I no lie,ur boobs is mouth watering,I fit Bleep u till u cripple

Ephramed:
LADYCATY I fit send you PM.hope you no mind.

Ephramed:
Na so LADYCATY.how we go do,na him headache make him drink him panadol put.

Logicalmindy:


Is dis ur alternate account?

Logicalmindy:
I recommend spèrm for her.

mekzyjoe:
All dis chidish stuff....I dnt like small chicks wit flat yansh,,I reject it ;

chimerase2:

Linda u re sooo funny
Despite u been 18 u use 1 year senior me
Amu 17

FrancisTony:
She ain't even light-skinned.
No sex appeal.

flawlessS:
Unizik

Ephramed:
I dey tell you LADYCATT,
He needs to see a prophet,before it gets out of control.

HARDDON:
Epic!

If fPhone 6 can do all these, what is left for zPhone10 now?