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OgaTheTop2:
Nigerians are stubborn, hehn!

You are right bro. Dem no dey hear word.

OgaTheTop2:
Around 10am yesterday, I heared a church holding their service and I knew they had at least 300 members.

So, I said to myself, "Nigerians are stubborn!!!"

I took my bath, dressed corporately, wore handgloves, nose guard and carried a file.

I cut a card board and used marker to write 'Government Covid-19 Supervisor' and used a pin to tag it to my chest.

As the church security guard saw me coming, he ran inside.

I walked into the compound and entered the church.

The Pastor was preaching, but he paused and looked at me.

All the church members stared at me.

I pointed a finger and pretended to be counting the people in the church.

Some members started picking up their bags and holding their children's hands.

I brought my phone out and pretended to dial a number.

I put the phone to my ear and said, "Hello. Enter the street with the buses please and come to the church. Yes, Christ The Savior Church. Come and pack everyone here. We will put them all in quarantine and lock up the church..."

Oh my God!

It was as if I threw a bomb!

Everywhere scattered.

People started running....through windows...through second door...

Mothers started screaming their children's names.

"Chimorogoooooo!!"

"Eeeebukaaaaa!!"

"Seun!! Seun!!!"

"Richard!!!"
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Even the pastor was nowhere to be found!

I just carried the tithe and offering box and went out jeje.

Abeg, help to judge the case.

Did I steal from God?

#staysafe




BTW, this Coro no send anybody.

Did you know that you could end up being arrested for impersonation?
You were just so lucky that you weren't caught by sojo

frank41:
Confused Minister! Initially Nigeria was ready for Covid:19, Now we are not ready! Kip exposing your incompetence.

The minister should learn from Oyenbuchi

Rollymax77:
GUY PARK WELL U BE JESUS?

comradewanle:
This guy no see anybody fight again, na covik 1 9 he won fight?

So na Kabiyesi both of you dey call GUY? You lack respect o.

These fools are trying to scam us.

OMG!
My governor now tested positive to Covid 19.
May God grants him quick recovery.

Close the boarders una no hear. You kept them opened and bragging to crush Covid 19 the same way you did Ebola. Now see what you've turned Nigeria into. Shior!

Ahh! This is really getting out if hand

Doortun:
It is not advisable to use chloroquine prophylactically for the virus. Wait till there is enough evidence supporting that.

Dr. Doortun so which drug do you think is advisable?

The folks think they can run away. Klose bodar u no gree

So what happens to Batch A stream 2 that is expected to start camping on 2nd of April?

This will be so nice

NOL2dworld:
We have closed border for importation, now we need to re-close for Corona.. Okay.

Lives matter though.. I doubt this virus can survive this hot weather..

The way Corona couldn't survive Iran hot weather right?

Frankdoz8:
Igbo's are one, unlike the highly divide Yoruba southwest. If Yoruba's Muslims are not discriminating against Yoruba Christian, why can't Yoruba Muslim family give out their daughter in marriage to Yoruba Christian family? The division in Yorubaland is pure and clear.

why can't Igbo Muslim family too give out their daughter in marriage to Igbo Christian family?

Best time to invest in BTC

tstx:
Time to buy btc

I swear

Sticking to this advice is the beginning of wisdom.

This is a good development.

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If this country eventually break, which I pray it does. Muslims go too suffer. These people are extremely backward.

In my opinion, you're wrong on the bold statement. Muslims are not backward but North.

Wow! This is lovely.

Audio Security Outfit.

Italy is now one of the dangerous Countries to visit.

May almighty Allah punish those behind this attack. May their generations never know peace.

Here screenshot of my data usage.

Rip to the driver.

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Audio ban

jimyjames:
Ebenezer2020



Your afonja gods should learn from the Igbo gods kill Fulani's not the cows

But the truth is Fulanis value cow more than human life.