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Nairaland GeneralRe: Ex Minister Tried To Return N50bn Through Me — El-rufai by Lakayanah: 5:44pm On Oct 18, 2015
Short man devil lie lie, Abuja thief kwaruption. Bring them to book if you truly have evidence birds of a feather flocks together, Nigerian politicians nonsense.
TravelRe: Pilot Lieutenant Ebitimi Owei Buried(pictures) by Lakayanah: 5:07pm On Oct 16, 2015
Rip my fellow Izon brother I am still sad.
Christianity EtcRe: My Church Is Aware I’m Member Of Ogboni Confraternity —ogunfuwa, Remo Chief. by Lakayanah: 8:32pm On Oct 11, 2015
All these wolves in sheep clothing, must they go to church?
TravelRe: Picture Of Flt Lt. Ebitimi Owei One Of The Victims Of The Crashed Fighter Jet by Lakayanah: 8:06pm On Oct 11, 2015
This is very sad in a state where we have very few people like him death too is taking its share, I feel really sad for his family. May God fill every vacuum and give them another reason to smile again.
Jokes EtcYanka Goma (cut Into Ten Pieces) by Lakayanah(op): 7:09pm On Oct 11, 2015
One woman went to the market to buy chicken to make pepper soup for her sick husband. After they agreed on 1 thousand she now told the seller that she wanted "yanka goma" which means cut the chicken into 10 pieces. The man misunderstood her and ahead to slaughter 10 chickens, she went into the market bought other ingredients for the pepper soup. When she came to collect her chicken she was shown so many dressed chickens, she was like you mean a chicken could fill so much space? The chicken seller said what do you mean by a chicken? You asked me to slaughter 10 chickens, the man created a very big scene told the woman that she must be joking that she must pay him #10,000 all she had on her was a thousand naira and her transport fare home. People had gathered she just burst into tears explained to all that her husband is sick she just wanted to make pepper soup for him. They felt her pains and pleaded with the trader she was asked to pay her one thousand and was given her yanka goma. From that day the traders nicknamed her yanka goma whenever she entered that market.
Jokes EtcYanka Goma (cut Into Ten Pieces) by Lakayanah(op): 7:04pm On Oct 11, 2015
One woman went to the market to buy chicken to make pepper soup for her sick husband. After they agreed on 1 thousand she now told the seller that she wanted "yanka goma" which means cut the chicken into 1 pieces. The man misunderstood her and ahead to slaughter 10 chickens, she went into the market bought other ingredients for the pepper soup. When she came to collect her chicken she was shown so many dressed chickens, she was like you mean a chicken could fill so much space? The chicken seller said what do you mean by a chicken? You asked me to slaughter 10 chickens, the man created a very big scene told the woman that she must be joking that she must pay him #10,000 all she had on her was a thousand naira and her transport fare home. People had gathered she just burst into tears explained to all that her husband is sick she just wanted to make pepper soup for him. They felt her pains and pleaded with the trader she was asked to pay her one thousand and was given her yanka goma. From that day the traders nicknamed her yanka goma whenever she entered that market.
CelebritiesRe: Popular Non Yoruba Indigenes Making Waves In The Yoruba Movie Industry by Lakayanah: 5:18pm On Oct 11, 2015
femi4:
Yes now....she be Edo girl
She is urhobo from Delta state.
FamilyThe Only Way Forward For Us As A People In 9ja. by Lakayanah(op): 2:41pm On Oct 09, 2015
Let's take a cue from this write up it will help us as a people out of our shallow way of handling each other's religion and tribe

CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim At Cool Fm This Morning - (photo) by Lakayanah: 12:53pm On Oct 09, 2015
She for leave her hips for house? What a heading that she went to a radio with hips.
PoliticsRe: Ministerial List : See Speculated Portfolios Of Ministers by Lakayanah: 12:01pm On Oct 09, 2015
Criminals. Wolves not in sheep clothing they are not even disguising themselves no mask hmm, may God deliver us from one chance.
CrimeRe: Man Produces Fake Dollars, Pounds Worth Millions (Pic of Fake Money & Man) by Lakayanah: 7:40am On Oct 09, 2015
4stylz:
Yoruba man in fake dollar bizness, i am sure igbos taught him how to do that or he gave a fake name.

Quote me and receive spiritual slap
One word for you mumu bigot.
CrimeRe: Man Produces Fake Dollars, Pounds Worth Millions (Pic of Fake Money & Man) by Lakayanah: 7:39am On Oct 09, 2015
It's only greedy and foolish people fall mungu. Work hard and think smartly you will achieve your goals in life
CelebritiesRe: Dj Xclusive & Tinuke's White Wedding Today (Photos) by Lakayanah: 9:36pm On Oct 03, 2015
The open eye of Nigerians is becoming alarming. The papa of the bride dancing with his daughter with more than half of her milk industry popping out.
FamilyRe: Today Is My Birthday. by Lakayanah(op): 4:33am On Oct 01, 2015
nikenry:
Gud to know we were born on d same day. Today is also my birthday! Always celebrating with d nation. Hpy birthday to us. May we receive help to soar like eagles this year IJN.
Ameeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!!!!.
FamilyRe: Today Is My Birthday. by Lakayanah(op): 4:00am On Oct 01, 2015
olowookerekemi:
happy bthday to u..llnp

nd send me my own cake
Thanks God bless you.
FamilyToday Is My Birthday. by Lakayanah(op): 3:35am On Oct 01, 2015
I want to wish myself a wonderful birthday, just because I know I am a very special person sharing the same birthday as my country that is so great. When I was much younger my mum used to tell me every Oct 1st that it was because of me other children go for the match pass and the whole country celebrates because it was my birthday and forever I would remain special. Then I got married on my 1st anniversary I had my first child a boy. My mum reminded me of been a special child to her and indeed the world. My fellow Nairalanders believe in yourself and the sky would be your starting point. I carry myself with so much carriage because of that believe I have in myself. Please don't forget to always tell your children how special they are it will strengthen them for life remain blessed as you say a word of prayer for me and our great country Nigeria, some of you call it a zoo but it's still the only one we have lets learn how to cherish it,it will go a long way to improve her dented image God bless you all and have a stress free celebrations.
FamilyToday Is My Birthday. by Lakayanah(op): 3:30am On Oct 01, 2015
I want to wish myself a wonderful birthday, just because I know I am a very special person sharing the same birthday as my country that is so great. When I was much younger my mum used to tell me every Oct 1st that it was because of me other children go for the match pass and the whole country celebrates because it was my birthday and forever I would remain special. Then I got married on my 1st anniversary I had my first child a boy. My mum reminded me of been a special child to her and indeed the world. My fellow Nairalanders believe in yourself and the sky would be your starting point. I carry myself with so much carriage because of that believe I have in myself. Please don't forget to always tell your children how special they are it will strengthen them for life remain blessed as you say a word of prayer for me and our great country Nigeria, some of you call it a zoo but it's still the only one we have lets learn how to cherish it,it will go a long way to improve her dented image God bless you all and have a stress free celebrations.
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj Goes Shirtless As He Performs In Beast Mode At Ijebu Concert by Lakayanah: 4:24am On Sep 29, 2015
I beg which kind song him dey sing sotey e pull abi na one song from his archive?
CelebritiesRe: Mimz-Lounge, Ini Edo's Night Club (Photos) by Lakayanah: 12:47pm On Sep 28, 2015
If she is not fronting for a politician I duff my gele for her.
CelebritiesRe: AMAA Red Carpet: Eniola Badmus Scores 1/10 (Photo) by Lakayanah: 10:49am On Sep 28, 2015
dacovajnr:
The Op must either had rated this pix based on the mark wey e dey always get for primary/secondary school days or Maybe codine is performing wonder....She looks beautiful in that Dress.. grin
I hope you look like that in your clothes, if you're a man I hope your girlfriend looks exactly like her.
PoliticsRe: Saraki tells 3 Ex-Presidents, Influential Nigerians To Come To His Rescue-Nation by Lakayanah: 9:46pm On Sep 27, 2015
I trust my country immediately he complies the noise about the case and the case it's will thrown into the dustbin. Then Saraki would be a free man again no questions asked
PoliticsRe: Jega’s Brother Justice A.A. Jega Who Died In Hajj Stampede (Photo) by Lakayanah: 5:54pm On Sep 27, 2015
Rest in peace. Dem try for dem house. They really went to school and became proper achievers. Calamity will run away from your home. I am an Ijaw woman I still support Jonathan come rain or shine.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage, Agbani Darego Attend Elohor Aisien's Baby Shower (photos) by Lakayanah: 10:18pm On Sep 26, 2015
Baby shower is a little party held by the friends of a pregnant woman where by her friend will brings what the mother is to use when the baby is born. It's everyone contributing to help the less privileged mother but it has been turned into a status thing now. The original aim defeated.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage, Agbani Darego Attend Elohor Aisien's Baby Shower (photos) by Lakayanah: 10:17pm On Sep 26, 2015
Baby shower is a little party held by the friends of a pregnant woman where by her friend will brings which the mother is to use when the baby is born. It's everyone contributing to help the less privileged mother but it has been turned into a status string now.
FashionRe: Ifeoma Jennifer Ohia Is Miss Grand Nigeria 2015 As Tonto Dikeh Head Judges (PIX by Lakayanah: 7:32pm On Sep 26, 2015
Pure undiluted atutupoyoyo.
PoliticsRe: Saraki’s Attackers Invaded God’s Abode – Ilorin Emir by Lakayanah: 6:20pm On Sep 26, 2015
Nigerians don "PROVOKE" no more sitting down like puppies because one puppet of a king says so. Forward ever!!!! We shall get to our promised land of milk and honey.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities In South Africa For AMAA 2015 (pics) by Lakayanah: 5:02pm On Sep 26, 2015
Orikinla:
[size=28pt]Where is Omotola Jalade Ekeinde in the pictures?
Is she invisible?[/size]
Check out the very 1st picture.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities In South Africa For AMAA 2015 (pics) by Lakayanah: 4:54pm On Sep 26, 2015
Omotola in a class of her own, she does not want to be stained by the rest so she moves ahead of them.
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Edun Fell From Stage In Port-Harcourt by Lakayanah: 4:47pm On Sep 26, 2015
I pray he does not burn out soon. Someone should show him how fast the candle burns out in the wind.
CrimeRe: Germany-based Businessman Shot Dead In Lagos (Pictured) by Lakayanah: 12:21pm On Sep 26, 2015
Do people really take time read the stories before commenting? If some of you actually took the pains to read you would have noticed that the murdered victim is a black Nigerian not a white German. In the bid to comment 1st they show their stupidity.
CelebritiesRe: P-square Hang Out At Jay Z’s Tidal New York Office (photos) by Lakayanah: 12:07pm On Sep 26, 2015
I beg those people na triplets or twins?
CelebritiesRe: Funke Kuti Celebrates Son Made's 20th Birthday With Cute Throwback Photos by Lakayanah: 11:57am On Sep 26, 2015
The Kuti blood is so strong it goes on and on. The face is unmistakable. Fine young man. Nowadays people sabi old quick see ber ber full for 20 year old man face.

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