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Wey the boy and the river now?

Na so

Buahahahaa... Friends with Benefit... POLICE FORCE

Hmmmm... The rate at which these idiat foreigners are using Nigeria for cheap publicity stunt these days.... Na wa ooo.... After Ginuwine... Na this mediocre waka come next abi

Kin lo le to yii?

What if he feels the urge to pass air? Chai... We dey chop something

She looks like ma next gf!

Nigeria Exams can be frustrating at times... I wish the conducting bodies would always release the step by step order of how the exams are marked and even the marked scripts if possible...

Secondus.. One of many pdp errors.. Why make someone who is meant to be second first...

kossyablaze:
Sofily Sofily catchee monkey

What kind of sch did u attend? By chance.. Did it have windows and doors back then? Lols

In Lil kesh lyrical voice... GBESE RE OOO...
I KNOW WHY SHA..In lil kesh voice again... IT IS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

And moreso.. Dem dey route android?

Hmmmmm.... Another hmmmmmm...

... SANDALILY SANDALILY... SANDALILY SANDAALILY... I guess u know the rest... Getting to know that it is Standard living hasnt changed much as the Sandalily sounds better....

Given the school i went to... How can i forget ..
E JADE KE WA WO WA OOO... E JADE KE WA WO WA OOO... We sang it as a nursery rhyme back then...

Lols... What about.... MY NAME.. MY NAME... MA NAME... PAMUREGEJI... LOLS..

ABEG. DROP URS TOO AND LETS FEEL THE VIBE...
lalasticlala... Which school rhyme u sabi booo...

PLANETMARS:
Who their fame help? Niggas b preaching prosperity and buying properties here and there!! And some olodos b worshipping their pastors. Anyway endtime no far again truth must prevail.

U definitely deserve to be transferred to lawma based on the leave trash for lawma stuff... Enmity should have lost its place in ur heart by now... I am not fighting for anybody.. But even if i dont know about Ayodele Babalola... I know of T B Joshua's charity all over the world and here u are saying trash... Abeg... Gerrarahia mehn!

DaFlash:
Omo naija ni mi, naija lo bimi si, lati kekere lati ka ABC, omo naija awa le fi eyin shi pepsi.....You know the rest. Happy married life to his sister.

U mean u dont knw the rest

Airforce1:
You be talking like if he invites you over, you wont spread legs for him to enter.


Awon holiest.

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Ki !!!

Lols.... Why dose ones sleep for floor?

PushMusic:
Is the pot supposed to be edible?
Creepy cake.

hmmmmmm....

CaroLyner:
i would hate to cut that cake

haba... Why

The format and kinds of cake we see dis days keeps showing that weddings and engagements are taking new turn... Saw dis cake at an engagement i attended today.. Pot on fire cake...

A man calls his son in South Africa last week & says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in USA and tell her".
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".
She calls home immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"I told you, it's done! They are coming home for Christmas"

Hmmm

COSTA BLASTS CHELSEA TEAM-MATES FOR 'SLEEPING' DURING VARDY'S GOAL
By Chris Davie
The striker was caught shouting at his team-mates and miming that they were asleep after Leicester City went a goal ahead against the Premier League champions
Diego Costa has been caught accusing
Chelsea's defence of 'sleeping' after Jamie Vardy's goal in Monday night's clash against Leicester City.
The Premier League champions are currently trailing 2-0 following goals in each half from Vardy and Riyad Mahrez.
But after Vardy's goal, subsequent replays have showed Costa berating his team-mates, with the striker indicating that his team-mates were asleep.
READ MORE | Mourinho: Costa to stay for three more years
The former Atletico Madrid forward hasn't been doing much better up the other end of the pitch this season.
He's scored just three goals in the Premier League so far, while he's only found the net once in six Champions League appearances, too.
Meanwhile, Chelsea lost Eden Hazard to a hip injury in the first half after a foul by Vardy.
Last season's Premier League Player of the Year is yet to get off the mark in England's top flight this season, but Jose Mourinho will still hope he's not going to be out of action for any length of time.
Chelsea still have to play Sunderland, Watford and Manchester United before the end of the year.

Iya reeee oooo... Ponmo ponmo ete oooo!! Jamiu Fadeyi has continue Mounrinho Nightmare.... Jamie Vardy

Snapshot

The gospel tungba artiste posted this on his facebook page and wrote...

'' Each day i remember my turning point day and date December 12 1997, I will continue to give more praise and adoration to my creator. It is exactly from death... And from ZERO TO HERO... Please rejoice with me''..

I really rejoice with you bro... Accidents are accidental...

Lalasticlala

When did baba join twitter??

Hmmm.... Shelibirity!!!!

Dont stop there... Advise them more... Let them understand... There is diference between Ankara, guinea and lace wife materials and it comes in yards too... 6yards preferable

Igba yen nko?