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Politics › Re: Jubilation At The Police HQ In Abuja On The Appointment Of A New IGP. Video/pics by Lanretoye(m): 12:44am On Jun 21, 2023
Odin13:
This is the first government in Nigerian no other tribe is celebrating.. except Yoruba people

Not even during the days of coup and counter coup..

Buhari was highly celebrated across regions

Gej

But this government no other tribe

If I lie check your immediate neighbors
premium tears...you cannot reap where you didnt sow.
Politics › Re: by Lanretoye(m): 12:35am On Jun 21, 2023
10thTenthMan:
This is a very old video. It was also popular even during Jonathan's regime and the army's fight against Boko Haram back then.
it is very old,infact it was during tje time of abacha.
Politics › Re: Picture Of The Day. President Tinubu (GCFR) by Lanretoye(m): 12:17am On Jun 21, 2023
LagosFirstSon:
All this initial gragra, let's see how it will end .
if you think it will not end well for you,so be it.
Romance › Re: Is There A Proper Age To Have Sex by Lanretoye(m): 6:38pm On Jun 20, 2023
This reasoning at 3years get as e be.
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Lanretoye(m): 8:47pm On Jun 19, 2023
Bigyusluv:
I need the replacement camera
i have the replacement for 15k
Family › Re: Happy Birthday To Me. A Picture Collage Of My Transformation From Birth. by Lanretoye(m): 6:04pm On Jun 19, 2023
gaby:
You are obviously a kid with a very messed up and poor mentality, so, it's difficult for you to comprehend.

These kids attend schools where they pay top dollar and the teaching methods is top notch and not the garri and eba school you and I attended with a slate hanging on our necks.

If you step into some of these schools to see the environment and classrooms plus hear these kids speak, you go dey ask yourself whether na abroad you dey abi no be Nigeria dem born these kids.

For your info, there specially gifted kids who are younger than her and not from so expensive schools who can recite away better than her, even.

You better change your mindset to begin to see nothing as impossible or achievable. Everything is in your mind and whatever you believe is what you see and attract.

Change your mindset, you can witness it firsthand, you can have a kid and spend good morning to give him or her good quality education and watch them amaze you.

Check out the picture I'm attaching here. It's called "class dojo" where parents get to monitor what their kids are doing in class from anywhere.

That's my girl and a classmate. What does it look like they are doing?

This isn't recent by the way.

I can't upload videos I would have shown you where she's writing and reciting her alphabet and numbers to 100.

Impossible is nothing. Quit with the doubts.

For security reasons, I would have mentioned her school here so you do some research, check their tuition, quality of education, and perhaps go take a stroll at the school. Na that time you go understand say, no be everybody dey come here to catch cruise.
oga shut up there,3 year old cant write 1-100.stop fooling your self,how much dey your hand wey u wan dey call devil come your party.
Politics › Re: Lagos Advocates Safe Conversion Of Petrol To LPG As Fuel For Domestic Use by Lanretoye(m): 12:15pm On Jun 19, 2023
A proactive measure,a stitch in time...
Politics › Re: Electricity Tariffs To Rise By 25% In December by Lanretoye(m): 12:08pm On Jun 19, 2023
b3llo:
ode we are in raining season. It is expected that water level in our hydroelectric dams will increase which means more power output. As the cow that you are you couldn't understand that.
yes na still wetin i dey talk,if u cant afford prepaid when dam full how u wan take afford fuel when light no dey.your suffer just start.
Politics › Re: Electricity Tariffs To Rise By 25% In December by Lanretoye(m): 11:53am On Jun 19, 2023
b3llo:
Life go hard gan
na wetin you wish go happen to you,pls personalize your statement okay.since the supply has increased relatively by over 50% and it didnt improve your life,it is when price increase by 25% that will improve it?
Abeg prophesy into your own life okay.
Politics › Re: THROWBACK: Tinubu Is Under Investigation – EFCC Chairman, Bawa by Lanretoye(m): 11:49am On Jun 19, 2023
Revolution2022:
DSS invaded efcc's office and cart away documents relating to criminal investigation of his associates.Tinubu doesn't have any good agenda for the country.
now that you know he doesnt have any good agenda for this country,can you pls commit harakiri or sepuku?,thats what brave people do.if someone that has no agenda is rulling you that has agenda then u must bury your head in shame cos your agenda is baseless as useless.
You know road but you dey follow who no know road,na you be the fool then.
Health › Re: Woman Who Knocked On Coffin At Her Funeral Dies After Week In Hospital by Lanretoye(m): 11:38am On Jun 19, 2023
She tasted life and death then she finally choose one.
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Lanretoye(m): 11:08am On Jun 19, 2023
Bigyusluv:
Hello good morning, pls my iPhone 12promax back camera refused to work since yesterday, the front does work and back showing blank, what the solution/fix
replace rear cam first before anything,if you need replacement camera you can mention.
iyanuden:
I have and iPhone 11on iso15.0 that is worldwide unlocked. Is it advisable to update it to ios 16.5 OTA without losing the worldwide unlock?
and the person that sold the phone to you would have warned you.
Family › Re: Happy Birthday To Me. A Picture Collage Of My Transformation From Birth. by Lanretoye(m): 3:24am On Jun 19, 2023
gaby:
Enjoy your life of impossibilities, bro.

Dwell and get drown therein...
enjoy your fake life of lies and self deciet too.father of pekin wey dey read 1 to 100 at 3years old. undecided
Crime › Re: Qatar-based Drug Kingpins Murphy, Oluchukwu Smashed By NDLEA At Lagos Airport by Lanretoye(m): 1:45am On Jun 19, 2023
APCNig:
Ndi Developers
developing house on drugs.
Family › Re: Happy Birthday To Me. A Picture Collage Of My Transformation From Birth. by Lanretoye(m): 1:35am On Jun 19, 2023
gaby:
My childhood worse pass your own but no be everybody own be like that my best brother. That's why I make sure say my kids no go ever suffer wetin me suffer.

What is life bros?
brother your daughter can not recite and write 1-100 at age 3 sir,habba!,holding a pencil firmly to write at that age is a miracle too unless its a fable.recognizing figures from 0-9 is imaginable but read and write 1-100 na lie abeg.
Politics › Re: Alaba Intnl Market: Campaign Ground, IPOB Hideout, Dilapidated Buildings by Lanretoye(m): 1:26am On Jun 19, 2023
Since lagos state is no man's land,so let no man continue to demolish the building to show that the land belongs to him.lets see what the online rats threatening birmstone and fire can do...you will be humbled by force until your commonsense is restored.
Politics › Re: Make Sure Another G5 Emerges For APC To Win In 2027, Akpabio Tells Wike (Video) by Lanretoye(m): 1:06am On Jun 19, 2023
Obi-dents comman drink water.
Family › Re: Happy Birthday To Me. A Picture Collage Of My Transformation From Birth. by Lanretoye(m): 12:53am On Jun 19, 2023
gaby:
And here, I present to you all, my current looks and 4th birthday pictures.

Enjoy and God bless.

Modified:

For the dude advising me on how to train my daughter below, this is for you:

I would have just ignored this post of yours but it won't be fair on you and to many others who might just be as inexperienced about life as you are.

You see this kid here, she ain't my only kid but she came in and everyone has just accepted she is just "her".

Everyone of them are well sorted and I spare nothing to make sure they are able to get it all better than I had it.

Her teachers in school and at home will read your comment and smile.

You might want to train and raise your kids to be anyone of the people you quoted and that is where we are different.

I am raising my kids to be themselves with their own identity and uniqueness such that you'd want to raise yours to be like them.

She just turned 4 remember?

At 3 years she can confidently and conveniently write her 1-100 with recitation. Videos abound of her doing her stuff. She can write her name and tell you the date she was born.

She's free to watch her cartoons with strict supervision and if you have a problem with the photos and swags, you can as well keep drapping yours in rags.

Guy, I have suffered in life oh, and people who know me will tell you "free that guy, na hard worker". I work my socks off with no apologies to give people around me the best not to talk of the one wey come out from my loins.

Before I spend 1k outside you know say my kids and everyone around me don chop like 100k. I no dey do outside big man.

Abeg, free us joor.

As an addition, Ngozi and the other people you are molding your children to be like had peers and people they grew up with. Did they all turn out the same in equal measure?

I'm not going to raise my kids to be like or anybody else. They've got their identities and you will have to respect them with it.

Thanks..
write and recite 1-100...im sure she started learning from the mother's womb.sounds like how obi will turn nigera from consumption to production. Smh
Politics › Re: I Was Poisoned - Nyesom Wike (Video) by Lanretoye(m): 12:39am On Jun 19, 2023
BossLA:
How can u ever believed he was poisoned?
Foolishness resides in ur brain
like that of your father right?
Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of President Tinubu, Rolling Dollar And Dele Alake by Lanretoye(m): 9:54pm On Jun 18, 2023
McStoic:
Reading the comments of most you asslivkers here, one can immediately dedeuce the kind of useless parents and hypocrisy infested homes you come from. I thought they said Yorubas have respect? Why the always dishing of insults without provocation?
thank you,ogun kii your generation.see bastard wey dey wake him mama with bathroom sleepers saying someone's parent is useless.e no go better for you and those that gave birth to you.bastard,see today wey be Father's day and you dey disparage person parent ehn,you will never experience the joy of parenthood and your parent no go reap their fruit on u,oloriburuku.you think you have the monopoly of madness abi?.God punish you and your unfortunate parent.
Politics › Re: See The Evidence INEC Doesn't Want You See - Tribunal May Cancel 2023 Election by Lanretoye(m): 4:00pm On Jun 18, 2023
Una don dey fade small small.
Politics › Re: I Was Poisoned - Nyesom Wike (Video) by Lanretoye(m): 3:25pm On Jun 18, 2023
Xscape1993:
Always talking anyhow....
yes if he is not saying what you want to hear.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Ministerial List: APC Governors May Nominate 3 Persons From Each State by Lanretoye(m): 3:15pm On Jun 18, 2023
SangoOlukosoOba:
Mandated slots should not be given to states! Asiwaju should employ the best hands irrespective of tribe or religion.

Nigerians need people who can deliver, not weaklings who have no idea about what they appointed to do.
thats the work of the senate to ratify.
SangoOlukosoOba:
Me and you know how politics play when the ruling party controls the senate.
yes but i still support this process.tinubu may not be able to spread his appointments accross the nation,otherwise he will be appointing only people he knows and some people will still be shouting one sided appointment.3 nominations by each governors will bring equal representation and fairness.
Politics › Re: FG To Dissolve Boards Of Federal Agencies, Parastatals by Lanretoye(m): 3:04pm On Jun 18, 2023
SalamRushdie:
Tinubu is dissolving it to reward his men
yes,kii your self abi na hin enemies he go reward.na to dey misconstrue every attempt una know.
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo And Nigeria, A Country Where The Voice Of Thugs Are Louder. by Lanretoye(m): 2:56pm On Jun 18, 2023
You can go to abuja and tell the president okay.
Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of President Tinubu, Rolling Dollar And Dele Alake by Lanretoye(m): 2:53pm On Jun 18, 2023
Handing over the key of one of the flats in the oko oba housing estate in lagos...some idiots will still be asking which estate did tinubu built as governoe.
Business › Re: CBN Reiterates Stance On FX Access, ‘status Quo Remains On 43 Non-eligible items by Lanretoye(m):
lexy2014:
Are tears in your right eyes meeting tears in your left eyes? So sorry. That must be a very terrible experience for you. What caused such a thing happening to u?

Are u having suicidal thoughts? Pls don't. There's hope for u.

Is that the way your life is hard? Are u speaking from your personal experience?

As a Nigerian, has your life been easier in the last 3 weeks?
na as things worst for you make u dey reason like dog.your predicament didnt start just 3weeks ago,it has always been in you like peak.lazy idiots like you will never find things eazy no matter the government.ive been to the market this morning and even market women were applauding the government.a woman even told me he would have voted for obi just that she misplaced her voters card,for people like you this government and administration will suck you dry and hope will dim for u.lazy idiot..sit down there and be waiting for free food.
People like you have been feeding on subsidy so as it has been removed,it is expected that things will be difficult for your life.tougher days are coming cos you have not seen anything yet.body go tell you...just 3weeks and you are already lamenting,you are going next 8years so u better die now.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: 3 Weeks On, 3 Weeks Off Presidency - Case Study by Lanretoye(m): 9:19am On Jun 18, 2023
helinues:
Exactly what you have been doing on this forum for years with the futility exercise, screaming, crying, trolling and gnashing of teeth as a supporter of a perennial loser candidate.

You have been dancing nakedly for years on this forum without consciously knowing.

Life of a troller
see the monikers of people you are arguing with...cant you see they are from the bitter part of Nigeria.
Business › Re: CBN Reiterates Stance On FX Access, ‘status Quo Remains On 43 Non-eligible items by Lanretoye(m): 8:46am On Jun 18, 2023
lexy2014:
Are u having suicidal thoughts? Pls don't. There's hope for u.

Is that the way your life is hard? Are u speaking from your personal experience?

As a Nigerian, has your life been easier in the last 3 weeks?
e no fit ever easy for you i swear,as for me and mine,no matter how things be we will always be grateful to God.but for you,the worst is yet to come.tears of your right eye will meet that of the left in confluence. Mumu...
Business › Re: CBN Reiterates Stance On FX Access, ‘status Quo Remains On 43 Non-eligible items by Lanretoye(m): 6:30am On Jun 18, 2023
lexy2014:
Is that the way your life is hard? Are u speaking from your personal experience?

As a Nigerian, has your life been easier in the last 3 weeks?
i swear your life no fit get meaning again,you just start ni...only 3weeks you don wan commit suicide,you never see anything.
Business › Re: CBN Reiterates Stance On FX Access, ‘status Quo Remains On 43 Non-eligible items by Lanretoye(m): 5:35am On Jun 18, 2023
lexy2014:
Simple question.

As a Nigerian, has your life been easier in the last 3 weeks?
i say your own life go dey hard the the more cos u just start ni.
Politics › Re: Even Riffraffs Like Asari Dokubo Getting Such Honourary Welcome From Tinubu by Lanretoye(m): 7:28am On Jun 17, 2023
rippa:
How do u know the guy is Ibo?
This is how u people try to make us from the SS hate them but instead u are the one we are hating everyday

Get a life
instead of you to correct him for making a clown of your south south you are shielding him,he is not igbo,he is fulani.
Parachoko:
Asari Dokunbo is a riffraff but Nnamdi Kanu, Ojukwu and Simon Ekpa are heroes and gods that needs to be worship right?

When Peter Obi was visiting and snapping pictures with Sheikh Gumi who a lot of Igbos have accuse of supporting Fulani Heardsmen Genocide, people like you hailed Obi.

A lot of you igbos are hypocrites

And a lot of Riffraffs like you go dey talk say Minorities tribe will have no issue if they join Biafla grin


Asari Dokunbo stood behind Asiwaju boldly when people like you were mocking Asiwaju during his ordeals
leave some of them,post election trauma is still incharge.in their eyes Tinubu is an enemy so they will never think any step worthy.bitterness has eaten them deep like cancer.

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