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Wetin thisone dey talk?,na so them go dey form say dem catholic pass the pope...mtcheew,u no see correct assorted,na beef u dey chop.
#GERARAHERE!!!

Dem see lasu for there,dem no go...

He said he is not the one that born it.

This celebrity section for nairaland be as e get oo,abeg wetin be the meaning of thisone?.

I no understand.

Pastor technically cancelled your val,APC pastor...lol

OP no tell me say na promo u dey do oo,the likes of dasuki,dokpesi,metuh and co. collected billions of naira for the same purpose(campaign)...

Marry dead body...
But when you already have 4children with ur predicament,wetin u dey born pikin for abi dem tell u say u never born the one wey go be president?

Iroh88:
Your overt support for criminals, especially Saraki, bought you fame on the forum, but it seems you are mistaken as to the propriety of being famous for the wrong reasons.

Never think stupidity is a virtue to be proud of.

I concur!

Dream,dream...only in the dream.

Thank God it is not over my dead body.

I confuse when them say letter 'Y' na consonant and na vowel.

neweraomo:
so he should be kneeling down for Adeboye shey,? I'm sure u haven't use ur pills these morning

No mind them joor...

Jadekitana:
The king is a very proud Ediot!!! Why can't he kneel for daddy Adeboye? Because he's a king abi? Let this his pride not lead him to destruction. I heard obasanjo prostrated for him, what arrant nonsense! Even his childhood friends sit on the floor to talk to him! That's total bullcrap, i'm so pissed.

ShitHead:
Why was he not kneeling down for the prayer? Is he above God? Stupid pride...see his head like Ooni.

Is the GO God?...
It is the God that ordain the prophets that ordains the king. The king is even superior cos the pastors and prophets are his subjects,atleast on this earth.

Jadekitana:
what is this one saying?

Afterall I didn't even knw you exist before I made my comment

When the useless regulatory come inspecting,they just collect brown envelopes and approve worst working conditions,even nafdac,SON...

I'm coming.

Na the gun them need.

This is not new in lagos.

4hys:
"Dont mind my poor englis"h

Is it that your english is poor or you are the one that is poor?

Sauce is different from source... The write up lacks credibility (source),but it is well composed (sauce).

emiye:
dont make nonsense comment dere o

Siberia101:
And America Soldiers don't go through this too?

@emiye,@siberia101(231) you guys ddnt observe the sacarsm in my comment.

Wyttcat:
Zombie!
Nigerians need to start taking the fight to you programmed mumu

what is wrong with this one?,did I cause you to wake up on the wrong side of bed?.

Learn to mind your business in lagos...get proper description before u leave for where you don't knw(google map works and nairalanders help too),hold ur change and enough to get you to and fro,take a bike/cab in the worst case...never ask someone like me a foolish question cos I never wait to hear let alone to answer.

As far as I am concerned,iPOD is a gadget. Ipob issue is getting boring,infact the course has been "technically defeated".

After going through all these,a civilian will now say a female army cadet is beautiful,what an insult...lol

Akathriel:
@PentiumPro - No offence pls but everytime I look at your DP, I always fantasize about your thighs, u know, I have never felt something this big before and I have been curious to know or feel what is happening therein, but I get a very strong feeling that you owe me a very handsome & intelligent bouncing baby boy.

But how to implant the seed in your womb - whether by consensual IVF or the ancient missionary style a.k.a father & mother is what I have not yet figured out.

Anyways, I think Ambode should relax those traffic laws.

Hmmm,see wetin pentium microprocessor dey do for you,if u come see core i7 wetin go happen?.lol

Cutehector:
a lot of graduates who studied mass communication are out there yet u will still see a lot of faces u saw wen u were much younger in nta.

To be frank, i"v neva even seen any publication where nta sef dey recruit.

You blame the man,I no sure say the station still get human resources dept. Btw wetin una dey watch for NTA self,channels no dey show for una side?...

mynd1:
Good decision. Now our minister petroleum (state)mr Kachiku can now face his work properly without any distraction.

God bless Nigeria.

Thanks for reminding them that he is still the minister of state for petroleum resources,see them dey shout already like say them don collect their bread.

Oga fayose,no rush atall,ur tempo go soon reduce.

When a senate president is made in aba,he can never last.

Na wah oo,may God continue to shield us from untimely death and rest the soul of the departed in peace.

Vanquay:
40 and single?...That's some weird shiit?

Did you read the part that says the house help is a witch...when village witch dey live with person,if na woman,she go dey look like man for other men eyes and vice versa.when woman dey look like man,how men wan take toast her?
Dem serious for her matter so tey dem give her orderly wey go dey with her 24/7.

moscobabs:
He looks like one of Nairaland moderators

What are you insinuating?

austin2all:
Arrest the bank manager

Wetin be bank manager own?,you for say make dem go arrest the village witch wey follow the receptionist go bank nah.
Abeg make me self blame jona today joor...

Eeyah,its a pity...
Prolly one person lied through an arraggee genotype test,I think all of you should go for a confirmation test but if things are still the same,u should just relocate to reedeem camp(real madrid) or synagogue (barca). Depending on which one of them you choose, someday in one of those night vigils God might just decide to have mercy on you and ur family.

Masculity:
some post go fey wake dead body. Lol. Chai

If person mention me even for my sleep,I dey wake...see the time wey u dey mention me,some minutes past 1, *carries the Bible,reading isaiah 54vs17*...lol