Please I need some answers

I bought a popcorn pot stand. But I don't know how to connect the gas with the pot stand.
Please I need help on how to connect the pot stand with the gas cylinder.

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and
asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the
middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my
husband's parents."
"Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with
me."

-Imagine there is a bank which credits your account each morning with $86,400
-You had failed to use during the day Carries over no balance from day to day Allows you to keep no cash balance And every evening cancels whatever part of the amount
-What would you do? Draw out every cent of course!!!
- Well, everyone has such a bank. It's name is TIME!!!
- Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 Seconds.
-You have failed to invest to good purpose Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this…
-Each night it burns the records of the day It carries over no balance It allows no overdraft Each day it opens a new account for you
-You must live in the present on today's deposits If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours There is no going back There is no drawing against the tomorrow
-Make the most of today!!! Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness and success! The clock is running
-Ask a student who failed a grade To realize the value of ONE YEAR,
-Ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby To realize the value of ONE MONTH,
-Ask the editor of a weekly newspaper To realize the value of ONE WEEK,
-Ask a person who missed the train To realize the value of ONE MINUTE,
-Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet To realize the value of ONE HOUR,
-Ask a person who just avoided an accident!!! To realize the value of ONE SECOND,
-Ask a person Who won a Silver Medal in the Olympics!!! To realize the value of MILLISECOND,
-Special enough to spend your time!!! Treasure every moment that you have!!! And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special!!!
-Tomorrow is a mystery!!! And remember, Time waits for no one Yesterday is history
-Today is a gift That's why it's called The present!!!

1. They STAY HAPPY. Happiness is a decision. Don't waste energy on the things you can't control.
2. They MOVE ON. Don't waste time feeling sorry for yourself. Forgiveness is key. Invest your energy in the present and preparing for the future.
3. They KEEP CONTROL. Don't give any other person the control of your life. Control your own emotions.
4. They EMBRACE CHANGE. Change brings growth and allows you to move forward in life. Change is not something to be scared of.
5. They ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY.We all make mistakes, no one is perfect. Accept responsibility for your actions, learn and move forward.
6. They CELEBRATE OTHERS' SUCCESS. The success of others will not hold you back, only a negative attitude to their success will do that.
7. They are WILLING TO FAIL. Turn the times you fail in to lessons to help you grow. The only time you can completely fail is when you don't try.
8. They DON'T BELIEVE THE WORLD OWES THEM SOMETHING.
9. They HAVE PATIENCE. They don't always expect immediate results.
10. They USE THEIR THOUGHTS productively. Negative thoughts are replaced with productive thoughts. What fills your mind, controls your life.
11. They SHARE.

Op may be a pretty girl dumps you lately. If not, where are the lies? Common! There are people with self value and qualities from both genders. And you pretending all these are lies would definitely not make them lies. If you are not interested in women with those characters you will surely find women with the absolute opposite of those characters. So put down your daggers.

ShowYourCertificate:
APC is going down the drains with the way they are going. Pride goes before a fall.

its you going down the drain with your pathetic lies.

ozoigbondu:
America and her cohorts should face front.lf they closed their eyes to the rigging that happened in Kano, Kaduna, Katsina, Niger during the presidential election, then they should go and die for calling for cancellation Rivers and Akwaibom gubernatorial elections.

If they like let them cancel the elections and redo it again one million times PDP will win with a wider margin.Udom is the choice of Akwalbom and Wike the choice of Rivers

keep deceiving yourself! & your sentimental stupidity!

-Imagine there is a bank which credits your account each morning with $86,400
-You had failed to use during the day Carries over no balance from day to day Allows you to keep no cash balance And every evening cancels whatever part of the amount
-What would you do? Draw out every cent of course!!!
- Well, everyone has such a bank. It's name is TIME!!!
- Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 Seconds.
-You have failed to invest to good purpose Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this…
-Each night it burns the records of the day It carries over no balance It allows no overdraft Each day it opens a new account for you
-You must live in the present on today's deposits If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours There is no going back There is no drawing against the tomorrow
-Make the most of today!!! Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness and success! The clock is running
-Ask a student who failed a grade To realize the value of ONE YEAR,
-Ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby To realize the value of ONE MONTH,
-Ask the editor of a weekly newspaper To realize the value of ONE WEEK,
-Ask a person who missed the train To realize the value of ONE MINUTE,
-Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet To realize the value of ONE HOUR,
-Ask a person who just avoided an accident!!! To realize the value of ONE SECOND,
-Ask a person Who won a Silver Medal in the Olympics!!! To realize the value of MILLISECOND,
-Special enough to spend your time!!! Treasure every moment that you have!!! And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special!!!
-Tomorrow is a mystery!!! And remember, Time waits for no one Yesterday is history
-Today is a gift That's why it's called The present!!!

abduljabbar4:

English!!! . Shebi your house has an Xmark? U shall see.

We ALL shall see!!!

ofcourse! We ALL shall see!!!

abduljabbar4:
My problem with Mukhtar ramalan Yero is his belief that money and thuggery can get him elected. But he is a very friendly man. We are from the same local government and area. Anytime somebody dies, he goes there and during Sallah he shares money in the area.
I voted for Elrufa'I because of Ramalan yeros words.. El rufa'i was elected simply because he is in Apc and yeros statements. But I see wickedness in the eyes of Elrufa'I. Thank God I live in G.R.A and there is nothing wrong with the roads there. Those people in Badarawa, Unguwan Dosa, unguwan sarki, unguwan rimi, tudun wada that voted Elrufa'I willl regret it cos nothing will stop him from demolishing their houses. Its very foolish to vote for someone because of his party.
Mark my words, they will regret it

seriously? And you believe all this stupidity? Did you really knew these men? From what I see you knew nothing about them or you are very selfish & sentimental! And you are the one full of hatred & wickedness! And be careful of what you wish for others! Because God Almighty is the most just & merciful.

Bananas enhance brain functions and reduce the blood pressure, therefore decreasing the risk of strokes and few know that these fruits are also a great cure for hangovers. Last but not least, I’d suggest a diet rich in bananas for those suffering from constipation, PMS and morning sickness, instead of drugs.
DEPRESSION:
bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS:
Forget the pills – eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
ANEMIA:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
BLOOD PRESSURE:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit’s ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
BRAIN POWER:
200 students at a Twickenham school ( England ) were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
CONSTIPATION:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
HANGOVERS:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
HEARTBURN:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
MORNING SICKNESS:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
MOSQUITO BITES:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
ULCERS:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chroniclercases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
TEMPERATURE CONTROL: Many other cultures see bananas as a ‘cooling’ fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

kendrick9:
nonsense... Envy will kill u.

what an irony!

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keep believing ur stupidity!

TheSonOfMark:


While he's at it ask Buhari to speak in English. His diction and accent is embarrassing!

while yours is sickening!

oremusanctus:
Sai jonathan
Sai transformation
Sai d slayer of boko haram
Sai seun
Sai lacasticlala

keep deceiving yourself.

clevvermind:
you hypocrite! don't you call Jonathan all kind of derogatory names? please i have my waec certificate already and i passed very well.

say whatever u wanna say , it will not change a thing dude.

clevvermind:
How do you want them to support a certificateless old man who is a serial failure?

never mind! what goes round most surely comes round. Mark my word! When u are old that's how you'll be regarded.

Prep Time:5Yield:Makes 4 servings (serving size: 1 8-ounce glass)
Ingredients
3 tablespoons sugar
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
1 cup pomegranate juice (such as POM Wonderful)
2 1/2 cups water
Crushed ice
Preparation
1. Combine sugar and lemon juice. Stir well to dissolve.
2. Pour lemon mixture and pomegranate juice into a pitcher, and stir well.
3. Add 2 1/2 cups water. Pour into 4 (8-ounce) glasses.
4. Add crushed ice as needed to each glass.
Nutrition Information
Calories per serving75
Fat per serving0.0
Saturated fat per serving0.0
Monounsaturated fat per serving0.0
Polyunsaturated fat per serving0.0
Protein per serving0.0
Carbohydrates per serving19
Fiber per serving0.0
Cholesterol per serving0.0
Iron per serving0.0
Sodium per serving11
Calcium per serving14

Love mostly provides pleasure, but as many of us know, that pleasure can come with a heavy price.
It may be more correct to view love not as an emotion, but a state or situation that can produce emotions both positive and negative. Still, that begs the question—what is the natureof this state, and why is it so important to our sense of well-being to have those pleasurable feelings?
In romantic love, your passion is still high as well as your intimacy.
Romantic love equals a mixture of infatuation and attachment. Infatuation is that heady feeling you experience when you’re in the throes of a crush. The attachment piece refers to the desire to bond with another creature,
It's time for you to see how your feelings measure up on the two dimensions of infatuation and attachment. You’ll know, after completing this 20-item test, whether you’re high on one, both, or neither based on comparisons with the numbers.
Rate yourself from 1= strongly disagree to 7= strongly agree and respond according to your current love interest or romantic partner.
1.I stare into the distance when I think of ___.
2.I feel that I can count on __.
3.I get shaky knees when I am near __.
4.I am prepared to share my possessions with __.
5.I would feel lonely without __.
6.My feelings for __ reduce my appetite.
7.My thoughts about __ make it difficult for me to concentrate on something else.
8.__ is the one for me.
9.I am afraid that I will say something wrong when I talk to __.
10.__ knows everything about me.
11.I hope my feelings for __ will never end.
12.I get clammy hands when I am near __.
13.I feel emotionally connected to __.
14.I become tense when I am close to __.
15.__ can reassure me when I am upset.
16.I have a hard time sleepingbecause I am thinking of __.
17.I search for alternate meanings of __’s words.
18.__ is the person who can make me happiest.
19.__ is a part of my plans for the future.
20.I am shy in the presence of __.
Now add up your scores on each set of items:
Set 1: Items 1, 3, 6, 7, 9, 12, 14, 16, 17, 20
Set 2: Items 2, 4, 5, 8, 10, 11, 13, 15, 18, 19
Have you figured out which set reflects which component of romantic love? If your psych radar is turned on, you’ve concluded that Set 1 measures infatuation and Set 2 measures attachment. Now that you’ve totaled your scores, see how you compare with the study’s samples, which consisted of nearly 560 adults ranging from the late teens through the mid-50s, and about 2/3 Female.
If your infatuation score was between about 40 and 45, and was approximately equal to your attachment score, then you’re most like people who were not yet in a romantic relationship with the object of their desire.
So now, looking back at your scores, it’s likely the longer you’ve been involved with your partner, the more likely your infatuation score would dip beyond the midpoint of the 1-7 scale, but your attachment score would be at or near 7. We might conclude that the lower your infatuation score and the higher your attachment, the more likely it is that yours is a love that will endure.
It’s important to distinguish between attachment and infatuation. People in relationships for longer periods of time were lower on infatuation and higher on attachment.
High scores on infatuation werepositivelyrelated to unhappy feelings. Conversely, people with high attachment scores reported lower levels of unhappy feelings.
If you want your relationship to be a happy and enduring one, it’s the attachment component of love that will make this happen.

1. A longer life
A study showed that baby boomers in a steady marriage are half as likely to die than singles during middle age—This is likely because having a companion keeps you emotionally enriched, socially connected and mentally stimulated, all of which are linked to better health.
2. Lower stress levels
like a major test or life change, the stress hormone cortisol increased more in singles than married people — While every relationship has its ups and downs, researchers say marriage seems to have a “dampening” effect on stress hormones, allowing twosomes to tackle challenges with their sanity (mostly) intact.
3. Lower risk for a fatal heart attack
Being in love really may keep your heart pumping. Cardiologyfound that marrieds are less likely than singles to have a deadly heart attack, and more likely to have a better prognosis should they experience a cardiac event.
4. Stronger bones
Married life can get under your skin, and according to researchers at UCLA, it can even get into your bones. Marriage is tied to better bone mineral density (BMD), reducing the risk for developing osteoporosis. While simply being married had positive effects for men, having a happy relationship was crucial for higher BMD in women.
5. Smoother recovery after surgery
Having a caretaker isn’t just comforting when you’re on the mend; it could be the difference between life and death. Marrieds in a study, who underwent heart surgery were three times more likely than the singles “If you're emotionally connected to someone, you have something to live for,” says clinical psychologist
6. Lower risk for preventable death
Looking into more than 1 million people over the course of 20 years, researchers determined divorced men and women had double the chance of dying of the most preventable causes of death (fire, poisoning and smoke inhalation) when compared to marrieds. The researchers think marriage provides a near-constant companion to help eschew emergencies.
7. Lower risk for deep depression
You probably won’t notice yourself slipping into emotional despair. The first symptom of depression is the loss of self-perception, Your spouse can help identify and prevent a depressive spiral. since your significant other intimately knows your emotions and routines, he’s well-equipped to detect changes. Make a pact to mention any shifts to each other — and take one another’s observations to heart.
8. Lower risk for fatal cancer
researchers found that people diagnosed with the most deadly forms of cancer were 20% more likely to beat their diseases if they were married — a higher success rate than some forms of chemotherapy! Being in a stable relationship often allows for early cancer detection, which ups the chances of overcoming the disease. “A spouse can be a ‘good nag,’ encouraging healthy behaviors.
9. Lower risk for dementia
Staying sharp into old age is more likely if you have a spouse to ease your mind. Getting divorced without getting remarried led to three times greater odds of cognitive troubles, and those who had been widowed before middle age but never remarried were six times more at risk. The researchers noted the importance of staying intellectually and socially stimulated into old age, which having a lifelong companion can provide.
10. Lower risk for chronic conditions
Type 2 diabetes, heart disease and fibromyalgia aren’t as common among happily married folks as they are among singles and the unhappily married, So being in a healthy marriage could be key to avoiding those long-term diseases

A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello."
Lawyer: "Is your mommy there?"
Boy: (whisper) "Yes."
Lawyer: "Can I speak with her?"
Boy: (whisper) "She's busy."
Lawyer: "Is your daddy there?"
Boy: (whisper) "Yes."
Lawyer: "Can I speak with him?"
Boy: (whisper) "He's busy."
Lawyer: "Is there anyone else there?"
Boy: (whisper) "The fire department."
Lawyer: "Can I talk to one of them?"
Boy: (whisper) "They're busy."
Lawyer: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"
Boy: (whisper) "The police department."
Lawyer: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"
Boy: (whisper) "They're busy."
Lawyer: "Let me get this straight, your mother,
father, the fire department AND the police department
are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT
are they doing?"
Boy: (whisper) "They're looking for me."

1. Colgate Wisp
A tossable (recyclable!) brush preloaded with a mouth freshener: perfect for post-lunch
2. Tide To Go pen
Triumph over food-related mishaps with this Good Housekeeping Seal holder.
3. Multitool
Keep a lifesaver like this one stashed in your satchel: tweezers, scissors, file, screwdriver, and more.
4. Compact tape measure
The only way to be sure that a lamp will fit your table or that those pants will fit you.
5. Key-chain flashlight
Find a lock at night with help from the Solitaire — it weighs under an ounce.
6. WD-40 no-mess pen
Use it to unstick creaky locks, gears, or doors; removes gunk like gum, too.
7. Mini lint roller
Rid your look of sweater fuzz or pet fur fast with a tiny take on the closet staple.
8. Hand sanitizer
Smells fresh, looks great, and cleans hands if you can't get to a sink.
9. Wardrobe tape
Close a gaping blouse, repair a fallen hem, or put a bra strap in its place.
10. USB drive
Back up important files, especially when Internet access may be spotty on your travels.

The story below reached us this morning (23/02/2015). It came from one of our reliable sources in Nigeria. It is one of the most disturbing stories that we have yet received. Read it and make your own judgement!
“I have it on a strong ground that there is a plan to capture a Shekau before the week to elections. And the captured Shekau who is currently undergoing training on what to say and do will mention Buhari as one of their core sponsors. The target according to the source is to discourage Southern voters and the Northern Christians (from liking Buhari). The confession is alleged to be so perfectly planned that Buhari may even be arrested and even those who love him may think twice (about his sincerity). The sum of 4.5 billion Naira is purportedly budgeted. The purpose of this budget I am told is for bribing some Northern clerics so when the time comes, they will pacify their followers (to reject Buhari as he is BoKo Haram sponsor). There will purportedly be audio of phone calls (between Buhari and the Boko Haram leaders). Buhari will not be able to sue the government since it will be an arranged confession of a captured terrorist. Now, I am not saying this (leak) is true. But knowing how desperate these PDP people are, they can do just anything to get Buhari out of the way. Honestly, I am deeply, deeply, deeply, worried. In fact, I am troubled. Kindly share this and let the world know about this evil machination of the PDP before it is too late. Kindly do it. The person who gave me this information is an Intelligence officer with the Army. He looks worried too.”

olapluto:

Who is really destroying the armed forces? They are coming for you soon.

stupidity!!!

djeezy:
The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bombs. (a) A girl's smile and (b) A girl's tear. both can make a man to do anything!!! Funny enough those tricks don't work on me. I process everything with my brain before I take any action.

as in seriously?

sandy4lv:
Through the glass door when the sun goes down

yeah brainy am with you

rubey:
If he tries that with me, I'll dump his sorry ass

That's it babe 8-)

Ehimenboy:

I used to think 'SAI' means 'vote'. What does it mean?

sai buhari means to us is only buhari

LegatusGlaber:


I hope this helps.

thank you very much, It really do help.