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Here’s a compilation of some of the funniest reasons given by couples who went to divorce court for dissolutin of marriage.



ADELANI MAKINDE, a 32 year old businessman filed for divorce just hours after his expensive wedding. ADELANI discovered that his bride, KEMI had been wearing what is known as a butt pad to augment the size of her rear.

ADELANI told an Ikeja high court that his wife’s yansh is as flat as an ironing board. “I discovered that on our wedding night. I prefer a woman whose rear is big.”



OLUWAKELE OGUNDELE divorced her husband because he often defecated in their cooking pots after getting drunk. She told Agege Customary Court (Lagos) that her husband, OLUWAFEMI gets drunk every weekend. According to her, she can no longer cope again with the 10 year marriage.



55 year old EMMANUEL ASALA told Ikare Akoko Customary Court (Ondo) to dissolve his marriage to BUSAYO because she did not bring kitchen utensils from her father’s house. “How will a woman get married without a grinding stone, tablespoons, mortar, pestle, deep freezer and even serving plates?

“She did not bring any of these to my house. I don’t think I can continue with the marriage.” These were the words Emmanuel uttered in court. He even prayed the court should order Busayo to return all the things he listed because he bought them with his money.



ADETIRE ADEBOLA, a 40 year old carpenter told an Ikeja high court (Lagos) to dissolve his marriage of five years because his in-law often intervened when he is beating his wife.

“She is a stubborn woman. They don’t want me to teach her a lesson. I don’t like it when her people stop me from beating her. It is either they take their daughter or allow me put sense into her head”, was what ADEBOLA told the court during the proceeding.



SOJI IBRAHIM, a 35 year old trader ended his marriage of two months to RASHIDAT because she has small boobs.” It was her boobs that attracted her to me. I met her when she came to buy pepper from me. I couldn’t take my eyes off her big boobs.”

Ibrahim was shocked to discover his wife had been using artificial boobs after getting married to her. “Her boobs are small as Agbalumo (cherry)”, he said. “I detest those small size boobs. It is better to end the marriage.”



EJEMBI TONY and RACHAEL ended their five year marriage because of shoe odour. RACHAEL filed for divorce at an Igando Grade II court (Lagos) because her husband’s shoes smell a lot. After enduring and seeking solution to the problem, Rachael opted out of the union that produced three kids.



ADERIBIGBE ALLEN and SANDRA‘s marriage of one year hit the rocks after Allen filed for divorce in Oluyole Customary Court (Oyo) because he was tired of sharing house chores. “We agreed on how to do the house chores but I am tired of washing unending plates piled up in the kitchen.

“I regret marrying her and agreeing to share house chores. She is just too lazy.



EMMANUEL OBAFEMI and BIDEMI did not come to terms and their marriage eventually hit the rocks. According to Emmanuel, his wife is fond of flatulence at any point in time, and it smells horribly. He told an Igando customary court to dissolve their marriage because he can no longer cope with the habit.



MERIT ADAMS, a 29 year old entrepreneur decided to end her marriage after stumbling on her husband, Alex’s facebook page. According to her, Alex wrote that he is single on his facebook page. So, she wants to grant him his wish.



TOYIN ADISA, a 32 year old man was divorced on the grounds that he wouldn’t watch football match again. His wife, ADIJAT said she has been given black eye twice because her husband’s team lost in a football match.

She prayed the Agege (Lagos) court to dissolve the marriage because of this habit.



ADEBISI JADESIMI divorced her husband of two years because he is fond of wearing female undergarment, especially pants. “It is unbelievable that we share pants. He wouldn’t wear boxers even if you threaten to kill him, he prefers female pants.

“How would a man be wearing woman’s pants”, she narrated her ordeal to Alakuko Customary Court (Lagos).



http://www.sugardaily.ng/hilarious-compilation-of-the-funniest-weirdest-reasons-nigerian-couples-divorce/

Bad roads is a major cause for concern presently, not in abia alone but nationwide. You need to come to Sango and see what is happening

allsaint2000:
I blame Ogun state people for rewarding Amosun's ineptitude with his election into the senate.

U sure people actually voted for him? This is Nigeria

Ta tun lo n je Taka sufee bayii

tosyne2much:
I will add you right away

add me too boss.. 08185654277

Afobear:
This one is mad

Sire. I am not. I am sure u have your reasons to think that way. though

I am indeed very sorry. Try as I did, I couldn't upload the short video here.. Maybe it has something to do with my browser or Nairaland Protocol. So sorry.. It is an Indian movie by Krrish Actor, Hrithik Roshan and Another Indian actress where a lady fell off the stairs.. Roshan caught the woman but the baby fell off in the process only for the Indian actress to catch her...

So sorry I couldn't upload.. Don't know what it wrong for it not to upload

Please, kindly watch this Indian movie and tell me the title please

MY INTELLECTUAL SCHOLARS... A student wrote it. I want you to look into this and tell me what you think. Who is right after all...

In J.S.S 1, first term, I took 1st position in class with 522/1000 total mark. My parents were so happy and congratulated me, Only my class teacher told me to sit up.

Second term, I took 2nd position in class with 656/1000 total mark. My parents were a bit angry and told me to sit up. Only my class teacher smiled and told me that I have improved.


Third term, I took 3rd position in class with 879/1000 total mark. My parents were so angry I almost got a slap. My class teacher was happy, shook my hand and told me my result was better than other terms.

Please I'm confused... Am I performing well or not?

Have they seeked the services of the FBI to fight against the ever elusive Fulani herdsmen and miyetti Allah?
So Yahoo guys is the country priority now with all the atrocities and violence ravaging and ringing through the country
Radarada on top rubbish!!

Predictions everybody...

Mention players and teams that you think will dominate in the following categories in the upcoming Russia 2018 World Cup.

1. Top scorer
2. Most valuable player.
3. Team of the tournament.
4. Overall best losers
5. Player with Most assists
6. Player with Most dribbles completed.
7. Best goalkeeper of the tournament.
8. Flop of the tournament.
9. Worst team of the tournament.
10. Best Manager.
11. Most Promising Lad/Revelation of the tournament.

Let's drop our predictions and compare

O deep!!!

O GA oooo!!!!


Meanwhile, I am currently at work. Does anybody know if there is light at home? This news have reduced my battery strenght

Areeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Mean while.. Are the policemen in the picture dancing shakushaku?

God is indeed great.

Kinni gbogbo eleyii bayii

igba yen nko

africanusvu:
.can u see why buhari insults us.this lazy brain speaking and posting offpoint.wat av this got to do wit the topic.who agent heard that arsenal coach av resigned

Please Sir. I only understand English

BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Arsenal Football Club Manager, Arsene Wenger to quit the club at the end of the season in order to take up the offer of Nigeria President, Muhammed Buhari, to come teach Nigerian youths how to be hardworking and not lazy...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Arsenal Football Club Manager, Arsene Wenger to quit the club at the end of the season in order to take up the offer of Nigeria President, Muhammed Buhari, to come teach Nigerian youths how to be hardworking and not lazy...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Arsenal Football Club Manager, Arsene Wenger to quit the club at the end of the season in order to take up the offer of Nigeria President, Muhammed Buhari, to come teach Nigerian youths how to be hardworking and not lazy...

Uummmm.. Alex is one lazy Nigerian youth. she can't even pick her noses herself...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Arsenal Football Club Manager, Arsene Wenger to quit the club at the end of the season in order to take up the offer of Nigeria President, Muhammed Buhari, to come teach Nigerian youths how to be hardworking and not lazy...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Arsenal Football Club Manager, Arsene Wenger to quit the club at the end of the season in order to take up the offer of Nigeria President, Muhammed Buhari, to come teach Nigerian youths how to be hardworking and not lazy...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Arsenal Football Club Manager, Arsene Wenger to quit the club at the end of the season in order to take up the offer of Nigeria President, Muhammed Buhari, to come teach Nigerian youths how to be hardworking and not lazy...

Chai!!!!
Mouth jam mouth!!!
Some'n is happening right nah!!!

So what?? Guys will always be guys....

Well, this response shows that Alex has got more sense than the clueless Nina who had sex with miracle in the house, calls him an ordinary friend, and said Ebuka is the one trying to use questions to destroy his relationship outside the house!!!

Abeg.. Anybody get Collins Phone number?