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Short man devil lie lie, Abuja thief kwaruption. Bring them to book if you truly have evidence birds of a feather flocks together, Nigerian politicians nonsense. |
Rip my fellow Izon brother I am still sad. |
All these wolves in sheep clothing, must they go to church? |
This is very sad in a state where we have very few people like him death too is taking its share, I feel really sad for his family. May God fill every vacuum and give them another reason to smile again. |
One woman went to the market to buy chicken to make pepper soup for her sick husband. After they agreed on 1 thousand she now told the seller that she wanted "yanka goma" which means cut the chicken into 10 pieces. The man misunderstood her and ahead to slaughter 10 chickens, she went into the market bought other ingredients for the pepper soup. When she came to collect her chicken she was shown so many dressed chickens, she was like you mean a chicken could fill so much space? The chicken seller said what do you mean by a chicken? You asked me to slaughter 10 chickens, the man created a very big scene told the woman that she must be joking that she must pay him #10,000 all she had on her was a thousand naira and her transport fare home. People had gathered she just burst into tears explained to all that her husband is sick she just wanted to make pepper soup for him. They felt her pains and pleaded with the trader she was asked to pay her one thousand and was given her yanka goma. From that day the traders nicknamed her yanka goma whenever she entered that market. |
One woman went to the market to buy chicken to make pepper soup for her sick husband. After they agreed on 1 thousand she now told the seller that she wanted "yanka goma" which means cut the chicken into 1 pieces. The man misunderstood her and ahead to slaughter 10 chickens, she went into the market bought other ingredients for the pepper soup. When she came to collect her chicken she was shown so many dressed chickens, she was like you mean a chicken could fill so much space? The chicken seller said what do you mean by a chicken? You asked me to slaughter 10 chickens, the man created a very big scene told the woman that she must be joking that she must pay him #10,000 all she had on her was a thousand naira and her transport fare home. People had gathered she just burst into tears explained to all that her husband is sick she just wanted to make pepper soup for him. They felt her pains and pleaded with the trader she was asked to pay her one thousand and was given her yanka goma. From that day the traders nicknamed her yanka goma whenever she entered that market. |
femi4:She is urhobo from Delta state. |
Let's take a cue from this write up it will help us as a people out of our shallow way of handling each other's religion and tribe
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She for leave her hips for house? What a heading that she went to a radio with hips. |
Criminals. Wolves not in sheep clothing they are not even disguising themselves no mask hmm, may God deliver us from one chance. |
4stylz:One word for you mumu bigot. |
It's only greedy and foolish people fall mungu. Work hard and think smartly you will achieve your goals in life |
The open eye of Nigerians is becoming alarming. The papa of the bride dancing with his daughter with more than half of her milk industry popping out. |
nikenry:Ameeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!!!!. |
olowookerekemi:Thanks God bless you. |
I want to wish myself a wonderful birthday, just because I know I am a very special person sharing the same birthday as my country that is so great. When I was much younger my mum used to tell me every Oct 1st that it was because of me other children go for the match pass and the whole country celebrates because it was my birthday and forever I would remain special. Then I got married on my 1st anniversary I had my first child a boy. My mum reminded me of been a special child to her and indeed the world. My fellow Nairalanders believe in yourself and the sky would be your starting point. I carry myself with so much carriage because of that believe I have in myself. Please don't forget to always tell your children how special they are it will strengthen them for life remain blessed as you say a word of prayer for me and our great country Nigeria, some of you call it a zoo but it's still the only one we have lets learn how to cherish it,it will go a long way to improve her dented image God bless you all and have a stress free celebrations. |
I want to wish myself a wonderful birthday, just because I know I am a very special person sharing the same birthday as my country that is so great. When I was much younger my mum used to tell me every Oct 1st that it was because of me other children go for the match pass and the whole country celebrates because it was my birthday and forever I would remain special. Then I got married on my 1st anniversary I had my first child a boy. My mum reminded me of been a special child to her and indeed the world. My fellow Nairalanders believe in yourself and the sky would be your starting point. I carry myself with so much carriage because of that believe I have in myself. Please don't forget to always tell your children how special they are it will strengthen them for life remain blessed as you say a word of prayer for me and our great country Nigeria, some of you call it a zoo but it's still the only one we have lets learn how to cherish it,it will go a long way to improve her dented image God bless you all and have a stress free celebrations. |
I beg which kind song him dey sing sotey e pull abi na one song from his archive? |
If she is not fronting for a politician I duff my gele for her. |
dacovajnr:I hope you look like that in your clothes, if you're a man I hope your girlfriend looks exactly like her. |
I trust my country immediately he complies the noise about the case and the case it's will thrown into the dustbin. Then Saraki would be a free man again no questions asked |
Rest in peace. Dem try for dem house. They really went to school and became proper achievers. Calamity will run away from your home. I am an Ijaw woman I still support Jonathan come rain or shine. |
Baby shower is a little party held by the friends of a pregnant woman where by her friend will brings what the mother is to use when the baby is born. It's everyone contributing to help the less privileged mother but it has been turned into a status thing now. The original aim defeated. |
Baby shower is a little party held by the friends of a pregnant woman where by her friend will brings which the mother is to use when the baby is born. It's everyone contributing to help the less privileged mother but it has been turned into a status string now. |
Pure undiluted atutupoyoyo. |
Nigerians don "PROVOKE" no more sitting down like puppies because one puppet of a king says so. Forward ever!!!! We shall get to our promised land of milk and honey. |
Orikinla:Check out the very 1st picture. |
Omotola in a class of her own, she does not want to be stained by the rest so she moves ahead of them. |
I pray he does not burn out soon. Someone should show him how fast the candle burns out in the wind. |
Do people really take time read the stories before commenting? If some of you actually took the pains to read you would have noticed that the murdered victim is a black Nigerian not a white German. In the bid to comment 1st they show their stupidity. |
I beg those people na triplets or twins? |
The Kuti blood is so strong it goes on and on. The face is unmistakable. Fine young man. Nowadays people sabi old quick see ber ber full for 20 year old man face. |
