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My age. See this small pikin O. No fear?
[size=2pt]You're too kind. Don't worry. I will pray and God will tickle you and make you drop it. Then I'll quickly pick it up and run. Okay. Hyaahh. You love Igbo people? Nice. Love me then . I'm kinda better in pidgin. Considerably better since joining NL.Praise God!Spanish, I was kinda good, but since high school, I've stopped speaking it, so I'm back to basics. Shame really. I want to take a gap year to live in Spain and then travel for a while. Not sure about it, cos my course is kinda intense and I wouldn't want to do so after graduating either.Yeah you did tell me. Just wanted to clarify How old are you?[/size]

Enough

Celebrity!
RIGHT!
I comment my reserve

Mr Ola reminds me of where in the Bible it says, they have eyes, but cannot see (no offeinse)

@OP Amebos

tanimz:
Uhm. . . Do I know you?
@OP, inclined.

Nope. Do I know you?

@OP Enjoy

LOL. Keep on pffft-ing there. You can't be a mama, because every "normal" mama will be in bed now. You can't be a nan because every normal nan will be in bed four hours before mama. Well, then again, people aren't normal anymore these days, so you might be among the abnormal mamas since you say you aren't young (no insult intended [size=4pt]lies[/size] )
[size=4pt]You can't be on the lookout 24/7 love. When you're sleeping, I'll come in like a thief in the night and snatch it and run far far away. How am I supposed to reply to Igbo kwenu? I told you I can't speak any Nigerian language. I'm much more better in Spanish than any Nigerian language . Are you fully Yoruba or half?[/size]

Mr & Mrs,

Why haven't you been back there?


@OP Irritant

LOL at "laugh in Cantonese"
Probably the same age as I am or a tad bit older.
[size=4pt]I'll grab it when you're not looking.Nope.Half Igbo and Yoruba.[/size]

Cor! Does everyone live in PH or lived there at one point in their life?
Cool Is it nice there?

ola olabiy:
U ve to answer it, ok. Else.

@ OP Eat

Threats
                                                                      *grabs popcorn and sits in front row*

Oya, start


@OP Attention

You don't even know how old I am. I might be old enough to be your nan. So don't disrespect me. You hear?
[size=4pt]Ok, I take back my thanks.LOL. I understand less than the basics. Just the common words everyone knows. Shame really. I'm trying hard to learn now. Do you speak it well?[/size]

Original

Omo Yoruba. Okay O. Where in the south south?

@Ola, I swear she was in Kuala Lampa

tanimz:
I'm in my house. The dining room to be precise.
Haha.

@OP, eye.

@OP Enough

By ungrateful children, I mean you. Telling me to keep my "ndo" to myself.
[size=4pt]Thanks for that. I've been putting so much pressure on my poor eyes. Oshe o jare [/size]

South southerner. Muy interesante. Are you half Yoruba and half somewhere south south then or did you live there?
@OP Afro

So you're Yoruba TanimOLA(He's already laying claim with the OLA)

@OP Aerostat

Really? Okay. I take it back. Ungrateful children arond these days. In my days,
[size=4pt]So you not old. You have good eyesight eh? Who lied to you that your advice is precious?[/size]

Auxillary

Wow. How did she get to this state?

tanimz:
Lady, you suppose grab na. No dey fall my hand.
Mister Man, love gini?

@OP, idea

BTW, Mrs. Lady you haven't told me what the time says on your wristwatch.

Never really understood what it means
Time is what my local time is minus one hour

Tanimz, Ola Olabiy says he loves ya.

@OP AphrOdite

Lady's condition? Sounds like I have a disease o. Mbok
Yeah Ola, why? Do you have a condition?

Why eat again

@OP Animated

Accidentalism

tanimz:
She knows Yoruba!

Even Hausas know that one nau.

ola olabiy:
Thank God a gbe de aya.

Is it only eat you people know?

@OP Annoyed

tanimz:
Glad you're done with your essay, thereby rendering my wonderful advice useless.

Eya. Ndo. Don't cry eh!
[size=4pt]*wonderful advice indeed*[/size]

Agbayas

Yep. Student. Stubborn and Ladyrsky46 cannot and should not be used together . We don't mingle (sometimes we do )
I'm done. Just need to get my referencing sorted. Referencing sucks and is a waste of time


You are sooo behind. Cor! I'll advise you to move forward ASAP.

If you don't need to, I don't need to "befriend" you first.

I should, but I slept in the afternoon so can't sleep now. I'm meant to be writing essays, but I'm 2/4 on NL, 1.5/4 on Youtube and 0.5/4 on the essay *NL is a disease *
What time is it wherever you are?

Hehe. Na by force? Show me where it is written and I'll think about it

patwhizkid:
Una nor dey sleep?

LOL. Same thing I asked. You too u no dey sleep?

LOL. I shall "befriend" Chamotex and we'll see how it goes eh

LOL. Hope this ----> https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-520117.928.html doesn't happen again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7By_rRuUhU&feature=related
Boney M - Jambo Hakuna Matata


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfbukOrPPqo&feature=related
Brenda Fassie - Touch Somebody

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*wonders why music isn't how it was back in the 80s  *[/size]

tanimz:
Uhm, let's say I live in a different timezone.

Cool

Miriam Makeba - Pata Pata