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RomanceRe: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by Lanmonfishery(m): 12:11pm On Aug 09, 2025
Be truthful to urself, u already told us the truth
U are not Inlove with ur boyfriend, if u were someone else no go Dey enter ur eye
So just leave the poor guy and move on with this new gee, but I warn u, if ur boyfriend has all these qualities u put up there, u will regret the day u met this new guy kuz u don’t even know the new guy’s motive yet but that’s life u will learn after the exam

Peace be unto u
RomanceRe: Secrets Men Should Never Share With Their Partners. (Photo) by Lanmonfishery(m): 3:31pm On Jun 30, 2025
And what happens when she finds out??
U go explain tire!
RomanceRe: 'Old Cargo' Feminist Almost Used Me To Settle Herself by Lanmonfishery(m): 9:46pm On Jun 02, 2025
Rokiatt:
E pain am grin
Sure…it’s not good thing to joke with someone’s struggles
RomanceRe: 'Old Cargo' Feminist Almost Used Me To Settle Herself by Lanmonfishery(m): 1:52pm On May 31, 2025
Rokiatt:
So you thought you will waste her time and go free?

No wonder why all your fish are dying grin
Auntie has moved on na…no talk wetin u no know just to prove a point
RomanceRe: Have I Simped? by Lanmonfishery(m): 6:52pm On May 30, 2025
She wun give u chop…no dull boys
RomanceRe: Should I Consider Marriage Now? by Lanmonfishery(m): 11:16am On May 30, 2025
GoodSpirit:
You are the one who doesn't know how to write, you insinuated this in your write up. Next time exude clarity when you churn out intellectual thought.
Ok I don’t know how to write, I gree abeg carry your negativity go elsewhere
RomanceRe: Should I Consider Marriage Now? by Lanmonfishery(m): 6:31am On May 30, 2025
GoodSpirit:
So na unskilled women full everywhere according to you? This attitude of men chasing after unskilled women and then using scarce resources which should have gone into building their own skills for future earning power should stop, men should be strategic in decision making.
Please dey try dey read well abeg, I never said anything about chasing unskilled woman na
Read bro, nawa for u o bro
RomanceRe: 'Old Cargo' Feminist Almost Used Me To Settle Herself by Lanmonfishery(m): 9:14pm On May 29, 2025
😂😂😂

Omoh those old things sef get scope o
Met on too in lagos few months before covid, this one use school teacher format for me ni sh, carry kids come my farm to see fish say na excursion, even say make dem buy keep for my side,omoh auntie go finish for school come resume for my house till dark, I enquire about am come see say na person wey Dey do shakara during her prime,auntie format me say na her mama no Dey like suitors wey Dey come all these while…I say ok
I just Dey learn but never lose guard, I go naked her, finger her, wash hand go sleep
I no think am for once say make I Bleep am talkless of raw, talkless of possible pregnancy
Auntie shift when she taya
She was 35 looked good for her age but bad for me😁
RomanceRe: He Forcefully Took My Virginity, Wants Marriage. I'm Hurting. What Should I Do? by Lanmonfishery(m): 9:03pm On May 29, 2025
He forcefully took ur virginity…ok I gree but the moment I read “but I love him”
The only forcing that happened was the way he was clapping ur cheeks after u spread am like sliced bread wey wun colet bama for body

The way these creature’s take Dey always play victim is something else mehnn
RomanceRe: Should I Consider Marriage Now? by Lanmonfishery(m): 8:55pm On May 29, 2025
My openion if I were in your shoes I would do a very low key wedding, family and few friends with a a budget of less Dan 1m then use the remaining to invest in my wife’s skill. Double income, if u can raise 2m, make ur babe sef Dey okay on her own, be a successful couple and then we can plan elaborate anniversaries

If I Dey ur shoes bro na wetin I go do be dat
✌🏾
RomanceRe: I'm Tired Of My Marriage, This Is Why I Want To End It by Lanmonfishery(m): 8:17pm On May 25, 2025
Baba no stress…just comot her from ur mind and peace will locate u then u will surely understand the reason to be with a woman with vision.
God bless
RomanceRe: How do I get her back please by Lanmonfishery(m): 8:34am On Apr 24, 2025
Do nothing…she will definitely go and test the waters and if she dosent like she’s coming back and if she likes…she’s gone bro
AgricultureGreener Pastures In Catfish Farming by Lanmonfishery(op):
I hope this post finds someone generous and supportive to agriculture to support my business financially and connections

RomanceRe: Guys Please Help Me Interpret This Dream by Lanmonfishery(m): 8:42am On Apr 21, 2025
TheVillian:
I've tried sir but didn't get any results
Don’t relent
Keep praying…for u to have received such message u need to be prayerful, positive about it
I wish I could say more
RomanceRe: Guys Please Help Me Interpret This Dream by Lanmonfishery(m): 8:01pm On Apr 20, 2025
I really think u should pray and fast about this sir…ask god to shed light into this issue and u will have answers
I wish u well
BusinessBusiness Logo And Card Needed by Lanmonfishery(op): 4:11pm On Mar 11, 2025
Hello
Im in need of someone who is into business logo and card
Thanks
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Slept With My Best Friend by Lanmonfishery(m): 3:55pm On Mar 01, 2025
I would literally take her back and turn her to my intimacy gadget till I get tired of hitting it
RomanceRe: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Lanmonfishery(m): 3:45pm On Feb 26, 2025
This post smells like jealousy
RomanceRe: My Wife Doesn’t Kiss Because Of Phobia About Bacteria Exchange, No Mouth Odour by Lanmonfishery(m): 10:49am On Feb 24, 2025
Odingo1:
No pre intimacy that is why sometimes my prick will not stand and sometimes my prick will just stand I will manage to touch her to make her wet 💦, most of the time she is dry down there, I will shook shook my dick to enter after my dick will be paining me.
So sad…I feel ur pain
RomanceRe: My Wife Doesn’t Kiss Because Of Phobia About Bacteria Exchange, No Mouth Odour by Lanmonfishery(m): 8:01am On Feb 24, 2025
No pre-intimacy??😂😂
If una wun nack, like how e Dey start
I Dey curious gan
RomanceRe: See The Mind Game My Girlfriend Always Playing Recently . by Lanmonfishery(m): 7:38am On Feb 23, 2025
Oga u better enjoy the food, lash the punnani, enjoy urself that punnani n national cake when it’s ur time appreciate it don’t be ungrateful
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because We Dont Listen To The Same Music by Lanmonfishery(m): 7:35am On Feb 23, 2025
My bro she found a better option…free am
The best revenge is to make money
She will bring the punna sooner or later, then u can have ur revenge but as for now….otilor
RomanceRe: Should I Forgive Her Or I Should Pay Her Back In Her Own Coin by Lanmonfishery(m): 12:49pm On Feb 21, 2025
My brother change that motive, u have two things to gain
Let her come to lag, reach ur place and bleep the living hell out of that punna for a week long
Or as she Dey land carry her go police station and report her make u cash out
Ur choice
RomanceRe: I'm Afraid My Girlfriend Don't Love Me— What Should I Do? by Lanmonfishery(m): 9:21am On Feb 21, 2025
What a SIMPle man
RomanceRe: “is This A Red Flag?” – Girlfriend’s Reaction After Man Pretended To Be Customer by Lanmonfishery(m): 10:40pm On Feb 17, 2025
she’s a sex object
That’s how u should see her from now on
RomanceRe: Has Your Girlfriend Ever Ghosted You For Days Before And Later Called? by Lanmonfishery(m): 7:53am On Feb 13, 2025
This is a sign of disloyalty as stated by my elders above I will not tell u what to do but this is what I would do.
The motive might have been to establish a relationship that would blossom into something beautiful at the end but signs like these changes motive, I would just keep playing my card, do small follow up and wait till the day we meet in person then bleep the living hell out of her, from the moment she ghosted me, she became my sex object and that she will remain till I get tired of the punnani

I no go leave her, na my motive go just change!
RomanceRe: How Long Did It Take You To Come Out From That Heartbreak by Lanmonfishery(m): 5:32pm On Feb 08, 2025
It took a while in that space of time I learnt to grieve a loving soul
RomanceRe: Why Is She Scared Of Having Sex With Me? by Lanmonfishery(m): 7:44pm On Feb 07, 2025
Smilleydr:
bro my prick no gree rise again ooo,
that s the first ttime i go experience borehole for my life
the werey even dey say hit harder when i don already cum
😂😂😂
No be small issue o
RomanceRe: Why Is She Scared Of Having Sex With Me? by Lanmonfishery(m): 5:15pm On Feb 07, 2025
Smilleydr:
This thing don work for me befor oooo, As i don make several attempt wey d babe no give me chop, i just kuku ma luck

But we stiil hug and kiss, but i no make any attempt of sex again, One day she ask me say when did i av sex last i say na yesterday night,

i say but i use condom shaa oo, she come ask who be that, i tell am na just one of my casual friend like that say base on say me don make attempt in her now and as she no won give me and congi dey my body na why i look for alternative

low and behold third day she just wear only polo no pant no bra, for my mind i say today na fire ooo

as we sleep on bed naso she carry d yarns rub my d, nasoo my lingu rise ooo, to my greatest suprise as i drill am bro na serious bolehold wey don slack, omo i no fit go second round self because d thing just tired me, i no expect say things go don spoil reach that level.
Very painful issue
After all attempt, na come borehole the thing be
Omoh the second round na head I go demand
If she no gree, play the card again😂😂
RomanceRe: Why Is She Scared Of Having Sex With Me? by Lanmonfishery(m): 8:57pm On Feb 06, 2025
Nehyooh:
Professor of womanology grin
Reduce the volume comrade 😎

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