I dey wonder wetin flow dey talk b4 but now i don see am koorokooro

kikikiki
l..................... i laff in chinese

Hohohohoho...i no fit laff jor! me i bin tink say una get liver.

Boys scott ni kò kò, Boys bridgade ni.


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"ejor Awoah!" I heard Kareem pleaded.

"na this guy sell fake Gold watch for us that day" I heard one of the Soldiers said.

"no be me oh" I said, but as i saw the Soldiers chasing Kareem, it dawned on me i wasn't the one they were referring to



hohohohohohohohohhohho..laf wan kil me here ooo,c as kareem wey kom save pesin land himsef for trouble....i pray mk dem no catch him oo...gud work boyzz or rather men...

Hahahahahahahahahahahah
Dis last update got me laughing....

MoltenMagma: Abeg na who write that first update on page 1? Shey na foxy or flow? Which kain small pikin writtin be dis sef? Dis story is not literature& if the page one is anything 2go by, I doubt if I will go beyond page one.
I no read again abeg

*unfollows thread*

Rotfl! Heheheehheheh

Flow abeg come flow na, why you dey slow? Abi you wan chop blow?

Lmao..... i cnt stp laffin......Nice job kip t up.

Shuuuuuu........no update?

choi una no go kee pesin oh



*brings in a mat, spreads it on the floor, places a lantern beside the mat* na sleep I go sleep hia oh abeg make una wake me wen Foxy or Flow don come oh

Good morning y'all...

Updates coming later in the day. Had a busy day yesterday.

Thanks for understanding...

Foxy_Flow: Good morning y'all...

Updates coming later in the day. Had a busy day yesterday.

Thanks for understanding...

We dey wait u Oga at the top.

Foxy_Flow: Good morning y'all...

Updates coming later in the day. Had a busy day yesterday.

Thanks for understanding...

phase be fast oo, coz we Don wait so tey, we almost turn waiter......

*enters the room* *searches the whole place* still no update??*

T gold: phase be fast oo, coz we Don wait so tey, we almost turn waiter......

oya waiter bring menu

killuminati: oya waiter bring menu

na true oh!

T gold: phase be fast oo, coz we Don wait so tey, we almost turn waiter......

waiter abeg una get goat peppersoup and plaintain 4 una menu?? Make I use am dey busy dey wait for Flow and Foxy

ermmm..with this kind of slow updates how do we, oh did i say we?..how wil the story make front page..i dont know what is the reason for the slow updates and i dont want to jump into conclusions but guys we need improvement...am i ryt or ryt?

haykins01: ermmm..with this kind of slow updates how do we, oh did i say we?..how wil the story make front page..i dont know what is the reason for the slow updates and i dont want to jump into conclusions but guys we need improvement...am i ryt or ryt?

U think say na easy job?

Sorry bout the long break... Updates will resume fully next tomorrow... Happy Ember Month

Cashkhiid:

na true oh!







waiter abeg una get goat peppersoup and plaintain 4 una menu?? Make I use am dey busy dey wait for Flow and Foxy

i get every every buh wetin dey dia be say u go weed b4 any meal ooooo

Foxy_Flow: I just finished doing my morning ......that with mark there.''

A prison official said. His face looked sunken with his jaw sticking out. His eyes were red like he was smoking cow dung while his teeth had the normal kolanut stain.

''Big head, what's your name?''

He asked me.

''Attai''

I answered to which he wrote in a big black book. The Book of Death.

''And you''

He asked the person close to me and so on until he had written al our names down. From there we had proceeded to another room where out clothes were stripped while we were made to bend down. Fingers covered in gloves were stuck into our anus to check for whatever was hidden, our mouth were also opened and searched thoroughly with the same fingers that had entered our anus.

We were ushered into another room where we were bathed thoroughly with water that smelt recycled. I felt relieved as the water splashed over my body as I had not had a bath for the 3 days I was kept in the police cell.

''Take your cloth''

A new cloth was handed to me in the Laundary Unit which I put on and was directed to the barber's stand where my long afro was reduced to ''kodo''. My head felt a little lighter that I made a silent promise not to grow my hair again, a promise I was soon to break.

''Hahahhahahah, na wetin this one do na, why dem carry this boy come here instead of to carry am go zoo.''

A thick looking guy said as I was pushed into the cell. I stood undecided looking at those that will be my room mates for the next 3 years.

''Na your papa suppose dey zoo''

I fired. This took them by surprise as they had not expected a response from.

''Na wetin you say eh? You know who you just talk to?''

The thick guy said, his eyes blazing.



TO BE CONTINUED BY FLOW.....

.... our mouth were also opened and searched thoroughly with the same fingers that had entered our anus. lols!

Why u dey starve us na??

At all at all na winsh oh!

Wher una de na? Abi de lock una up after d beatin?
Abeg attai (BIG HEAD) come update ooo.
Somtyms I de try imagine d kin head wey u de describe fo here but I neva get anytin 2 compare wit it...
Carry go bros, u get beta tin fo dt BIG HEAD...
#i stil de wait sha#

Hmm,waitin dey happen na?

I think, I will wait till any story hit d frontpage b4 reading.......................
*Patiently waiting*

Battybwoys come and upload na! Man ah para inna di yard, man ah roast!

Mi wan yuh fi gi mi dat bloodclaat dose of update mi wan fi get high

You make man ah check inna mi bookmark every now and then lookin fi update... Unuh haffi do sumtin fast caw mi jus burn a big head spliff and now hungry a kill mi! Shot mi ah dose of di ting mek mi guh feel mi sef!

:Dsee i dey laf in slow motion, abeg cme update make i increase gear

I dy follow dis tori BUMPER 2 BUMPER like Wande coal.

Five days and til no update.. GOD is watching.

@foxy, your girlfriend fit write her exam today?

yemi2plus: Five days and til no update.. GOD is watching.

@foxy, your girlfriend fit write her exam today?

Oya... Make you relax... I hear say people faint for the exxam... Na tomorrow she go write sha...

You succeed?