₦airaland Forum

.

Efemena_xy:
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers,

"Captain Marvey has asked me
to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. "Tray-up, B1tch."

Indigene

Wha dash you man Studio? Gimme the person name.

Idowuogbo:
cant u greet monkey aberdeen

For real, can't you dobale here?

Studio CFR:
Ladyrsky don nominate u Tanimz
U supposed dey thank me

Don't decieve yourself O . Don't mind him Tanimz,
Yeye boy,

Boomark:
lady lets go to your place. in fact take me home.

Hehe. I'll advise you to go back home to your wife, 6 kids and mother in law,
You hear?

ifyalways:
Ndi bee anyi sef 
Echekwam na i si na i maghi asu/ede igbo 
LOL
A dim nma.Gi onwe gi kwanu?

[size=4pt]I have no clue whatsoever to what that is. Could you please translate? [/size]

Interesting.

D-sense:
OP.
THANK YOU

obowunmi:
I am in support of arranged marriages.

Why am I not surprised.

DaWizard47:
Me is weaked, heverybody talked too mush, no otherliness

I agreeing.

slymm:
why do you people just say all these terrible things about people you do not know?. They are normal babes too, they have no evil doings with candles, padlocks or cabin biscuit as some people think. Stop with the lies. Many of the have bf andd get married. The men are not tied, neither do they spray them holy water all day long. @op please do what you want. Many of thesse pentecostal chicks are bleepingg their pastors so they are not even better.

Since when did did Churches start using cabin biscuit?

;d

Eeyah.
Sorry eh .

Chich2pimp, it's not about hating. It's about who's better. I don't mind her "rapping". Her singing is just

I watched her live for the first time today and I don't see why on earth many people love her . I was just irritated. I like Matt and 1 Direction. Becky is alrighty

CHER IS FINALLY BLOODY GONE. Thank God.

Efo

Yep yep

@OP Ife

Enjoyment

I have won!

Afterthought

Bijoux - Mmiri Maba Mo

Encroach

@OP Amused

@OP Endangered

Good morning Mrs T.

@OP Excited.

I reckon we replay everything back and when it gets to the bit where Eve wanted to eat the apple, we'll smack the devil real hard till he goes back to wherever he came from.
[size=2pt]Amen. Medical related-Diagnostic Radiography.I tried to look for a job too in the summer. Nothing either. Are you on yahoo/FB?If you want to, you could leave me an offline on my yahoo, and I'll add you.Sleep tight. It's morning here already.Need to sleep too.*hug*[/size]

LOL at Ape.
I asked you first Ola.

@OP Amused

Yeah, it wasn't this spoilt.
What can we do eh?!
[size=2pt]It's cool. I know you were.Love you too.You mean unemployment rate?I pray I and believe I will. I'm planning to work for a couple of years after I graduate in the NHS(National Health Service) by the grace of God and they're cutting down on medical staff which is a shame. Then again, I've still got time before I graduate and things change.So I'm not worrying over all that now.Are things really bad in NY(US)?Whatchu studying?I AM OLDER. HA!It's okay about the size.[/size]

Ola, have you seen Tanimz's answer to the question you asked her?
Am.Where in England?

It sounds ignorant, but the ignorace makes it funny. *That doesn't make sense *
@OP Attend

Are you just aware of the fact that the world is spoilt? You're late o. Since Eve ate that apple, the world has been upside down, inside out.
[size=2pt]I'll need to get a job then and save up .You think you love me or you love me . Don't be jealous because I said I'll befriend Chamotex. I just need to win .*joking*I will be friends with you now . I'm 19. You?[/size]

Mr Ola, Mrs Tanimz said I should tell you that "he has eyes but cannot see ."
Are you in England Ola?

It sounds much more cooler saying I comment my reserve. *Makes me giggle LOL.*

Endure