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TV/MoviesRe: Post All TV/Movie Audition Notices Here by LagosCafe: 10:01am On Sep 06, 2016
Hello Nairalanders,Am an Upcoming Actor In my Teen,aged 17..Just Finished in High school
RomanceRe: My Room-mate Is A Gay??am I A Victim by LagosCafe(op): 8:21am On Aug 26, 2016
Thanks For the Advice
RomanceMy Room-mate Is A Gay??am I A Victim by LagosCafe(op): 10:44am On Aug 25, 2016
Help Oh,My Room-mate is a Gay.
I Noticed Recently when He Hugged me and started Carrasing me 2 weeks ago..Moreover He Usually run To me To Kiss Me Anytime He sees me in The School Premises or Anywhere..

I Don Tire Oh...Infact Am Tired..
How will a Guy Wear Me?
#Advice needed
CelebritiesWHY NA!! Rapper Falz Give Hints On Quitting Music by LagosCafe(op): 3:02pm On Aug 24, 2016
Folarin Falana also known as Falz has revealed that he might be quitting music to focus on his law ambitions. According to him, despite making so much from music at the moment, law has been a part and parcel of him, . “Law is a part of me forever, for life. I might still go back to it full time may be at a later time, but right now I am a musician and am here full time music”. Falz said Revealing his source of inspiration, Falz disclosed that “My source of inspiration comes from my surroundings, the things that happens around me, when they happen, I just try to put them into writing”. Speaking on his new project, he said “Right now I am working on a joint collaboration with Simi, also working on another solo project after that, which is coming very soon”. Falz, no doubt indeed has had a fabulous career in the music industry so far, but not so many know that the rapper is a trained lawyer who has been called to bar since February 2012
LiteratureRe: How I Wasted Someone's Else N15,000 On BET9JA Virtual Bet-is It My Fault by LagosCafe(op): 6:38pm On Jul 29, 2016
cheesy
Episode 3

"I went Back inside to Freshen up and Get ready to go to the Bank..
The Pin Keep Ringing in my brain Cause I don't Have Airtime to Call her if I forget the pin.:/
So i Turned the Pin to a Rhyme
"Ant Magret is 51**
51**,51**,51**
Cause i Want to Cash Money"

I went Upstairs to greet my Parents and made them know i was going out As Early as Possible..:*
LiteratureRe: How I Wasted Someone's Else N15,000 On BET9JA Virtual Bet-is It My Fault by LagosCafe(op): 6:32pm On Jul 29, 2016
tongue grin

Episode 2

I was Like N32,000 just like that..So i Stood Up from where i was Lying down and Sneaked out of the Main Compound to meet Ant Magret.
grin

I opened The Gate and Meet her waiting for Me Outside already.:x

#She Streched Her Hand towards me giving me the ATM Serve Card precisely WEMa Bank..

All i was after was to hear the Pin..mY heart beat rate became Faster than Ever.:>(Abeg Tell me Pin Make I cash money).

Well After Explaining all she wanted me to do in details..'At Last'The Moment Came cheesywink

The Password Is 5214

8-) My Brain Busted Instantly..
LiteratureHow I Wasted Someone's Else N15,000 On BET9JA Virtual Bet-is It My Fault by LagosCafe(op): 6:13pm On Jul 29, 2016
Episode 1

I was still Sleeping on ma Matress when I heard ma Phone was ringing.i managed to stretch my hand towards where the phone was.I picked and this was our Conversation.

Me:Hello,Morning,who Am I Speaking with.
Magret:Hello Ay it's me Magret
Me: Oh,Ant Magret,Morning what Can I do for You this early morning.
Magret:Hey Ay You will help Cash out N32,000 from my Bank Acct with my ATM today and Am Currently outside you Guy's Gate.
Me: (immediately I Heard N32,000.I was Like...OMO 32,000
I was even Thinking she Was Joking with me..Me that Had already been Thinking Jow i would stake my BET9ja games today..(

#Who I Epp!!#Sleeping and N32,000 came Looking for Me..
ProgrammingI Need An Hacker And A Sure Picker For Partnership Business by LagosCafe(op): 2:35pm On Jul 28, 2016
Hello,i need an Hacker and a Sure Picker in Us and Other Foreign countries.
#we ready to Make Good Money
Join Me to Make More And Hot Cash
EducationREAD THIS:EDUCATION In Nigeria.!! Backward Or Forward? by LagosCafe(op): 6:54pm On Jul 16, 2016
Evening all,This Gave me a Concern..
(Speaks using Falz Tone)
Our Education System selfeh?Only god can help us..

With The Confusion Jamb Has caused among Aspirants seeking Admission...

I still know there are some aspirants that doesn't Know what to do presently or doesnt even Understands what's going on after all..

Our institutions are on strike..am Bothered Oh.

#Reopenourschools
#Admission
#Jamb
LiteratureMust Read: Forgive Me Lord (18+)… Part 2 by LagosCafe(op): 8:34pm On May 22, 2016
I then said. “Are you telling me that, when we marry you won’t be able to see me Unclad? Come on Kunle, you need to snap out of this.” Kunle said. “I am sorry, I am not just comfortable with this…” I was so angry, I was beginning to doubt his manliness. I feared he even might be gay. So I said to him. “Are you trying to tell me that you are not man enough to handle me?” He looked at me deeply. I could tell from his eyes that he was hurt, he just looked on and remained speechless. Then he left the room. I have never seen him like that before and I was already getting fed up. Some hours later that night, Kunle came in and I was already in bed. He then went to the bathroom and came out some minutes later and he laid beside me on the bed. I wanted to say something but I felt it was better I kept my silence. Next thing, I felt his hand on my waist, I couldn’t believe it, it felt deliberate. It became very interesting, I then decided to tilt towards him and his touch on my waist later became a grip. I was enjoying it and I wanted him to discover his other side . I then held his hand and I placed it on my Bosom, he grabbed it softly, caressing it and after some few strokes he relented and drew back. I felt a bit embarra*sed and I was obliged to talk to him. Then I said. “Kunle it’s okay, I am all yours, my body, my heart and my soul.” He then moved towards me and I did likewise and that was how we kissed. It was our first kiss, as our lips touched I was full of anticipation, only to be disappointed. Kunle wasn’t really a good kisser, I had kissed a couple of guys in the past so I knew a good kisser when I met one. The following morning, Kunle said to me. “Simi, I am sorry about what happened last night. I just realized that if we continue to stay here the Devil will lead us astray. I will move to Bankole’s place just a street away. Please understand, I love you and I don’t want us to go against God’s plan for us.” I felt so bad hearing that. I couldn’t object because I knew he had already made up his mind, so I said to him. “It’s okay Kunle. There’s no problem I understand.” It wasn’t easy for me, I had already built a lot of pa*sion and urges in my head. Kunle moved his things and went to Bankole’s place. I felt so alone and rejected, we only communicated on phone and we didn’t see for a week. Bankole came to see me few days later. Bankole was very dear to us, he was like a big brother to Kunle and he always paid us some visits. He then asked. “Simi, is everything okay between you and Kunle?” I then started crying. He comforted me and said. “Please Simi, you can talk to me.” I was afraid Kunle might end the relationship so I felt I needed to confide with Bankole. So I opened up to him, telling him to beg Kunle that I would never encourage such acts again till we get married. Bankole then said. “Simi, Everything will be alright.” I felt better and a bit relived. Bankole kept on checking me up, cheering me up and comforting me. Most times he brought some biscuits, yogurt drink or chocolate. He was very witty with a wonderful sense of humor. Asides a*suring me that Kunle was going through a phase and needed time, he made sure I never had a dull moment. To Be Continued…
LiteratureOne Last Time by LagosCafe(op): 1:37pm On May 22, 2016
“Please stop this. My wedding is in two days time. It’s so wrong to have sex with you. I came to be with you for the last time because you begged so much.” Said Benita as she struggled to remove Andrew’s hands from her pant. “Please, this is the last time I can be with you. Leave me with this one last memory. You know what I’m going through knowing I’m losing you to another man. Just for one last time, make love to me before you go.” . . Andrew was on the verge of losing tears too as she asked for Benita’s indulgence. He wouldn’t let go of her pant. “I want the same thing also, but it’s not right. I’m engaged to another man. I’m sorry I can’t do this to him. I’ve to leave now.” Benita said and ran free from Andrew’s grasp. She adjusted her pant and grabbed her skirt in a hurry to put it on. Andrew got desperate and pulled her back to the bed with a full swing. “You can’t do this to me. You’ve to make love to me for the last time please.” Said Andrew as he tore her pant and roughly adjusted her bra to free her boobs. Her boobs jumped out in a rush and dangled. He mounted on top of her and rushed her body with intense licking like a hungry dog licking a piece of bone. “Okay, take it easy. Just this once and that is it. No more, okay?” Benita finally yielded to his seduction. “Okay.” Andrew smiled and relaxed. Benita slowly removed her bra and her full boobs pointed at Andrews lips with hard nipples. She adjusted her body and spread her legs to Andrew’s delight. His excitements grew wild as he watched. “You can have my body. Do it to me as you wish for the very last time. Make love to me the way you want to live to remember it.” She tormented him. Andrew quickly claims the moment and they made love for the last time. . Andrew and Benita were lovers. They’ve dated for 3years. They planned to settle down as husband and wife. Financial constraints thwarted plans. Benita’s parents were not letting her breathe. They were urging her to get a husband as soon as possible. They insisted so much than Benita could bear. It was a difficult decision to make. But she had to after Andrew agreed to let go. Besides, they were both AS. Getting married will be a risk. Andrew still had a long way to go in life before settling down. With all the obstacles that stood before them, parting ways was the only option. It was a painful separation they had to come in terms with. . It was just two days to her wedding when Andrew cried on the phone to see her for the last time. She obliged because she was also going to miss him too. But her visitation resulted to sex, one last time. . She finally got happily married. Her husband’s name was Simon. Their marriage was blissful. They were a happy couple. Friends and family envied the love they share. Simon loved Benita so much. Benita was proud of her marriage. She bragged about it to people. It irritated some people who were patiently waiting for something to go wrong in her marriage. If her marriage should fail, she’ll become an object of ridiculing. She guided her marriage jealously. She did everything a wife should do for her husband. . 9_MONTHS_LATER A cry of a new born baby filled the hospital. Simon was so joyful to welcome the arrival of their first male child and son. Benita wore a tired looking trace of happiness on her face. The delivery section shagged her out. She was delighted to see her husband happy for the arrival of their new family member. “Oh my love, thank you for making me a father. You did well.” Simon rubbed his face against Benita’s tired face. Benita searched for his lips. She was yearning for a comforting kiss after the difficult delivering experience she had. Simon surprised her with a deep kiss to further reveal how happy he was with her. Simon spent the night in the hospital with mother and child. The next day he dash out in a hurry to purchase some necessary supplies for them. Benita wasalone with her baby when the Doctor came in. “I’m sorry madam. Your son needs some special treatment. We just discovered he has a sickle cell anemia.” The Doctor said. Benita was shocked and struggled to swallow. “You mean my son is SS?” She tried to confirm. “Yes madam.” Replied the Doctor. The Doctor took the baby away. Benita began to cry. . To Be Continued
LiteratureMust Read: Forgive Me Lord (18+)… Part 1 by LagosCafe(op): 4:51pm On May 21, 2016
I met Kunle way back on campus. We were both active in Campus fellowship as workers. We became friends and started dating about 2 months later. He was a firm believer and a prayer warrior, that was what I found attractive about him. More so, he was tall, dark and handsome, he had a baritone voice too. We prayed together and the bible was our yardstick. Kunle rose to become a*sistant pastor and I was very proud of him. He was admired by many ladies in our fellowship but he maintained his faithfulness to me and I trusted him for that. Our love waxed stronger and after our academic program, we went for the Youth Service program. Kunle’s uncle, with his connection, made it possible for us to do our youth service in the same state, Oyo state. And after spending weeks at the camp, we then decided to rent a room together. A decision that made us more deeply intimately. I remember Kunle’s opinion about it, as he said. “Simi, this could be a very good chance to understand ourselves better, tolerate each other better and understand how our strengths and weaknesses can compliment each other.” Although I had always longed for him to touch me many times, I knew in my heart that living together would lead to that. I lost my virginity way back after WAEC exams, when I was a teenager. I was s*xually active back then before I gave my life to Christ. Since then I had abstained from s*x and kept my life upright in the way of the Lord. Meeting Kunle much later helped me more, he was a virgin and a steadfast christian. Our first night together was remarkable, we spent half of the whole night praying and singing worship songs. That trend continued but later diminished as the weeks pa*sed. One evening, after I had made dinner, I decided to take my bath. I forgot to bolt the door and I had taken off my dress. I stood before the mirror admiring myself and next thing Kunle entered the room and for the very first time he saw me Unclad. He was shocked, he closed his eyes and said. “Oh My God, please I am sorry Simi. I honestly didn’t know.” As he dashed outside. I felt so sorry for him, but I didn’t mind, I didn’t see it as an intrusion in anyway. He later came in that night, feeling so down, he didn’t even eat his meal. I had to beg him that it was okay, before he got himself together again. But from that night on, we didn’t pray together at night anymore. The following week, I felt I needed to make him feel more comfortable with me. So I decided to wear revealing night wears. I didn’t know that would result to something negative later on. We became like 2 strangers living together in a room. So I went to him one day and said. “Kunle, I have noticed a rift between us and I feel very disturbed about it.” He then said. “Simi, I don’t think it’s a good idea us staying together, ever since I saw you Unclad I have been battling with the spirit of lust every other day.” I then said. “Are you telling me that, when we marry you won’t be able to see me Unclad? Come on Kunle, you need to snap out of this.” Kunle said. “I am sorry, I am not just comfortable with this…” To Be Continued…
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LiteratureRe: Annihilators by LagosCafe(op): 4:16pm On May 21, 2016
To Be Continued In the Night.....
LiteratureAnnihilators by LagosCafe(op): 4:15pm On May 21, 2016
After a string of galactic-level threats (The Annihilation Wave, the Phalanx's Conquest of the Kree, the War of Kings, and the Cancerverse invasion), Cosmo tries to fulfill the dream of his deceased friend and former Guardian of the Galaxy, Star-Lord, Adam Warlock assembles a proactive team that will stop threats before the universe is in danger. He recruits the most powerful individuals he knows: the human Quasar, the Kree Ronan the Accuser, the Shi'ar Gladiator, the Korbinite Beta Ray Bill, and Herald of Galactus Silver Surfer. Each of them is initially resistant to the idea, but agree to join after they work together to defend Kree territory from Blastaar.[8] They are joined by the Galadorian Spaceknight Ikon, who needs their assistance protecting her planet from Doctor Dredd.[9] After fending off Dire Wraiths[10] and Immortus,[11] they ultimately reveal Doctor Dredd to be a skrull imposter.[12] Later, while trying to end a conflict between two factions of the Universal Church of Truth, the Annihilators learn of a plot to revive the evil Magus.[13] They travel to Earth where the resurrection is happening, but are unable to prevent it due to a conflict with the Avengers, who mistake the Annihilators for an invasion force. Quasar, Ikon, and Spider-Man discover the Magus has emerged from his coccoon in the form of a young boy.[14] The Magus attempts to possess other humans on Earth,[15] but Gladiator, Quasar, Ronan, and Iron Man are able to trick him back into his coccoon. The Annihilators take custody of the cocoon.

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