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Buhari sef no get shame... Two shameless fools

No be Israel them kill Jesus?

juniorstar:
No be Aluu dem kill those 4 students

Omo! My story dey make me cry anytime I remember.... Make we leave bygones. Sote i drink gari for weeks. Anytime I chop food wea onions dey, na my small Nokia phone I dey leave as collateral.

But na you go dey stay rumuagholu when school na choba... When rent is even cheaper in Aluu

mactoni91:
Na so i leave Lagos go school for Uniport oh

School life would never erase from my memory...

I suffered sha!

I remembered trekking one Friday from Choba to Rumagholu all cause i had no money.

I starved from that Friday till Sunday Night and became so weak. I searched every pockets of trouser and shirts i had to see if I'll mistakenly see even 20 Naira but found nothing.

I only found some seeds of groundnuts and Bitter cola which i had for dinner.

Next morning, my neighbour a Family, brought me food...(how they knew i was dying gradually, still a mystery to me till date ) They kept knocking my door atleast once everyday to bring me food.

Me wey by default i no dey eat strangers food.

They took me as family and gave me errands i made money from.

Infact, the man made me his PA and entrusted his ATM cards in my care.

Whenever he travels, he calls me to help him check up on his family from time and whenever they need anything, he authorises me to withdraw and send money to them.

Long story short, i still call this family till date and felt bad when i discovered he lost his Job.

First time i sent something to them because i still had their account numbers saved in my notebook, the woman cried on phone and thanked me with her husband.

Till date, I still Assist them in every little way i can.

They were part of my story

No wonder your name is edible...

Edibles20:
Lol. I was dead broke.
I remember waking up deep in the night to eat leftover foods from my hostel mates. Anything I see on their plates, I’ll just pack it and eat. Sometimes, will open the pots and pick the ones left by the side of the pots.
My roommates and I were not close. They were levels ahead of me. Different departments. Some were squatters. Most were Muslim. It was a northern federal university.

I could survive on 2,000 for the entire month. There was this burger sold in front on the hostel ar night. It was basically bread and stuffed with veggies. I’d gather all my strength and wait till night. I’ll buy one for like 80 then get water. Most times I went hungry. This was 2005. Suleiman Hostel, room A3 35.

I am really thankful for life. Life has been really fair to me since I got out of school. I have no single complaints

His mistake? Poverty push them... Why women no dey ever accept say them dey wrong? Na the man say make the open kpekus for boma to shine? I can never seek relationship advice from a woman, not even my mum.

Party governor

Ok

The monsters they made are hunting them... How many life's has been affected negatively by oil spillage caused by European shell, Chevron, agip, total and co? Same way the Europeans are now returning the stolen benin artifacts after making billions out of it through tourism while crashing our own tourist system? Same way european union, UN and co turn away and act as if they don't know that the guns and ammunitions used by unknown gunmen, Bokoharam are not made in Nigeria guns? Same way they act as if they don't know that the money deposited in their banks by our politicians are stolen money?... that is the same way i turn and act as if the yahoo boys are not Nigerians. Karma na your mate? Hippocratic and lunatic Nigerians brain washed with religion.

They found nigeria and due to selfish interest, they joined people that can never live peacefully together so that there won't be peace and they will keep benefiting from the problems. When your naira goes down, what goes up? Wait o... Is it dokubo, tompolo and FG that's supposed to benefit from the crude oil they drill from someone's village, what happened to the host communities who's oil is used to build abuja? But instead, they make sure there is problems in those community and continue to drill.

So because hausa don't have brain to do Yahoo, you think it's igbo and Yoruba? Don't forget we have local yahoo

Them dey use slawormiir grade them dey do usher for here... Cockroach no dey do tiktok for where fowl dey.

Na wa

And you think we don't know that your silly opinion wasn't concocted by you? Oga go baff, your type still they learn.

theFilmtric:
Are you kidding me?

Mandela cursed and cursed the whites?
He threatened to kill all Zulu that had a different view?
He stayed in the UK and insulted the British?
He wore ₦760000 Fendi while those donating kept dying because of his rash sayings?
Mandela alienated the Bantu from other Black people especially Africans?(do you know how much support Africa especially Nigeria gave Madiba?)
Mandela forced and blackmailed ethnic groups?
He made stupid claims about the reality of a sitting president?
He conspired with the whites (like kanu does with the Fulani during elections to sell Igbos loyalty)?


Most of the "radicalism" you saw when reading your "history" were concocted by the enemies to make their desperate attempts to silence him seem appropriate

But kanu's radicalism is evident on twitter, Facebook, YouTube and even nairaland!

Okay na

Congratulations... Make una continue.

Omooba77:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-51-killed-in-fresh-zamfara-attacks

Una never see anything. till the next six months, we go make noise with am sote ear go pain una. If una vex too much, we go beat una join. abi you no know Chelsea fans? Just close your mouth when champions dey talk.

Dstv go still monopolize am by bribing them in government. Divide this zoo

Na wa o. You see that thing called wahala, no matter how strong you are, avoid it. See how same people you made to swim potopoto water are now giving you sleepless night.

Hmmm

Ok

Ok

Lol

I have the herbal medicine for it.

One is posted with light so you can fool yourself. Bus wea ipob don burn finish?

Sad, wish there is a solution so that I can marry my AS girlfriend. Unbalanced life

Wow! PLEASE I WANT TO LEASE 6M.

Nigeria is a zoo, the arewa namas and afonja chameleons are forcing the igbo humans to keep staying with them so that the world will keep seeing all of them as humans.

No shaking, no be una fault.

Missing child or a child that ran after gbola?

La click la die

Poverty bad o... Both of you should hustle o.