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Outside here I got a whatsapp group; where Concord related issues are being broken down like pea nuts. The group's title is "Let's Discuss Concord"
However, the group is created by me, might be hilarious but I bet I'm one serious head in English. Simply put, I'm a huge fan of English.
The group was created by me in affiliation with "A great professor" in English. He would be available to answer questions too with me; it's actually a tender group though. Everybody has the sole right to share thoughts, ideas or believes. You know it's always awesome when scholars debate

I actually created the group to help with confusing matters in English; you know, we tend to make even hilarious mistakes in our day to day conversations. I tell you, if you join this group, cases of balder dash lines in our grammar would definitely be reduced to a minimal level.
The Fun part:
There's random lavish give away of freebies of airtime all over the week; 3 rounds everyday (all networks). Jokes too when the need arises.

Whatsapp no: 08101034997. You definitely cannot afford to miss out!
Show some interest.

Outside here I got a whatsapp group; where Concord related issues are being broken down like pea nuts. The group's title is "Let's Discuss Concord"
However, the group is created by me, might be hilarious but I bet I'm one serious head in English. Simply put, I'm a huge fan of English.
The group was created by me in affiliation with "A great professor" in English. He would be available to answer questions too with me; it's actually a tender group though. Everybody has the sole right to share thoughts, ideas or believes. You know it's always awesome when scholars debate

I actually created the group to help with confusing matters in English; you know, we tend to make even hilarious mistakes in our day to day conversations. I tell you, if you join this group, cases of balder dash lines in our grammar would definitely be reduced to a minimal level.
The Fun part:
There's random lavish give away of freebies of airtime all over the week; 3 rounds everyday (all networks). Jokes too when the need arises.

Whatsapp no: 08101034997. You definitely cannot afford to miss out!
Show some interest.

Outside here I got a whatsapp group; where Concord related issues are being broken down like pea nuts. The group's title is "Let's Discuss Concord"
However, the group is created by me, might be hilarious but I bet I'm one serious head in English. Simply put, I'm a huge fan of English.
The group was created by me in affiliation with "A great professor" in English. He would be available to answer questions too with me; it's actually a tender group though. Everybody has the sole right to share thoughts, ideas or beliefs. You know it's always awesome when scholars debate

I actually created the group to help with confusing matters in English; you know, we tend to make even hilarious mistakes in our day to day conversations. I tell you, if you join this group, cases of balderdash lines in our grammar would definitely be reduced to a minimal level.
The Fun part:
There's random lavish give away of freebies of airtime all over the week; 3 rounds everyday (all networks). Jokes too when the need arises.

Whatsapp no: 08101034997. You definitely cannot afford to miss out!
Show some interest.

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;Abeg no plank me o

MacKennie:
So who wants to die for us to see if they will be good at it..... Volunteers please

Lol. OP nkorrh??

jimrealf:
congrats to her

A distant relative of mine just got admitted too. Niqqa was given Casket Making And Mortuary Management. Nice course shey?


Happy Sunday Brethens!

Hehehehe.. you also can get the course bro

As in, the level wey the thing reach now wey be say many ppl neva get admit. Ppl fit rush tha' kind course o. You can study the course jor! Yeah, you

Mah run

Smhart1:
please when is the second admission list likely to be out?

Is anybody even sure whether the list is coming out in batches yet??

Bro, word is; You only need to check your admission status on Jamb portal. Continue checking if you haven't been admitted yet. No one can tell whether it's one list or the other, till the school releases words.. or analyze the lists by pasting it on her official website

jimrealf:
bro are we really resuming 29th of dis month

That's very certain. Registration is starting this month, and it might last for over a month. We should just prepare to resume lecture next year.

And on the other hand, hope you've gotten your cash stranded already? I bet funaab isn't gonna allot enough time for the payment of the fees like recent times.


In a nut shell. Let us prepare for a "rush hour" registration. Not the worst luck tho


Moh laugh small

Just left the senate, and a reliable administrator told me registration would start anytime before the 29th of this month. Hell! And again it feels like eternity. [



wetin dey worry funaab gan

kayodewizzy:
Wat---wetyn----kilode gan sef----i don taya 4 dis funaab ooo----i doubt if we will be resuming dis yr----notyn notyn::::not even a fake news.....nawa oooo

No fake news?? Abeg scroll up and see confirm fake news wey I form.

Oya check am..
Abi wetin person go do? When E be like say FUNAAB travel leave ihn pickin (WE) for house dey provoke.


Abeg who get ginseng

kingcollinz:
Emmm, to all funnab aspirants I bring news, good to some and bad to others, last week which is this week that just passed, the Senate body and admission board of funnab came out to make it know clearly that no ADMISSION LIST has been released by them, the candidates who saw their names on jamb site should get their hopes high already, and those who didn't should WAIT till it comes out on their OFFICIAL ADMISSION SITE!! And no were else... The jamb mirage was clearly not from them.... Am sorry but that's the news. Have a good evening.......

kingcollinz:
Emmm, to all funnab aspirants I bring news, good to some and bad to others, last week which is this week that just passed, the Senate body and admission board of funnab came out to make it know clearly that no ADMISSION LIST has been released by them, the candidates who saw their names on jamb site should get their hopes high already, and those who didn't should WAIT till it comes out on their OFFICIAL ADMISSION SITE!! And no were else... The jamb mirage was clearly not from them.... Am sorry but that's the news. Have a good evening.......

*moju*

Abeg go find better job jorr.. it gets pathetically boring when you trytchu repeat other ppl's posts. I believe it's fictitious.



Real word is; those that have been admitted on Jamb's portal are perfectly admitted! No going back. You should have just give the ones that are yet to be admiitted hope.

kingcollinz:
Emmm, to all funnab aspirants I bring news, good to some and bad to others, last week which is this week that just passed, the Senate body and admission board of funnab came out to make it know clearly that no ADMISSION LIST has been released by them, the candidates who saw their names on jamb site should get their hopes high already, and those who didn't should WAIT till it comes out on their OFFICIAL ADMISSION SITE!! And no were else... The jamb mirage was clearly not from them.... Am sorry but that's the news. Have a good evening.......

*moju*

Abeg go find better job jorr.. it gets pathetically boring when you trytchu repeat other ppl's posts. I believe it's fictitious.



Real word is; those that have been admitted on Jamb's portal are perfectly admitted! No going back. You should have just give the ones that are yet to be admiitted hope.

Jamzig1:
You got it all wrong...there is no riot...just a peaceful protest, meeting has been held, conclusions met, no cause for alarm...that doesnt disturb the academic calendar

It better be! Freshers been waiting like heaven's gonna collapse... and again the academic calender is gonna be adjusted! Rara o!

However, I sympathize with the close ones of the deceased. May we never have the cause to share condolences anymore! I feel for her. May her gentle soul continue to rest in peace.

Thanks a lot OP. Sent my credentials already.
I'm surely going to be invited. Got a reply already. Currently a Lecturer though.




















Wait,















E be like say una don dey believe say na one PhD holder dey blog.


PhD kor PmD nii..



Abeg who get pin mouth charger.

Jamzig1:
Joblessness at its peak

Your balls.

fromnigeria:
So i Should start laughing?? Or crying

Start doing both

[quote author=fromnigeria post=39232489]So i Should start laughing?? Or crying[/

I wonder why this dumb OP compared these photos. Wizkid is the only one in Agbada here. The other two aree in Danshiki. So no comparison should go whatsoever! you should have used perfect photos.

Jamzig1:
Funny enough there is a Senate meeting today on 2nd Semester Examination Results

Really? I wasn't aware. Should have included it in the fake news earlier, but no p sha. I don add am join . Modification toh bad.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

"NO OFFICIAL LIST HAS BEEN RELEASED BY THE MANAGEMENT" SAYS FUNAAB V.C.
FROM THE DESK OF THE FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF AGRICULTURE SENATE.
THE SENATE THROUGH THE V.C RELEASED A PRESS STATEMENT OFFICIALLY AFTER A CLOSE MEETING HELD AT THE EARLY HOURS OF TODAY. WHERE MATTERS CONCERNING SECOND SEMESTER RESULT WERE ALSO DISCUSSED.


"WE HAVEN'T RELEASED ANY LIST ON OUR OFFICIAL WEBSITE, ANY ASPIRANT THAT CHECKED HIS/HER STATUS ON JAMB PORTAL ISN'T SURELY ADMITTED, THE MERIT, SECOND AND SUPPLEMENTARY LISTS FOR POST UTME CANDIDATES ARE VERY MUCH READY. WE ARE ONLY WORKING ON THAT OF DIRECT ENTRY CANDIDATES". SAID THE V.C. CANDIDATES SHOULD WAIT FOR THE SCHOOL'S OFFICIAL LIST. MORE UPDATE SOON

FUNAABSU.
















WOBE PRESS











22ND OF OCTOBER.


CHOPSTIC MEDIA




















*NERD*








GOT YOU GUYS RIGHT? NO VEX ABEG, NA ORIGINAL FAKE NEWS.



IT LOOKED SO MUCH DRY HERE LATELY, I BET FUNAAB'S GOT MANY ASPIRANT SNORING LIKE...


MAH ADJUST MY PILLOW JEE..


ABEG MAKE WE GO GLO SLIDE AND BOUNCE SHOW FOR OK EVENT CENTRE FOR SATURDAY JAE. MOH PARTY BEFORE SCHOOL SMALL.

shadykarz:
Hi guyz.. Was told am gonna need to buy d change of course form+ scratchcard. Befor I can print ma admission letter cuz I wasn't given d course I put in for.. Is it true??.. And plz if it is, ow mch is it all gonn' cost.. ??

Dude, what was your initial course? Your putme score and composite. Pls I wannna clarify something.

[right]ADMITTED[right]








It has been God all the way!!

LET THE TESTIMONIES POUR IN GUYS!!

Let's share fun!!

Xtremely happy. Funaab Oya.

chibyksveejay:
great students of funaab, pls I wanna ask if funaab does catchment area n favors students from d westernregion? n previous cut off 4 economics n accounting respectively. also do they do aggregate score or juz d post utme score. big big thanks in anticipation.

There are only three Agriculture universities in Nigeria, and the three, including funaab has no catchment area. Applicants come from all states of the federation. 55 I think. And composite is calculated too- the aggregate.

Olawalemi03:
Since we all are here to learn, i think i should share this. I asked a question a while ago and i emphasized that if people ain't sure of the answer, they shouldnt quote me coz im scared already....lol.

The reason im in this mess is because i thought we can't use awaiting result for O'levels with direct entry...well im wrong! It is allowed, i got this from a significant person in the senate yesterday and it was confirmed at d jamb office.

So pls, in d future, if u got a bro, sis, friend or enemy that might wanna do d same thing i did, tell 'em awaiting result is allowed.

One more thing i learnt at the senate was that, while i was at this man's office yesterday explaining my issue, he told me that they are yet to commence compilation on D.E aspirants. He showed me a file and he said "this are letters to the VC and these people will definitely be admitted regardless of their composites. My child, your grades are good, but it doesn't really matter, what u need is people and God's grace".....I dropped my jaw.

So everyone who has done well, pls don't cross ur fingers. Pull all the strings u can, and if u can't pls and pls PRAY!, prayers go a long that u can't even imagine. We all need it, even Mr 91%....lol. God's grace shey pataki in our lives not just in getting admitted alone. Our efforts won't be in vain in Jesus name (Insha Allah). Amen.

That's sortta true anyway. Even 91? My bro calm down, your poetry at the point is definitely an eye sour to me. Wonder how you manage to meet a prominent person in the senate.
You shouldn't just relax too bro. He might have gotten a full list already, I bet you might be shocked. Prayer is AlwayS above all.
And to every other aspirants whose hopes are fading.. stay calm. God will do it. Don't be downcasted. Connected or not!

Leave demented scoundrels. Smile.

emmieaddiz:
While we're all waiting for the list , anyone knows what the highest score is? just curious.. just tag with ur score if u think ur the highest

Had 91. Another person pls. I'm curious too.

Why is it that it is only this screwed MTN that keeps disturbing us about registration shii??


***grabs.pen***


***write.to.NCC***
MTN; Mighty Total Nonsense

Eri.yin.ar.yi.ni... eyin on'damu oshi yii... shior

UNICORN nkorr?


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Sniffs herroine..

Sorry.. UNIWEED

[quote author=frodobee post=37618220][/quote]allied professional Criminals perhaps lol

MCJIKEL22:
plz i need an answer to my above question,would i sit for the subjects i wrote in my jamb in my post utme?,or i would sit for the whole sciences(as i was toid) and my course is agric econs

The subject combo for science students generally is automatic. You'd have Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Maths and English. 60 questions for 35 minutes. Course neglegible.

Iamshegxycul:
I would like one. Is it possible for me to get a pdf file of it

no, it's just on paper