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Sex is maths

Teknoteableblog:
pls some one should teach me how to create paypal/payoneer account that can receive money and also send. pls i need it for free cos i dey broke. No insult abeg

No one will teach you sorry, if you have data to be begging then you have data to go to YouTube to learn it for free.


Go to YouTube and type your request there and you will see it. No need coming here. No one has time to be teaching for free

This Op has finished scamming people using his old NL username, then he is now using this new one to lead gullible greedy people to his fake telegram group.

Only greedy people fall for scam

Baiysam:
Well it happened sometime in April where he promised to trade on Binomo because I have a little Trading experience and I lost alot on it. This guy promised to trade Binomo for me. He told me to send 10k as capital which I sent.

Though you may feel it's small but I am student hustling and what pains me was that it was during the lockdown and no means of survival that was my last 10k in my account for feeding. Chai I fasted, And I am from the West, I school in the North with no relative. Called the guy tire he barred my number. This might save someone else from being scammed.

Thanks

Post his pics, username, bank details. That's how to deal with him

toyotamuscle:
confess all your sins here.did you kill anybody?dis u kill that your beat friend? if you didn't kill anybody then you are just a frustrated human being.u the see woman for dream cos she get pikin for you.then what will davido and 2face be seeing per night.

So you are a digital pope or priest right? He should confess to you here. Pls don't make light of this guy's issues.

gbami:
I remembered having wet dreams as a teenager back in the days...I thought it was spiritual,I banded and casted the spirit many times, until i was told it happens to every young chap by a Dr..
Since then...I don't reject p.ssies in the dreams..

LOL your experience of wet dreams is the common one. Many women in their 40s still bedwet, so don't downplay what you have not experienced. Life is bigger than u

Enyimbafc:
Please i need an advice,My mother was given a loan of 5 million naira and she is requisted to pay it back in 3 years time.Please what type of business do you think she can do with it.She resides in the northern part of the country,although she is from the the east.

We don't know your mother biko. We don't know your area in the north, businesses have specific locations where they can thrive.

Let her invest it in a farm and earn her profit every 4months.


We can not correctly predict anything for her, we don't know her strengths and weaknesses or her character traits.... So you know her. You can invest the money till you discover what to do.

EarthFireH2o:
Sorry to bore everyone out this early, just I have run out of thoughts and ideas and i decided to push to my elders on this forum,
Ignore my grammatical errors please, na only 5% of student remain im inside me...

So here's my story

I've got this friend James (not real name though)
So James happened to have a friend they met up online and got chatting, Ada (not her real name too) had been chatting with James for quite a while and they've grown fond of each other, though Ada had to let James know that shes got a boyfriend and she cant cheat on him, and James also told her hes got a girl too (which wasnt totally true) and would just be friends with her, so James did tell me bout her and only told me he wanted her for Friends with Benefits, since that was what was available as he wasnt looking to love currently, so fast forward to some months later, after persuasion Ada traveled to meet up with James, so they were together and James invited Me over to come meet with her for introductions, and I did, said Hi and left, flashforward to some weeks later I got to find out James had fallen completely in love with which was against his earlier promise of just having her as Friends with Benefits,

Here's the twist though
Some days back Ada just suddenly told James she doesnt love him anymore but she wants Me,
Yeah I was surprised too when he told me, but Ada told James blatantly that she doesnt love him despite all his tales of love he's been telling her, but that she loves Me, and wants to be with me, she even went ahead to start a conversation with me and actually told me that she loves me and wants to be with me, much to the dismay of james, he keeps proffessing love to her, but she keeps saying she doesnt love him and it's me she loves, so when she did tell me and James confirmed it too, I then told James we should play along to find out what shes playing at cause it's all but confusing why she would just see me and say shes fallen in love with me and wants to be with me even knowing James is a friend, she keeps telling me she cant sleep at night without thoughts of me, she says she just wants to feel my body on hers and all that

I would've loved to keep up with her (like continue going with the flow) but James is finding it hard to keep up with anything and it's really getting to him cause he wasnt expecting to fall deeply in love with her like this and wants her only....

Question now is
What do I do??
Do I back out from trying to find out what shes driving at cause it's quite confusing
Even if I do, she claims not to love James and would never have anything to do with him
James is crazily in love with her now and doesnt even think straight anymore...


I'll be in the comments section to see what my elders have to say

Is love so cheap that it can be thrown around like a ball to whomever one chooses?

See better go for prayers, that girl is an evil agent. Something is morally and spiritually wrong. You have something glorious about u more than your friend and she wants it then moves on to the next victim.


Run for your life.

gbami:
Have You Ever Noticed That It Is Only African Women That Always Have " Spirit Husbands" ..I Feel Those Spirit Husbands Discriminates Against Whites, African-American, Asian Women...
Fvck Those Spirit Husbands...They Seem To Like African Pussy Too Much...

Please, Someone Should Explain The Reason Why?

It is only Africans that see sex in the dream as a problem.

It is a spiritual problem to everyone in the world but some move on, others choose to become Mike Tyson and fight.

Admissionclass:
Good morning you all wish you all a splendid Wednesday.
I have a question for you all and it goes like this ;since you were born what have you gained from one Nigeria? please don't be hypocritical here.as a sensible and educated youth or adult do you think this this country is going towards a positive direction is Nigeria going to be a good place for you unborn children or the next generation .please give me a tangible reason why Nigeria should be one.

Naija laws are flexible.
Naija has given me sense for many things, I have gained true meaning of life...
Nigeria forces your mind to think for yourself

My ability to survive in Nigeria has helped me in other countries.

What is "This Country".... It is Me and You.

So if you are making progress than Nigeria is making progress. All other excuses are useless.

adrian3000:
Please would 3.5 million be enough to construct a 2 bedroom, a parlour, a dining, kitchen and toilet?
Constructive answers would do just fine. Thank you

It is both yes and no.

See building is based on location.

Your money is enough if you were in ibadan, ondo or edo but not Lagos or Abuja

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LogTM:
I am very interested in traveling, not for greener pastures alone, but to be honest I think I just want to be on my own.

This desire has made me become a ghost in my own town. Nothing interest me. I am in my twenties, I am supposed to be living life and enjoying myself, but nope, I feel trapped.

I look at my mates as they run about living their life. Trying to impress lectures by carrying lecturers bags. I see them dress to impress girls. I see them trying to build good reputation among their peers. I see them forming big boys and big girls. I see them gossip about each other and trying hard to rank high in their social circle.

But I only wonder how they are able to enjoy it. I don't feel the same way.

I don't care if you say I'm not handsome. I don't care about their gossips. I burn bridges with friends very easily, like burning candle.

I hate when people bother about my business. I hate my neighbors for listening to my conversation on phone. I hate people for trying to drag me into their lives by embarrassing me - i.e by trying to gossip negatively about me to make me angry and try to prove myself to them - my reaction is always something that they never expected. I hate people for staring at me. I hate when people comment on my life. I hate it when someone sits close to me in the library when there is enough space to sit apart from each other.

I don't know if it's because everyone knows me and my family here, but I just don't feel it here. I feel trapped.

Every time I get annoyed I dream of leaving. Going away, being on my own, and meeting with new people that share the same ideas with me. I dream of walking in a park somewhere that is not here, carefree and unbothered by anyone. But it's just a day dream.

I have started noticing that this dream makes me calm when I get really angry.

But it is so wrong. Wrong because it means I am saving my best life for the future i.e when I get to migrate. It's so wrong because my parents need me to be with them. I feel saddened when I remember my parents will be lonely if I leave. It's so wrong for so many reasons.

But yet that's the only thing I seem to have interest in. Because now I have burned so many bridges and done certain things that moving will be the best move to save my name.

I feel trapped.

You don't need money to travel, you just need to leave and NEVER return.

izicode1:
I will discuss everything about a mentor here, but I aim to teach you how to get quality mentors for free or paying just a little.

Sourcing and paying for the services of a mentor is the most neglected part of starting a business in Nigeria and Africa in general. And that is why success hardly spread in Africa and Nigeria as it does in other parts of the world

There are two ways to this problem in Nigeria. And the problems are:

1. The mentors or those that suppose to serve as mentors are not ready to mentor people
2. The startups are not ready to pay for the service of a mentor

Before I go into details of getting a mentor or paying for a mentor, I will like to ask this question, who is a mentor?
The need for this question is high because most people mistake a business coach or consultant to a mentor.

Who is a Mentor?

A mentor is that woman or man that is well experienced and has recorded success in the field of business or any area you want to go into.
The difference between a business coach or consultant and a mentor is that a business coach has a general knowledge of how to start and run business.

While a mentor has an in-depth knowledge of a particular area of specialization, such as online business, transportation business, agric business, and many more.

What are The Benefits of a Mentor?


The benefits of a mentor cannot be overemphasized. Let me make it clear here, without a mentor the chances of your business surviving are very slim.

Without a mentor, it will take you 10 good years to learn and master what should have taken you 3 months or 6 months.
Also, without a mentor, it will cost you 1000X financially against the normal cost of starting or running the business.

Hardly will you be successful without a mentor, and if you are, you must have seen hell that you are not supposed to have experienced

I will boldly tell you never to think of starting a business without getting a practicing mentor in that area of the business you are planning to go into.

How Much Are Willing to Pay for a Mentor?

The services of a real and reliable mentor are not cheap at all. In the USA the least price for a mentor is $500/hour. When converted to Naira is over 200K.

So, are you ready to pay over 200k to be mentored? Over 90% of Nigerians I interviewed said No. I asked why, and they said it is very expensive.

Recently, someone called me after reading one of my posts here and said he has 2 million Naira for business but he needs my mentorship.
I told him my bill, he promised calling back, and I know that was a polite way of saying it is too expensive.

The reality is that no amount of money you will pay to get a business right from the onset that is big or expensive.
In fact, if anybody tells you that your service is expensive remind him of your value.

After all, both Roll Royce and Toyota are cars, but the difference in price is not measurable.

How to Get a Mentor Free

I have been mentored by renowned businessmen and women using the tip you are about reading. I have been mentored by world online business guru using the tip.

My approach is simple, I will write or contact the mentor with words like this: by research and reviews I read online, it is obvious that the cost of your mentorship really worth it.

I wish I could afford to pay for it, but obviously I can’t. But I have a skill that I can trade to get your mentorship.

I am a good writer, if there is any content you will want me to write regarding your business no matter the number, I will for your mentorship.
In case, you don’t need a writing job, I am versatile, so I am open to carry out some assignments that will help me secure a spot in your mentorship class.

I am ready to complete the task before enrolling, This is to show you how committed I am to get you to mentor me.
Above all, I will like to tell the world that my success is hinged to your mentorship.
Result:

Most times, they give me free access without any assignment
Hope I have made your day on the need for a mentor:

I can mentor you on the following:

1. Affiliate marketing

I am a professional affiliate marketer and have been making a living from it. Just take a look at one of my affiliate sites https://www.clicktobest.com/ I will soon publish an article on how much this site makes for me from Amazon monthly.

2. Blogging

I will mentor you on blogging from scratch to at least 200k monthly. These two sites give men more than that monthly https://www.relaxedmode.com/ and https://naijabizextra.com/

3. Export Business

At a time or back then 2010, I was the youngest exporter in this country. I was one of the pioneers of charcoal export in Nigeria. Proof, Google for izicode export Nigeria, the information there is mine or read more at https://www.relaxedmode.com/how-to-start-export-business-in-nigeria-step-by-step-guide/

4. Web content writing

The simplest and smartest way to make money online today is via web content writing. It is very simple because you will pay little or no attention to normal English writing rules. It is very profitable because you can easily be ranking your content on Google even without any form of backlinks.

Over 29 contents on https://www.clicktobest.com/ are ranking on the first page of Google, which is why it brings so much money for me. You too can do that with the right mentorship

5. Transportation business

Presently, I have one of the successful transportation company (Keke) in Bayelsa state. In a few weeks, I will launch a comprehensive video training on how to start and run a profitable transportation company based on experience. Read more here https://www.relaxedmode.com/transport-business-in-nigeria/

And many more
The cost of my one-on-one mentorship is N150k, unless if you have anything to offer for an exchange.

Happy reading.

Nice

Eulalia:
Why are you always sounding bitter?
Just take it easy. Ok?

ok ma

Pls go and prepare for church.

Church is in the heart. Don't come here and open thread on a topic that makes no sense.

It's all about serving God. Focus on that

chelseamann:
I actually don't have any problem with the church, pastor or any member.
It's just that my heart is no longer in the church, as in, I am just forcing myself to attend it's Sunday services and because of the fact that my heart is not there, I don't enjoy the services unlike before.

Few tips on why I lost interest:
1. The church is too close to my house
2. The environment is quite not presentable
3. It's more of a family church,
4. The way his son( the junior pastor runs the church as if it's his personal business, too authoritative).
Honestly, I totally fell out of love with the church and I wish to change.
So what's the best way to do that without hurting or causing problems??

Just move on, walk away, you owe no one.

Kennedyiheme02:
First off let me start by saying i dont supoort rape and i am against any form of sexual molestation....

I see alot of dumb people carrying placards inscribed "STOP RAPING OUR GIRLS" i dont want to believe the message is for the rapists in the society because i dont understand why these activists beleive the rapists would suddenly grow a conscience and say... "oh they are protesting, let me stop raping" this is even going to arouse rapists, its like a sadistic addiction.... you wonna stop rape? How about you wear something not reavealing try covering yourself up... hey I'm not saying girls who cover up dont get raped but its a step to securing yourself.... dont go to a guys house not expecting sex.. just stay your house or meet in a public place.. these precautions would increase chances of not getting raped not social media outrage...

Wrong and myopic. Many were raped by fathers and uncles in the same house.

Only two things can stop rape in the long run.

Death penalty
Ban on PORRN in every sense of it.


Once these happens... It will take about 50-100years but it will work.

The clamor for SAY NO TO RAPE is hypocritical because many of them with placards have porrnhub accounts and get aroused by only violent rough content.

So you see why the world is going to hell?

Smithwilliams826:
Hello guys, Do you know I earn $2 daily without registration fee?
How?
I post online and get upvotes. Those upvotes are earn me my money. 100 upvotes earn you $0.5, and I get more than 500 upvotes.
How cool is that?
I still get some extra when I view and comment on peoples post.
If you are ready to earn just like me place your WhatsApp no.

You are the one who needs people so post your own number.


It's just unwise to be asking people to post their private numbers here. Do you know majority of those who see this post are not members of nairaland? So what makes u think they will go through the stress of registering just to post number.... This is y u can't get lots of people

Post your number

What is happening in Edo state. This is terrible

It has begun. A new trend

KingAzubuike:
Coincidentally, the bible seems to even support rape. All you gotta do is pay her bride price and you're as free as a bird.

Exodus 22: 16-17

If a man seduces a virgin who is not betrothed and sleeps with her, he shall give the bride-price for her and make her his wife. If her father utterly refuses to give her to him, he shall pay money equal to the bride-price for virgins.

Your illiteracy is appalling, you clearly saw SEDUCE, yet you still say the Bible supports rape.


It is clear you will only see what you want to see.

Bossonboard:
I do one night stand for a living, how do I break this circle? No matter how classy, sexy and beautiful a lady are, moment I get the cookie, I friend zone you. I thought it was only African girls, but I have tried other race still the same. I don't believe in love but I value family and will like to have a home some day. If you had experience this how do you overcome it?

If you are really desperate then come to a page on Instagram that helps sensitive issues, I can help you

@paradiseofsweetness_k

Phazkid:
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For those that have an app and want to publish it on playstore, u can chat me up at affordable price

For those that have website, and want to build it to an app to earn from admob, I can help u with that

For those that are interested in creating an app and publishing on playstore, and start earning from admob, u can chat me up for more

WhatsApp: 08064587884

So if I have 200 people download my game app, how much can I make daily

GuyWise101:
Hmmmmn, Xvideos, Xnxx and other porn sites are gradually but seriousely changing my way of life towards women.


Does it now mean that somebody's wife can't now tie her wrapper in peace without me looking at her hoping I will see her undies...


Even the girl that sold me pineapple in the afternoon was not left out as I was peeping in the hope I will see her breas.t...


My neighbors no longer allow me near their female children, (they say my eye no good)



The thing on my mind now is 'if you no close am well, I go look am'.


I am not a perv.

You are not a perv

You are a twisted PEERRVERRRT

sacajawea:
I got her No but after some days the Number stopped going.
No she did not block me, cos I tried to call the Same No with many Different Numbers

Don't drop the number here, I suggest u track it. Go to ikeja and find anyone doing traces. Then u will know where she is.