₦airaland Forum

kossyablaze:
baby we av a date 2mrw

lol just come to nairaland with your popcorn and 3D glasses, you'll meet me here. Can't wait dearie

kossyablaze:
LadyF come c o

lol... We are in the end times dear.

But ermmm...that ass doesn't resemble that of a 11-month old baby na, that's quite big. It must belong to an adult.

reverendfather:
them done start to they bobo this boy head, na so dem do Mikel, o mikel this Mikel that, the perfect replacement for jay jay okocha.
the dude felt like he was on top of the world not realising he was gradually losing his footballing prowess.
what is Mikel today? people only talk about him today when they want to replace their faulty seatbelts

lol this guy can never end up with Mikel's stats. Tufiakwa!!!

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tk4rd:
Hahahahaaa.. Wooww.. That's so cool. That's same of me you too

Una get light for your side?

White house down comes to mind...

hardcorevin:
hahahahahahah..by 3 Yrs to go,we will all be finished......Ok oooo,its the changed u guys voted for,so sit back and enjoy it....
ladyF hope u voted for change

You wanted us to continue with fake transformation?

tolutweety:



I like you just the way you are.

Awnnn

engrlarex:
so ure still a jambite na hin u dey drag FTC on all post. Aburo i pity ur GP in advance if you continue this way...

Egbon, thank you for your advice. I just want to get admission first sha. Even if na 3rd class, I go manage am like that. Who school epp sef?

Eeyah...the course I filled for my JAMB no dey dere. OP abeg add Office Management na...

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Very true. Sometimes they would keep you on hold till you sleep off with all their yeye music.

That's how I bought airtel wazobia (N50) one time, only to check my balance and see 49.22? Hian!!! Where my almost 80 kobo go!!! I started to call and call, no be small wahala dem almost put me o!!! Chai!!! My 80 kobo just lost, till today nothing... Maybe I will even call to remind them this evening.

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tk4rd:
Hurrraaayyyhh.. Thanks to you dear Lady for remembering me oooo.. How u doing naa.?

I dey alright. I always remember you na. Thinking of you 24-7...

Tolutweety, I see your handwork o.

Shey you will like a "fatty bombom" like me?

Keneking:
Who these picture help sef?

lol the pishure epp some of us biko... These pishures just lit up my day!!! *zooms in closely*

We would love more of those panty pics o. Iyanya of life! Let me save the pishures for future viewing

tk4rd:
This part got me well well.. I know the feeling.

Happy birthday dear. Long life and prosperity. Hip-hip-hip...

Once the police knows that you have involved a lawyer, you are indirectly telling them to their faces that you want war! As you are contacting your own lawyer too, remember that in court, it's not always the person who's telling the truth who wins, it's about what you can prove.

Convincing a judge that your brother who was caught red-handed driving a stolen car isn't a thief, with the argument that the "real thief" brought it to his mechanic workshop suddenly disappeared? E go hard o!!! Me sef no go believe you.

Except you will find a way to track the guy who brought the car to his workshop with an underground means. Another option is to set up a spy camera and film them asking you to pay 300k and threaten to blackmail them with it.

Chai!!! So no hope for fat ladies like me? Quite sad...

Tjakes:
Adewunmi, you should stop arguing at this point. If I was Lying against you, the findings made on Facebook about you claiming to be the Rector of a Polytechnic, are those lies too? Like I said on the phone, you wanted to play a smart one on me and it boomeranged in your face. I knew you had a hidden agenda when you called me yesterday morning with a PRIVATE NUMBER, sounding so gentle,different from the person that I spoke with 2 days ago who was hurling insults without a care in the world. You wanted to come back to gloat that you challenged me on the phone, you did not do anything of such, you were sober and gentle. It is a good thing I recorded the conversation. Mods, please I cant seem to post the Phone Record here, keeps giving error message. Can anybody help?

You can upload it on Dropbox and share a link here as an option...

looks like Ade will be doing some time in the dreaded Nigerian prisons

I actually think he could be telling the truth. All the other pictures the OP posted were whatsapp chats and there was no request for MTN credit there. The one where Adewumi was allegedly asking her for MTN credit was a text message. So I can understand if he says he didn't send the text messages requesting for credit as SMSs could very well be doctored. Plus sending pictures of a dark person holding empty bottles when she is fair too is a big question mark. Adewumi has his own "comma" too.

Let me follow the thread and learn sha. Someone I even used to call my friend wanted to scam me yesterday. This life sha!!!

Another RIP waiting to happen if you do not take action. If you tell her to leave, she will says it's cuz of the kids. I no even like to dey chook mouth for DV cases again sef.

Maybe get a few guys to "arrange" the guy small, then warn him not to hit your sister anymore. Violent people will only change with violence, no amount of talking can help you. By the time you give him a few body marks, next time he wants to hit your sis, he'll know that something greater awaits him! don't menshion...

Make una kontinu By the time snakes go extinct and our food chain is distorted, una eye go clear!

Say NO to animal brutality.

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seunlayi:

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PRAISE GOD O!!!
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ONE FOUND IN ONE YEAR, ANOTHER ONE WILL BE FOUND BEFORE THE 2ND ANNIVERSARY OF BABA, ANOTHER BEFORE THIRD ANNIVERSARY ...........

Bros na wa o. lol so you mean it will take 200 years to find all the 200 gehs

Tolexander:
Probably the aborted fetus is the future President who is going to restore Nigerian hope, only God knows.
So with the way these Christian universities treat their students, they still manage to Bleep themselves?
Hun!

The aborted fetus could also be a future terrorist.

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tolutweety:

I'm sure you know some people are looking forward to the strike .

Lol you mean those that want the strike so they can have a long fun-filled weekend? Me sef dey this category o #CantWait

Errrmmmm.....but dem no tell us how much was lost to corruption. Make them better bring back our loot. Is it not one of them that sold his house at a $3 million loss.

We are getting you...

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tygrins007:
This NLC strike should be shelfed ohh, if not it would give them another reason for this unending wait. #WeWait
But personal reasons aside,would this impending strike be favourable for our Nigerian economy?

NLC is only after their own pockets. I have lost all faith in them sef considering how they slyed us during Occupy Nigeria.

Strike isn't going to help anybody at this point. Deep down, most of us know that the stance the FG took is inevitable if we are true to ourselves. Some people have been buying over N145 since the unending scarcity started and these marketers go still collect subsidy on top o.

errrmmm....you just should remove your mind from the June date sha.

You and your sister will make a big loss. Be warned!!! I will advice you look for another business or find a way to make them pay you on delivery to avoid stories that touch.

gidimasters:
but wait na, i dreamt 50 times and God told me u will be my baby mama....

lol you better sleep back and check again. Even inside dream, I cannot be baby mama

Just cancel it!

Moral of the story: say NO to baby mama, it is not a career.

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As much as I don't agree with burna boy, ladies should stop trying to trap guys with pregnancy, it doesn't end well! Baby mama is not a career!

Destined2win:
I can help you privately wif excess sugar extinguisher and you will be free. Just send me a pm

Seriously? Hmmm.... if I PM you and you have no solution, what happens?