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Diz reminds me of my ex..anytime wy she kum ma hostel nd we bleeped wey I no kum perform well..till she go comot my place na attitude she go dey gimme...but if I perform well na dere u go hear statement like
Baby what do u want me too cook 4 u
Baby don't stress urself
Baby I love u
Baby I saw dis wrist watch,I will get it for u 2mao
Baby dis baby dat...me too go dey feel lyk boss..
So is like there is a little respect from my own xperience

Charismatic107:
You mean you will ask a naija girl all this questions#bros nawa for you o

no mind am jawe..mayb na film in think say e dey ask...na so wan guy open thread dey ask if u go fit collect bullet meant for ur gf..mtcheew

As in I will take bullets but op d bullet am talking about sef na energy drink and I will even take ak 47 self..dat one too na vodka oo..what are friends for haba

Monalisa185:
yes na....I would really love to...

don't u know if ur husband is a better cook,everymeal u prepare he would alway find a fault like
Onions no reach
The vegetable is too soft etc
Silly silly fault u urself go tire..u won't always be appreciated self afta d meal...nd dat can be painful...so I don't think is fun

a living witness...na only smoke remain wey we dey work on...but it seems am not juz ready...buh I was worst a year back...shoutout to my orente

masturbation.....getting drunk excessively... ova confidence ....buh smoke na till d day I die oo...still thanking God for life sha

y I go wan do wedding when money no dey...if she sponsor finish where we go live or wetin u go chop...ladies sabi frustrate if na dem dey do d spending...I no dey marry if I Neva get money call DJ exclusive come play DAT day...kuz my gf so likes exclusive...

gevans:
This guy apply dat techniques but she will leave everything till he returns, in d morning he leaves home very late because domestic work.

I don't knw wat to say kuz av neva been in dat kind of situation...but it once appened to my ex nd she talk to dad dat she needs to collect hostel dat d place is far from sch. Nd datz aw she was free.

luvtoyota:
Hi guys, I started dating this girl like 2months ago, she came to town for her IT, she is schooling in a polytechnic in Benin. I met her through a mutual friend. I liked her and we started dating. She is real pretty and Sexxy, the kind of girl I want to marry. I took good care of her. We had fun. Boy oh Boy. She is always chatting with friends on Facebook and Twitter and WhatsApp, so far I have given her 60k for her house rent, she also collected 48k and promised to pay back, she gave the money to her girl friend who has refused to pay back. I discussed marriage with her but she said she has other plans for now. She is 21yrs old. I do everything for her including buying pad, recharge card hair nails etc. She claims she hustle to pay her bills. Now she wants me to pay school fees, hand out, furnish her room etc. She was supposed to come to my crib for Christmas but she went to stay with her elder sister. IS THIS GIRL WORTH IT?

bros...ahn ahn elderly person dey lie at diz age....abeg wetin u wan gain from diz cook up story

jonaifame22:
u bam

lolz wats d meaning of dat

It apins...d kind of wyf wey go turn me to house boy...I neva c am....e can as well be leaving d aux early 4 lectures nd come in late to sleep 4 d rest of d programme...all depends on d guiy relationship with his uncle sha

HateU2:
u no fit say 'No' b4 nah. What will be ur reason , U no dey mood abi period
Just saying, our warehouse is too powerful nd irresistible 4 u guys

abi what can man do

jonaifame22:
Cultists are the best people on earth. *modified* 0147

over wiseness dey worry u

Wetin diz one dey talk sef...y u too dey lie lyk diz...u say she dey holy nd she will jilt u jux bkuz ur dick nd 4get her luv 4 u...bros u can sabi lie...well shey ur dick reach 9-18 inches as one pesin define big dick

ebyoma:
I'll need a tape measure for that!!!






On a serious note 9-18 inches is big enough for moi!!
Below that is considered average

so u mean if a guy falls below dat e no get big dick...ake I run go measure my own

HateU2:
So, I was gisting with my friends and you know we ladies talk is always 'raw'. After all the gisting, I realised that guys will always get angry whenever their girlfriends deny them sex. One of my friends even said that, her boyfriend will back her on bed, frown at her and will not even see her off whenever she's leaving. Can't you guys understand that everyday is not christmas and we are not always in the mood to have sex.
So, over to you guys. Why do you get angry whenever bae decides to close warehouse .


This thread is not for pretenders I beg.

sewiously sumtyms I feel we guyz are been used by our gf..wen u wan do she go say no...buh wen she dey in d mood we guyz no go fit say no...y we no go vex and sumtyms u go wan claim holy dat day na d gurl go kon find ur trouble nd wen d tin get out of hand she go kon tok say she close warehouse...If u knw say u no wan Bleep den don't look for trouble but u can kum sha.

fexyrich:
What do guys really consider when calling someone a wife material?Guys can you marry a girl who cheaply allowed you to sleep with her on the first date??To me I think I wouldn't cos if I got her so cheap like that it means any other guy could also get her on his bed easily.My opinion tho..Guys what do you think?

what kind of question is diz...y can't u marry her...so if she allows u sleep with her on first date she be ashewo...brs ur orientation no reach

numericalguy:
Your case is not the same as hers and you know it. Please do not encourage what is not right in Islam.

not as if am encouraging wats not right..bro I believe we are one regardless of d religion..dunno wat 2 say sha but what will be will be....salam

Am also dating a christian gurl naw...at d begining it was argument everyday buh allihamdulilah everything seems fine now...buh 2 marry a diff religion it takes patience and understanding to avoid argument
...buh I love her gidi gan sha nd I thinks she loves me too sha..u both can carry on

jmaxjohn:
What do u do if u find out that the gal uve loved for years is a powerful water goddess, queen of Mami water, she left coz of her luv for u but she still has and controls power unconsciously especially in her dreams coz her throne is still empty!

if it is diz my current gf..I will still be with her nd I bliv we will conquer 2geda..my gurl is so lovely nd I thinks she is a blessing.

Patented:
Well every man for himself and God for us all. Know that you will loose your friend though

bros I love dat very post

misspicy2:
yea sure,we know that sex is stressful for a 1 minute man

diz girl ehn...I tire for u

misspicy2:
lol,1min man


you will rather satisfy your yourself and not care about your partner....
I see

make we stop here abeg gurlz don't worth dat stress

misspicy2:
lanre147 see a real man here

better go for checkup

na her life I come? abeg eee

misspicy2:
Another 1 minute man spotted I bet you have a small d!ck too


bte take it from me man,you girlfriend is cheating with a better guy than you


#word

u get mouth.. pass wetin u fit do...I don't know if my dick is small o buh ma gf iz OK wit it and wuz girl doznt cheat diz day...if I hold u ...u will beg for mercy buh I don pass doz level if I do and u no dey satisfied ...den u can walk 2ru d door

RexKexMilann:
10-15 Minutes is Appropriate.


Only A Hoe Will Ask For More.

u get mouth jawe..d way some guys go hard it's luk lyk dey re collecting salary...as for me 5 mins self do na pleasure no be torture

misspicy2:
a 1 min man mentality

15 mins no do u? mtcheew u need to check urself ..I guess ur bf use drug without ur notice...chai if I dey on motion for more Dan 5 mins na im be say I chop bet9ja DAT day
..talkless of 15 mins..

Readwarn:
Some Nigerian University Could Be Funny Though. You'll Hear Students Refer Themselves To Something Like:
Uites
Funaabians/Funnabite
Ekusite
UniLagosian.
Lol,Who Started This Sort Of Nomenclature Sef?

na akokite oooo no be unilagosian

Freiden:
OMG!!! LADOKITES full here.....we dey rep anytime any day.....awa lenu daku!!!


HIT the LIKE button, if you are proud to be a LADOKITE

am a sabokite or ladoke...u get mouth jawe...wishing evry1 success in dia exam jawe

Ayt27:
Lautech...Ladokites Omo Ladoke......

owo loke...great ladokite

Officialkenshin:
Lol, I know ma but it is not easy being alone, anyway true talk though, thanks.

Broz no be lie sha I was also single for 2yrs plus buh now av a serious gf sha...smiles...buh wetin make me single doz tyms bsay I don't av tym to do folo ups if I toast u and u claiming d rock I go waka pass..see bros ..gurlz mata no reach to dey kon dey worry...d right girl will come and maybe all doze gurlz dey ur street or na sch u dey?am not good in this aspect but I know most girls don't worth the stress...thanks tooo

Officialkenshin:
Lol, I know ma but it is not easy being alone, anyway true talk though, thanks.

see diz bros ooo na guy I be ooo and in early 20s so abeg ooo