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EggovinMma:
God forbid!
50k salary inside marriage. Na before ooo.But now, I REJECT EVERY SPIRIT OF POVERTY IN MY LIFE.My bible tells me to seek and I shall find, and whatever I bind here on earth shall be bind in heaven. I stand upon the rock of St Peter and I am binding every spirit of poverty in the life of my future husband, every spirit of meagre salary. I lose your hold on that poor future husband of mine.IT SHALL NOT BE MY POTION.50K SALARY KE? Which kind rough play be that?


*singing *

Holy ghost fire burn them, holy ghost fire pursue them, anyway poverty may gather holy ghost fire fire them.IN THE LIFE OF MY FUTURE HUSBAND WHENEVER AND WHEREVER YOU ARE, I SAY I REJECT POVERTY IN YOUR LIFE.


*Straight face*

lol..simple question u begin fire and qoute bible...so na money be ur no 1 criteria 4 choosing companion so if he makes 2m and use as punching bag ure okay abi...dem dey talk reality and wats happening u dey quote bible...well watcanisay..

obiorathesubtle:
Young man.. What do you hope to achieve from this?




Nairaland is your dream? Guy.. *pours bucket of water* wake the fûck up!




Nairaland is this way it is because there are no developers.. Only annoying moderators!

bros u no lie oo...av been coming to dix site for more Dan 2yrs jux decided to join now..wat annoys me are
the way some pipu will be begging for likes
the way some pipu are afraid to be ban...as if if u get likes it will give u credit alert and as if...if u get a ban life ends..jux observing sha

Estharfabian:
LoL!
firstly, not all Virgins Are "Churchy"...Some just haven met the right person yet...

secondly, Not all bleed.....""

thirdly, some virgins are more experienced than porn-stars...even if they've not actually done it! "" thanks to pornography and Erotic novels...

LoL! Buh the buzZ non-Virgin guys make is really getting annoying and hypocritical...Like after seeping with tons of ladies? they'll still be wanting the "Hymen Treasure"

ure mouthed

Officialkenshin:
Why is it so hard to get a good pretty girlfriend that's presentable? I mean, I know i am a cute guy (cus even without judging i have had girls tell me that on several occassions) average height, a bit chubby baby body, which looks cute, I'm 20, have this cool young looks
The last time I remembered dating a girl beautiful girls was when I was 16, relationship didn't last, since then I have not been able to date a pretty girl, I have tried everything possible, I keep a good convo very well, CUs I'm a funny type, this girls give me the green light, I make a move and they either say no or don't give me a reply they just keep silent, I feel depressed like what's wrong with me, I dress really nice for a young guy, I have good perfumes which I wear on for a fresh scent, my skin is light brown I'm not fair but my skin is really nice CU's I take care of it, but still! All is in vain,
Just yesterday a girl I have been chatting with for close to a week, she's been really enjoying my company and she gave a green light for date, so we chose a fast food for it, we got together, made her feel comfortable, she smiled all through, with those green lights she gave CU's I was watching her all through she gave signs, I asked her out, immediately I asked her out. Her characters changed! She started snubbing and acting all weird, please NL help me out I'm really depressed and feel lonley, for years now been single..... This girls avoid me like plague when it comes to dating, only the ugly girls want me, I just understand, I don't flirt or cheat just looking for a nice girl to be with but it seems my type don't get any girls, I see boys who are not handsome neither are they tall but hsve very pretty girls, sometimes I feel like dying seeing them, what have I done wrong.
All I ever wanted was a nice pretty girl to stick with me,

Please your comments are welcomed, guys And girls.....

bros u neva clock 40 na and u dey depressed..na wa oooo...jux chill and do ur thing ur way nd don't try to impress anyone..no be by scent of perfume ooo...and besides gurlz no suppose b problem na kuz wetin most of dem get to offer na problem.

[quote author=mutiply post=41261872]Most times people say things out of anger, she was sober and you attacked her instead of been calm, that made her to exchange harsh words with you. She had apologised, please forgive and forget. [/quote na u get mouth pass

alatbaba1:
Dating a virgin. OMG. It's like punishment for a dog like me.

bros no be lie oo..expecially if d gurl kon be SU to touch breast wahala onlt 2 sec kiss is allowed..buh if u chill with am she go commot her panties herself

foreman:
She came into our house at 14. She calls me daddy. Now almost eighteen.

Now shes grown those things, fresh, firm and well shaped. I keep telling myself shes a kid. But my mind will not leave that place.

Madam travelled recently. This "kid" keeps jiggling those succulent things, intentionally or otherwise, I cant tell. Then I couldnt hold myself, I grabbed her when she served my food. I held and suckled like my life depended on them. Funny thing she didn't resist. I managed to let go when my conscience wouldn't let me. I had to visit a brothel to calm nerves that evening. Still throughout the night, my mind couldn't get rid of the twins.

Now, the problem is how do send this girl out of our house without raising suspicion. I am sure if she stays around, what I am trying to avoid will eventually happen.

madam abeg shey u self dey work for d same house as house help or wetin