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ChizzyBuna:
It feels like my dick was getting baptized
Like warm water was pouring on my dick
At first I thought it was hot urine
But she did it again like 2 times and it doesn't smell.
Only issue now is that my mattress is a complete mess. And I can't spread the mattress outside my neighbour will think that I bed wetted.
Which is the fastest way to dry up a wet mattress indoors without putting it outside.?

You must be a learner, you expected it to be chill and frozen cold right? Is her name Elsa, from Frozen?

Ogbeni go and Iron your foam. Hot Iron will clear it up

smartvino:
Good morning my fellow christians, please i'll need some clarifications on this
The bible said in the book of genesis
Genesis 1vs1.
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
So where was God when he created the heaven and the earth knowing the fact that God is in heaven now.

The bible already hinted it.

1 Timothy 6:16 He alone is immortal and dwells in the unapproachable Light.


That is your answer.

Now get back to studying other parts of the bible that will actually help you to grow.

Some things are not really needful to know right now, knowing where he was or the clothe he wears and other needless things will only be useless information because we can not use it for anything and it will not help anyone believe in God.

funsho75:
Is he/she a Graduate??

No she is a year 1 student of unilag

funsho75:
So many people have been complaining about npower registration

If you need help in completing your registration
Buz me on
081 33 12 14 23

Pls who can apply, can my little cousin in 100 level apply?

OB3344:
Well , I have been thinking about this lately , what's the essence of getting married to a lady when one can as well look for a very pretty lady(so that your pikin go fine ) strike a deal with her to get pregnant for you and thereafter take the baby to be yours and remain being the NIGGAR that you've always been , to me I'll say it's better than going into a lifetime bondage(entangled marriage) with one bitch(whey go dey gi you attitude anyhow) , marriage is f**ked in 9ja abeg, guys what do you think?

Your lack of sense is hurting my laptop.

So that's how easy it is to take the baby, bah?
You will breast the baby and change diapers right?
U will take the baby to hospital for all necessary vaccination and treatment right?

Why do you use your short term memory to think about long term decisions?


Grow da fvck up and stop deceiving yaself by thinking with ya deek

He is a pervert

Calm down. You need a dermatologist. Your skin is reacting to something.

Badboibipo:
As for many guys I know including myself, when our boxers become old and raggedy we turn it to rag and use it to mop the floor or clean our dusty shoes. But I have never seen a female panties used as rag before so now I'm wondering what really happens to an old overused pant of a girl? What do you females do with it and how come I have never seen a rag panties like I see a rag boxer? Ladies come enlighten our ignorant minds

Face mask

Almusty6060:
My fellow Nairalanders, wish me happy married life as we set to tie the knot today

I personally wish you a happy married life. Do share pics here

charles2963:
This beauty is up for grabs. All document like insurance , road worthiness etc accessories,new battery- 90amps intact. Its buy and drive

Price

temmytee2309:
I'm typing this with my heart filled with sadness.
Waking up this morning was without any premonition about what's going to befall my and my family today.
I stayed with my single mom who's a private primary school teacher with a meagre salary of 30k, we've just been surviving by the grace of God.
My mom got a loan from her working place in the sum of 500k to start something on our land(we got it about 4years ago) because we just wanted to move out of where we are staying now... it's not befitting us at all, a leaking roof whenever it rains, smelly soakaway, and lots of useless experience in the house.
Preparation has started on the project, we've bought cement and ready to buy blocks untill this morning when i was already at the centre where i went to teach some children extra lesson in their home when mom called me at the same time sobbering that she started receiving debit alert on her phone.
I left that place Immediately to join her at her bank where she had gone to lodge complain, unfortunately she was told nothing can be done to it cos it was performed using POS/Web. I was devastated and crying myself while my mom was already crying like a baby.
We left the bank and continue our crying at home..... I cant even describe the whole thing.

The total amount the fraudsters got away with was 306k that was the remaining balance after we've purchased cements. She's been crying since the incident happened and i couldn't control myself either. I'm just getting myself now of which i know I'll still cry later.

Mind you, based on her salary, she's expected to pay for the loan plus interest for 5years.... Now all's gone without anything to show for it.

She's planning to sell the land and collect her money from the cement dealer to repay the loan and continue living in this rented apertment(if its worth caling the name).

The reason for my topic is that: we all know the way(shortcut 2 wealth) but whats keeping us from doing such is because of the consequences but I'm now ready to face it.
For someone to make my mom and I cry bitterly, I must avenge for my mom.
I want to delve into Yahoo and do whatever it takes to make the lost money back in multiple folds.... I mean do whatever it takes.

Please advise me........

Hushpuppi has been arrested, you may be next

Many times, I return the favor. I can nor come and die for any body

2extremes:
Please, I need someone that has a spare laptop to please give it out to me or borrow me till when I will be able to get my own.
Am a young guy learning website design but everything is stalled now due to my faulty laptop.
Am just idle at this moment and I wish to continue learning.
Please, I will appreciate any type of laptop provided it is working.
Thanks in anticipation.

You must be mentally lazy. Looking for laptop giveaway? I laugh, if you learned website design then you could as well use your phone to continue.

Why come here looking for free free stuff from strangers and expect a miracle out of the "goodness" of anyone's heart in this harsh times, are you for real? You clearly didn't reason this your planned request through.


Get a job, learn a free skill online here and hold Whatsapp classes that you can advertise here. Stop waiting for handouts.

Grow up and be responsible. If those who knew you physically would not give you a free laptop, then why are you expecting strangers to do the same. Hustle, hustle and learn how to make money with your phone and do it without telling sad stories hoping someone will give you free free awoof

Why? Because you can see her good works?

Just one good act, so thank God you are not God because no one wants a God that judges based in internet.

xpotless:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNwsOtpijzg

You have not grown

Pheurly:
Bro it's not as if I turned a deaf ear... I preach in church though... I'm not that bad as you think..I'm not even a bad .. When I mean crazy shit... I meant.. Doesn't mean s** or anything related to that... Thanks anyways
The needful, how?.. Pls tell me more

Read my message again. The answer is there. Next time put complete information if you want complete counsel and find a spiritual mentor and a spiritual father fast

Palantir:
A profitable business for sale

A busy business centre together with a mobile office in another location built on a van offering varied services with nine(9) staff are up for sale on Lagos island.
 exotically built mobile office/home on a Mercedes sprinter van
 ten(10) working/serviceable colour & black-on white photocopiers
 a 2-room separate offices for manager & customers
 three(3) working desktop computers
 two(2) working laptop computers
 1 no.Wifi modem
 a six-foot drinks chiller
 three(3) ceiling fans
 1 no. Binding machine
 2 nos. Small & giant staplers
 exotic executive desk & visitors sofas
 1 no.24-inch new led tv
 1 no.Gotv decoder
 1 no.Window a/c unit
 1 no.7kva petrol gen.
 1 no. 5kva petrol gen. (new)
 1 no. 7.5kva diesel gen. (requires a kick-starter only)
 2 nos. Canon passport printers
 1 no. Camera for photos
 large customer-base

business & its location are excellent with daily money.

What's the price?

Pheurly:
Good morning... I noticed for some time now, happening for years though...
I'm a young guy 19.. Right from birth I had a calling to become a pastor... Most churches I went to..they prophesy to me or my parents... In 2017 i Was coming from church with my friends... Then suddenly a man from no where.. Just came out... I thought maybe I offended d man or something, I'm good at whining pple... But it appeared I've never seen him... He was pointing.. These re his words he was pointing at my friend then as if something told him to turn to me and he said "I want to warn you go and learn how to preach for you will become a... I didn't get the last part of wat he said... He left... We turned we nor see am again....
Most times... Anywhere I go, even if I'm doing thing like a crazy thing. u shld understand... Then suddenly they will start calling me pastor. .. Anywhere I go to, pastor.... I don't do things to show I'm a pastor..
I do some bad things too... But still get a pastor....
Is it okay....?
Just this morning... My friend in the Uni... Just wrote pastor as a message to me....this is someone we talk abt girls, do some crazy shit.. I don't understand ooo... I'm just there nii... Thinking since?
Is it okay?
Wat shld I do?

Young man it is clear uou are already wasting your life despite many warnings and visions. So what exactly are you doing here, asking strangers for help, do you think it is cute? Are you not seeing how the world hates pastors these days because of how loose they are with women and prophesies and many other things?

Rather than spend your life learning how to be an original man of God or cleaning up your playful sinful ways, you are here asking for help, which help?

Pls you know what to do so stop deceiving yourself. There many true men of God, follow them, be a disciple and cut off from your online addiction. Hurry before your destiny is replaced with lust for money and women and you open church with demonic powers just to make money.


No one will help you anymore, you have heard too many warnings and you turned a deaf ear. So do the needful before it's too late.

saheed2325:
Good morning nairalander, I'm sorry to bother us but I need to safe my marriage and my extended family. I have this uncle who is very good to me and we are both doing well together but the problems is that he has a lot of female relationship outside his matrimonial home but my wife always feel insecure anytime he sees him doing that because he always has that sense that I might pick out of his female relationship behavior but I'm not the type. Anytime she discuss his family with me, we do pick up fight because I don't believe in the saying that the sheep that flock with dog shall eat shit.

Protect your uncle but save yourself from his ways

Reelafonja:
Dear nairalanders,as we all know it has been a while since this pandemic of a thing started and it is hitting me real hard.i am a student and my side hustle has been crippled due to the lockdown.so am thinking of exploring my other talents which writing is one of them,I ve been hearing of sites that pay people to write but I don't know any of them please put me through.Help a bro out.

here is my digit:08023609039.

09080, 390041

0705 368 36, 24

Contact them

MustFindLove:
Really? Why do you say so, sis?

Maybe you should visit the romance section and go to previous pages and see how men here treat us, everything is about sex, it is rare to see godly ones who want true friendship. It would have been better if you asked for friends first,

The best way to get a spouse is on Instagram, join matchmaking handles and submit your request and they will ensure they interrogate the men who want to meet you and filter them so you get exactly or almost exactly what you want. They may charge you a small fee but it would be worth it.

You should not need to go through the stress of asking the questions and directly meeting them first because men here are first liars just give them time and their true intentions will show forth.

Rebekah029:
Alright I'll do that....

If you heart is heavy pls talk to me.

MustFindLove:
I'm searching for love with a single Nigerian man between 31 to 40. I've never been married and have no kids.

I'm not particular about tribe but your religion should be Christian.

Qualities I'm looking for: ethical, principled, caring, honest, faithful, transparent, responsible, no kids.

As the title states the end goal is marriage if all goes well (we've to get to know each other first, of course).

I'm Nigerian but reside outside Nigeria. For easier communication you can add me on Whatsapp: 1-510-369-5394. Or email me: thesearchforlove2020@gmail.com. Serious inquiries only.

This is a dangerous place for such an innocent request.

bodybuilder:
The thought of a man fucking one pusssy his whole life or a woman being stuck with one diick is unrealistic.

I really don't think it's in our nature to monogamous.

Let us stop deceiving ourselves. Monogamy is based on love. But in reality love doesn't exist.

Romantic relationships in reality are not based on love but on batter of utility.

Utilities such as financial provision, sexual prowess, looks, emotional availability etc.

All pusssies ain't the same. All dick ain't the same too.
Some feel better than the others


Let us burry the thought of expecting our partners to be loyal

Bury the thought of expecting your husband resisting that hot sexy young girl, who can provide better sexually utility than you.

Also bury the expectation of your wife resisting that handsome fit man that can fvck better than you.

We all have fantasies

In a nutshell, monogamy is not natural. Stop forcing humans to go against their natural desires and needs.

You're fool if you believe in one man one woman relationships.

Don't get all crazy when you find out your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband cheating.

Stop murdering your partner for cheating.

Psychologically you forget that Jealousy is also a human nature.

If we are not animals then we can not condescend to the animalistic hormonal demands that lacks intelligence and control.


I would rather that you build your mind than your body. If monogamy was a scam then
Sons will fvcc mothers, daughters would be intimacy gadgets in the home, strangers will be entertained by sex and procreation will loose its meaning.


Just because you don't have self control does not mean you should claim monogamy is scam just to feel comfortable with your lack of discipline.

Imagine living in such a world, then sex will be as cheap as 'good morning' & it will loose its sacredness and value.

Monogamy is the control given to sex because it has the tendency to make anyone go crazy. True Love is when a person chooses monogamy.

Pls reconsider this and stop thinking the wrong way. Any society without laws is a cannibalistic zoo

Tempo1644:
Please I might be very blunt, pls ignore.
Firstly, let me say little about myself, I'm a guy in his prime age and very ambitious, I strongly desire to be a very successful entrepreneur in this life. and this has made me to always come up with several ideas of entrepreneurship businesses even though i'm employed with a pretty good job, and I strongly believe in team work when it comes to business development.

Now my issue, most of my close circle of friends (the 'team' I am supposedly to rely on) are also young professionals and are doing very well for themselves too but are mostly not compatible with my quest for being on top. for example;
One lacks passion to make money, when i say 'making money' i don't mean through an illicit means, the other doesn't like book (any type of book), while one or two of the others are just low-IQ-friends that are mostly good for parties and hangouts.

So please guy, how can i make new quality friends.

Your contributions are appreciated.

Are you a quality friend?

You don't need to ask if you are such a friend. You will always attract what you are.

Why not start by commenting meaningfully here on NL and they will locate you.

Civil War has started

JGreg:
I transacted with one KINGSLEY OKWANDU with access bank account number lost 20k to this guy in the name of sending me J MINER app for Bitcoin mining....all these happened between the space of 1 week(16/06/20 to 22/06/20)

I have called and pleaded with no avail,so guys never be in a hurry to get something of high value no matter how sweet it sound, patience is key.

Here are screenshots of my debit alert to him

it is an old nairaland scam.
You should have double checked rather than trusting him. It is good you made this thread so others who are wise enough to double check can be safe

OpenYourEyes1:
If the ALMIGHTY is a GOD of law & order, and does things according to HIS laid down rules from the beginning , why bother HIM to do things that are against HIS rules or what HE destined to be? Always understand why it's important to let HIS will be done in your life. Don't always bother HIM to do what HE didn't destine for you. Whenever you ask HIM to do something for you always remember it has to be according to HIS purpose for your life. Things will be much easier and better for you if you understand this.

The first thing is to know that His Purpose is always Good not evil.

The Next thing is to discover that purpose

Finally when you ask after the discovery it will be according to his will because you already know what you are asking for is in line with his will.