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Fashion › What's Most Expensive Wear You Currently Have? by LamiHandsome(op): 7:58pm On Jan 17, 2016

Let's try this bit of fun on this session this evening. Everyone's got the weae he/she spent a big "dime" on- whether in a freaky way or in a usual way.

Well, mine is this footwea; airmax. Costs 16.5k.

What's yours?

Phones › Re: What Is The Price Range Of The Phone You Use? [poll] by LamiHandsome(m): 7:44pm On Jan 17, 2016

755K; customized iPhone 6 plus, 24ct gold +a bit of diamond

Phones › Re: What Is The Price Range Of The Phone You Use? [poll] by LamiHandsome(m): 7:43pm On Jan 17, 2016

755K; iPhone 6 plus, 24ct gold +a bit of diamond

Celebrities › Re: Do I Really Look Like Wizkid? by LamiHandsome(m): 11:23pm On Jan 15, 2016

surbrown:
shut the fück up, you mentally-indigent peasant,
if there's anywhere resembling hell in the
afterlife, i have no doubt you would be sucking
on satan's scrötum while a legion of goblins are
fisting you...
in the comity of mental handicaps, you would
be their life president. with your below average
intelligence and a face that looks like the clitöral
hood of a leprous witch

Because you are a bemused oaf, you couldn't accept the bitter truth. Wake up from your dream and find a good topic. I dare you to go back and get the book you just got the vocabularies from. You can do better bro.

Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by LamiHandsome(m): 12:05am On Jan 15, 2016

emmieaddiz:
No year in particular. Just question and answers for every subject. Like 150 each

How does the year even matter? . In this case, "insight"/"overall view" is the most important .

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by LamiHandsome(m): 12:05am On Jan 15, 2016

emmieaddiz:
No year in particular. Just question and answers for every subject. Like 150 each

Yeah

Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by LamiHandsome(m): 12:03am On Jan 15, 2016

emmieaddiz:
No year in particular. Just question and answers for every subject. Like 150 each

How does the year even matter? sad

. We need only the insight.

Celebrities › Re: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by LamiHandsome(m): 4:56pm On Jan 13, 2016

JanuaryTempest:
My most recent one is Darius Mccray. There's something dark & delicious about the man. I could..

..fvck him. . "You Need the Pr1ck, Come and Take it"

Celebrities › Re: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by LamiHandsome(m): 4:56pm On Jan 13, 2016

JanuaryTempest:
My most recent one is Darius Mccray. There's something dark & delicious about the man. I could..

..fvck him. . "You Need the Pr1ck, Come and Take it"

Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by LamiHandsome(m): 4:45pm On Jan 13, 2016

Jamzig1:
Because it doesn't exists...Funaab Post Utme is a CBT and there is no past question.

Bro, it exists. You didn't believe it exists because you couldn't get it in bookshops too; Some prominent Stalites sell it. Last year I used mine, even if I didn't met all the questions, I got a picture of how the questions look like. Btw, I ain't into any PQ business, someone might be in need of one;I'll only direct them to the dealers.

Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by LamiHandsome(m): 11:27am On Jan 13, 2016

Are you a funaab aspirant looking forward to writing post Utme this year? You'll definitely need Funaab's past question for the Exam. Got mine last year from a final year student, you can get yours too, contact 08101034997 and get it at a give away price. I got mine last year and it helped. Hardly would you get a Funaab past question at bookshops

Celebrities › Re: Davido Shows Off Condom Asks “who’s It Gon Be Tonite?” by LamiHandsome(m): 12:47pm On Jan 12, 2016

dania30:
I'm I the only one who thinks this guy has been seeking for attention lately Always in the news!
Fayose in the musical world

You can spend a night with nigga just to have a selfie with him. You won't even mind the cash. Say it! undecided

Celebrities › Re: Davido Shows Off Condom Asks “who’s It Gon Be Tonite?” by LamiHandsome(m): 12:40pm On Jan 12, 2016

Eneze1:
This guy lacks home training.

You mean you can't "fvck" the nigga for 2200 USD? angry

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Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Poses With "Nicky Minaj" (Picture) by LamiHandsome(m): 10:53am On Jan 09, 2016

hatux:
That was first thing that came to my mind *Photoshop* cos dude likes to Photoshop a lot

Dude did photoshop for living before music

Romance › Re: What Do I Do? She Insists We Must Have Sex In Our Relationship by LamiHandsome(m): 7:34am On Jan 06, 2016

Is this fellow HIV+? Or impotent?
I bet this is a cooked up story.
Well, if not. You'll have my cedis for your thoughts.
Seriously, I respect that principle, but dude! Come to think of it; our body system ain't the same and at least she's a grown up too, not an underage. I understand very much her feelings.
Since you said you've met since your NYSC days, and you've seen the qualities of a good wife in her. Abeg what else?
However, the girl might want to test your potentiality.
You make sacrifices for the sake of true love my bro.
You'll get to know if she's virgin too, on the other hand.

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Romance › Re: What Do I Do? She Insists We Must Have Sex In Our Relationship by LamiHandsome(m): 7:30am On Jan 06, 2016

Is this fellow HIV+? angry

I bet this is a cooked up story.
Well, if not. You'll have my cedis for your thoughts.
Seriously, I respect that principle, but dude! Come to think of it; our body system ain't the same and at least she's a grown up too, not an underage. I understand very much her feelings.
You make sacrifices for the sake of true love my bro.
You'll get to know if she's virgin too.

Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by LamiHandsome(m): 7:16pm On Jan 05, 2016*

wanderlust007:
has any one been able to fill d acceptance form?

So far, I don't think anyone has been able to fill the Acceptance form. I haven't been able to do so too.
But what does it say when you input your Utme no.?

Education › Re: To All Federal Institution Students; What You Want To Know About "Remita" by LamiHandsome(op): 4:32pm On Jan 04, 2016

ITbomb:
Just go to www.quickteller.com and register.

If you use the number you used for BVN, you will be asked to verify it afterwards all your issued ATM cards both Verve and Mastercard will be linked, you then go to your school portal, choose payment option then it should take you to Quickteller webpay where you choose the card that has cash in it and proceed to pay. 99% secured.

I no be Quickteller staff o, I'm just not comfortable when people are trekking and queuing up at banks when there is an easy option

Awesome. I want to register now but the registration seems to require a referee's e-mail. What's yours?

Education › Re: To All Federal Institution Students; What You Want To Know About "Remita" by LamiHandsome(op): 4:32pm On Jan 04, 2016

ITbomb:
Just go to www.quickteller.com and register.

If you use the number you used for BVN, you will be asked to verify it afterwards all your issued ATM cards both Verve and Mastercard will be linked, you then go to your school portal, choose payment option then it should take you to Quickteller webpay where you choose the card that has cash in it and proceed to pay. 99% secured.

I no be Quickteller staff o, I'm just not comfortable when people are trekking and queuing up at banks when there is an easy option

Awesome. I want to register now but the registration seem to require a referee's e-mail. What's yours?

Education › Re: To All Federal Institution Students; What You Want To Know About "Remita" by LamiHandsome(op): 2:39pm On Jan 04, 2016

ITbomb:
Why not register on Quickteller and pay your fees on Remita conveniently from your bed without going to the bank

How do you register on Quickteller?

Education › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Girls See Which Is Numba-1 by LamiHandsome(m): 2:06pm On Jan 04, 2016

Maamin:
you are lucky today is my happy day.

It shows you're sad almost everyday. cheesy

Till tomorrow! I believe you'll be sad then grin

Education › To All Federal Institution Students; What You Want To Know About "Remita" by LamiHandsome(op): 1:59pm On Jan 04, 2016

The new method of payment of levees in Federal institutions have imposed confusion unto the minds of several students. However, I just made a research on how the platform works. Having gotten the way out, I have the feeling to share with others, who are still confused about the mode of operation of "Remita".

If your institution now operate on "Remita", all you need to do is supply your Registration/Matriculation number, in the required field to generate an invoice. Take it to any branch of the banks I'm going to list shortly, you'll be directed appropriately in various banks. Ensure the payment reflects on the school portal. Proceed to your school website to fill the necessary forms.

Please beware of Unscrupulous fraudsters in the process of the payment.
Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Which banks are on the Remita Network?

A: The following banks are on the Remita Network:

Access Bank
Afribank
Diamond Bank
Ecobank Plc
ETB Plc
First City Monument Bank plc
First Bank of Nigeria
Fidelity Bank
First Inland Bank
Guaranty Trust Bank plc
IBTC Chartered Bank
Intercontinental Bank
Oceanic Bank
Bank PHB
Skye Bank plc
Spring Bank Plc
Union Bank of Nigeria plc
Wema Bank
Zenith Bank Plc

Q: Which Banks can I obtain my Remita cards from?

A: You can obtain your Remita card from the following banks

Access Bank
Afribank
First City Monument Bank plc
First Bank of Nigeria
Fidelity Bank
First Inland Bank
Guaranty Trust Bank plc
IBTC Chartered Bank
Intercontinental Bank
Oceanic Bank
Bank PHB
Skye Bank plc
Union Bank of Nigeria plc
Wema Bank
Zenith Bank Plc

Q: Why does the system time me out?

A: Remita will automatically log you out if you do not perform any activity on the system after a specified period of time. To continue working on Remita, you will need to close the session and re-login again.

Q: Why does the system lock my password?

A: The system locks your password when you enter the wrong password three consecutive times.

Q: How do I unlock my password?

A: To unlock your password, send an email to Remita, or call the Remita support line.

Q: What is an e-Cheque?

A: An eCheque is an electronic equivalent of a Cheque. Unlike normal cheques, an eCheque does not pass through clearing but is automatically paid into the beneficiaries account as soon as it is remitted on Remita.

Q: How do I register my name or my company on Remita?

A: To register your name or your company on Remita, click on the link “Using Remita” located on the Home page

Q: What are the methods of transaction data inputs in Remita?

A: You can enter transactions manually or through data import

Q: What types of payments can a corporate make using Remita?

A: Remita supports the following kinds of corporate remittance:

Salary Payments
Pension Contribution Payments
HMO Remittances
Tax Remittance
Other third party payments via eCheque

Cc lalasticlala please do the needful. A lot of students are confused.

Celebrities › Re: Adorable Photo Of Tiwa Savage Son by LamiHandsome(m): 12:52pm On Jan 04, 2016

if no be say ihn parent carry, the boy for black like..

Crime › Re: Nigerian Killer To Be Deported To Nigera Despite Never Setting Foot Here by LamiHandsome(m): 12:22pm On Jan 04, 2016

You mean he's coming back to Nigera? That must be outta africa cheesy

Education › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Girls See Which Is Numba-1 by LamiHandsome(m): 12:19pm On Jan 04, 2016

iSee A Mad OP Here . Psychos like him wouuld support the list. He toured all the universities in Nigeria? Come Funaab.

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by LamiHandsome(m): 9:36am On Jan 04, 2016

[b]Got questions about this "remita" operation?
Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Which banks are on the Remita Network?

A: The following banks are on the Remita Network:

Access Bank
Afribank
Diamond Bank
Ecobank Plc
ETB Plc
First City Monument Bank plc
First Bank of Nigeria
Fidelity Bank
First Inland Bank
Guaranty Trust Bank plc
IBTC Chartered Bank
Intercontinental Bank
Oceanic Bank
Bank PHB
Skye Bank plc
Spring Bank Plc
Union Bank of Nigeria plc
Wema Bank
Zenith Bank Plc

Q: Which Banks can I obtain my Remita cards from?

A: You can obtain your Remita card from the following banks

Access Bank
Afribank
First City Monument Bank plc
First Bank of Nigeria
Fidelity Bank
First Inland Bank
Guaranty Trust Bank plc
IBTC Chartered Bank
Intercontinental Bank
Oceanic Bank
Bank PHB
Skye Bank plc
Union Bank of Nigeria plc
Wema Bank
Zenith Bank Plc

Q: Why does the system time me out?

A: Remita will automatically log you out if you do not perform any activity on the system after a specified period of time. To continue working on Remita, you will need to close the session and re-login again.

Q: Why does the system lock my password?

A: The system locks your password when you enter the wrong password three consecutive times.

Q: How do I unlock my password?

A: To unlock your password, send an email to Remita, or call the Remita support line.

Q: What is an e-Cheque?

A: An eCheque is an electronic equivalent of a Cheque. Unlike normal cheques, an eCheque does not pass through clearing but is automatically paid into the beneficiaries account as soon as it is remitted on Remita.

Q: How do I register my name or my company on Remita?

A: To register your name or your company on Remita, click on the link “Using Remita” located on the Home page

Q: What are the methods of transaction data inputs in Remita?

A: You can enter transactions manually or through data import

Q: What types of payments can a corporate make using Remita?

A: Remita supports the following kinds of corporate remittance:

Salary Payments
Pension Contribution Payments
HMO Remittances
Tax Remittance
Other third party payments via eCheque
**Thank Me later
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Celebrities › Re: Olamide vs Don Jazzy Beef - The Social Media Statistics by LamiHandsome(m): 6:52pm On Jan 03, 2016

And how many replies has Don Jazzy given?

Celebrities › Re: Olamide vs Don Jazzy Beef - The Social Media Statistics by LamiHandsome(m): 6:52pm On Jan 03, 2016

[b][/b][i][/i]And how many replies has Don Jazzy given?[font=Georgia[color=#000099][/color]][/font] undecided

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Throws Another Shade At Donjazzy, You Gotta See This One! by LamiHandsome(m): 3:00pm On Jan 02, 2016

Ginaz:
Why are you abusing me na? This is new year o, I'm a girl not a guy na

I'm sorry sweetheart. My apologies. kiss

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Throws Another Shade At Donjazzy, You Gotta See This One! by LamiHandsome(m): 1:08pm On Jan 02, 2016

Ginaz:
The way I see the whole matter is tribalism, igbos are siding Thiers while Yoruba's are siding their man too. Both of them are wrong, nobody did anything right! The person that truely deserved this fvcking award is KISS DANIEL! Wenti kesh sing sef? Bank's sabi anything? Kesh na worse, he's always shouting whenever he sings

Both of them dont deserved it sef, tribalism won't let some fans have common sense.

See this imponderable simpleton. Reekado Banks is a bad singer? You lack common sense bro, I actually knew that since I had the "gbagx" in your comment. Yeah! Both of them don't deserveD it. Olodo! embarassed

Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by LamiHandsome(m): 11:29am On Jan 02, 2016

I've gotten a two room self contain @ oluwo keesin- not that far from the school. All payments cleared! But I need a female room mate- oops. Here it's better called apartment mate, must be a christian, a serious fellow, with a gorgeous personalty. I'm male.

Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by LamiHandsome(m): 6:43pm On Dec 29, 2015

Isomerizm:
There are no current affairs. Stop giving people erroneous info.

Hey Bro, I Had Current Affairs In The Exam, The Info Given Is Way Valid.

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