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Christianity Etc › Re: Fr Mbaka Shuts Adoration Ground Over Alleged Threat To Life by Lakayanah: 7:08am On Mar 23, 2015
If truly he is a man of God he has nothing to fear. Daniel was put in the lion's den but came out stronger than before. Fake Nigerian men of God. Fear fear.
Politics › Campaign Gifts. by Lakayanah(op): 11:20am On Mar 22, 2015
Why do politicians give out gifts during their campaigns? For they all do it here in Nigeria. During campaigns that's when politicians remember that people have not eaten rice. Instead of all that why not give out memorabilia with party logos, like polo shirt, hand fans etc. They should concentrate on good governance then the people will feed themselves. Please I don't want hear Apc or Pdp for they all do it.
Crime › Re: Graphic Photo Of Kids Murdered By Fulanis In Agatu, Benue State. by Lakayanah: 10:20am On Mar 19, 2015
He will surely come out and legalise bokoharam when he is voted into power because the apple does not fall far from its tree.
Sports › Re: I Am A Die-hard Fan Of Jonathan' - Sprinter Blessing Okagbare Says by Lakayanah: 11:28am On Mar 18, 2015
God bless her, that's why she is a champion.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Nairalander Uses Toothpick To Make Crazy Art And Portrait by Lakayanah: 5:16pm On Mar 16, 2015
I am blown to pieces wow.
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was Jesus (the Christ) Between Age 13-29 by Lakayanah: 8:06am On Mar 15, 2015
I believe the bible was compiled by some rulers to check and control their subjects they selected only the sections of what was written that would make them more powerful and oppress their subjects. The whites also took the bible along with them to new frontiers to erase all forms of worship the conquered were used to for easy governance.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Catches Wife Having Sex With Guest Pastor He Invited To His Church by Lakayanah: 7:44am On Mar 15, 2015
Is there no way we can scrap the title pastor? That's the most bastardized title I know. I have a neighbour that is not even a male pastor but so vulgar all her proverbs are about preek and toto, the other day she was angry at a 5 year old boy she was screaming at him that it is the size of your preek is what you will use in knacking your wife. Instead of the normal cut your coat according to your size. Just yesterday the same woman was screaming at someone for not taking proper care of a toddler the toddler fell and injured himself properly she shouted at the caregiver that the size of preeek and the size of a baby's head are not the same. When I hear things like this being said in the presence of non Christians I feel embarrassed.
Christianity Etc › Re: If God Asks You To Marry A Prostitute? by Lakayanah: 7:23am On Mar 15, 2015
Who created the entire world in the first place? He knew you even before you were formed in your mother's womb, so he knows what is good for you. An ordinary babalawo would tell people to sleep with a mad person to perform certain ritual, they will do it without questions asked. Now God almighty is telling you to marry someone you are asking questions. That's why we are having problems in life because of disobedience. You remember Rahab in the bible? She became part of the lineage of our Lord Jesus. God is great and his mercies endures forever. God bless all his obedient children this sunday.
Politics › Re: Prof. Osinbajo Kneels Down As Powerful Bishops Pray For Him (photo) by Lakayanah: 7:43pm On Mar 14, 2015
The title of pastor has been so bastardized. Breeze go blow foul yansh go open.
Crime › Re: Hausa Youths Attack Yoruba In Osun, Five Injured by Lakayanah: 4:49pm On Mar 11, 2015
Nothing spoil siblings fighting. It's all part of the change sai baba to them. Let them enjoy, this is just a tip of the iceberg, there's more from where that came from.
Family › Re: See D Text My Mum Sent 2 Me. >:( by Lakayanah: 1:29pm On Mar 11, 2015
Mothers don't think evil of their children. They practically think the world of them they pray for them even before praying for themselves. Whatever hurts the children kills the mom. If your mom tells you anything is never out of spite but love. Children are ever fighting their moms for always trying to protect them.
Family › The Original World War 1. by Lakayanah(op): 7:16pm On Mar 10, 2015
After mankind was kicked out of the beautiful garden of Eden. There was a fierce battle between the man and the woman. Man was very angry for he blamed the woman for the hardship he was facing, man won the war hence the phrase it's a man's world. He man now made the woman his slave instead of the help mate she was supposed to be. Whatever the men do you will hear boys would be boys. Let a lady try it what you would hear is that's unladylike. I think this picture illustrates it better.

Politics › Re: PDP mocks APC over flopped one-million-man march by Lakayanah: 6:43am On Mar 09, 2015
They made up to 10,000 you mean we have up that amount of agberos that's serious. I am quite sure those are the thugs they use in causing mayhem on the innocent. I am sure the leaders of the party would be scared stiff if their children even mention joining the march.
Celebrities › Re: Sunday, 8 March 2015 Check Out Linda Ikeji's Beautiful Sister, Laura Ikeji by Lakayanah: 12:46am On Mar 09, 2015
Atutupoyoyo. Ugly with capital letters.
Celebrities › Re: Man who was ridiculed for dancing in public get a VIP invitation to dance party by Lakayanah: 12:29am On Mar 09, 2015
Hope the dance will help him shed some weight, what a biggy belle.
Celebrities › Re: Super Model Oluchi Orlandi Was At AMVCA, Ramsey Nouah Can’t Hide His Surprise by Lakayanah: 12:23am On Mar 09, 2015
What a lady she makes men look and feel short. She is very beautiful though.
Celebrities › Re: Woman Cuts Husband Joystick Because He F**k Her Too Much (graphic Pic) by Lakayanah: 5:27pm On Mar 08, 2015
This story sounds so fake with the preeek looking like molded amala, abi na yoruba man preeek?
Celebrities › Re: Must Every Woman Wear A Dinner Gown? by Lakayanah(op): 11:31am On Mar 08, 2015
sinaj:
she is nt lukin as bad as u r insinuating
you mean the wedding gown wanna be.
Celebrities › Must Every Woman Wear A Dinner Gown? by Lakayanah(op):
Ronke oshodi oke went to the MAVCA Looking like a carpenter made her dress and a brick layer did her hair. Please is it a must to wear western attires when you don't have the body for it?

Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Characteristics Of A Virtuous Woman... by Lakayanah: 9:36am On Mar 08, 2015
elantraceey:
Not all men , there are men that sees these virtues and sincerely appreciate them .
Yes not all men but majority of them would.
Fashion › Re: Your Guide To Knowing Your Real Bra Size. by Lakayanah: 9:20am On Mar 08, 2015
Kayendy:
Best way


Buy a glass cup
2) measure d breast wit d glass cup
3) continue measuring with diff glass cups till u get ur size
4)take d glass cup to d market

Tank me later
Glass cuphuh? Some people need buckets while others basins.
Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Characteristics Of A Virtuous Woman... by Lakayanah: 9:09am On Mar 08, 2015
After doing all these do our men appreciate? No matter what you do for a man if cut your limp for them that will not stop them from breaking your heart. The consultation is that you'll have good children that you will be proud of.
Celebrities › Re: Belinda Effah's Super-crazy Hairstyle To The 2015 AMVCA by Lakayanah: 8:45am On Mar 08, 2015
I don't know who she is but she is so cute and unique. She dared to be different she achieved her aim quite impressive.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Slam Mavins Performance At AMVCA by Lakayanah: 8:38am On Mar 08, 2015
I thought I was the only one that noticed it. They destroyed the beautiful song with their performance. What's the useless walking stick donjazzy carries like a occult man.
Celebrities › Re: ...and Derenle Edun Killed The Show With His Outfit At AMVCA2015 by Lakayanah: 9:56pm On Mar 07, 2015
Poor him. Ojuju calabar.
Celebrities › Genevive Just Oops On MAVCA. by Lakayanah(op):
I cannot believe it Genevive Nnaji just said the recipients of Malta Guinness will get fat. For receiving six months worth of Malta Guinness, I thought the drink promotes healthy lifestyle.
Celebrities › Re: Fathia Balogun Just Said On AMVCA 2015 That She Is An Urhobo Lady And Not Yoruba by Lakayanah: 9:30pm On Mar 07, 2015
It's good to be a good linguist. She has made a name for herself by speaking yoruba.
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Calls Patience Jonathan An "English Professor" On International TV by Lakayanah: 9:24pm On Mar 07, 2015
Useless basket mouth that was not funny at all. Can his mother speak half as fluent as the first lady. When you insult our leaders in front of Africa you are insulting yourself. Please learn how to control your tongue.
Celebrities › Re: Birthday: Pete Edochie Turns 68 Today by Lakayanah:
Happy birthday to the man of timber calibre, the man that the social media has killed more than a million times.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Visits Owerri, Imo State (photos) by Lakayanah: 1:35pm On Mar 06, 2015
Is this the traffic jam? Then you people need to buy more cars
Celebrities › Re: Meet The Oldest Man In The World, Misao Okawa; Celebrates 117 Years.. by Lakayanah: 11:04am On Mar 06, 2015
These advanced countries think the world revolves around them. America would call their national competitions world cup series. Have they come to African countries to see if we do not have older people than the ones they parade as the best, bravest, most brilliant etc. Lets start appreciating ourselves by doing proper documentation and calling ourselves the name we want the world to call us.
Celebrities › Jim Iyke Not The Father Of Nadia's Twins by Lakayanah(op): 5:56am On Mar 06, 2015
It was like Jim Iyke was just shooting blanks at Nadia when the bobo with proper bullets arrived scene it was one blow two surrender. Picture of the smart dude with the accurate aim.

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