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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by laka2016: 2:58pm On Aug 12, 2022
laka2016:

Congrats Bro.
can you please help me clarify this issue with POF. "You must have this money for at least 28 consecutive days. The end date of the 28th day period must be within 31 days of the date you apply for you visa". Kindly explain with your experience what this statement mean. Were you interviewed at the tlc? Did they check the originals of your credentials? Did you use the same statement you used for CAS or you printed another one?
Thanks for your quick response.
Good day all in the house. please am still waiting for answers to these questions. Thank you.
The TLS site is not active. How does one choose date for biometrics and upload his documents- HELP PLEASE.
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by laka2016: 12:21am On Aug 12, 2022
KOLONIZA:
Congratulations
What are the documents you provided
Congrats Bro.
can you please help me clarify this issue with POF. "You must have this money for at least 28 consecutive days. The end date of the 28th day period must be within 31 days of the date you apply for you visa". Kindly explain with your experience what this statement mean. Were you interviewed at the tlc? Did they check the originals of your credentials? Did you use the same statement you used for CAS or you printed another one?
Thanks for your quick response.
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 7 by laka2016: 6:36pm On Jul 16, 2022
INABILITY TO REGISTER FOR TB TEST FOR UK STUDENT VISA.
Kindly help me in whatever way of information on how to register online for my TB test. i have tried severally to book online with the recommended site but the site doesn't go beyond choice of hospital to do the test. Kindly help me if you can. God bless you.
Nairaland / General / Re: Snake We Killed At Our Office Today by laka2016: 9:14pm On Dec 01, 2021
matrix199:
Snakes have suffered in the hands of peasant Nigerians. No thanks to Moses with the way he villainised snakes(serpent) in the book of Genesis.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if all the snakes in the world are killed? The population of rats would explode, leading to a plague that would cost millions of human lives before a cure is found.

Lets stop the impulsive killing of snakes that pose no threat. They play a vital role in the ecosystem just like pollinators like butterlies and bees play!


Well, that was my good nature speaking. The me after taking 8 bottles of budweisser would kill any threat that moves 50m close to my family.
My guy you're very funny. I was initially taken in by your beginning but your ending was something else. I share your view though, Nigerians just like killing anything and everything whether it poses a threat or not. We really need to " yi ese wa si apa kan......."
Travel / Re: Share Your IELTS Tips And Experience by laka2016: 5:59pm On Mar 13, 2020
Chuksdavis:


I prepared in three weeks for my IELTS UKVI.

I borrowed a book called BARRON’S from a friend who had written previously and also spent a lot of time watching tutorial videos on YouTube.

I also downloaded IELTS apps on my phone and I would say it was three weeks of extensive preparation. Wrote on November 20th 2019 and got a band 7.0.

As per the registration, After registering on their website, I went to a GTBank branch and raised a draft in British council’s name and went to their office in Ikoyi Lagos the next day and was issued a receipt. Got a confirmation email for my payment and subsequent emails with links to preparation materials.
Can this book be downloaded online or its only in hard copy? If its only in hard copy, where can one get it to buy?
Travel / Re: Italian Visa Bonanza by laka2016: 9:36pm On Mar 12, 2020
Visman:
Good day people.
Though this is not a mockery on Italy or around the world where the infamous covid-19 otherwise known as coronavirus is ravaging. as a matter of fact we hope to see the end of the spread of the virus sooner than later.BUT on a serious note,if there is an offer of 1month Italian tourist visa with all expense-paid trip to any Italian city of your choice with an allowance of 100,000Euros and the bonanza runs between now and the end of April 2020 who in this forum is ready to grab it?
I'll go sharp sharp. Corona or whatever its called no dey affect Africans. Or have heard say any African don die because of corona?
Family / Re: .... by laka2016: 4:31pm On Mar 02, 2020
Omolarablg:
I will be brief , my parents separated 15yrs, I’m from a family of 4 , 3 boys and a girl which is me , my parents separated 15yrs ago when I was just 11, my dad has never care for me and my brothers , he was always busy chasing women up and down , he had multiple kids with other women then he later married this woman younger than him , they had 4 children together 3 boys and a girl. Unfortunately last year October his wife died during labour , the baby survived. Now the children are girl 7, boy 4,2, 4 months old , my grand mother ( dad mother) has taken the girl and the 2 oldest boys while the baby is staying with the mom sister , my dad doesn’t care about those children he has been staying with another woman , he doesn’t visit or send them money , my grand mother has been on my neck begging me to collect my sister from her because she has been worrying the environment is not safe for her , have asked my husband for permission to collect the child , he agreed but my mother has disagreed and said if I go and collect the child she will disowned me all her life , and my grand mother can’t stop crying and begging me to come for the girl, I want to help my sister but I don’t want my mom to hate me because she is very serious about it. I’m in a dilemma and confuse , please encourage and advice me
I want to commend you for being good natured.At least you did not keep bitterness against your dad for His careless lifestyle. But for your mum the case us different. She has been hurt and is still being hurt by your Fathers attitude. Therefore it will take some time for her to come to terms with you her daughter wanting to help her "enemy".
I want to suggest you follow her gently and slowly. If she's Christian appeal to her expected Christian virtues.I know its not easy to forgive a spouse such as your father. In the interim you can be paying for the child's upkeep with your grandmother while you sort out the issue with your mum. Don't allow your grandmother push you into having disagreement with your mum who suffered over you when her son became irresponsible. Just my half cent.

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Romance / Re: How I Overcame Premature Ejaculation In My Marriage by laka2016: 6:05pm On Feb 26, 2020
Brunosamel:
I have been taking the concoction for two day, it works like charm... bleeped my girl this morning and she was like baby how come did you take any drugs.... I said no that Is a natural remedy...
Am also doing sex exercise + the concoction
Wonderful. Just the type of testimony that is needed about this procedure. Thank you for sharing this . Now other guys will have the confidence to go and try it out. My take has always been; if natural products are available and within reach, and potent then theres no need for all these synthetic drugs with their attendant risks.
Thanks again for the share.
Romance / Re: In Search Of Natural Aphrodisiac That Is As Sharp As Viagra (sildenafil) by laka2016: 7:14pm On Feb 25, 2020
laka2016:

Your concern for our safety is much appreciated. But the fact remains that performance in the bedroom has always and will always be a concern to men. And like I stated in the thread, its a search kind if thread for possible solution. You know if natural products are available to people and its found to work then people Will keep off the synthetic product that are harmful. And also there's no overdose with most natural products.
And if you know any product that will equally swell the banks accounts too kindly share. It will be counted for you as service to humanity.
I am in search of fruits, or a combination of fruit's or natural food that can be as potent as Viagra in the oza room.
If you know any,share your knowledge here.
Romance / Re: In Search Of Natural Aphrodisiac That Is As Sharp As Viagra (sildenafil) by laka2016: 10:22am On Feb 25, 2020
Olayinka8793:
How about a natural aphrodisiac that can increase the erection of your bank account to a very comfortable level?
Unless you are a porn star or sugar boy trying to satisfy your sugar mummy wella, long sex shouldn't be your concern. Pardon my manners but I don't wish to read another one of numerous tales of fellow men dying in the course of trying to last long on bed.
Your concern for our safety is much appreciated. But the fact remains that performance in the bedroom has always and will always be a concern to men. And like I stated in the thread, its a search kind if thread for possible solution. You know if natural products are available to people and its found to work then people Will keep off the synthetic product that are harmful. And also there's no overdose with most natural products.
And if you know any product that will equally swell the banks accounts too kindly share. It will be counted for you as service to humanity.
Romance / In Search Of Natural Aphrodisiac That Is As Sharp As Viagra (sildenafil) by laka2016: 8:51pm On Feb 24, 2020
Still awaiting your kind responses to this thread.
Education / Re: ABU Didn't Admit Goodness Thomas Into MBBS Cos In Niger Alone She Ranked No. 7 by laka2016: 5:38pm On Dec 20, 2019
[quote author=MoIbrahim post=85057661]Honestly *the person who wrote this piece “Injustice to one is injustice to all” is completely ignorant of the process of admission in Ahmadu Bello University Zaria,*

For those of us that wrote Jamb 3 times passed all and failed to secure admission whom also are from the catchment area of the University felt the same way but later got to understand the process & how it works!

There are some unique facts about ABU that we must appreciate which includes among so many others; ABU is the most cosmopolitan University in the whole of Africa not even Nigeria �� it’s no news that ABU Zr has students from each and every of the 774 local governments in �� which makes it a mini ��.

When it comes to teaching staff, ABU is the only record holder of having atleast 1 senior staff from each and every of the 36 states in Nigeria and it has remained so till date. So in essence not even the University of Abuja that is in the heart of Nigeria can boast of having students from all the 774 local governments or a staff from each of the 36 states in the Country. Then we should be proud of ABU Zr.

I can personally attest to the fact that in each and every Departmental admission guideline clearly spells out three criteria’s and is religiously adhered to which includes: 1. Merrit list 45% of the total students admitted to the dept (Atleast 2 to 3 students with the highest score from each state). 2. Catchment area list 35% (like any other university in Nigeria ABU considers students from its selected States as it catchment area). & 3. Less Educationally developed states list 20% (in other to give candidates in some selected states that are not as educationally developed as the others a chance to be in ABU as they are at a disadvantage and cannot stand their colleagues from the opposite side) which makes 100% for each department and in doing this no state is left out. Please tell me which other University in Nigeria can say same of their institution? I’ll tell U the answer for free “NONE”.

As regards the case of one *Goodness Thomas, she would have made it for the MBBS Merit list from her state but unfortunately she was number 7 on the list in terms of jamb score from Niger state* and only the first two were picked as it is in d case with all other 36 states and the FCT, she also wouldn’t have made it for the 2nd & 3rd criteria for admission as the number from the Medical and Dental Board limits ABU MBBS to only 120students per session so please do the maths how would U have admitted Goodness into MBBS and justify it even if U are on the admissions committee?

It is also important that I call the attention of the writer of this mischievous piece, that Goodness Thomas was quick to change her 1st choice to ‘Anatomy’ from MBBS seeing she didn’t make the 1st list and she was admitted in the 2nd list of admission which she accepted gladly and quickly, so why are people been mischievous and sharing very wrong information on social media?

I have seen the list of about 25 candidates this year alone from Kwara, Benue and Kogi states who scored above 300 and didn’t make the list for MBBS but unfortunately their representatives don’t have social media handles to speak out on their behalf.

This year alone ABU received more than 40,000 qualified candidates which is the largest number of applicants for any university in Nigeria and Jamb gave ABU the clearance to take in 11,000 candidates which is also the highest number any university is taking in this year, so who will speak for the over 29,000 qualified candidates? Even ASUU is crying that accademic staff are over stretched due to the number of lecturer to student at the moment.

As it stands, ABU is among the 1st generation of universities in Nigeria and there has been plans from the management under the leadership of Prof. Ibrahim Garba with support from the Nigerian Universities Commission (NUC) and the Ministry of Education for ABU Zr to Migrate into a fully pledged Post-Graduate University and that can only happen if the number of undergraduates intake is cut by more than half the number its currently taking in.

So please let’s call all mischief makers to order and if anyone has any issue on admission of a candidate to write to the University rather than embarking on campaign of calmuny on social media to dent the reputation of a University we all hold Dear.

Abubakar A Rafindadi.

The writer if these piece would have scored more points if all the argument put forward for the girls denial if admission is backed up by evidence to proof the fact.He should have shown us the list and qualification of the 120 candidates given the admission. Instead he spoke characteristically like Nigerians after they have denied you your right. And we can't trust these people in charge of admission in schools. Are they not the same people selling admission to the highest bidders and they'll deny qualified candidates placement after they have finished selling all the admission.
It would surely very easy to believe his argument if we see enough proof that the poor girl was not cheated because she didn't know anybody in the society.
And whatever system that denies some one who score above 300 in jamb and gives admission to someone who score 200 in the same jamb is trash system.
Health / Re: A Friend Needs A Help On His Leg Challenge (Graphics Photos) by laka2016: 1:04pm On Nov 28, 2019
[quote author=tetula123 post=84425474]You tried bringing this to nairaland a forum filled with hypocrites. Some will soon tell you its HIV as their own no dey pass am and thats the only sickness that exist to them.
* A forum where somone complains of STI and people who fuvk more than them blames them for not using condom

* and you say you use condom and it broke they say you didnt buy original condom

*And when you use good condom they say its because you are sleeping around

*and you say your girlfriend gave you, you don't sleep around.

* They say why will you have Pre marital sex( na them fornicate pass o)

Them forget say for life no body holy pass and one can't be too careful in life.
What am I even saying

Even me I was beginning to wonder at what you were saying. The ops has done well to bring the issue here.Our people say the finger that is paining one, one does not keep it hidden. By the ops exposition of the problem, surely help will come from unknown quarters. Although so many may say a lot of irrelevants but he'll still find those that will say things that will hit his nail on its head.My thoughts.
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 4 by laka2016: 7:58pm On Oct 12, 2019
ebunstic:
Thanks all for the information you share here. It's been very helpful. Applied for 6 months visit visa for a family of four. All four were granted. Timeline below:
Biometrics 18 September
Transferred to VAC 18 September
Decision made on 3 of the applications 2nd October
Decision made on last 1 of the applications 7th October
Collection email on 3 of the applications 8th October
Collection email on last 1 of the applications 10th October
Picked up passports today and all visas granted. However, middle name of my baby was incorrectly spelt. Not sure how to handle that.

Thanks to everyone here
u
hi, can you please help the rest of us who are yet to apply with all documents you supplied before you were issued visa. Thank you in advance.
Travel / Re: Before You Discourage Canada Hopefuls by laka2016: 7:00pm On Oct 12, 2019
Saintp:
I remember a day before we left naija, I and my wife went to the bank, I withdraw 8m and my wife withdrew 2m and we changed it to Dollars in preparation of our journey the following day.

My cousin was mad. He was like "you are stupid ooo. How can you go and burn 10m abroad instead of investing it here" He made a last ditch attempt to stop me by showing me lands, properties that I can buy that will generate profit for me. He also brought a business idea which he says will double the money in 18 months.

After all his rant, I told him that man shall not live by money alone. I am not a slave to money and I want more than just money.

Most people don't understand why someone wants to leave naija. The reasons look stupid to them. But then there is no right or wrong, it is just a matter what you want out of life. We can't all have the same mentality.

This is why I tell people not to do follow follow but examine themselves properly to be sure what their interests are before making any immigration decision.

My only regret today is that I should have left naija earlier than when I left but thank God I left finally.
hi. sent you a pm please. Kindly reply. i would like to find out some things from you . Thanks.
Romance / Re: How To Get Hard And Sustainable Erection Anytime You Want It by laka2016: 7:19pm On Jun 10, 2019
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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Receives Imam Who Hid 200 Villagers In Mosque by laka2016: 10:22am On Jun 01, 2019
royalamour:


Idiot. You are not a Christian. Stop tarnishing our image. Bloody Islamic demon.
Ops, you for no abuse him now. We can all be civil with ourselves without resorting to abuse. Just like the imam did let us be tolerant of each other.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Receives Imam Who Hid 200 Villagers In Mosque by laka2016: 10:10am On Jun 01, 2019
GoTV:
sad May God continue to bless the imam for saving innocent lives despite seperate beliefs. We Christians should learn from this imam and be tolerant to people of other faiths especially Muslims. How many pastors will hide non Christians in their churches?. Let's put humanity first before religion. Let's live together in peace and unity
Sir, I beg to strongly disagree with you on this your summation. Christians are much more tolerant than muslims. And I trust we will find so many Christians not even pastors who would do just like the imam did if such situation present itself. I guess i'ni all we should love ourselves and stop all these bloodletting that benefits nobody.

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Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by laka2016: 7:25pm On May 19, 2019
2Ballz:

Is this actually a case of weak erection?
How long do you wish to go before penile detumescense?
Do you wish to continue this way for the next 2 years?
Will the erection keeps getting better with or without drug?
De Doc, na wah o. These your medical terms! What is penile detumesence? Actual am out looking for a lasting solution that is permanent. Am just using this drug as a fill in the gap ni. To help me while the seach continues. Thank you sir for all your responses.
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by laka2016: 11:26pm On May 17, 2019
2Ballz:


It is okay to take that way.
Was it a doctor that prescribed it for you?

What's a weak erection?
Hi Doc. Thanks. It wasn't a doctor that prescribed it o. I just kind of picked it on the street ni. And I discovered am able to last longer with just as little as a four way division of a 100mg tablet.
By weak erection I mean inability to maintain a strong penis till the end of a sexsual act. Sometimes the penis will just go flaccid in the middle of the act. Or Sometimes if I try to delay coming, it will just go down on its own. But with this drug am able to complete the act and Madame too is Happy.
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by laka2016: 9:42pm On May 14, 2019
[quote author=2Ballz post=78343167]

Thanks doctor for your response. What if the dosage is just like 25mg and its not taken every day. Maybe taken as needed like twice a week. Will all those your forecast still come to pass? Or please can you recommend a more permanent solution to the problem. I don't have PE or ED o. All that borders me is weak erection. Thank you for your quick response.
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by laka2016: 11:19pm On May 12, 2019
Hi doctors in the house. Is there any danger in taking a brand of sidenafil citrate daily or any other day to treat weak erection? Taking it makes me strong and able to last a while. Is there any inherent danger I Could be in. I am 52 years.
Thank you.
Education / Re: Top Questions About Postgraduate Study In Nigeria by laka2016: 10:32pm On Aug 09, 2018
Quality20:
Usmanu Danfodiyo University Sokoto(UDUS) is probably d coolest place to d PG programs.
cheap fees, about 104k per session and easy admission without stress ,even students per class could b as low as 3 or even 2 and at most 10. And what more , a 3rd class graduate can be admitted for masters if he/she has at least 5 yrs postgraduate relevant working experience.
Overall I think UDUS is d cheapest PG school in d country, with highly skilled manpower and new/standard amenities and infrastructures.
The application forms is currently on sale at d cost of 10k and sales of d form closes next month,except if extended
I beg to disagree with you sir
All you said about UDUS is not entitely true. I hope you don't want to delibrately misslead people..It's faculty of education is worst hit by the number of sadist lecturers there. It took my wife over five years for her to finish her masters Program in the faculty. And I know another close family friend who has to abandon her own Program after several years without making head way. UDUS is not a kind of school I'll recomend to a friend.

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Travel / Re: Two People Sitting On Train, Fall, Die In Lagos (Photos) by laka2016: 7:07pm On Jul 20, 2018
cyclops:
Veered train haba how nah or it held a force break
Even me I was wondering how possible it is for a train to veer off its course. If it a train veer off its course it automatic derailment. Sure it's a forced break the writer wanted to say. And those that fell off are probably not holding anything for support. May their souls rest in peace.

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