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As a freshman, I believe you really want to know how things are been done in Funaab. Right from the day one as a fresher till you become a bold staylite.

You definitely want to know what you're about to encounter as a fresher. You need awareness.

And to the staylites. just relax and enjoy.

Below is a piece about the journey so far in Funaab, as narrated by me. Do take your time and enjoy as it promises to be fun at the same time.

Note: I released this in episodes. Below is the first episode.

I remain your humble wordsmith, PHENOL.

Of course. You perfectly can, since both courses belong to the same college.

KissChrix:


brand new 2 meter long rope in my hand where I stand under this banana tree, I

You never ready

Baba, you wicked

Some Nigerian universities have deviated from their core courses. The Federal Government has directed some of universities to stop running programmes that are outside their mandates.

Gaining admission is the core desire of some Nigerian youths; they are blinded by the persistent need to join their peers in the university. They do not pay attention to the courses being run by the schools in as much as they get admitted.

The Federal Government of Nigeria has looked into the academic sector by forbidding some varsities to stop offering major courses they are not at liberty to run while they warned some of them to stop changing the nomenclature of some courses.


In truth, some courses have been twisted to suit the need of the school and the administrators. Courses like banking engineering have been introduced into the portal of some Nigerian universities.

Schools now offer courses that are not within their mandates. Most of the varsities affected are specialised schools that offer law and accounting. These are major courses that should not be listed in the portal of schools that seek to fulfill the need of manpower in certain sectors of the economy.

Check out the specialized universities that the FG has forbidden to offer courses like law and accounting:

Universities of Agriculture

1. Federal University of Agriculture Abeokuta (FUNAAB)

2. Federal University of Agriculture Makurdi (FUAM)

3. Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike (MOUAU)

Universities of Technology

1. Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA)

2. Federal University of Technology Owerri (FUTO)

3. Madibbo Adama University of Technology Yola (MAUTECH)

4. Ladoke Akintola University of Technology Ogbomoso (LAUTECH)

5. Abubakar Tafawa University of Technology Bauchi (ATBU)

6. Bells University of Technology Ota (BUT)

7. Rivers State University of Science and Technology Portharcourt (RSUST)

8. Enugu State University of Science and Technology Enugu (ESUT)

9. Kano University of Science and Technology Wudil (KUST)

10. Cross River State University of Tecnology Calabar (CRUTECH)

It is expected that these schools will remove law and accounting from their portals. Universities of medicine was also listed as part of those schools meddling their curriculum with courses they are not at liberty to offer.

Was just checking on some pics on Instagram, then I stumbled upon this hilarious question.

Okay now, ladies and gentlemen. Be sincere. How much would you get?

FunaabConnect:
Are you aware that post UTME exam has been cancelled?
Are you aware that FUNAAB post UTME has has been CBT for years?
Are you aware that FUNAAB is not conducting any post UTME Test this year?

And what's with the awareness?

Didn't I make use of one just last year! I'm no Pq dealer man! I refer them to sellers with the school. Grab!

Are you a funaab aspirant looking forward to writing post Utme this year? You'll definitely need Funaab's past question for the Exam. Got mine last year from a final year student, you can get yours too, contact 08101034997. (WhatsApp or Call) and get it at a give away price. I got mine last year and it helped. Hardly would you get a Funaab past question at bookshops.

No scam intended. You pay on seeing.
Note: No Pdf, it's hardcopy.

2016/2017 Admission Session: Admission
This is the Admission portal for the 2016/2017 Admission Session

Welcome to FUNAAB
Admission into the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta FUNAAB is very competitive and involves the following processes:

Online Admission Application on this website.
Pre-Admission Screening Exercise (Interactive) - UTME and DE candidates.
Successful candidates within the capacity of our institution will be offered admission and required to undergo an intensive ICT Training and Orientation Programme to prepare them for life in FUNAAB.

2016/2017 Admission Procedure
All applicants seeking undergraduate admission into 100, 200 and 300 Levels in the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB) are hereby invited to apply online for the 2016/2017 Pre-Admission Screening Exercise.

Applications must be from suitably qualified candidates whose have chosen the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB) as the Most Preferred Institution on the prescribed form obtainable for the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB).

Applicants must also possess minimum entry requirements of five (5) O’ Level Credits in relevant subjects at one or two sittings in SSCE/GCE/NECO/NABTEB and fill in the same results online. Applicants are advised to confirm the Admission Requirements into respective Degree Programmes logging in to fill the e-application form.

Only candidates with completed application before the stipulated deadline will be considered.

Ensure you provide accurate bio-data and academic information when filling your application form.

Wishing you best of luck.

http://admission.unaab.edu.ng

chikel2000:
Big sister I just dnt knw y people can't admit dia mistake, imagine dis one blaming GEJ for what?

Psychologically, you should have realized that I ain't in support of any political party. I ain't a politician, and I just listed the historical changes in the price.

Gowon, 1973: 6k to 8.45k (40.8%)
Murtala, 1976: 8.45k to 9k (0.59%)
Obasanjo, October 1, 1978: 9k to 15.3k (70%)


Shagari, April 20, 1982: 15.3k to 20k (30.71%)
Babangida, March 31 1986: 20k to 39.5k (97.5%)
Babangida, April 10 1988: 39.5k to 42k (6.33%)
Babangida, January 1, 1989: 42k to 60k Private vehicles.


Babangida, December 19, 1989: moved to uniform price of 60k (42.86%)
Babangida, March 6, 1991: 60k to 70k (16.67%)
Shonekan, November 8, 1993: 70k to N5 (614%)


Abacha, November 22,1993: petrol price drops from N5 to N3.25k (-35%)
Abacha, October 2,1994: N3.25k to N15 (361.54%)
Abacha, October 4,1994: price drops from N15 to N11(-26.67%)


Abubakar, December, 20, 1998: N11 to N25 (127.27%)
Abubakar, January 6,1999: N25 to N20 (-20%)


Obasanjo, June 1, 2000: N20 to N30 (50%)
Obasanjo, June 8, 2000: Petrol price reduced to N22 (-10%)
Obasanjo, January 1, 2002: N22 to N26 (18.18%)


Obasanjo, June to October, 2003: N26 to N42 (23.08%
Obasanjo, May 29, 2004: N50 (19.05%)
Obasanjo, August 25, 2004: N65 (30%)


Obasanjo, May 27, 2007: N75 (15.38%)
Yar’Adua, June 2007: N65 (-15.38%)
Jonathan, January 1, 2012: between N138 to N250 (112.31 to 284.62%)
Eventually stabilized at N97
The rest is history

Gowon, 1973: 6k to 8.45k (40.8%)
Murtala, 1976: 8.45k to 9k (0.59%)
Obasanjo, October 1, 1978: 9k to 15.3k (70%)


Shagari, April 20, 1982: 15.3k to 20k (30.71%)
Babangida, March 31 1986: 20k to 39.5k (97.5%)
Babangida, April 10 1988: 39.5k to 42k (6.33%)
Babangida, January 1, 1989: 42k to 60k Private vehicles.


Babangida, December 19, 1989: moved to uniform price of 60k (42.86%)
Babangida, March 6, 1991: 60k to 70k (16.67%)
Shonekan, November 8, 1993: 70k to N5 (614%)


Abacha, November 22,1993: petrol price drops from N5 to N3.25k (-35%)
Abacha, October 2,1994: N3.25k to N15 (361.54%)
Abacha, October 4,1994: price drops from N15 to N11(-26.67%)


Abubakar, December, 20, 1998: N11 to N25 (127.27%)
Abubakar, January 6,1999: N25 to N20 (-20%)


Obasanjo, June 1, 2000: N20 to N30 (50%)
Obasanjo, June 8, 2000: Petrol price reduced to N22 (-10%)
Obasanjo, January 1, 2002: N22 to N26 (18.18%)


Obasanjo, June to October, 2003: N26 to N42 (23.08%
Obasanjo, May 29, 2004: N50 (19.05%)
Obasanjo, August 25, 2004: N65 (30%)


Obasanjo, May 27, 2007: N75 (15.38%)
Yar’Adua, June 2007: N65 (-15.38%)
Jonathan, January 1, 2012: between N138 to N250 (112.31 to 284.62%)
Eventually stabilized at N97 ..down to N86. Now N145.
Nigeria has fallen

What was your most secondary
or primary school character?
Don't stop the fun
Oya, which one is yours?
Let the comments flow.
1. Making noise in the class
2. Like to copy notes for people
3. Fighting
4. Late coming
5. Leaving the school before closing
6. Playing with Boys/Girls
7. Asking your teachers questions while teaching
8. Always reading
9. Always quiet in class
10. Playing football
11. Hanging around
12. Not reading your books
13. Friendly with teachers
14. Always writing love letters
15. Love to read novels
16. Sleeping
17. Eating
19. Monitoring
20. Playing Games
21. Not always in school
22. Did not go to school
23. Was a prefect
24. Always not in class
25. Stealing books
26. Stealing biros-pencils
27 . Not friendly
28. Looking for trouble
29. Always forget to write your homework
30. Add if not listed (specify).
What was your nickname?

What can you say about "mr YAGI's" exit?
..and about the new signee, Temmy Ovwasa, I got her type of music after listening to her new song; Jabole. Well, she sounds almost like the "Jamb question" singer, Simi. Likewise, I think the new girl is a female version of Adekunle Gold. Let's hope she'll do well.

What do you think?
Let the comment flow..

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Virtually, This Happened to 85% Of Niggas While Growing Up.

LOL! Those Days Ehn!! And Your Friends Sef No Fit Handle The Bastard o, But Dem Go Dey Push You.

Share Your Experiences!


Cc: lalasticlala

MathsChic:
Pm me

LOL! see this one o. As if she wants to help the niqqa No dey form samaritan abeg . No dey sweet the niqqa belle on top nothing jor

Gabor227:
My name is Gbadebo Gboyega. Just admitted to Funaab. I was advised to join and post my issue to this platform to seek help that I might find an helper.
So I got this hostel off campus as an 100lvl student. I just paid for the apartment and I kept a remaining sum of 68 thousand naira with me- to pay my school fees and keep the rest in bank for my upkeep.
Few days ago, some dangerous guys broke in with guns. I was really frightened and had to beg for my life. They dispossessed me of my cash and some other petty valuables. I couldn't believe it. It was like a dream. You would say "why don't I go to my parents. Well, my dad went missing all of a sudden late 2014. My mom is actually a trader of fruits. And I come from a family of four. Two of my younger siblings are in primary school. All on her alone. She has been saving ffor my school since. Now something bad happened. Our house is at Ota. Please my brothers, no amount is small. I believe God will help you too. I will drop my account number. Please.

Eeya. I feel for you bro. Same thing happened to a brother here in Unilorin last semester. Well, a problem shared is half solved. I wish I can help but I won't pretend I can. May you find help and replenishment.

The Nigerian entertainment industry has been making it’s buzz locally and internationally, and the influential Nigerian artists under 25 are pulling their weight despite their age. Finally,on a very long creative journey our artists have been finding their unique voices, and have created a niche for themselves, individually and have influenced the youths of the moment.

This is based on the past year and the time of writing this article, ladies and gentlemen, here are Nigeria’s most influential artists under 25.





Wizkid
Born 16 July 1990
You know this list won’t have started if Wizkid isn’t at the top, undoubtedly one of Africa’s most promising acts for the future. Ayodeji Ibrahim Balogun, better known as Wizkid, would be turning 26 mid year. He is a recording artist, songwriter and performer. He has won a BET Award, a MOBO Award, three Headies Awards, two Channel O Music Video Awards, four Nigeria Entertainment Awards, a Ghana Music Award, two Dynamix All Youth Awards, two City People Entertainment Awards, and a Future Award. He has been nominated three times at the MTV Europe Music Awards as well as four times at the World Music Awards. He was ranked 5th on Forbes and Channel O’s 2013 list of the Top 10 Richest/Bankable African Artists. In February 2014, Wizkid became the first ever Nigerian musician to have over 1 million followers on Twitter. Last year, international acts Swizz Beats and Alicia Keys showed his music love and he featured Drake and Skepta in his popular hit ‘Ojuelegba‘.

Davido
Born November 21, 1992
David Adedeji Adeleke, better known by his stage name Davido, is an American-born Nigerian recording artist, performer and record producer.  He stole our hearts with hit single ‘Dami Duro‘. Davido has won a BET Award, a Kora Award, a Channel O Music Video Award, a Ghana Music Award, a Nigeria Music Video Award, two MTV Africa Music Awards, two African Muzik Magazine Awards, five Headies Awards, seven Nigeria Entertainment Awards and two Dynamix All Youth Awards, among others. Hit song of 2015 was The Money featuring Olamide.

Burna Boy
Born 2 July 1991
Probably the most underrated musician in the Nigerian music industry,  Damini Ogulu popularly known as Burna Boy, is a Nigerian reggae-dancehall singer and songwriter.  He won Nigeria Entertainment Awards Best New Act of the Year in 2013. He has various international collaborations to his name. He has given way to acceptance of different genres and remains the ever budding performer.


Chidinma Ekile
Born 2 May 1991
Ms Kedike rose to stardom after winning the third season of MTN Project Fame West Africa. In 2012, Chidinma won the Best Female West African Act category at the 2012 Kora Awards. You would mostly find Chidinma as a feature artist on other songs, but her musical prowess and her petite physique has earned her a spot on our list.

Lil Kesh
Born March 14, 1995
YBNL soldier Keshinro Ololade, is a singer, rapper and songwriter. He rose to fame after his chart-topping song titled “Shoki” rose to critical acclaim from music critics. He has been releasing hit singles like Efejoku, Lyrically, Gbesere, Is It Because I Love You, the youngster doesn’t have an album yet but this year holds promises for Lil Kesh.

Patoranking
Born 27 May 1990
Patrick Nnaemeka Okorie is a Nigerian reggae-dancehall singer and songwriter who came into our lives with ‘Alubarika’ and has been keeping the dance hall alive. He has won 3 Headies Awards, 1 2014 Channel O Music Video Awards and Nigeria Entertainment Awards. “My Woman My Everything” featuring Wande Coal was his hit track for 2015.

Falz
Born October 27, 1990
Folarin Falana didn’t just get into the scene in 2015, his unique sense of rap and his skits on social media only complemented his hit track “Marry Me” (featuring Poe and Yemi Alade). He currently owns an independent record label called Bahd Guys Records.

Cynthia Morgan
Born 23 September 1991
Cynthia Ikponmwenosa Morgan, popularly known by her stage name Cynthia Morgan, her music is a fusion of pop, hip hop, dancehall and rap. The unique vibe of the German Juice musician, has made her highly influential for her music genre. Cynthia Morgan has won 1 Headies Award.

Korede Bello
Born 29 February 1996
Currently signed to Mavin Records. He is best known for his hit single “Godwin”, a semi-gospel and pop song which topped many music charts in Nigeria. Korede Bello had a good year in 2015, he won 1 Headies Award in a category nobody expected him to. Hope this year only gets better.

 
I don't think Korede Bello celebrates his birthday every year because it's the 29th of February. LOL!
BTW today is my birthday friends! I need wishes!! Make my day!!


Cc: lalasticlala

As a matter of fact, today; 6th of February is my birthday. (HBD to me)
Meet your birthday mates!
Drop your birth day! February babies lol. (weren't you once a baby?). Don't stop the fun jor

As a matter of fact, today; 6th of February is my birthday. (HBD to me)
Meet your birthday mates!
Drop your birth day! February babies lol. (weren't you once a baby?). Don't stop the fun jor

Ussyyn:
run to lalasticlala house

.You sabi how dem dey carry stick throway cricket?

INTROVERT:
run to nairaland.....

Lol..

Cc Lalasticlala Seun. FP pls..
Need comments

Yeah, let's have a little fun fellaz.
If you're on a run from the police for a crime you didn't commit, where would you run to?
Let your answers flow!


..and be sincere

robsie:
hi evry1...pls,i jst refreshed my mail bt no mssg after resetting password 2hrs ago...shld i hold-on or reset d password again...tnkx

Hold on, it would soon appear. My friend finally saw his, after waiting for hours too

Beautemmy:
I've reset d password but they haven't send it to my email

I reset mine some minutes ago and I've been mailed. Try again dear.