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thoby payne: i remember when i went to school with just a loaf of bread, at that time one loaf was N5, and my school used to be a Behind one, where kids brought different types of assorted food in their various lunchboxes, at that time i could remember there was nobody in our house as our parents travelled and we were left alone all by ourself, so that day i ended up leaving home with one small loaf of bread which was shared to us by our elder brother as we couldnt wake on time to start preparing food and getting ready for school as our mum made us do, so we had no option but accept our loaf with joy,
at school, all children were meant to put their lunch close to the teachers desk, where it will later be shared to everyone according to his/her during the break for consumption, well it was break and the teacher started sharing the lunch for each child and always did it in a manner or ''whose food is this'' repeating the process one after the other until he was eventually done, so he kept doing this and imagine a situation where he would raise your food to the rest of the class to see and and ask who owned the food , followed by the owners response of a ''me'' thereby making the whole class know what each person had brought and was having for the break, there were likes of chips and egg, fried rice and chicken, snacks, and i mean expensive ones, even amala and ewedu was present oo, and so he went on , rice, beans e.t.c, and then he got to my one and only loaf staring at me from the corner, as he asked ''who owns this? Hmmm, omoh see denial oo,i just kept mute like i was forced not to talk i no fit just say na me as i was ashmed of going to claim just a loaf where people dey chop better, omoh na falling of hand oo, and i was so little, however, ther was a very dirty boy who was always punished for dirtyness and sturbonness, after much silence from the class, he con raise him hand collect the bread oo,
like say make i just do backflip dissapear,
omoh no be small thing oo, and that was how i carried my hungry stomach go dey look d idiot wey lie to chop my bread and the stupid teacher who had to advertise our food before letting us have it, really bad. And i'll always remember that day.

Lolz
you 4 go beg d boy mek hin return ya bread to u

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More updates please

Spoilt child! So u no respect ya seniors, na ur body go tell u

thoby payne: @yemi2plus2 when will you share your own story,
@ladywylims, need to still hear more from you.
Best regards peeps.

You wouldn't luv 2 knw wat happened next

Interesting!!!

Here is mine... I remember d 1st 2mnths i started skul the rules in d skul said no female studnt shld wear a short or a sleeveless dress which i wore a shrt gown ignoring d rules. I succeeded in using d little gate after i had settled d security officer incharge wit a recharge card. I was caught n questioned by anoda officer on mofty inside the skul, i ignored him since i neva knew who he was. The man almst slapped d hell out of me when i walked out of him, he later introduced himself as one of d security officers in d skul, ordered me 2 enta his car n promised dealing wit me, he wanted driving me 2 d V.C's office, as naive as i was.... i begged him almst crying. After much pleas, he changed his mind n drove me out of d skul compound 2 avoid being caught by oda security officers...
I later tld my frnds wat hapnd n d almst laffed dia heads away telling me d man was only joking...he was only trying 2 intimidate me wit dat since dat was d only tin that could make me beg him.




After then, I n d man became gud friends

chistar01: Moeketsi, but his friends calls him Mike, but dineo call him Keke

Chistar wins n has one point


New Question:
According to Bingbagbo in his writing 'Barter trade", who was Nadia_Sa??

Neduzze5: Efemena Xy

Neduzze wins n has a point


New Question:
What is d name of Dineo's uncle in d story "Jewel of Africa"?

Yesterday's winners:
chistar 1
Neduzze 2


New Question:
In d story; Nairaland (A tale of a country) who was Mazi Omenuko's wife?

So sorry, couldn't post more questions cos i was busy

Neduzze5: El guapo was Bunmioguns best friend in KetewPomponi and a drunkard.

Neduzze won n had a point

Neduzze5: Osazuwa Blessing

Neduzze wins n has one point.

New Question:
According to Bingbabo in his story "Barter trade", who was El Guapo?

chistar01: Zubike

chistar wins n has one point


New question:
In d story "2go Love" by yemi2plus2, what is the name of his 2go Love?

I start!!!


Who wrote kasala?

Really?

'Kay.....Brb!

ibkaye: you're too late, go away

Lmao, plz free the guy jhor!


@Eze, u ain't late. The topic says u cn join anytym.....nid more competitors sef 2 make diz thread busy n interesting

Oby

Ulumma

Agunna

Divepen:
New question
according to Divepen story 'underground'how old is Dele

sixteen years

Divepen:
new question
who is the town crier in 'BARTER TRADE' gbagbo

Lefulefu

Neduzze5:

No oh. I had to do a lot of thinking and brainstorming

Lmao, brainstorming ke?? Abi no b u write d story?

Divepen:
New question:
according to Queen Xtar in her story..Dotted lines...inibong's parent are from which state

Akwaibom n Edo

Divepen:

New question:
what is lucas surname in 'angel lives here by nevderek

Sorenson

Woah! This is really a nice job
Though d part of d yoruba history n its culture was smhw getting me bored bt its really a great one

zubike01:

DNA my number one fan. How would you have preferred it to end? Remember the curse can't be broken she has accepted it. If you can Come up with some creative suggestion that would prevent Nike and Tunde from dying but ensure that their son still grows up an Orphan.Then i would be willing to tweak it a little. Ok....

wat abt getting a powerful man of God 2 pray n break d curse then live happily?

Lolz, na only following dem dey do, d tori neva start
lemme also join d following club

*following too*

Good work!

More updates pls, I'm following...