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Thank God for his life. May God bless you for coming to his rescue.

I think addressing the public will save us all these suspense
We are his subjects, so we need to know what is going on.

She calls it fashion, I call It madness.

Zombies now wail more than wailers.

oladoja1:
CRO has come to my rescue, they have gievn the guy 24 hours

Dear good morning
How did you do it? I have a friend who is facing same issue

Magicmichael:
Long live MMM

Good morning dear.
So people are still being matched? I have bn trying to get help but its saying "status deleted, order_create-error".
Pls how did you do yours?

murphyibiam15:
wao...ur native tongue sounds like that of ohaozara

Really?

murphyibiam15:
seems u are from ohaozara

No dear. I'm full blooded Ezza bea

SuperBlack:
Abakiliki attacking Abakiliki. When Fulani animals will come to attack them now, they would want the Weak President to come and carry Gun and defend them.

Oga! I don't really think you read the post. It is Cross river attacking Abakaliki and not the other way round.

Daniel058:
NDU NKALENGU!! UNU HANA ANYI GA-ANYI KPATA NKU HUBE OGU!!



NDU KROSS RIVER, BU GUNU B'ANYI MERU UNU??

ODUKWA EJO EJI NWUNNE! ......... CHUKWU MERE NDIYA EBERE.

But that old currency make sense pass the new ones....... I swear.

Good of you Neymer.

Tinubutoto:
liar, nobody paid u a dime

Stop posting rubbish cus I was paid yesterday.

PinkStarsFallIn:
Have you ever had to exchange words with a die hard MMM member?
Those ones u look at while they are talking so pationately and you wondering
If they have brains at all or they are high on oxytocin

I am not at war with MMMites, I am a Nigerian and I know how hard and difficult it is to live in a country
Where 1 dollar is 495naira, or where kerosine goes for as high as 500naira
Or where petrol sells as high as 145naira and even on d vedge of more increase.
Our politicians and leaders are thieves and our financial institutions are not helping us either
But in d face of all this, do we really need to start feeding on each other's flesh to survive?

MMM kills but yet, it is not illegal to engage in it, if you wish to engage in it fine, but please stop insulting our inteligence and cajoling other less Witty members of the populace with the following ideologies

1. MMM OPERATES ON CROWDFUNDING like seriously? Do you even know what crowd funding is? Do you know crowd funding conflicts with the main ideology of MMM which is "peer to peer system"
What is crowdfunding?
Crowdfunding is by definition, “the practice of funding a project or
venture by raising many small amounts of money from a large number of people,
typically via the Internet.”

Yes, MMM involves members who are friends,customers,colleagues,neighbours,that we know, but are we realy pooling resources together? Are we aiming for a particular sum in capital to engage on a project for on MMM?
*Crowd funding must involve a central account(s) on which everyone who wants to pool funds must pay into those designated account. Does MMM have a central account? I thought you say it is peer to peer, so where do you "pool" your funds?
*Crowd funding must have a perceived sum in view in which members can know how much has been pooled together at any time
Does MMM has this feature? Can we know how much has been invested in d system?
Crowd funding is an example of when we contributed for OJBs surgery not each n everyone paying to individual accounts n calling it crowdfunding.

2. MMM is like your local esusu or credit n thrift society: I laugh really, I heard this from a graduate n I was amazed.
Do you know how a reasonable credit society works?
A member contributes 1k for 5monts =5k
He asks for help. He can be allowed 100% of what he had put into the society. I.e 10k
This is where mmmites definition stops. They wunt tell you that you are to payback the whole 10k
You collected + interest even tho small like a meager 6% ontop. So, you must payback 10,600 naira back into the society.
Is this how MMM operates? No, you put 5k in MMM u get 6500 + 20$ and you are not under obligation to pay back.
Even when u desire to plough back u can decide to put in 1k, so inverably u card away with d rest, but mind u, u still have
300 naira to enjoy from that your 1k at the end of d month. So, please where is the balance in d system?
MMM operates on the basis of free money while credit society operates on the basis of complete restitution with additional interest
Payback for its members. So, please it does not work like a cooperative society.
Even in the normal ajo u do in ur office. The fact that u collect 1st 50k from a 5 man ajor means u will pay back 10k in 5months.
That is a balanced system of needs.

3. Provide help and Get help : this is what some use to deceive you that u are a philanthropist in the system.
That your name is in the hall of fame as a benevolent member of the society.
You provide help of 100k and you in turn Get help of 130k. This is what the Pharisees n saducess will have engaged in in Jesus time
Sheer hypocrisy. You are only robbing someone in a digital sense cos your 30k is not justified on any ground.
This is why this scheme is plain immoral even though not illegal.

4. MMM has made people millionaires, it saves lives(financial independence) : guys no one is disputing you can make millions on MMM
Someone said if not for MMM he/she would not have gotten his present job. He had excess money from someone that has
Just paid him and as such could travel to a distant place to take an interview.
MMM helped him do a world class wedding, buy his first car, complete his new house, revive his business.
Yes, it does this. But for each n every of those success stories, lies hundreds of people with woes tale.
How different are you from that person that went to do juju so other people's success will come to him?
You have only gained n enriched yourself with other people pain n poverty. You my friend are killing people's destiny.

5.MMM is a business/investment after all you have seen from 1-4 I need not beat too much about this, it is neither both.
You just climbing other people's head to make it, my brother, it's a desperation for money that is driving you into this
The same desperation that makes people do money rituals and sell human parts for money.
Yours however is a digital and online ritual, that is how bad it is if u let your mind free n see MMM and others for what they are.

Gone are the days people post life changing information on investment and business section.
Alot have learnt skills and trade on NL here, I personally learnt importation and graphic designing here.
I learnt hardcore excel here, I got ideas from smart people here, but it's all on a decline because of MMM
All u see is, invest 1000 and get 100,000 in 24hrs, please all this must stop, if MMM dies, dey all die too
And intuitive people can come back online to share ideas. Let's use wisdom to help ourselves out not feeding on each other through useless referral bonuses. It's killing our creativity.
Thank you

Cc seun, lalasticlala, mynd44 too much education can never be enough it's lack of education that can kill

Op dey there the carry MMM matter for head like say na your business.......
I just got help now..... Haters should go and hug transformer.
Long Live MMM.

My his gentle soul rest in peace

Nixiepie:
This our mumu gov can never do this.....smh

Common sense is not common any way.........
When next u see a topic you no nothing about, just do yourself a favor and pass. No one will penalize you for not commenting, it will do you more good than you showcasing your ignorance.

[quote author=stephmiracle post=51566884][/quote]My Dear it's not easy but with God everything is possible.

Big Ameeeeeeeeeeeeen to your prayers

SharkTank:
Is the man by the left Ekumakama?

No. He's Kelechi Eric Igwe, the deputy governor of Ebonyi state.



Ride on my amiable Governor, the only Iron gate of Ebonyi state.......

femi4:
The weekend is wow!....waiting for Barca to seal it

You can say that again o

Favouredmom:
What is happening here? Una wan use mentions kill person ni? Abeg shift bumps make I see road

So Jehovah has done it in my life. My son and daughter have arrived. My life has changed completely. Yes we ported!

I give glory to the one and only true God who alone can do what no man can do and who specialises in the impossibilities.


That vigilante of a sturv is noh a funny somtin mehn
BS will come later

Yepaaaa! Congrats ma'am. God bless your new ones, my they be source of good news to you family.

Team December pls more of the porting jor, we need more people our tea.
#teamnovemberlikenoother#

Conclusion of my bs


I continue with the exercise till I had no strength again...... Fast forward to 6pm......... When the nurses saw that Labour wasn't progressing even with the heavy contractions, they decided to induce Labour by inserting one tablet into my jajina....... May God forgive the inventor of that drug. Me that was already having painful contractions, the pain became raise to power 100.

The nurses took turn to check my vj only for them to say that the cervix is still close, and I said what? After this pain?....
After seeing that the induction they did had no effect on me, they placed me on drip and injected two hot injection into the drip..... Omo! come and see speaking in tongue, the pain was out of this world. My hubby was restless, he did all the massage in this world to relieve the pains.. for where? The pains was increasing... He went on his knees and began to pray.

I finished the drip still there was no progress, I told the nurses I wanted cs but they refused, I called my hubby to order them for cs which he did but they refused........... I told hubby if anything happens to my baby I won't spare anybody including him........ I told them to come and bring my baby out, that even if I couldn't make it that my hubby will take care of my baby....... Then I thought I was going to die but I wanted do anything to save my baby.
I called my pastors to pray for me...... It was after the prayers I saw that the nurses wanted to place me on another drip...... I was like 'nurse another drip? Hope you will be here to hold me when the pains starts'? She said yes that it's her work to do that.

They placed me on the second drip with 3 hot injection this time...... Cheeeeeez come and see pain that I will never wish for my enemies talk more of my friends nor love ones.
Each time the contraction comes, I just feel like to break the iron close to me, my strength was excess that the nurses couldn't stand my power.
They kept checking my vj to know if it has opened.................... This was when the devil want to exercise his power.......... They nurses checked me again only for them to find out that my cervix that was about 7cm before has closed again but they can feel my baby's head down my vj. By then, the second drip have already finished.
My hubby came to them and asked for the next option since they tried inducing severally but is not working......... One of the nurses said she's MUTE that she doesn't know what else to do... At this point I lost faith , but my only hope is that my baby's heartbeat was still OK not minding that my water broke over 9hrs ago.
One of the nurses went down on her knees and started singing and praying, other nurses and I joined her to pray, while hubby was outside crying and praying this was around some minutes to 9pm. After the prayers one of the nurses checked me and said "yes it has opened," and I said that means I should push? she told me not yet, that I should push after 3 heavy contractions,.... I started counting, after 3 contractions I told her pls come I want to push, she asked me how many times I said three ma.... She asked me to push on the next one, on the next contraction I pushed once and my baby's head came out, I was about pushing the second time when the nurses said I should stop pushing.... That was after noticing that there was a rope on my baby's neck she cut the rope and asked me to continue pushing only for her to notice that another two ropes was still on my baby's neck, she had to cut it and I pushed the second time only for my baby's remaining part that was stocked inside me to jump out same time with the placenta, immediately the whole pain disappeared .
I heard my baby crying, I shouted 'I made it' I'm now a mother.

I forgot to mention that I was given little tear. Later the nurse stitched my tear and I was taking to my bed where they brought my baby to me.


Wishing the remaining waddling mamas easy and save delivery.


To our ATC mamas, 2017 shall not pass you by.

To everyone in this forum, I want to say thank you all for your support and advises, you all made it come to reality E-kisses to you.
To mummy Zenie, capoo iomoge2, November mamas you guys are too much, heart you to the moon.

Pls mamas, pardon my long epistle and typographical error no time to read back o baby has woken up.


cc iomoge2

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER O!

MY BS

it all started on Saturday being 5th of November, when I was laying down on the bed... I felt something like drop off water came out from my pussy twice, I went to the bathroom to check after the second one, only for me to discover that I had already wet my pant.... After some time I began to have contractions but wasn't serious nor steady.

This same painless/in regular contractions continued till Sunday being 6th of November, around 10pm same Sunday, the contraction became more regular and painful, Dh said we should call my nurse but I insisted we wait till the next day. By 12am been 7th of November , the contraction became more severe and unbearable, I told hubby to be timing it for me. By 4am, hubby went and picked my nurse, when she came she checked and said I was 4cm gone.... And that we should head to the hospital since I was having heavy and steady contractions that I might give birth latest by 8am, that was how we moved to the hospital that early morning .

When we got to the hospital she asked me to engage in some exercise to fasten delivery, that I started but will always stop each time I'm being hit with contraction.

Good morning to all waddling mamas, how is the pushing ministry going?

Congrats to those of us that have seen our LO.... May they be source of abundant blessings to our various families.

To our ATC mamas, may our good Lord perform eleventh hour miracle in your life in this remaining days of 2016.



To my wonderful capoo iomoge2, I'm wishing you & darling happy wedding anniversary.. Hubby is in the LARGE Lane, this is what I call BH(BOLD and Handsome).
How is my Zoey baby? Hope she's cool?

I know I have been Mia. Vigilante is real oooo but I refuse to owe Bs.

bolseas:
God is great! God is wonderful.

I welcome my princess on 11/11/16 thru elective CS.

mother,baby, are fine.

full BS later.

cc: capo iomoge2.

Yepaaaa! Congrats teamie. May she be a blessing to your family........... Wishing you quick recovery.

Florena:
Who goes there!

Akorede is here!

He decided to meet mom and dad this morning, 7am ish, weighing 3.5kg via VD with little tear.

My people who birth plan help, I nearly tear my husband pata!

I wan sleep small. Kilzeez!

Congrats ma'ma. May he be a source of unlimited joy to your family

oshey01:
Birth Alert

my princess Mildred made her grand entrance yesterday morning 2:45am via V.D, weighing 3.4kg.

Bs later.

Congrats mummy on the arrival of your new one

XX01:
Who is still up? Birth Alert!!

My Prince came on the 14th of November via scheduled CS weighing 3.7kg. His name is actually Prince.

He came on my parents wedding anniversary. Lost my mum so I am so happy to have my baby remind me of her.

My baby sleeps like a lamb. No vigilante yet and he doesn't cry.

Cc iomoge2

Congrats teamie. God bless your Prince.
You are officially welcomed to vigilante group.

Blessedmum:
Today is really a great day so many birth announcement, I rejoice with ur family our latest Iya ibeji @ Twogreatnations their arrival will bring multiple blessings to ur household ijn .

@ LadyMessi congrats on the arrival of your princess she is blessed ijn.

@ iomoge2 I like your spirit jare, nothing beats the joy of motherhood. Plz send my kisses to Zoe.

@ Covenantbabies, where have you been mama? it's been quite a long time.

Thanks ma'am

comtem2011:
Congratulations! Thank God for safe delivery.

Twogreatnations, congrats on the birth of ur twins, they are blessed.

iomoge2, ur teamies dropping it like hau.te

Safe delivery to the remaining waddling mamas.

Covenant Babies' dust to our ATC mothers.

Thanks ma'am

iomoge2:
Wao. Claps! Claps!! Claps!!! Jumping about happily.
Welcome Princess. Momma and your internet aunties love u like kilode

Thanks my capoo of Life....... Thanks my E-aunties you guys rock

princessKF:
Congratulations teamie..... welcome little one.

Thanks ma'am........ God bless you