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PoliticsRe: Rivers: Militant Group Spits Fire, Threatens To Attack Oil Facility (Video) by Lanruze: 9:03pm On Mar 07, 2025
PBAT should remember the Yoruba proverb that quotes " some people cannot repair, they just destroy".

The Celebration of Nigeria meeting it's oil production quota will seem like a mirage in 30 minutes.

Dear President Bola Ahmed Tinubu,

Kindly note that the Agbami route, Ogoni and Escravos region with the most exclusive strain of crude oil is within the Ijaw territory and by extension Similayi Fubara is Carpon in Chief with Asari also spitting fire.

The Ijaws spread from Santa Barbara in the Gulf of Guinea axis to River Calabar whilst being the fourth dominant ethnic group in Nigeria.

Those boys will reduce Nigeria Oil production to 800,000 BPD if PBAT doesn't find a political solution to Wike (House of Assembly) & Fubara Executive impasse.
PoliticsRe: Senate Panel Recommends 6-month Suspension For Natasha Akpoti by Lanruze: 2:10pm On Mar 06, 2025
Natasha is not fit for the Senate.

Simple !
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Chinwo Sues Verydarkman For Defamation, Seek ₦‎1 Billion Damages by Lanruze: 11:40am On Mar 06, 2025
Once an adult in Nigeria or a social media user claims to be a "ratel", The I.Q rating of that person reduces significantly most times with like 80%.

The so called VDM is a public nuisance whom upon his fall would look back and consider himself a social misfit and a public niiusance.

This fellow ; the chief promoter of the headless "ratel mob" has no formal training on law and legal process continues to pile up spurious law suits daily in the Law court.

I think it's time to put this social nuisance in his place. Jumping from one topic to another without evidence and a full grasp of the matter he assumes a social media judge.

His dysfunctional background, poor education and controversial stance has made VDM a manipulative tool.

Who is he, that can't be called to order ?
BusinessRe: I’m Resting After Delivering $20bn Refinery – Dangote by Lanruze:
Dear Alhaji Aliko Dangote,

You cannot rest sir, you have brought so much pride to our dear country Nigeria.

The patriotism you exhibited by placing a delicate bet by gambling on the Oil sector in Nigeria will be immortalized even to the last generation of Nigerians.

Nigeria has become a net exporter of refined crude within sub-saharan Africa, Latin America, Europe and recently Saudi Arabia (Aramco).

The economic indicies of the last quarter of 2024 in Nigeria, shows that the Oil and Gas sector was the most improved and had the highest positive impact on the economy as a result of lower FX demand for Oil & Gas imports and Nigeria being a net exporter of Crude Oil & derivatives.

Dangote Refinery contribution in the last quarter (Q4) of 2024 and the improvement in the production of crude by the FG has improved the outlook of our GDP and economic re-caliberation.

However, Based on your entreprenuerial wizardry , You should consider investment in the power sector.

The sector has never worked optimally, we believe a more efficient approach to power Investment will be valuable for consumers and profitable for Dangote.
PoliticsRe: LAMATA And NRC Collaborate To Provide Better Rail Services. by Lanruze: 8:07am On Mar 06, 2025
Engr. Abimbola Akinajo is a very proactive female engineer and the reason is obvious.

The quality of staff at the train stations from the Blue line to the Red line speaks volume to the leadership of LAMATA.

The staff are well trained and courteous although when trains have moved they become a bit layed-back.

I recommend Mrs. Akinajo for higher responsibilities in future.

NRC needs to step up really.
PoliticsRe: Northern Elders Condemn Akpabio's Treatment Of Senator Natasha Akpoti by Lanruze: 9:19pm On Mar 05, 2025
Lol....

Your Dad's breath smells like a "mobile toilet" whilst you enjoy his halitosis.

Stinking breath family.

Tflex01:
I know. Now give the phone back to that nuisance that cum you out of his diseased loins.
PoliticsRe: Northern Elders Condemn Akpabio's Treatment Of Senator Natasha Akpoti by Lanruze: 6:53pm On Mar 05, 2025
YEA, 15 years wiser than your father.






Tflex01:
Lol... This hogwash sounds more like what a 15 year old boy would write
PoliticsRe: Northern Elders Condemn Akpabio's Treatment Of Senator Natasha Akpoti by Lanruze: 4:11pm On Mar 05, 2025
Dear Senator Godswill Akpabio,

Kindly note that the optics and perception of the hallowed chamber is being decimated by you sir. Since Senator Akpoti Uduaghan has boldly come out to submit a petition against you. Its honourable for the following ;

1, Step aside as the Senate President for the period of the investigation by the ethics and privileges' committee. You can never be a judge in your own matter

2, The core northerners are currently disgruntled with PBAT, based on the El-rufai episode and nepotistic appointments, dont let them descend on the national assembly as a result of this weakness.

Be-wise and step-aside for intergrity.
BusinessRe: Why The Naira Has Been Making Gains Lately - Zeal Akaraiwe by Lanruze: 2:33pm On Mar 05, 2025
You ran out of steam & logic ?

Stop disgracing your parents on a faceless forum.







zero8zero:
Go school, you said No, na bitterness go finish una.
PoliticsRe: Two Funny Moments At Obasanjo’s 88th Birthday Celebration (photos, Video) by Lanruze: 2:16pm On Mar 05, 2025
Ebora Owu !
BusinessRe: Why The Naira Has Been Making Gains Lately - Zeal Akaraiwe by Lanruze: 2:05pm On Mar 05, 2025
Check the month you quoted out añd confirm if it's February.

I am more enlightened than your nuclear family including your parents.

I am apolitical FYI.





zero8zero:
Go school, you said No.. bitterness will never make you win election.
BusinessRe: Why The Naira Has Been Making Gains Lately - Zeal Akaraiwe by Lanruze: 11:57am On Mar 05, 2025
Spot on !

You see the first four (4) comments show clearly that it's a sponsored post.

The author of this article- Zeal Akaraiwe is a well known Government sympathiser who is a regular face on TV stations in Nigeria.

The exchange rate is relatively stable because the naira is still being defended with scarce FX from the FX reserves.

According to reports from Nairametrics , The month of February saw over $1.2 Billion deplete from the FX reserves, part of which was import driven and also the local currency naira defence.

The CBN intervention in the FX market is desirable, However our currency still remains undervalued and one of the weakest in the world.

If the CBN wants the naira to drop to N500 -$1 today, it's well within their resources to achieve it for stability.

Somethings are best left unspoken.





Blazetrailer:
Lol....paid wtite up
PoliticsRe: Adesanya Writes Tinubu For Amicable Settlement Of $2.3bn Mambila Hydro Project by Lanruze: 10:56am On Mar 04, 2025
Ironically the reason for the settlement is even more disgusting.

His "beloved" daughter wants to get married to Davido's Manager Asika Asa in Nigeria, that's why he needs a settlement to enable him attend the wedding in Nigeria without fear of arrest.

Can you see the thinking of some elements who are called human beings ?







Jamie248:
I bet he wrote two letters

Ole oshi



Tinubu is a businessman grin
PoliticsRe: Treat My Wife With Respect, Natasha’s Husband Tells Akpabio by Lanruze: 9:08pm On Mar 03, 2025
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy



bdon123:
Yes as i am tinking abt it like this my prick dey stand n i be young man wey fit dash babe 500k without shaking.
PoliticsRe: Adesanya Writes Tinubu For Amicable Settlement Of $2.3bn Mambila Hydro Project by Lanruze:
In the account of Baba Bisi Akande on the "Edmud Obilo" Podcast, this Mambilla hydro Powerplant Plant issue along with other related political issues where fingered as the reason for Former Attorney General of the Federation Late Bola Ige wanting to resign in the Obasanjo led Government three weeks before his assassination in Ibadan.
PoliticsRe: Treat My Wife With Respect, Natasha’s Husband Tells Akpabio by Lanruze: 3:57pm On Mar 02, 2025
You see, some men should just hide their face in shame.

Which wife abeg?

Someone who was married at the age of 19 years old and was sexually active since then.

A woman that has been married 4 times with multiple partners and alleged had relationships with other prominent politicians in Kogi state and Abuja.

Oga Uduagahan, swear that she didn't blackmail you to get married to her.

Abeg, stop disturbing our timelines with your rude and uncoth woman not wife.
PoliticsRe: “Commence Impeachment Of Fubara Immediately” – Ohanaeze Tells Rivers Speaker by Lanruze: 7:00pm On Mar 01, 2025
Fubara at this point will only result to anarchy, it's gone !

He will surely be impeached before the federal high court ruling on defection.

Wike the drunk is the winner.
PoliticsRe: Let Your Husband Defend Himself, Natasha Advises Senate President’s Wife by Lanruze: 4:28pm On Mar 01, 2025
I agree with you totally.

Bianca Ojukwu, Uzoka Anite, Dr. Jumoke Oduwoke, Hajiya Bala Usman etc are far more beautiful and attractive, how come it only this rude and fighty Yellow Ibira woman shouting sexual harrasment.

If she didn't position herself like someone available tell me who can have the guts to toast an Aisha Yesfu, 😅, Oby Ezekwezelli etc.

She sef na " town girl" na abi is she not friends with former MC oluomo girlfriend from Edo.

Abeg Park well Madam.



Nonexisting1:
And if he did, what is wrong with that. Why will make a man ask a married woman out if she is not positioning herself as being available. Would Akpabio have asked Dora Akunyili or Ngozi Okonjo Iweala out?
PoliticsRe: Let Your Husband Defend Himself, Natasha Advises Senate President’s Wife by Lanruze: 4:06pm On Mar 01, 2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Werey anyone that smells like rotten fish has a bacterial infection or is just a dirty person.

Rotten fish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Werey.



badoh:
Both Akpabio and Natasha are a disgrace to our society. Do you even know the kind of relationship that exist between the duo before Natasha got to the senate. The issue of sexual allegations is not what we are after for now but her flagrant disobedience to senate rules. Did She inform us when their relationship were rosy? Why is She now disturbing us about it now? As for Akpabio, any Man that cannot shut his eyes from beautiful women is bound to dig his own downfall. Why is he always in the news as sexual pervert. Men of his age cannot even last long in bed so I don't know why they will want to kill themselves on top of kpekus that are most times smelling like a rotten dead fish.
PoliticsRe: Let Your Husband Defend Himself, Natasha Advises Senate President’s Wife by Lanruze: 3:46pm On Mar 01, 2025
Dear Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan,

Kindly note that if you don't have any recorded evidence where Senator Akpabio said he wants you to have sex with him, you are in the biggest trouble of your Political career.

Unfortunately also, we are in an era of AI, where audio can easily be manipulated so your evidence has to be cast stone.

Secondly, all this things happened and you never formally reported to the ethics committee, but you waited for a time when you rudely breached the rules of the Senate and you we're told to appear in a disciplinary committee meeting before now bringing out the allegation on National TV.

You madam Natasha are a natural rude and aggressive Ibira Woman with no atom of decorum.

Thirdly, Your husband Chief Uduaghan is a big SIMP and a lily livered man that should be striped of his traditional titlle.

You reported a Sexual harassment case to your husband and he kept mute until you disgraced yourself in the Senate, Natasha there is a likelihood you will be suspended and may be expelled for bringing the SP seat to disrepute.
PoliticsRe: Let Your Husband Defend Himself, Natasha Advises Senate President’s Wife by Lanruze: 3:29pm On Mar 01, 2025
Dear Nosa Rex (Skit Maker),

We have strong evidence that Sen. Godswill Akpabio - Our beloved senate President is a fan of your skit(s).

Now you can see what you have caused ? Abi ?

You keep on shouting "kuntus" up and down.

Now Sen. Akpabio has gotten into trouble for trying to harvest his colleagues "kuntus" in the Senate.

Hope you know you can be prosecuted for bad influence Nosa Rex ?

All the blo-blo, kuntus😅😅.
PoliticsRe: FG Calls For Cement Price Cut To ₦‎7,000 Amid Improved Economic Conditions by Lanruze: 3:00pm On Mar 01, 2025
Hope Umahi knows that Dangote & BUA are some of the highest tax payers in Nigeria.

He better keep his mouth in his pocket.
PoliticsRe: CBN’s Reforms Are Attracting More Foreign Investors– Global, Nigerian Analysts by Lanruze: 7:38pm On Feb 28, 2025
There are significant signals that the economy is on the Northern trajectory

1, Improvement in the Production of crude to 1.5m Barrels PD.

2, Food inflation on staples reducing with about 20- 40.%

3, Improved foriegn portfolio investor confidence on the stability of a badly devalued naira.

However, this article looks too optimistic, can the author clearly state the total foreign direct investments with it's data that has come in since PBAT Admin took off.

All the new investments listed above are Government bonds sold and Hot Foriegn Portfolio Investor funds with huge interest payable in dollars.

The total GDP alone in 2024 compared to 2023 showed a negative of over $(100)B. and you want to continue playing propaganda.

The manufacturing sector should be focused on better.


If CBN with it's reserves want the Naira to drop to N500-$1 they will do it in one week.

Let's be real abeg.





Blazetrailer:
Lol.....even the poster does not believe what he/she has written is true.

I am not surpised at all by people of low intelligence racking up unhinged lies, it is meant for a particular class of audience who are either on their level or below that in reasoning. Besides, they are earning their pay even though their conscience know that they are not earning it in a honest way. They know.

What i am diasapointed in though is how these poorly written pedestrian pieces make front pages of Nairaland. I know Nairaland is so compromised ahd had dropped down massively in quality over the years, but the question is what informs putting an obvious propaganda news on the front pages..... dont the mods even read through some of these gibberish sometimes? I would be ashamed of being caught reading through this, talkmore of putting it as a headliner in my community newsreport
PoliticsRe: He’s Disciplined,’ Akpabio’s Wife Defends Husband, Dismisses Natasha’s Accusatio by Lanruze:
You get sense.

An average Ibira Woman not well tamed is confrontational.

She is an evil woman, she knows she would be fried for her unruly behaviour by the ethics committee so waited for the best time to strike.

Now its going to backfire on her as she would have to provide evidence on each point she raised.

She will be suspended for defamation and can be removed for affronting the seat of these Senate President if her evidence is weak.

Natasha has a weak emotional intelligence.

(quote)

I also acknowledge that the Naethasha Lady Senator is a beautiful woman. b

However, I will urge everyone to kindly listen to what Senator Ireti Kingibe said on this matter on Arise.

Even if there was an sexual talk from Akpabio to her, it does not give her the passage to become unruly and dramatic in the house.

She would have received sexual advancements from other men in there, and she could have made some to guys too. These are private matters and should be addressed as such.

For me, she is just a troublesome personalty.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Fubara Committed An Impeachable Offence: Wike Reacts To Supreme Court Judgement by Lanruze: 4:00pm On Feb 28, 2025
Common shut-up drunk.
PoliticsRe: Confusion In Court As Lawyers Clash Over Lagos Assembly Representation by Lanruze: 3:02pm On Feb 28, 2025
PBAT should respect himself or else them go tell am story of "how him mama do her single days".

Even Babangida that was a soilder is permanently on wheel chair now after all the bragado.

Abeg.
CelebritiesRe: 'Burna Boy Slept With Me For Lambo' – Sophia Egbueje Cries Out by Lanruze: 2:57pm On Feb 28, 2025
Egede,

Make men taste this kpekus na.

At least Burna is not Diddy baby oil (agay - gay) as alleged.

Oloshi she no even want normal benz na lambo.

Onyi oshi
PoliticsRe: I Have Been Tinubu’s Disciple Since I Left Secondary School – Obasa by Lanruze:
I watched Hon. Musdashiru Obasa's interview on Seun Okinbaloye's Politics today yesterday 27th February and was short of words on how he was elevated to such a highly ranked position in a cosmopolitan and sophisticated city like Lagos-state.

He sounded boastful, carefree, passive, haughty and crass he even had the temerity and audacity to tell the presenter at the end of the interview ' not to disturb him again for another interview"

No wonder majority of his colleagues on the floor are resolute on his removal. He is not refined and very arrogant.

Except this dude Obasa has a very deep secret he harbours for PBAT, I suggest he steps down for Tinubu's sake. He will destroy PBATs political career in Lagos.

Haba ! People no longer want you and you want to force yourself down their throat, is it by force ?

If Tinubu thinks he is bold and popular in Lagos currently let PBAT run an Option A4 general election today and get instant feedback from Lagosians.

Who is Obasa sef ?
PoliticsRe: How My Feud With Akpabio Started - Natasha Akpoti (video, Pix) by Lanruze: 11:37am On Feb 28, 2025
Firstly, I have seen this Natasha's social media handle (Instagram) before she became Senator. She doesn't cut like an unassuming person including her friends too.

Secondly, since she has brought this to national TV and Brekete Radio Broadcast and she has no substantial evidence to back her claims, she should be recalled or expelled by the Senate for defamation and affront on the Senate President seat.

Thirdly, she Natasha has a streak of being unruly and uncothness which she also exhibited during the screening of her kinsman Alhaji Audu the Min. Of Steel Development.

Fourthly, she also accused Yahaya Bello of same thing as such she also needs to provide reasons why she is a serial target for politicians.

Any Person who believes this Senator as a result of similar allegations levied against Akpabio is not smart.
PoliticsRe: Another Lie By A Frustrated Man - Reno Omokri Replies El-Rufai by Lanruze: 10:57am On Feb 28, 2025
Firstly, from your quote and submission below you clearly have a medical deficiency basically vitamins.

Your submission shows you have a low intelligent quotient ( IQ).

1, During your prayer time, would you ever pray that a Reno Omokori be either your father, brother or close relation ?

2, Seyi Tinubu according to close associates in the APC and social space is one of the most respectful, sociable, empathetic and loyal First Son's ever in Nigerian history.

With the love Seyi has for his Dad, How many times has the First son attacked or made divisionist statements on opposing views. You can check-out his SM page.

3, Reno Omokori (The Urohbo he- goat) has through his page attacked Davido, Peter Obi, Kemi Badenoch, PBAT himself and recently El- Rufai.

Someone needs to call his bluff and report his page for his revisionist ethnic incitement.

4, Unfortunately, he has found a new South-Western Nigeria audience with his fraud laden- " Lukumi" triade.

He is currently "crying more than the bereaved" and bitting more than he can chew.

PBATs Children, Wife and close associates including FFK hasn't done what this fugitive is currently pushing.

5, Lastly, for your info I am not an Igbo Man.

Be guided.








stuffs2002:
[Many IIGB0S are already licking the hairy balls of El-Rufai ever since he has been attacking Tinubu.[/b]

In fact, El-Rufai is considered a new saviour in the south east
PoliticsRe: Lagos Assembly: Mudashiru Obasa 'presides' over plenary, four lawmakers present by Lanruze: 9:10pm On Feb 27, 2025
Obasa Osha 💥🔥.

Ayèwádâ.
PoliticsRe: FG, States, LGs Shared ₦1.7 Trillion In January – FAAC by Lanruze: 8:27pm On Feb 27, 2025
You are one of the most sensible observers on Nairaland.

Once the Tax reform bills is passed, this figure will progressively double. That's when the real work commenced.

This one is just a result of the devaluation.





ivandragon:
Hmm...

In January 2014, FAAC shared N630b which was equivalent to $2b...

In February 2025, FAAC shared N1.8trn which is equivalent to $120m...

Make of that what you will...

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