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ORACLE1975:
Come I no see my NAME

go check the cover of that onward exercise book wey u use for primary school,you go see ur name there.

work hard,sorry think hard!!!

rarely does employers want the best for employees...
do u think he is ready to forfeit ur experience and start up with someone else?,an average employer is irrational.

my candid advice,apply for the job but deceive him that you are not ready to take another job cos you are satisfied with him.


I so hate employers,but someday when i become one,i may like myself.

hmmm,issokay oo.

This man never even understand his job description...
Mr man,work and stop reading messages.
Yesterday,while you were busy reading criticisms,
robbers were robbing somewhere in lagos.

where are the v****** found?

owolabi geh mouth oo...

well,it's not enough reason for him to kill her but it's enough reason for her to die.
The lady might have been calling the guy her maga all the while,not knowing that he would be her killer.
morale of the story: Ladies,don't smell what you won't eat.

no be fire cause that one nah,im sure that one happened when he was trying to van damme.
anyway,casualty pele oo.

rubbish!!,if na fellow nigerian now dem go don almost kill am,as e be indian na look em dey look am...
make on nigerian go try am for mumbai nah.

Oh!,now i remember that December is near.

OVI75:
I hate extortion in all its ramification,one tin i knw is dat many students fear so msh dat wen u raise such topic it wil be discussed nly in hushed tones.bt if the SU wnt to provide such service it shud be voluntray such dat any regisetred user would hav an identification if he/she wnts to use it.

bring the wifi,lemme go and show my parent first.

i dont understand,maybe i will when the two of the sit face to face during the interrogation section tomorrow.

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I will win.

just like that?

oluwaSmith1:
APC made a big mistake bargaining seats and house leader for this man.

who understands this?

him no carry gun and whistle make we know say him be olode.

i dont understand yet.

starry001:
. Where you directing dis to d corp member or d uploader. Please let's think about ourselves in dis kind of situation how would you fEel knowing fully well dat he strugled to get dere and it may be a typological error

ifa correct someone again,dem go say na me make am commit hara kiri...
oya correct urself !!!...

hmm.

so na this half face pissure i go take dey help u find Blessing abi?
okay Blessing where are you oo...?

they should be killed immediately before sending them to jail.

Biafrat: (noun), an e-country whose citizenry and sovereignty is behind the computer keys.

e carry am pass seme boarder.

Aubrey1:
There's no difference btw man utd & chelsea dis season.

PDP don't enter england oo,11 points is now greater than 21.
Na in your opinion,when last did you check the league table?...

simplycarro:
Hardworking Igbo man, no these miscreants calling themselves IPOB youths disgracing Nigeria and Nigerians on foreign soils.

You mean the e-biafrats

after spending all these years in police service,police confirm say him no dey productive again and dem retire am...Ambode carry am like mourinho wey carry falcao. if nobody worth to promote for lastma,then sack all of dem. what a governor!!!

Ugliest:
my crush why are u ignoring me

Y u dey take urself catch trips?,she dey ignore u make u self dey ur lane now and stop to dey embarrass guys.

A sane Nigeria supposedly dosent have a senate president until he CCT trial is determined.
The present 8th senate is a scam on Nigerians.

dunamit:
WHEN YOU ARE USING YOUR BODY SPRAY
" ;;;FUUU FUU FU "
•BUT WHEN YOU BORROW SOMEONE'S
BODY
SPRAY
"FUUUUUU FUUUUUUUU FAAAAA FAAA
FAAFAAFAAFAAAAA
FUUUUUUUUU
FUFUFUUUUU
FUUUUU
FUFUFUUUUU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUU
FUUUUUU "
BUT WHY PEOPLE

I beg make i use your body spray,i promise i will just use "fu"

ibkgab001:
I refused to do my BVN since all this while simply because I belive this democracy and no one can force me to do what is against my wish .. Now I have the rewards this morning from my bank


Screenshots below

the bank also have the right to restrict ur account in democracy too...sure u didnt read the terms at the back of the form you filled when you opened the account with them.
I bet if ur account bal is anything above 5 figures,you would have complied since 2014.

Make i sharply put my mtn sim for wallet before dem start to dey charge me from my bank account when i no get airtime ontop am.