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CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Dazzles In Velvet Co-ordinates [PICS] by lafflaff123(m): 10:34pm On Jan 13, 2017
Herrmes:
Smh, you pity someone that doesn't care about you, or doesn't even know you exist?
Lord help you.
Toke is that you?
PoliticsRe: F.G To Spend N86.5m To Promote ‘ogbono’for Export. by lafflaff123(m): 10:13pm On Jan 13, 2017
Ok
Car TalkRe: . by lafflaff123(m): 9:21pm On Jan 13, 2017
Tortoise car.
PoliticsRe: The Origin Of Nigerian State Names by lafflaff123(m): 9:19pm On Jan 13, 2017
Na so.
Nairaland GeneralRe: S*xy Selfie From Miss #funmiendowed - Pics by lafflaff123(m): 9:16pm On Jan 13, 2017
Ohh boy

Why the left one big pass the right one?

Even for woman body equality no dey,so why them dey find equal rights?
Music/RadioRe: 5 Facts That Prove Wizkid And Davido Are Competing by lafflaff123(m): 9:14pm On Jan 13, 2017
No body cares.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Dazzles In Velvet Co-ordinates [PICS] by lafflaff123(m): 9:10pm On Jan 13, 2017
Why I dey always pity this woman sef?

The person wey do juju make men dey run from you bad gan ohh. You do make up,you do OAP,you write book and you even fine and still nobody wants to be associated with you.

No be this Blue Cloth them dey put for back of Chair she wear so?

Eayaahh.
CrimeRe: My Friends Encounter With An Annoying Female Police Officer by lafflaff123(m): 9:07pm On Jan 13, 2017
Yeye
RomanceAnybody Know What Happened To Idowuogbo? by lafflaff123(op): 4:47am On Jan 08, 2017
Anybody know what happened to Idowuogbo?

Use to like her a lot.

Hope them never burst her say na MAN? cry
CelebritiesSade Adu’s Daughter Has Now Officially ‘transitioned’ Into A Man:mto News by lafflaff123(op): 3:08am On Jan 08, 2017
The Operation Was A SUCCESS . . . Soul Singer Sade Adu’s Daughter Has Now Officially ‘TRANSITIONED’ Into Becoming A MAN . . . And She Now Looks . . . Like The Rapper NELLY!!!

January 7, 2017: Singer Sade Adu’s daughter Ize has officially COMPLETED her transition – she’s now officially a man.
It took a lot of time, doctors help, and support of her family and friends for her to get to this point. We’re happy that we live in a world where she was able to live the life she wants.

One thing though – doesn’t she look a lot like NELLY now??

http://mtonews.com/operation-success-soul-singer-sade-adus-daughter-now-officially-transitioned-becoming-man-now-looks-like-rapper-nelly/

RomanceRe: I Slept With A Lady On Her Period,pls Is There Any Implications? by lafflaff123(m): 6:04pm On Dec 10, 2016
HungerBAD:
In my Culture it is 7 Years of badluck.

Medically speaking,there are no repercussions.

Commonsense speaking,it is just plain nasty and dirty.
7 Years too plenty na. Haba 7 yrs for this recession?
PoliticsRe: Ondo Apc: The Untold Story Of Why Oyegun Chose God Above Tinubu by lafflaff123(m): 5:43am On Oct 05, 2016
To the op/writer below me.

Please I am reading the article you posted.

Please do not interrupt me with the Tinubu dissing.

Thank you.
FashionRe: Are You Addicted To Fake Nails? by lafflaff123(m): 5:38pm On Feb 29, 2016
Where is Idowuogbo?
TravelRe: My Train Ride From Enugu To Port Harcourt (Pictures) by lafflaff123(m): 7:11am On Jan 12, 2015
That ticket?the amount says 6 NAIRA 20 KOBO, is that the actual amount? or the ticket is from 1979?
Jokes EtcRe: My Open Letter To Harmattan (UGURU) by lafflaff123(m): 7:06am On Jan 12, 2015
Aunty Uguru advice him to Move to Libya, i hear its always sunny there.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari’s Face Being Used For PDP Politicians Campaign Posters In North by lafflaff123(m):
Is this Legal? i thought deception is not something that can be openly displayed like this. I think PDP is a party in Disarray now, and all thanks to Patience Goodluck.

Just read somewhere that Uncle Jonah, is so desperate now that he wants to go prostrate at the SANGO OTTA Farm for Baba today.

Shame.

How can one man be this divisive?even General Abacha had acceptability in some Quarters, but who can tell me where President Jonathan has any level of acceptability?in his State of Bayelsa. Him and his wife is currently in Battle with the Governor.

Buhari, i await your swearing in and hopefully you keep to your words of sending Goodluck Jonathan and his thieving cronies to jail.
FamilyRe: Thread For Persons With Disability by lafflaff123(m): 5:51pm On Jan 10, 2015
raj2014:
i saw it sir. i figured as much it was u.
pls, wud u b so kind as to send me ur direct, most active email so m able to reach u. notwithstanding, i wud try to msg u over the cellular
thank u so much sir...god bless
I sent you an email earlier with my private email address.

You can get me there anytime, or through my cell.
FamilyRe: Thread For Persons With Disability by lafflaff123(m): 5:37pm On Jan 10, 2015
[quote author=raj2014 post=29671340]ok.
08188883329....pls, u can message me here. tnx[/quote

Just called you with my direct cell number starting with +1 (please do not put my number here) so I have gone ahead to place the order for you. They said 5 to 7 business days I should receive them and I will FedEx them to you.

Meanwhile, we could not hear each other over the phone, so will appreciate if you can text, or send an email if you want to reach me.

God bless and take care.
FamilyRe: Thread For Persons With Disability by lafflaff123(m): 2:37pm On Jan 10, 2015
Hey will reply to your mail now.
RomanceRe: How To Catch Girls Who Only Want Your Money Oo!! by lafflaff123(m): 8:16am On Jan 10, 2015
Idowuogbo come here and EXPLAIN yourself Asap.
FamilyRe: Thread For Persons With Disability by lafflaff123(m): 8:10am On Jan 10, 2015
raj2014:
Sunday, January 3rd 2015 5:51 PM

At about 5:51 PM, my old woman comes in from the market. As usual, she leaves behind a couple loads at the bus stop while she comes home with the lighter ones she can hold.

I head out for the large sack of yams from the usual spot I expected it to be. I ask a known trader selling by if the old woman dropped a load. She says no. I see nothing around there as well. Not wanting to go back home with nothing, I walk down to the east side of the road to double-check. Behold, I see a big sack of yams, which of course looks similar to what I am used to carrying home. I ask an oil attendant at a filing station nearby if he saw an old woman leave the sack behind. He barely has interest listening to me, let alone giving me a clear response. I turn around, walk to the sack, and lift it up on my left shoulder and off I go.

Bad luck! The sack is not ours! They must be yelling ‘hey!’ from behind but I do not hear them. I do not hear well. I am a hearing-impaired person.
God! No sooner have I walked a few meters when hot, intermittent blows and slaps start landing on the back of my neck and back. They turn me around and give me the worst beating of my entire adult life. They are hailing ‘ole,ole, ole, ole’! You know Naija. Crowd gathers round while about 5 men continue to punch, and pound me. I can’t say anything. What will I say?

The harder I open my mouth to utter some words, the more they pummel me. Well, I do make an effort to speak up. I say, ‘No! please, I do not hear well’ I just aggravate the situation- they become more pissed off. They are like, ‘You this good-looking young man. You don’t hear?’ BIG LIE!
You want to steal a sack of tubers of yams, you are caught and what have you to say? Well, you should just hope you are not operated on with knives and stuff, or worse still, get roasted live as it is common in Lagos.

What an evening! I go home with a torn v-necked shirt I have on.

Thank you Lord for the gift of life!!
Sorry to hear about this misfortune.

I know you are not seeking any kind of pity, but do you have a hearing aid?just checked some online now and can get 3 for a discounted price. If you are interested, can order them with the batteries and send them to you at no charge.

Let me know if you are interested.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Shares Her Latest Adourable Looks In New Photos by lafflaff123(m): 7:33am On Jan 10, 2015
floragregs:
if u put all the energy u use in worrying about her marital status into a good business, u will become rich! Its her choice! Let her be.
Trust me i can comfortable pay you 8 times what you earn now , and still have change for my dog food.
PoliticsRe: Who Provoked Our President By DELE MOMODU by lafflaff123(m): 6:33am On Jan 10, 2015
Well said.
RomanceRe: What Women Want In Every Relationship From Their Men. by lafflaff123(m): 6:22am On Jan 10, 2015
Sadly i have to agree with everything you wrote.

It makes sense.

And since i believe in the law of reciprocity, it will be fair if the same principles is applied by the females towards the men too.
CelebritiesRe: Photo:Burna Boy On 'Spaceshiplife' by lafflaff123(m): 6:14am On Jan 10, 2015
Ayiri posed with a Phantom and Burna with a Keke Marwa,the things people post on NL.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Shares Her Latest Adourable Looks In New Photos by lafflaff123(m): 6:01am On Jan 10, 2015
Pretty lady. Just curious why she is still single, is it because she is successful and scare men away? is it because she has a child outside wedlock?or is it because she is from Imo State where the bride price equals one Aeroplane?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Message For The Unemployed. by lafflaff123(m): 5:54am On Jan 10, 2015
Nice write up.
PoliticsRe: GEJ Is Working......why GEJ Deserve Second Term by lafflaff123(m): 5:02am On Jan 10, 2015
Is this Okupe or Abati? which of the two names i mentioned is the OP? Welcome to Nairaland Okupe/Abati.

Your fake sales pitch will not work.

Buhari 2015.
Nairaland GeneralMy Wife Demands Money From Me Before Sex" - Man Tells Court by lafflaff123(op): 2:19am On Jan 10, 2015
My wife always demands money from me before allowing me to have sex with her,” so says Mr Obiedefu speaking in front of the judge.

Obiedefu, 50, told the court that his wife, Philomena, whom he married seven years ago, was denying him of sex.

“My wife is always starving me of sex and if she will allow me, she will ask me to pay for it and if I refused to give her money and wanted to sleep with her by force, she would hit me with any dangerous weapons she could lay her hands on,” he said.

The petitioner accused his wife of perfidy and alleged that she was dating a policeman in their area.

“Philomena is cheating on me; she is having an affair with a policeman and whenever I cautioned her, she will flare up,’’ Obiedefu said.


The plaintiff said his wife had created hatred between him and his children.

“My wife is telling my children not to come close to me because I am a bad man.

“My children now distance themselves from me and I am now like a stranger to them,’’ the 50-year-old man said.

He pleaded with the court to dissolve his seven-year-old marriage because he was tired of the relationship and he was no longer in love.

Responding, the 40-year-old businesswoman denied all the allegations.

“My husband has sex with me anytime he feels like; and I only demanded for feeding money from him,’’ Philomena said.

The respondent claimed that she was not dating the policeman.

“The policeman is only a friend, no strings attached,” the mother of four said.

She urged the court not to grant her husband’s plea because she was still in love.

The judge, Mr Rufus Adeyeri, adjourned the case till Jan. 21 for judgment.

http://www.naij.com/356732-my-wife-demands-money-from-me-before-sex-man-tells-court.html
Christianity EtcRe: Open Heavens Daily Devotional 10/01/15 by lafflaff123(m): 1:56am On Jan 10, 2015
Nice
PoliticsRe: SEE Lovely Photos From President Jonathan's Pretty Daughter's Bridal Shower! by lafflaff123(m): 1:53am On Jan 10, 2015
I wish her luck in her marital life.

But if she is anything like her mother?then i dare say the husband needs our prayers.
Christianity EtcRe: Open Heavens Daily Devotional 08/01/15 by lafflaff123(m): 3:27am On Jan 08, 2015
Nice

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