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2. INI EDO

Hmmmm!!!! You might be surprised at discovering the truth!! Lols... Won ti n gbe wa mora bakan bakan tipe... Now, this reminds me that saying that THE BEST TIME TO KNOW THE TRUE BEAUTY OF A LADY IS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING!!!!

1. YVONNE NELSON

As Yoruba would say... Eni se oun ikoko nii kiyesi ehinkule... He who has done something hidden is always wary of his environment...

The last time I checked.. It is actually her life...

Lols... If you are Yoruba by tribe... Then you will definitely understand what this statement means either from your mum or anybody when u were young... O DIGBA TI DADDY E BA DE... Once u hear that... Na to start asking for Forgiveness of sins and reciting PS 23.... Lol... HAPPY FATHERS DAY AND HAPPY SUNDAY Naa ni

Iku gbona

See. Na so e dey start... So person wey get belle and see d kind cloth wet she wear. Them go come born pickin wey dull pass 1pm sinx she don tighten the pikin brain finish. mtchew

eeyah

Lols... How true is this? I think it is high time the federal government truly accessed the situation. It begins with them.

Hmmmm... O da ooo!

spartanobad:
He did nt do anything wrong at all

MAD MEN DISPLAY THEIR MADNESS.. so he jxt remembered pple dat he is MAD.

lacking no SELF RESPECT..... dey for beat am sef



d guy sef na FUU!H for music industry... he shld go and hide

jiiisos! Engrish remembered

Hmmmmm

Michizzy:
I miss the way he hugs me from behind whenever I am angry or sad and the forehead kisses. He treated me like a queen. I miss him so much

hmmmmm

elomez:
For me I really don't have any best memories of my ex that I can't forget. Infact I don't think of him at all because someone better has erased those memories and I wonder weather I had I ex before!

Eleyii gidi gan ooo

GoldenJAT:
****smile***u r such a curious guy! lol.... there is, of a truth.

I tot as much

Lovelynature:
Is she married now?

Yes. Yesterday is her first anniversary

GoldenJAT:
****smile***u r such a curious guy! lol.... there is, of a truth.

i tot as much

GoldenJAT:
av dated, and dated, and dated.... in short.... so many...!!so u c.. I'm always a very loyal lover... u hurt me, I move on without any memories of such a person. morning!

And in the course of the dating and dating and dating... There is no particular one that u rrmember fondly?

emotions1:
keep dropping the lies.....
Your Ex is watching you...
God is also watching u....

sorry I don't have an Ex.... I don't date many girls.... stick to one like Top Bond....chewing gum marking.

Guess u havent started... Are u married yet

GoldenJAT:
I no miss anything!!! I tried to... but nothing came to me

For real? Have u ever dated?

pinceprinz:
The day she licked my black hairy ass was the day i had my first glimpse at heaven. I miss u Chi.
*tears*

Chai

Lovelynature:
Oh no bro, things like this happens. Most ladies can't just keep waiting, because of age, pressures from family and friends, and some other reasons.

Press on. You may find someone more of wife material than her by the time you are ready

Thanks bro... Still havent seen a wifey material sinx then.. But i guess with time

Lovelynature:
Some people hardly forget some things about their ex. They keep comparing their relationships to the past ones, and it shouldn't be so. No one wins a race by running and looking behind. There's always something to appreciate about your bae, and if you feel there's non, just back off. Simple

Regardless of however you guys broke up... There will definitely be some memories about him or her you will treasureforever... It aint no comparism with the present onr.

I cant stop wondering and thinking about how she carries her self all the time... A fighter and A leader in her own field... Her meals are the best memory i have of her... Pity i wasnt ready for Marriage...

Sarimah:
Hehehehe..it was a normal thing in secondary skul..I wrote my first love letter in js2 .. The letters always begins with DITTO(with d cupid sign) and ends with "for your eyes only"

Hmmm.. O ga ooo!

Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our musicians in the music industry and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school. TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class. KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son. REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months. OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position. MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him. P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class. B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has d opportunity to see question papers before exams, most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up carrying last after term exams. DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again. YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next. WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him. VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month. SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break. MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass. DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully. ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school. KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard. TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class. TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes. PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm. YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his always looking for boys. SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth. REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one. VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam. BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations. SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys. KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class. FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself. CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading. IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls. EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her. TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak. LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer. D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class. 9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1. DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful. PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones. 2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all d students…… Falz – One confused village boy, always speaking rubbish grammar in school but still passes English language exams. VIC O – The most hated student in the school, yet he doesn’t send anyone, he goes about failing and factorising pride outnof his failures. Adekunle Gold: Always speaking Vernacular to impress girl and likes to bring old answers from seniors to cheat and pass exam! E.g omolade, Sade. Blackface: that poor students that claims to be the most brilliant but always at the bottom of the class. Chidinma: Shortest girl in class, always passing her boundary and moves with the baddest guys. SKIBII – That cunning student that pretends to faint once the teacher tears him a stroke of cane. ASA – Very brilliant and modest girl who many don’t appreciate Don’t stop the fun, share and contribute! - See more at: http://www..ng/2016/04/29/hilarious-nigerian-musicians-kind-students/

I saw on one of the many advert whatevers of nairaland a caption for a website www.heyhowfar.com... I have been laughing since then...
How can a greeting be used as a website? Hey! How Far? Na wa oooo!

Any other funny websites you know and have surfed? Share pls


For tha sake of sharing

Who is she? Is she married to the HULK HOGAN we know?

By the way... That second pic.. That boy must be thinking.... Having this person as mama na case study ooo

Gbogbo e gbogbo e... Lori owo naa ni

Hmmm