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lhorla post= 40680189:
Lol,nah

LOL! You dey fear nii..


What are school mates for?

lhorla:
Lwkm




Shey na student go rent this one

Not only me actually. My gateman, Cooks, gardener, Maids, Some b^tches and my P.A; for a start.





You won join?

@teeotal007, hey! Might need supply of bathroom wares and other equipment, in the new apartment I'm going to rent. Thinking of renovating one complete building, right in front of the school gate to my taste. Abi should I just demolish like ten blocks in the school hostel to build my own apartment of choice.





Opinion please.. ..
January 4 is a date nearby!

In need of a 3 bedroom flat at least, with the following: "A bar" (might be more than one sha), "Swimming Pool" (with constant water supply), "Standby Generator sets" (a minimum of two), A well furnished living room, (with plasma and awesome home theatre), A bathroom with Italian Jacuzzi), all doors German, Adequate water supply. Air condition everywhere in the house.












Right in front of the school Gate!

One of your ancestral fathers.

Bimffo:
And if he does

..then you focus more on your dream.

Bimffo:
If You are a Newly admitted Student of COLERM, Just Quote me.

COLERM is actually the greatest College in Funaab. Trust me.

My College no dey carry last.


Even the SUG president is from Colerm! .

I bet the next President won't come from the college. So what's it?

I applied earlier for masters in Pgd school. Please can I still continue with payments by this time?

Mah continue dey sleep jhoor. Abeg wake me up when Funaab's ready for us. .

*Snores*ZZz

It's 27th of Nov.

100th page of the thread.

101 days after Post Utme.


#weKeepRecords. At least we've been doing something

FINALLY!!!


IT IS OUT!!




The list of Honda products to be released 2016.


Omor.. Boys are not smiling o. Mah just hide under Jamzig's b^lls o, E be like say fellas don dey crack bottle.



Jamzig, abeg na under your b^lls I dey hide. You fit take plank for me nah

Don't worry, it definitely is this week. We surely ain't gonna wait till eternity. Believe me. Happy Christmas in ADV. Am I the first person to wish you that?

Good Evening, Gurus. First, the system is "DELL inspiron 17r 7720". I have a problem with the laptop's charging. When I hover the pointer to the power icon, it says "No Battery is detected". I have followed a couple of techniques but the "red x" on the power Icon still shows. But I observed something, whenever I put the system on, it shows: "The AC power adapter type cannot be determined, your system will operate slower and the battery will not charge. The problem can be solved by; "Ensure the plug is inserted for the best system operation" + "Connect a Dell 130W AC adapter or higher" but the adapter functions still, cos it works even when the battery is removed. What is the problem with the laptop? Please help. Thanks.

If you have any to sell. Reach me on 08101034997 (call/whatsapp). Thanks.

Information available to FunaabConnect from a post by the FUNAABSU General Secretary reveals the following information:

2015/2016 ACCEPTANCE FEE REDUCED

It is with utmost humility that the Students Union announces the reduction of Acceptance fee for 2015/2016 Academic Session to N79,500 which was formerly N82,000 (N46,000 Computer Training fee excluded).
NOTE: This does not indicate that the N45,000 compulsory Computer Training fee has been cancelled. So, it is safe to assume that Freshers will be be payinh N79,500 + N46,000 this session. Sequel to this, FUNAABSU will like to state the reasons why the Academic Calendar was shifted for a week.
January 4th happens to be the initial date of resumption and that same date will be the first working day of the year. The University shifted resumption date to 11th because of TSA(Treasury Single Account), of which as from January 4th freshers will start paying N93,000 in total into the TSA account from any bank. The candidates will visit www.remita.net to generate RRR code, then they take the code to any bank and pay N79,500.
Steps on how to generate the RRR code:
We wish to inform the student populace that the procedure is a federal government procedure and not the University policy. Visit www.remita.net and click on Federal Ministry of Education as you are paying into a University account.
Further more you click on the University you are paying into, it will display Acceptance fee, School fee, Hostel Accommodation fee, e.t.c and you click on the one you wish to pay for.
On submission, the RRR code will be generated which you will take to any bank to pay.
You can also pay through E-banking and through your ATM.
The process is a bit long, we just gave a summary on how it will look like. The University gave room to be able to address errors on time because this is the first time they will be using such platform as directed by Federal Government.
After payment of Acceptance fee which will run from January 4 to January 11, 2016, freshers can proceed to the University portal with their JAMB Registration Number and the RRR code to fill and print the Acceptance and Clearance form before they can start the University registration and proceed for orientation.
Returning students will follow the same procedure to pay School fee and for Hostel Accommodation.
All said and done, I will like us to bear it in mind that the students Union has the interest of students at heart, and reasons why information comes out late is because we want to understand the information and give you the best. By tomorrow we will give you full information on how to go about registration and modalities on school fees through the office of the President or P.R.O

Thanks and God bless us all
Signed OLAMI
FUNAABSU General SECRETARY
Further details will be posted here as soon as they're available.


FunaabConnect Team

maekhel:

The hostel is for 100lvl students. So you guys would occupy the blocks mostly. But I bet no one would tell you before you would realize you need to vamoose after 100lvl.