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Rushtec:
Not so.... by their dress u sha knw them

It is not by long gowns and dressing like a "spiri koko" somebody sha...

Interesting...

lestat:
Hahahaha, but there's lots of love for you though

Lol...

I don't even understand the point of this pishure, what is wrong with the first lady?

Abi are you guys saying because a lady looks sophisticated, she is not a wife material?

Chai, na today I no say I be real village girl! I know every single one except the aeroplane of number 11. Lmao!!!

That leke leke give me white finger used to give me white fingers I think, or maybe it was just my mind messing with me

lestat:
hmmm I can turn into a duck, but a tomatoe and fuel ? These are new items, I will have to study my wizardry book more on transmutations so I can pull this off.

Chai, so no free tomato and fuel for me?

mamajaz:
From my little understanding, if you check the top of this page you will see different sections like :NYSC, vacancies, auto, car talks, romance, family etc... they are different sections in the forum. It is expected you make your posts in a the appropriate sections e. g. discuss your new born under family, post a job advert in the vacancy section etc.
Now, 20 nairalanders can drop different posts in family section but a much more catchy headline and interesting post will be taken or moved to the first page where you noted that we read those outlines. E. g. if LadyF make a post on how she bite off her boyfriend's bolokus with pictures of her vampire teeth and lala.sticlala (her boy friend) bolokus attached, the MOD (moderator) will quickly move it to the first/front page, 'cos they believe that aprokos like you or I will love to read it sharperly.
So, the posts you see on the from page are like 10% of what people put in the sections per time and some people's posts might not see the light of the first page till eternity while others who can kill snake, visit Tonto dike's family, love up with Maheeda will keep appearing on the front page.

lmao this your example no be here o. Why I go bite my boo's something?

Lol why is the picture funny to me? Idk if it's their stance or something. They're kissing as if they're scared of touching themselves hehehe, holding only their palms!

Abi is he afraid of grabbing her asss?

Considering the cost of one cow alone, this is a huge financial loss. Not to talk of the human lives!

Lol abeg e no bad reach like this for my side o. 4 big ones is 500.

I have made a switch to ketchup, you guys should too.

This is serious sha... Abeg you guys should drop all the names of the insurance companies that have exploited you.

Fear don start to catch me o. I cannot afford to lose any more money in this bad economy!

lestat:
Nah baby, but I could be one if you want me to? In fact I could be anything you want me to be

Awnnn dearie, will tomatoes and fuel be too much to ask?

Menzy86:
u guys used to be mild then. In my time it got to a point it was copper wire we were using. If paper can paralyze, copper wire can incapacitate lol....

Chai na death sentence be that na

kinginvalhala4:
Lol, but you Hanna pay for this hug.

Having packs is worth more than PMS, PMS isn't free, so hugging a pack shouldn't also be. lol

Its LadyF again.

www.nairaland.com/kinginvahala

LMAO...wait first. ayam reading how you are selling your panties market. Quite hilarious I must say! My stomach hurts!!!!!

kinginvalhala4:
Mine is better, *wink*

Seriously, 6 packs? I need a hug from you already!!! lol

Oluwamuyeewa:
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Well,your personal text says you serve humanity..I think thats the greatest achievement anyone could make,stick to it and I know humanity will return the favor someday!

Quote of the day: only a life lived in the service to others is worth living.

But we can only do so little individually. Thanks for the suggestion.

Have a great night...

nicerichard05:
I am telln u, when I saw it, I was shocked. NL MOD needs to be trained, at least verify a link b4 moving any topic to FP

You can't blame the mods completely tho. If dem no carry am go FP, the person will cry "bullying"...

Oluwamuyeewa:
Good
You really don't need that "it's ladyF " emblem dear..do something that'll make the world introduce themselves to you not vice versa

Cheers

Alright, point noted. Got any suggestions Sir?? ?? ??

Cheers to you too!!!

nicerichard05:
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Mr Se.un if only u click on wat I highlighted den u would knw dat whoever tha brought this topic to FP is an enemy of progress. This site state here is a replica of NL nd you shouldn't promote such site on NL if u still wanna keep ur audience. Thanks [/size]

This is what happens to mentally lazy people. How do you just replicate Nairaland just like that, even down to the disclaimer. The guy has no shame!!!

Oluwamuyeewa:
So you like a celeb around here or something?

No Sir. Just a random individual biko.

Suigeneris.93:
When she says ‘Don’t Worry About Him’, but you dare not stop worrying because...

lol that guy's packs tho...

Cutehector:
see dis one wey go catering school for fifteen years just to learn hw to light matches still kwa u get carry over...

Hian!!!

Cutehector:
come yall should stop all this nonsense. If u can't tell me how to cook without using tomato u just stfu and quote someone else... ur comment should hav been, oh dear, u dnt need tomato for that, all u need to do is to use dis, or use dat. Instead of stylishly yabbing me. Leme not swear for u o.

The next person dat will quote me nw and tell me d Same balderdash, allah, both of us will get banned

Chai, make I find trouble this night.

Cutehector:
Chei I won't cook my jollof spaghetti again

You don't need tomoto for this na. So you no sabi cook!!!

Neduzze5:
Even inside shop, dem fit still scam you...

My experience in St. Michaels Aba was a big eye opener!!

lol how dem scam you for inside shop?

They are yet to scam me sha. If it ever happens, by the time I go back there with my goons and display for them ehnn, what they will need to appease me will be greater than how much I lost!!

eitsei:
and women call men dogs, now we've seen that dogs are sensible not only that also faithful ..

lol by your definition, then only a few men are dogs.

Lestat, are you a dog?

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Hehehe... All of us that were born with wooden spoon can relate to all these. That rubber and paper stuff can paralyse you at close range!!! Just target the person's neck.

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lmao. This tomato hike don do me strong thing o. Except you want to be buying 2k worth of tomatoes. I won't mind the coleslaw o OP, let me bring my fork...

Recently I've been using tomato ketch-up instead. Rice and ketch-up is so sweet... I never knew.

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First rule to take note of when going to the villa, do not do business with those roadside guys. I repeat: DO NOT DO BUSINESS WITH THOSE ROADSIDE GUYS!!! Walk into a shop and transact. A word is enough for the wise. Dem no fit scam me sef. By the time you tell them say na from streets you sef dey come from...

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tk4rd:
Haaaaahahahahahahhaaaaaa..... You can stay for three hours, and go by 7pm.. you feet stay the next weekend

lol...I take it that you were expecting bae by 7?

This pishure made my eyes to start turning me sef!

Lol all these pastors playing on gullible members. He for ask for jet, no b only car

Omg! This is the height of injustice Some things in the constitution certainly need to be reviewed

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