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thepussyhunter:
its your number 6 presenter and less favourite kenyan thepussyhunter here to tell you (ladies) the signs you need to look out for when you feel or wanna know if a guy has a crush on you................

now what does it mean to have a crush on someone??

(pussyhunter, kenyan dictionary, 45th edition)
"CRUSH (kr:ch)
verb-
having a feeling of love for someone (mostly someone older) without most times letting the person know.........and in such cases where the crushee (person one has a crush on) ends up never knowing, the crusher (person who has a crush on someone) dies with the crush"




like the definition puts it, the crushee almost always never get to know of the feeling the crusher has on him/her......................in most case,s them ladies end up as the crushers who do not let out their feelings to the male-crushees cos well they are ladies ......

And in the situations where a lady has a crush on a guy she most likely would ponder on the question of if the guy has a crush on her too
or a lady may radomly wonder if a guy she considers a friend has a crush on her...........

Well below are the signs you can look out for in a guy to know if he trully likes you.......................


1.)HE TEXTS YOU BACK ALMOST IMMEDIATELY::
One may say this is no glaring factor as some guys are of the habit of replying people immediately they read a mgs but one thing you should know is "any guy who replys your mgs latest 40 secs after sending that mgs has a soft spot for and feels you're important to him"
and if a guy does this consistently you should know he likes you alot and enjoys talking to you

2.)HE OFTEN KEEPS YOU IN HIS PLANS AND FINDS A WAY TO BE AROUND YOU ALWAYS::
now this is for the ladies who feel their male friend has a crush on them.......you when the guy always fits you in his plans and often call to ask you out to places or ask to accompany him to a party or on a guys day out with his friends there is a 85% chance he has a crush on you

3.)HE DOESNT NOTICE YOUR HOT FRIENDS AROUND::
when you notice your guy friend is all over you and has his eyes on you always even in da midst of your friends (most probably friends hotter than you are) then you should know the dude has a crush on you

4.)HE SMILES SHYLY ANYTIME HE SEES YOU::
even without saying i believe dis ladies should be acquainted and conversant of this fact.........when the dude smiles at you anytime y'all get to see you should know the shy nigga has a crush on you

5.)HE ALWAYS AGREES WITH YOU AND STANDS UP FOR YOU WHEN NECCESSARY::
when you notice the nigga always agrees and defend you in any situation you're in you should know the dude likes you but cant say it directly

6.)HE IS QUICK TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION AND SATISFY YOUR DEMANDS / REQUESTS::
when a guy has a crush on you but is quite shy, you'd discover that he would be quick to answer your questions (esp when you ask a random question to a group of people where he is too)......and when you ask for little things he will also be quick to follow and satisfy ur requests.....

and lastly....

7.)HE DOESNT NOTICE ANY CELLULITE OR STRETCH MARKS::
when you notice a guy knows ur faults or one thing thats off about you but pretends like there its nothig and still acts nice towards you, you should know he crushes on you deeply





PS: you should at least notice 3 of the afore-mentioned signs he'd exhibit before coming to a conclusion that he likes you..........

StarBukola:
This girl no go past 21 o
What is this world turning into?

Nikbaebrown:
Disgusting!!! Now This Is What Debouches When Parents And The Society Regard The Male Genders As Sacred Cows Whom Moral Dexterity And Societal Values Aren't Applicable To. Sadly, They Are Now Living Up To Expectations And The Blame Game Continues. Worse-still, It Metamorphoses To A Host Of Ridiculous Misdemeanours And Bizzare Saga's With No One Giving A Rats Fanny About Them.

Then, Welcome To A Society Of Criminality,injustice,Corruption And Terrorism. Evans Story, Most Probably Emanated From Juvenile Delinquency And So Did Others. Its Bewildering How We Are Cautiously Giving Way To A New Breed Of Reckless, Uncultured And Retarded Prats Who'd Inturn Ruffle World Peace. TRAIN UP A "CHILD" IN THE WAY HE SHOULD GO AND WHEN HE IS OLD HE WNT DEPART FROM IT.

NwaAmaikpe:


Me??

Watch who? Efe?


Even if I am stealing free Wi-Fi with internet speed as fast as NASA's
I will rather watch a YouTube video teaching me how to tie a pig gele than click any of that failure's video.


Nonsense

Tahrah:
Fvck off my mentions.

Cholls:
my brother stop acting like a butt-hurt beta who creates endless threads trying to micro-analyze ever
potential meaning behind every sentence

imitateMe:
It's obvious- you're not a millionaire yet

ElizaVeta:
Because you're not serious!

Bishopvic:
Hello my people.
Please am not good at writing.
I am in my mid twenties and never fall in love or had a gf i have this one best female friend that have known for about five years we discuss and share everything we are so close that  she has acces to my phone,socialmedia accounts,house,business,car but my bank account?lie laye. We never had sex thou and I did not have it in mind. only one problem is am falling in love with her and I think she is falling for me too(she also know about my flirt habbit) she currently have a super rich boyfriend that showers her with money and extreme expensive  gifts but not in love with the guy because of some known reason. Early this year I have to start a fight with her cuz i cant hold my feeling with her and think we dating might ruin our relationship.after so many pleading I reconsider her after six months.we where hanging out the other day when she said about 2 years ago she was deeply in love with me that i should have asked her out and how she did love to date a guy with my specs this got me i didn't say nothing she repeted it in different ways I still changed the topic. Now I still love her but sacred the relationship might not turn out well cuz am still an amature in relationship secondly not as super rich as her bf or ex's. Or maybe after sex we might start having issues.
Have this happen to anyone? Did it turn out well?



Pls pals no insults just 5 to 10 reasonable advice
Am good I believe nairaland is a forum where we share and learn also help each other. God bless us all

GossipGirl1:
Guys-56
Girls-22
Total=78

DeGuyNxtDoor:
ur thread is "DEAD ON ARRIVAL!"

Reason- Because this topic has been discussed too many times and the last one didn't end well.

makydebbie:
What's the big deal if a guy has a crush on you?

Fresca:
I start feeling myself. Dressing up even more and then I will be making his thing hard all the time, small play play. Then leave him hanging.

vincentjk:
Hi everyone, I just need your opinions in this post


I and my men always roll out together and each time we go out, getting new gals is always our priority.

My guy Ben-k is always the one getting the gals i thunk he's gifted in that aspect, I mean no gal resist him especially when we're dressed.

Whenever we go to clubs or parties we get new chicks and like me i'd fvck her like 3x and free her, gals are very cheap to get from January to now I've fvcked up-to 17 of them..

We're all students and my question is why are gals very cheap like this??

MrCork:
....bro but why wud u do such...she...so u go around sittin in a bus steeeerrin at a womans tammmpax. WTF?..r u ok?(no oofeense/