₦airaland Forum

Charmerbeautylooks:
It's good! Bt wot on earth is she doing wit dat old man? Money? OK ooo, driver go dey Bleep her to her satisfaction!

That is love at first sight,ask the lady she will tell u.

"U say oga is beautiful,you are a bastard"

naijapips02:
maybe it's the only piece of cloth he has. Don't judge.

In our land,any soap you bathe with on the day a terrible thing happens will only be used again when you want to refer to the incidence.
I'm sure since that day,he just washed the cloth and kept for reference.

If the reason they want to pay u 80k is cos of ur level of education,I'll advice that u take the job.since you are really good at it,it won't take up to 6months before you prove ur worth to them,then you threaten them with resignation.I bet by then they will beg to price u with ur real value.
Ur kind of profession allows income aside from salary,take the job and continue to manage that ur show that's not flourishing. someday,things might just take shape.

For treating corrupt govt officials.

Kx:
Like seriously, apart from economy and business class, does arik planes have first class?
All the same, why rationalize business class when u could have flown economy but chose not to?

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thank you oo,me I feel say na business class be the only premium class wey arik get oo.
The last time I checked,Arik only has business (premium) class and economy (budget).
Dear senator,not all Nigerians are 3 for N10.

When u recharge N100 and you get N300 + 5mb=license to post rubbish.

'False alert' by Frank donga

News for social media na head/tail,fish or crab,hit of miss.
Its so funny how some people just sit down and compose fake stories to post online with sauce instead of source and some nairalanders will just believe like love at first sight.

obasiken:
The budget office has affirmed that in terms of both capital and recurrent allocations, the draft budget has put far more money in the 17 teaching hospitals than it did in the State House Clinic.
Mr spokesman, Tell us how much more. Comparing one clinic for a few people with 17 teaching hospitals that take care of millions of citizens across the nations. Yet yur president does not even use his state house clinic.

don't start a new week this way...
The spokesman only denied the allegation,he didn't compare,probably you misconstrued.

Did I read a part of the story where they wrote 'the affected cadet'...the only person that was affected is the Sunny nah,the cadets na culprit dem be.

Y dem go allow kenya make e enter the race,marathon na stroll for their own side fa.

Kenya guys be like shao khan for mortal combat game,dem be cheat.some times I dey wonder if spring dey inside their leg.
If I see kenya people for race,I no go run.

When u dey school and u have N999 in ur account then u will knw that N1 is useful...just pay that N1 into ur account and collect N1000 from ATM and you are good to go for the next 5days.

Kay512:
Show me the road to Lagos biko

Wen ur mates don dey road dey run,u still dey ughele...anyway na gap u give them,I believe u.

mrlaw93:
Have u taken ur meds..

He don modify am,make we pardon him.

Him say na watch him buy.

JustOzito:
I love scrabble... I wish to marry a man that can compete with me. so help me God

Na you win planet championship now...I go challenge you self.

Good morning,wish us all wonderful day.

Oba odo(youthfull king).

ikaboy:
Not a big deal. That is why the budget has to go through the senate for ratification.

Tell some people bro,if it's expected to be perfect then no need for ratification.besides is it not better than pass and approve pattern that was preciously obtainable?.
Btw,who go ratify the senate and NA budget?.

If I say make dem gimme iphone6 for afternoon dem no go gimme,dem no go knw say na burn everything go burn for evening.

ProudOlodo:
Sweet escape A time will come when MamaPuting shall be inevitable

You and this your mama put ehn,I hope she has not done strong things to you oo...
amicable09 if you are not asleep yet pls come and see this olodo guy oo.

Proudolodo if you are not married yet,God will bless you as soon so that ur wife can deliver you from that mama who will always give you what she has and not what you want.

ProudOlodo:
You can come and lemme teach you how...not just to eat but enjoy it But wait o...how did you survive NYSC camp? You went with pots and hotplate?

I no serve self,na part time I do.

ProudOlodo:
You scared of MamaPuts

Habba,mama puts has been feeding people since time immemorial so I don't have issues with them but I don't just knw how to eat their food...you like am abi?.*smiles

@Lero15 thanks.

Abimbex007:
Ure welcome bro!

Thank you,I'm honoured.

amicable09:
Lol. It's alright, soon you will catch Whale! Lol, the biggest!

Yeah, I wish the best for all of us.

abimbawealth:
WELCOME!!!

Thank you.

Wetin concern amaechi with that one nah,na him award am?

amicable09:
Hahahaha. You go wait behind after service na, the ushers will attend to you and give you the booze ... lol

Lol @induction! Ok na. *smiles.
Are you job hunting? Or you've caught a prey already? lol

Did u say booze?...I'm a vegetarian,lol*
I'm out of job, casting my net tho,hope to catch a big one soon.
For the cooking enh,if I don't do it no body will do it for me and I don't eat meals out.

Moyarh:
Welcome bro

Thanks bro.

amicable09:
Lanre, male, enjoys cooking!? Now that is the part I fell for! *smiles. Invite me when next you plan on placing a pot on fire... lol, I won't hesitate to honor the invitation.

You are welcome once again. Feel free to chat up anyone, tease, flatter, mingle and e-marry whoever you crush on... lol. We have a lot of beautiful ladies in the house but I must warn you, our ancestors are still with us therefore be courteous! You never may know...

Take your seat next to ksstroud, behind ProudOlodo, before Dahveydson, in the middle of busybeei5 and Geexclusive. Engr Karleone, please sing us the welcome song, thank you. Lero15 - my mingled boo, will give us the welcome address. Thank you for joining us!

My pleasure maam,but you forgot to mention coke and gala. Abi una no dey give new comers for here?
Anyway,thanks for the brief induction.

Which one come be to arrest him wife and son nah?,dem no carry knife to go do forensics.
Boys scout better pass Nigerian police self.

amicable09:
Welcome to the chatroom Lanre! A quick intro will us good, so we can know our new friend better.


Don't live out your marital status *winks, very important!

Okay,*clears throat*
Name: Lanre
Location: Lagos
Education: Graduate (Economics)
Marital status: Single.
Hobbies: web surfing,pool,cooking
Active in(on NL): Politics,jobs/vacancies

I'm glad to be here.

Joining chat room... Helloooo!

This administration will be just like others if all APC senators don't subscribe to this,it means the CHANGE mantra is just an hoax.

The prayer point raised at the last friday area vigil that God should cause misunderstanding between the people who have mutual motive of tormenting and causing hardship for his people.
Indeed,he answers prayers.