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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 8:50pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 7:29pm On Apr 19, 2021 |
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 10:15am On Apr 17, 2021 |
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 7:40am On Apr 17, 2021 |
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 12:48pm On Apr 16, 2021 |
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 9:25am On Apr 16, 2021 |
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 1:10pm On Feb 11, 2021 |
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Literature / I Have A Tale by lalaponcus(m): 7:31am On Dec 03, 2020 |
MO NI ITAN (I Have A Tale) I have a tale! A tale of how God pulled up and saved me from the crazy ghetto of sin. Into His Rolls Royce, He urged me to enter; Not minding the jeers and taunts of people that called Him "blind and foolishly merciful" Mo ni itan, ore mi A tale of how God saved me from the sweet embrace of the bottle. The labels held me in highest esteem; Star tagged me their star customer Legend tagged me their legendary number one. Life promised me supplies of their best bottles for life Origin hailed my origins and for being original. The labels kept me in their firm embrace; And I drank like a fish till my eyes bloated. But God pulled up. Hallelujah, in His convertible of mercy He came and urged me to enter despite my reeking of piss and vomit. I have a tale! A tale of the way God rescued me from the embrace of strange women. They kept me in their dungeons, my friend. With soft spoken promises of 'a good time,' they stripped me of every dime I had. With soft spoken promises of 'a better time,' they convinced me to secure loans that threatened the future of my kids. With their seductive poses, they enthroned themselves as my new deity. And I worshipped. Daily, I brought my offerings of physical strength to satisfy their cravings Daily, I offered my emotional energies as a living sacrifice to fuel their demands. Daily, I did their bidding with chains bound around my neck. Like nama, I was being led to the abattoir without my knowledge. Until Jesus pulled up! Into His Mistibushi pickup, He led me after paying the fee for my freedom. Though I kicked at His head a few times, He refused to stop loving me. Mo ni itan oo A tale of how God helped me discard the mascara of disguise I relied on. I was addicted to the pain, friends. Addicted to the daily application of mascara to hide the tear streaks on my face. Addicted to hiding the bruise life dealt on me. Addicted on the little lines of coke my friends provided to help numb the pain. Addicted on the noise people called songs, secretly wishing the artists would infuse life within their lyrics. I was broken and addicted. Until Jesus pulled up! Into His ferrari of joy, He nudged me to enter. Ignoring the taunts of people and driving me to the heavenly Harolds. Oh, He went all out for me. Giving me the credit card of His name for me to shop for all kinds of joy. Jewelries of favour, He placed on my neck. Fur coats of peace, He bought for me to ward off the cold of trouble. I have an amazing tale to tell the world! Do you? #Bashorun #Isaiah50:4 |
Religion / On Quiet Time by lalaponcus(m): 6:57am On Nov 10, 2020 |
So I awake And rise to my chair to begin my daily knocking. Daily knocking on Heaven's gates to see the face of my owner. Daily cooing my love panegyrics into the ears of Jesus who saved me. Daily waiting to hear the instructions olowo-ori (my husband) will give to me. For I am now recognise the futility of living without strategic daily instructions. So, anyways, there Bashorun was. Singing but just worried. Praying but feeling a tug of war in my mind Silent in body but restless in the spirit. The problem was the 'cares of the world' It was simple. One minute my mind was focused on God, the next it would turn to the 2000 words essay I was to turn in that day. One minute I was praying for my teens, the next my mind is thinking of the Canadian visa nairaland thread and the many tales of woe of Nigerians. One minute I was praying for God to bless nwanyi achala ugo'm (omo re bi iyan) and the next my mind is thinking about the lands I am yet to buy at 28. One minute I was praying for the widows and orphans, and the next, I am thinking about the 'Aspire to Inspire' motivatio... Arrgghhh These diversions vexed me deeply, my people. These little puny 'cares' that don't matter in the grand scheme of eternity really vexed me. And I know they vex you, too. I know you sometimes grow impatient in the place of prayers. I know you sometimes involuntarily chuckle when the pastor urges daily quiet time of 2 hours with God. You think, "2 hours praying and reading for this Naija wey I dey so?" "2 hours to sing when I need to be on the road by 4am to avoid Lagos traffic?" See, my person, Bash knows. But he has also learnt, That no matter how much 'responsibilities' are on you today, they will still remain if you fall down dead this minute. That the ephemeral (short-lived) things always seem to matter but do NOT matter in the grand plan of your destiny. That the quality time spent knocking on Heaven's gate should not be classified as waste. That the quiet time is the most productive period of the day as God's spirit really ministers to yours. See eh, Broda mi Sister mi Aunty mi Hunku mi Let's return to cherishing the personal time we spend with God daily. Not mentally scheduling these moments to a particular day of the week or a coming church conference. Ire o. I have delivered the message God dropped in my spirit for you today #Isaiah50:4 #Bashorun
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 8:35pm On Oct 19, 2020 |
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 8:25am On Oct 18, 2020 |
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 8:46pm On Oct 16, 2020 |
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 7:45pm On Oct 16, 2020 |
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 5:23am On Oct 16, 2020 |
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Technology Market / Re: Brand New PS4 Pro 1TB @180k by lalaponcus(m): 7:36am On Sep 26, 2020 |
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 9:49am On Sep 17, 2020 |
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Computers / HP Folio 9470 For Sale by lalaponcus(m): 9:42am On Sep 14, 2020 |
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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by lalaponcus(m): 11:25am On Sep 09, 2020 |
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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by lalaponcus(m): 9:26am On Sep 08, 2020 |
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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by lalaponcus(m): 9:18am On Sep 08, 2020 |
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Family / Help During These Crazy Times by lalaponcus(m): 1:08pm On Aug 31, 2020 |
Greetings, excellent people. Over the years, we have witnessed a vast increase in depression within many people. There is increasing relational disconnection which results in people facing challenges alone. To combat this, Bashorun presents, *Oasis For the Weary* This is a weekly personalized message that will energise you for goal fulfilment, self-esteem boost, and mind wellness. How will it work? �Every Monday and Friday of the month, you get a fully loaded personalized message to boost your day and motivate you. It would also contain golden nuggets that vary from finance to relationship and personal development. *Subscription based* Monthly subscription is *1000* naira. Begins in September _Subscribe to boost the mental health of teams within your company._ _Subscribe to boost the mental health of those you love and feel are feeling let down._ _Subscribe to boost your general wellness when you feel cranky, burnout and plain tired._ I urge all my Friends and family to kindly share. God bless.
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Career / Motivation To Fuel Your Day by lalaponcus(m): 8:48am On Aug 24, 2020 |
Kaaro, eyin omo oba Good morning, little cubs of the royal Pride. It's your loyal parrot reporting here again. Your loyal Bashorun who circles the skies and looks upon various realms. Over the realms of the spirit, God gives him the strength to glide. Over the realms of the physical, God gives him the power to survey. Over the realm of social media, God provides him the data to check. Nle o, omo oba Sometimes, I see you straying a bit far from the pride of your father Tempted by the seemingly big buffaloes of sin. Sometimes, I see your little puffed up self walking into the hyena territories. Moments when you discarded your fellow cubs and ignore the express commands of your dear father, the king. Sometimes, I see you struggling in the hunt. Trying fruitlessly to capture the numerous gazelles of opportunities that abound closeby. Then you weep and utter your tiny roar which the gazelles mock while attempting to kick you in the head. Omo oba gbera dide! Go home to tell daddy about your struggles. After all, what good is there if you keep crying here by the pool of Bethesda. Go home and carry daddy along for the hunt. Let's see if those gazelles will have the temerity to laugh when they hear Daddy's roar. Go home and let daddy groom you for kingdom takeovers. For He has pulled numerous successful invasions just with the sound of his roar. Omo oba, I can tell you this for free. Baa re, your daddy sent me to deliver this message. Oya ma pada lo le. Start returning home dear one Ile laabo isinmi oko. Home is the place of rest from the rigors of work #Bashorun #Isaiah50:4 #RegisterforLettersFromBashorun
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Career / Letters From Bashorun Initiative by lalaponcus(m): 7:19am On Aug 17, 2020 |
Greetings, excellent people. Over the years, we have witnessed a vast increase in depression within many people. There is increasing relational disconnection which results in people facing challenges alone. To combat this, Bashorun presents, *Oasis For the Weary* This is a weekly personalized message that will energise you for goal fulfilment, self-esteem boost, and mind wellness. How will it work? �Every Monday and Friday of the month, you get a fully loaded personalized message to boost your day and motivate you. It would also contain golden nuggets that vary from finance to relationship and personal development. *Subscription based* Monthly subscription is *1000* naira. Begins in September _Subscribe to boost the mental health of teams within your company._ _Subscribe to boost the mental health of those you love and feel are feeling let down._ _Subscribe to boost your general wellness when you feel cranky, burnout and plain tired._ I urge all my Friends and family to kindly share. God bless.
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Family / Leaving Generational Standards by lalaponcus(m): 7:46am On Aug 13, 2020 |
(Inspired by Sola Allyson) Dearest ones Set generational standards of faith by breaking certain negative traits, trends, prejudices, and preconditionings. Consciously do these daily so your seed (to the fourth generation) will remember and bless your name even when you are with the holy saints in heaven. _Announcement_ - MIV Youth Ablaze Conference is coming up. #Bashorun #isaiah50:4 |
Religion / IMOLE DE- A Poem For The Broken by lalaponcus(m): 7:35am On Aug 05, 2020 |
IMOLE DE Inspired by MIV choir's rendition of Dunsin Oyekan's masterpiece. He was broken beyond despair. Crawling on the road of life after being battered by the robbers of disappointment. His was 30 Yet his hair all white from stressful living. Relatives hated his guts because he dared. Dared to aspire to fly in a lineage where running was unimaginable. Dared to find love in the arms of Jesus while the family's sigidis (effigy) desired him for priesthood. His relatives truly hated his guts, my friend. For he wanted to be fruitful in a land where barreness was celebrated with much pomp and pageantry. And so they sent for 'okunkun' (darkness) Shook their death wands and beat the drums of madness for the young bloke. Oh, they did more. His 10 names which he never knew rolled down sweetly from their tongue as they stood before their mirrors. Okunkun came. Along with legion beasts, darkness invaded the man. Grey vultures of depression feasted on him day and night. The wolves of sicknesses, dark as the night, gnawed at his bones while their howls overshadowed his screams. The rats of poverty nibbled at his belongings and feet all night. The hyenas of disappointment aimed for his tender thighs and took generous bites. His life was a cesspool. Of brain and blood spattered around. Of virtue and precious resources carted away. Of wails and guttural groaning uttered from a dying man. Of laughs and champagne glass chinking by delighted dark foes. .. ... .... A tiny voice was heard as okunkun feasted. .. ... .... The voice became a roar and a blinding light accompanied it. Imole de! Light had come. The lion that owns Judah had come for His cub. The Physician who resided in Gilead had come to save His patient. The Prince, whom the broken man called 'Abba', had come! Darkness fled. Okunkun ran with its tail shrunken within its legs. Its friends cried in death induced pain at the blinding lights and Abba's presence. For the Lion had lunged for their jugulars and snapped them clean off. For you, dear reader. Imole de! Wisdom has come. To every confusing reality, light has come! To every crooked knot defying solutions, light��has��come! Ayo re ti de! To every broken one, the balm of joy has come. To the 'agan' (barren), life is being activated in your womb. To every destitute, your daddy, the real Baba Olowo, has come. To those in need of connect, your omnipresent daddy is whispering your name in those exalted boardrooms. To those seeking victory, your papa don show! Ajagun ma lo ada ti de! Aja ma yin ibon ti de! The Olusegun has shown with His own army. With chariots and heavy looking machine guns, papa don show With heavy Uzis and millions of nuclear powered aircraft carriers, your papa don show With billions of nuclear bombs and impregnable submarines, daddy don show! So, bring your hand to your chest. Tap it once and say "Ayo mi ti de!" (My joy has come) Tap it twice and say, 'Imole mi ti de!' (My light has come) Tap it trice and say, "Daddy don show!' For this is the confidence we have in God. That when we ask anything according to His will, He will hear. Yes. God will hear. And come speedily to save. #Bashorun #isaiah50:4
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 11:05pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
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Education / Re: Piojector For Sale by lalaponcus(m): 6:27pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
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Education / Piojector For Sale by lalaponcus(m): 6:02am On Aug 02, 2020 |
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by lalaponcus(m): 5:56am On Aug 02, 2020 |
A one year old projector. Not used for up to 10 times. In excellent conditions 10k 09046241483 1 Share
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