₦airaland Forum

MosakuAW:
Hmmmm.... Banking system in Naija with a lot of lop holes.

Oga american banking system self get loop holes,e no get where fowl no dey disappear for mid night.

Mr Metuh its too early for you to freeze,o maa gan pa.

koligs:
Which of ur past president or family members are better than PMB??
you just type as if u are having serious brain migrane..

Mtcheew...are there no elders in your family?,omo ale.

OP that person in pic is Habibu Shekau and not Abubakar Shekau.

LeStylo:
God bless Nigeria!

Amen oo,and protect us from all these death traps and people's destructive ploy

PMB baba,adekeja 1 of Nigeria.
Baba Go slow wey go feature for fast and furious.

mama peace calls,okay...user busy.

eyin jebi,serv. chiefs wey don wey ontop drawing board since wen?
senate confirms saraki as senate president would have been a better news.

Nnemuka:
Likewise you or anybody from your lineage. That illiterate and his likes will be recycled at the top while people like you will remain irrelevant and poor.

Im working tirelessly to get my self to the top and spit on self proclaimed educated mofos like this person i just quoted.
Only a foolish person will call someone that attained the highest position in his career as a military personnel and also the highest position as a citizen of Nigeria an illiterate. who amongst your elite ancestors ever attained the post of a SUG president let alone LG administrator self?
If you are nt careful na this ur beef go kill u.
continue with my mention,i will make sure i render that ur free etisalat 10mb useless for u.

Ovamboland:
But PDP and Tanoids will be very sad at this news. They earnestly wish and pray Buharis visit to the USA will be a waste and yield no dividend, selfish and useless people

The fruits of buhari's US visit's seed...
Buhari laying a solid foundation for a better Nigeria,no be some ppl who used mary kay as foundation and ordinary sweat wash am.

Madam no be punch say u owe money,na bank talk am.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Stay off my mention else

else,your etisalat free 10mb will exhaust on quoting me.

op do u mean i should recharge 3k and dial *08182711676# or what?...
i foresee someone will come here and create the topic "how a nairalander scammed me".

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Why "usman", why not andrew or joseph?

Before u start insinuating some form of religious sentiments and causing unnecessary arguements,have u tried to ask your God why Buhari and not one paul or John.
I think we need to be more matured in our posts and stop being unessentially mawkish.

chowlade:
1.Ijaya
(To Frighten). A charm used in frightening an adversary or an antagonist in a place of work, school e.t.c or is there anyone you want to take advantage of that you want him/her to keep mute while you express your opinion and explore every good things to your advantage. Ijaya will do it all. it causes overwhelming fear unreasonably to human and animals.

2.Eru
(Fear) if you place someone on "Eru" he or she will be afraid of you for life when around your vicinity

3.Mayehun (Refuse me not) it is used when you want a person to grant your request after a command is made) could be used in wooing a lady, request money from people, Miser, tight-fisted friend or wealthy man. There is a simple incantation that goes with some Mayehun formulas:

"In Yoruba Language; Orun Lo ngba towo omode Orun Lo ngba towo agba " x5

Translation: "Sleep takes from the young Sleep takes from the old Part of the preparation goes thus. You put a cowry (cowrie shell) in each hand when going to sleep . The following morning it would have dropped from your hands. Pick them up and pound them (to powder) with the herbs"

4.Afose
(To Speak and come to pass or Speak and happen) is a quite advance form of Ase. it is usually prepared with black soap
and put inside an Animal's horn e.g Cow's, Antelope's, Cow' e.t.c
Whenever Afose is Spoken with happens immediately or later in the future depending on the potency of the charm or the nature
of the issue the Afose is addressing.

Yoruba forefathers possessed some Afose to address nature elements such as rain, fire, outbreak e.t.c and on the negative size to curse(Epe)
I personally had one that i use to stop a car from starting also have seen one that is use to dry up a very big tree in three days.
The tree was cursed with that Afose
with Afose you could place a curse on somone or any Object be it animated or Non.

5.Gbetugbetu
This is more of a hypnotizing charm. The person under the spell doesn't really know what he is doing. It is used in compelling people to do the most impossible things. Things they would naturally not do or refuse to do. It is somewhat difficult to prepare but there are some simple formulas too, however they also vary in degree of potency. The powerful ones that I know has in it as part of its ingredients the rope that a man hanged himself with. To illustrate its power I would narrate an incident that happened which was manipulated by the use of Gbetugbetu. A friend once used it to call a stubborn but pretty lady into his room. (Normally she would have shunned him right off.) When she got inside he commanded her to strip, which she instantly did, but he didn't touch her. 3 days later the girl came to her senses, she confronted my friend and an argument broke out. It was settled but after that incident the girl avoided my friend from then onwards. Moral of story -- You don't play such jokes 'cos you've got the power. Our forefathers used it when they were attacked by a gang of thieves; they just commanded them to fight (each other) or hand over their weapons

6.Olugbohun
The "sound picker." It is believed to be a powerful spirit that picks whatever is said and makes it happen, if not immediately very soon. (Even if u mistakenly curse your children out of frustration.) Now this is not a genie that will drop things physically in front of you, like food, wine and a flying carpet. However it will create a situation that will cause your request to be met. It is not kept in the house but far away in the bush and its consulted only once in a while.

7.Ase
(To command Power and authority) it has the ability to make whatever Statement you make to come to pass or happen or ability to compel anything to compel to your will which include Animated and inanimated object)

By Chowlade

Babe us mayehun to ask me out nah.

Suffy:
My brother don't mind d guy with his plenty stories. Create business.... create business....create business.. harbayo20 abeg make we hear something else. thank you

telling every body to start a business,yet he has no business.

SeverusSnape:
Yes, But this one is educated. While the main one is an illiterate.

That illiterate is holding a position you are unlikely to attain in your life time for the second time,even with your Phd.
I guess u go back to your dico and check the meaning of that word.

jokes section sharply

INTROVERT:
yes ooo. there's one self, since 2006 he's never been online... it's like he died after opening the account.

yeye geh...lol

There is something i dont understand abt the video,those ppl being slaughtered did not hesitate or resist atall.even if u dey slaughter fowl self u go hold am tight let alone human.they were not tied and they did not form any resistance.
anybody that has slaughtered a ram or smthing will understand what i am saying.

ishiamu:
Who gave the dullard a title na?

This beef no good for ur health o,u better try ponmo

INTROVERT:
ok

I suspect you this geh...u no go be FTC on only topic wey u no like.

ooni of ife never dies,maybe oba sijuwade is dead tho...the presidency does nt die,the president may.

Chosen1984:
Whatever Characterises a Mofo, May it Come upon you Heavily all the Days of your Life......

Oloriburuku,ole,oloshi...u dey sell house N40m and u no get money to do even 4*4 advert for one of the national dailies u come dey derail thread for NL with stupid posts.
If u have a meaningful life,u will knw that not on this kind of thread should u post this ur stupid house for sale.
Dem dey look for human being,he-diot dey post nonsense. Ogun go punish you and ur generation!!!
Post the pisure of the house wey u wan sell self make we see if u get house for sale truly...bloody local scammer.

any of the list in (9) is normal...ladies does all those too.

Arase buhari no dey query person before he fire am oo.

50cent,shay u hear?,you are still a learner.

the dead woman must be working in he bank.

EVILFOREST:
And DECEMBER never reach oooo

im sure u dont understand what the topic is all about.

Tallesty1:
If your bro is a Christian then he should pray seriously first for God's guidance before taking any action.

Now that the police is involved, I think he should give them time to do their job thoroughly.

Also, he should find a way to get in touch with the guy, maybe through his family, girlfriend or friends.

who involve police?. comprehension!