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Family › Re: My Mom’s Market List 1984: See How Far Nigeria Has Gone (Photo) by Lamasta(m): 3:44pm On Feb 26, 2021

Gone are those days seriously what we are experiencing now is an eye sore seriously

Forum Games › Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by Lamasta(m): 3:33pm On Feb 26, 2021

collinometricx:
Cup 4 is blocked

You right bro I didn't even notice fast self grin

Forum Games › Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by Lamasta(m): 3:32pm On Feb 26, 2021

Ashirioluwa:
It can’t be 4 because the pipe from 2 to 4 is blocked.
5 is the right answer

I just saw it now grin

Forum Games › Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by Lamasta(m): 2:10pm On Feb 26, 2021

Originality007:
This is not our problem, The main problem now is at this of last yr 3 eggs is 100 naira , Now 1 egg is now 80 naira.

My brother this one na strong problem o

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Forum Games › Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by Lamasta(m): 2:04pm On Feb 26, 2021

If its not 4 then no water....

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Politics › Re: #RescueJangebeGirls: Salihu Tanko-Yakasai, Ganduje’s Aide Labels APC A Failure by Lamasta(m): 1:40pm On Feb 26, 2021

All of una na failure nothing more nothing less cool

Niger go dey alright las las

Politics › Re: Jangebe, Zamfara School Abduction: ‘Close To 550 Girls Are Missing’ by Lamasta(m): 1:19pm On Feb 26, 2021

Hmmm there is fire on the mountain.....

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NYSC › Re: How To Rectify A Wrong Date Of Birth On WAEC Certificate? by Lamasta(m): 1:13pm On Feb 26, 2021

Go to WAEC Office at yaba they will explain to you how to go about it...

I repeat again go to WAEC office they will put you through

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Politics › Re: Moment Akeredolu’s Grand Children Serenaded Him At His Inauguration (photos) by Lamasta(m): 4:12pm On Feb 25, 2021

Children are a heritage blessed are they that have them many

Romance › Re: Okx by Lamasta(m): 1:52pm On Feb 25, 2021

Britishcoins:
This woman is madly in love with me, I discovered that she married as a virgin at age of 16, to wealthy man.
The trouble started the day I accompanied his elder brother who was planning his wedding to the market to buy weeding suit and other things, it happened that she equally followed the brother...
We just exchanged greetings and boom, she liked and cherished me...
She asked the brother to give her my number, that she want to buy something from my shop..
my people from that day till today 1year now she will not allow me rest.
She even said that she wished she knew me earlier before married.
As for the husband, the man is financially buoyant and the woman has everything including cars...
She do call me in his husband presence.
I have already friend zone her because I told her no any romantic affection of any kind, which she also supported...
But I am afraid... She can do anything I ask her. To the extent of giving me 500k (borrow), wrist watch, many gifts I can't remember...
The husband self do jokingly ask her "what of ur boyfriend".
I don't know how to end this...
She even memorize my phone number and can call me anytime...
I am still virgin oo and I don't know exactly what she saw in me...
I am not even too handsome or rich...
But she does not care..
All her family secrets, she don't hide it for me..
On Xmas eve she drove to my rented apartment and said she wish I was her husband...
PLS WHAT SHOULD I DO?
SORRY FOR ANY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS...

Egungun be careful na express you dey go

Education › Re: Student Fights Lecturer & Tears His Shirt Because He Didn't Let Her Write Exam by Lamasta(m): 1:46pm On Feb 25, 2021

Village people are real grin

Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Goodluck Jonathan Weighs Options Between APC, PDP by Lamasta(m): 9:09am On Feb 25, 2021

Monogamy:

If GEJ is having doubt about his popularity, let him try his luck in 2023...

After all, dreaming is allowed in Politics but not over dreaming

Are you aware his a former president huh

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman: COVID-19 Comment On Private Jets Slipped From My Mouth by Lamasta(m): 9:51pm On Feb 24, 2021

Go and sin no more Apostle

Crime › Re: Video Shows How Okorocha Was Attacked By Uzodimma's Men by Lamasta(m): 7:06pm On Feb 24, 2021

They keep disgracing themself publicly, they should not allow their their stupidity rob of on the innocent citizens of Imo

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Education › Re: University Of Abuja Students Beat Lecturer After Exams (Video) by Lamasta(m): 11:48pm On Feb 23, 2021

All this one don graduate berore their time...

Some lecturers are pure sadist simcerely speaking

Sports › Re: Accident: Tiger Woods Suffers Multiple Leg Injuries After California Car Crash by Lamasta(m): 11:14pm On Feb 23, 2021

We wish him speedy recovery

Politics › Re: Abia Government: Smart Adeyemi Suffering From Protracted Case Of Mental Illness by Lamasta(m): 11:11pm On Feb 23, 2021

oluwasegun007:
You forgot to mention Orton vs that fulani governor.

Those guys are just using us to cruise seriously grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 1) On 23rd February 2021 by Lamasta(m): 11:00pm On Feb 23, 2021

Chelsea is cruising now grin

Education › Re: Nigeria's Most Venomous Snakes . by Lamasta(m): 7:58pm On Feb 23, 2021

Na Lalasticlala food be this grin

Politics › Re: Demolishing Of Okorocha Daughter's Reach FM By Uzodimma's Agents Begins In Imo by Lamasta(m): 7:26pm On Feb 23, 2021*

This one come worse pass Ihedioha huh

Instead of demolishing and destroying why not confiscate it and convert it to government property so as to generate fund and create employment abi must it always be to demolish cool

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Politics › Re: Abia Government: Smart Adeyemi Suffering From Protracted Case Of Mental Illness by Lamasta(m): 7:22pm On Feb 23, 2021*

Uzodinma vs Okorocha

Abia state vs Senator Smart Adeyemi

This people are just cruising seriously

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Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Blasts Sheikh Gumi Over Herdsmen Killings by Lamasta(m): 7:11pm On Feb 23, 2021

I don't need a soothsayer to tell me who are behind all this killings from bandits to boko haram cos its visible to the blind and audible to the deaf...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 1) On 23rd February 2021 by Lamasta(m): 6:57pm On Feb 23, 2021

Realtord43:
Nobody can stop Tuchelsea from winning UCL this season!

Up the chel
Up the chel
Up the chel

Stop drinking chelsea dry gin you will not hear now see what its causing you now grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 1) On 23rd February 2021 by Lamasta(m): 6:52pm On Feb 23, 2021

fergie001:
Everybody knows where I stand on this.......

ghettokid1 angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson crazygod kyase ray07 vickyrotex redblood01 emeijeh theboss100 dfrost lamasta

Where do you stand Fergie001 let me stand with you abeg grin

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored Against All Serie A Teams by Lamasta(m): 6:50pm On Feb 23, 2021

Abdulmumin412:
Did he travel more than zlatan? If not zlatan is better than him since u rate ur GOAT base on the number of clubs he play for.

Messi fan spotted grin

let's give it up for Ronaldo abeg this is not a messi thread...

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Sports › Re: Clement Lenglet In Tears After Foul Caused Late Penalty In Draw (Photo, Video) by Lamasta(m): 3:17pm On Feb 23, 2021

More tears loading for them after PSG finish them in the return leg grin

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored Against All Serie A Teams by Lamasta(m): 3:03pm On Feb 23, 2021

The greatest of all the football great.....

A standing ovation to the G O A T of our time, the one who has traveled and succeded on evey league he has played in, let's give it up for Christiano Ola Ronaldo

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Politics › Re: Abia Government Begs Teachers To Call Off Strike (Photos) by Lamasta(m): 2:55pm On Feb 23, 2021

He has used money meant for teachers to drink champagne grin

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Politics › Re: Smart Adeyemi Describes Okezie Ikpeazu As A Drunkard by Lamasta(m): 2:54pm On Feb 23, 2021

Both Smart Adeyemi and Okezie Ikpeazu champagne kee all of dem dia grin

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Music/Radio › Re: Spotify Set To Launch In Nigeria Very Soon by Lamasta(m): 10:41pm On Feb 22, 2021

Una welcome my brothers them

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