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it happened to me one tym like dat...
my surest padi kon consult me say in wan dey Bleep my gf

dare :wasiu I wan dey date zainab
lanre:shey my own zainab
dare:yes na shebi u say u no like am too much
lanre:bros carry go ur papers complete
dare:ok now u get mouth


Next week :d guy begin dey Bleep d girl but for d girl mind I am smart am playing two friends.....
. jux observing tho.....


But if na with girl wey I like my broda e go pain me ooo
I go cut ties with d both kux padi wey do like dat go fit kill u o

did guy do comedy sotey Im no blow ...in kon strategize anoda way of hustle....bros u get mouth anoda way of hussle na im be dix ooo...I see u
papa God don wan pick ur call..

person wey wan commit suicide dey advertise first

na wa ooooo

recently na army and boko haram person dey see..and when u look at d pix instead of seeing lyk 50 bokoharam dead bodies on floor like we see when dey place attacks on us...na so so okada and food stuff person dey see...na wa ooooo

jeeqaa7:
Lol... Dem don catch rufiatu...

In kenya
Cop: hey woman, wat do you carry there ?
Woman : popo, I carry load, I wan sell for my children sch fees
Cop : no no no , what kind of load .. Ohh WEED!!! U are under arrest woman .. You go jail .. Move! Move!!

In benin

Cop: hey .. Wey you, shuo! No be you I dey call? Wetin u carry dia so ..

Benin woman : olopa! Wetin person nor go see for benin so. Shey I nor fit carry my pikin stroll again?

Cop : see eh ... Nor bring dat leg come hia .. I say .. Na wetin you carry?

Benin woman: OLOPA!! I say na my pikin I carry so.. Abi u nor dey see am? *calls out* usharay.. Cry na make olopa free me cutout from hia so na

Cop : come .. Wia you , u sure sey no be ijakpa u carry so? Open am! *cracks his gun* OBA ATEKPEYE OH ! Wetin be dis? Igbo! Woman u don enter

Benin woman: olopa .. I talk sey na my pikin I carry for back *turns* OSALOBUA!!! USHERAY !!! Where my pikin? Officer.. Wetin u do my pikin ? My enemies don win oh! Cries and wails !! My pikin oh my pikin oh

Cop: maaaale .. Na okwale kpoli be dis? Okoli don go lagos ..I don find am tire .. See as e fresh ... Abeg gve me one bible ..

Benin woman : usharay!!! U wan guy guyman .. Me na rugged oh .. Okay na my pikin be dis but I go gve u half BIBLE

Cop : maale .. U wey do anyhow .. Go see anyhow oh .. Coperate be4 we carry you go meet oshio!


Lol..

bros aw u no say na bible dem dey call am

bros I dey suspect u ooo

BeansAndBread:
Thanks bro, but I like this specific lady because she has wife material. I can't marry a lady that chases me for money, we would have problems eventually!

bros u dey see person once in 4 month u don decide already say na wife material.. I fear u oo... Jux walk up to her when next u see her and do intro den collect her no from dere she don know wetin u dey find... No waste tym ooo u go jux turn Alfa ****** u re my close broda na don't xpect diz from u.... so first approach make sure say ur intention clear




80 percent of doze hijab sister don get husband ooo

Ndeewonu:
I am interested in his GPA. First Class is pure water these days.
I wonder why students still graduate with 2.2 and below in this era of Infotech!

u say first class na pure water see as u talk am self e be lyk say u no know say pure water self don cost.

still waiting when lautech go produce first class for biochem and AGE.. some department na hell.... so na lyk dix d car wey ma mama promise me if I grad with first class go go.... chai how 3. 52 wan enta first klas with jux two section to go.... I dey pray make I no go back to 2 2 self.. May God help me

still waiting when lautech go produce first class for biochem and AGE.. some department na hell

river state... d state no be am oo... I hear say na ova twenty people don die.. if u check wetin cause fight now.. na useless thing.. well r. I. p to d dead... maybe dem wan use d head do pepper soup... diz what u get when d governor of ur state is a Viking.. sailors wey no sabi paddle canoe... yeye

Iroh88:
Just for fun. Abeg make una take am easy on us. Took some persuasion for her to accept me uploading this knowing what an abrasive tongue people around here have.

Network screwing up.

Too bad.

people dey para gan oo... some don run observe say she get belle... some don obs say her food quick finish... some don talk say she be wife material with only pix oooo... some don say dem sabi her history.... well keep it on na only u sabi wetin u dey face.. God will surely do it for all.........isseee

SolexxBarry:
And when I say English is harder than maths some will not agree,there are direct formulas in maths bt in English ehn, u av to memorize evrytin

bros hmm math no b today ooo. U neva see where lecturer use 6hrs solve one question without explaining ooo... they are some math ehn if d lecturer do one mistake him no go fit correct am again.... U no need understand am self jux write am as dem give u for klass.

onadana:
Nigerian police and photoshots..Any man that hits a woman is a coward,even though the tongue of a woman is sharper than two edged sword.....walk away.

u never see when u wan walk away and d wife still lock door throway key kon lock u for trouser... chaii women can frustrate man life.

omo that road is a regular customer to road accident... Government should plz quickly complete the other road.... I swear my street wide pass dat road...And trailers dey pass dere every seconds... May God help us... team lautech

lanre147:
Na pipu dey ovahyped dem..dey are not proud of dia black skin...dem dey always question God say y dem no b oyinbo...buh me am proud to be black and believe in one black race...I av witnessed situation for around okota wey d whie slap d guy d guy punched d white na d guy fellow workers na I'm still catch d guy wen im dey run...dat day I was so sad I jux sit 4 one corner dey look

wetin kon dey pain me pass na say d matter na bkuz of on generator...wetin even give am liver to raise cutti

I watch diz thing 4 ngw diz morning...doze snakes ehn dem reach 1million wet wan sleep with one female...thumbs up op

Na pipu dey ovahyped dem..dey are not proud of dia black skin...dem dey always question God say y dem no b oyinbo...buh me am proud to be black and believe in one black race...I av witnessed situation for around okota wey d whie slap d guy d guy punched d white na d guy fellow workers na I'm still catch d guy wen im dey run...dat day I was so sad I jux sit 4 one corner dey look

luciouscookie:
9 guys in a room and none of you woke during the operation?

it is called otumopo in action

diz thread makes me remember d scene dat happened in 1991 at d zoo of UI..a pastor named Daniel pass back enta lion cage dey begin speak in tongue...d lion smile and thank God for food...in oda words d pastor didn't last five minute.

refiner:
lol....as u small reach u still get sharp mouth!
thank God dear!

I dey tell u

refiner:
lol....as u small reach u still get sharp mouth!
thank God dear!

I dey tell u

Tundeiab:
If I am not mistaking, more than 95% of sexual assault cases we have today were filed by ladies. I am of the opinion that equal numbers of men have been sexually abused without been reported.
I discussed with a few of my male colleagues and about 80% of them have been sexually assaulted when they were younger.
The reason why I am opening this thread is to take the census of men who have been assaulted by older women. The guys in the house who were abused by an older lady should let us know and also state their age and the lady's age as at the time.
Ladies who have sexually abused younger boys should also tell us about it stating the age and the guy's age as at then.
Let me open the floor. I was sexually abused by a lady 2 years my senior when I was 17 years of age. She was 19 as at then.
Let's see this as a research! God bless you all.

I was also assaulted when I was a kid can't remember d exact age by 3 different neighbours ...and dere was a day we were discussing dis issue in my hostel ...I realised that 8 guyz out of 11 pass 2ru d same ordeal...and no one report to his parent either.

for a guy yes kuz dere is still chance of sex once more...buh for my girl to keep in touch with her ex is a no no...wetin una wan dey talk,..
dere will still be a feeling even if na small and it can be dangerous... pardon my reasoning

itz not romantic but jux wanna share it

ma mum said when I was a kid and d going was still rough dat dere was did afternoon I asked mum what am I going to eat and she replied son EBA
and I told her that everyday EBA EBA EBA do you want to kill me? it was vewi funny to me when she told me calnt stop laffin any time I rememba....shoutout to all mama in d world xpecially doze dat didn't abort d pregnancy despite d fact dat dey were young and no money...na where I for dey...thanks to baba God

ZeeAfrica:
Woww sooo many comments. Hahahha thank u all. U have alll made me famous, and yet its my first week on NL. Its good to know dat u all know me nw. Some of u seem to b angry and wanting me to lie, but i am nt. I will still repeat, op is ugly. We have seen better joor. If u ppl who dnt knw me and have never seem my face keep assuming things abt me, good for u ooo. Nomatter how u wil try to defend the op, uglyness is still uglyness. U ppl can cry if u want to. Bt yes, dis person does look like a monkey. Infact, op abeg one time i wil go wit u to de zoo for u to see wat m talkin abt. No offence intended. Only de truth

miss first impression goes a long way....I know lyk to comment buh u jux dey push my fingers....see if na givenchy product naw u go say in fine...baba God product na Im u kon dey condemn...well op u too much jawe mmuaah...lolz

turn on if she gat ur back day and night like africa

body odour....Omo dat thing no good at all o

peace Hyde...her ass is mad

ZeeAfrica:
yes dear I am beautiful thank u, am not insulting her, m just telling the truth. Another thing, whether my bf goes for her or not is not my business, I have better things to focus on in life than trying to run after or fight for a man, after all, did someone tell u that there are no more men in this world? did they say that my bf is the only guy on earth? ouch, I don't think so. Him going for her, would be his loss, coz I know that I am the best thing that can ever happen to a guy, believe me I have the best qualities which men look for. U don't know me, I don't know u, but I know the truth about me, so what u r saying to me, is no threat at all. Lol m sure u have tried to commit suicide becoz of a man, judging from the way u put your statement, u r probably the type of a person who runs after a man, as if a man is a profession. Gosh dear grow up already, and know that there is more to life, than thinking a man is all u need

in falz voice u re rili d best thing dat can apin to a guy...judging from ur choice of words.... jux pbserving

Plz can someone tell me d drug dey are talking about

Nigga rip...d guy na lord gunned down by elebe...what a pity..wasted yrs...join mssn or deeper life una no go hear...thanking God 4 lyf sha

I met her at 1000 leacture theatre sifax...lautech